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[–]Quato 268 points269 points ago

Holy shit I remember this cartoon from the 80's. It was called Turbo-teen. It was fucking terrible.

[–]cheesyvee 40 points41 points ago

As bad as this cartoon was, I loved it. Forgive me, I was young.

[–]UnknownArchive 11 points12 points ago

But do you remember the Filmation Ghostbusters?

[–]yip_yip_yip_uh_huh 9 points10 points ago

There was a Christmas where I wanted a Ghostbuster car more than anything. You know, the modified ambulance from the movie. I loved the siren noise. On Christmas Day I opened up my presents to find that some relative (I forget which) had gotten me the dumb car from this dumb-ass rip-off series. It had a skull on it or something. I'm pretty sure I didn't write a thank-you note.

[–]oddbit 7 points8 points ago

Filmation's Ghost Busters wasn't a rip off series. It actually existed before the Bill Murray movie of similar name and said cartoon. Not to say it was better, anything with Bill Murray wins automatically.

[–]Johnycantread 4 points5 points ago

It was a hearse.

[–]Rasalom 1 point2 points ago

[–]A_British_Gentleman 2 points3 points ago

That's pretty convenient if they die on the way.

[–]Johnycantread 0 points1 point ago

Now if the ghostbusters also moonlighted as mortician paramedics, the circle would be complete.

[–]herp_derpenstein 0 points1 point ago

it was an ambulance. when Ray first pulls up with the thing in the movie he's blasting the built on siren. Hearses don't have sirens.

[–]sectorfour 1 point2 points ago

I was only allowed to watch the Filmation one because the Original Ghostbusters was too scary or some shit. My dad was religious.

[–]cheesyvee 0 points1 point ago

I regrettably, and thankfully, have no recollection of that cartoon.

[–]jaymo81 0 points1 point ago

They had a gorilla and the car could talk!! Well... whine... K.... the REAL ghostbusters was way better, but I did always like the way they got into their car

[–]whynotzoidberg26 0 points1 point ago

that show fuckin sucked.

[–]themirthfulswami 0 points1 point ago

I could never figure out why they had to have that stupid ape. dafuq was that about?

[–]DetroitHero 2 points3 points ago

Look. It's the rule of cartoons. There has to be an animal. There has to be a "whoa, we got shrunk" episode and there has to be a "changing bodies" episode.

[–]themirthfulswami 1 point2 points ago

I understand but why a domesticated ape? a dog wound have made a hell of a lot more sense than a gorilla in a hat.

[–]DetroitHero 0 points1 point ago

No one is allowed to question a gorilla in a hat.

[–]schmoejoe 1 point2 points ago

Plus there's the "starts a band" episode, and you know it's hit the shitter if there's a race.

Oooo manufactured drama.

[–]DetroitHero 1 point2 points ago

I agree with this statement.

[–]OmegaX123 0 points1 point ago

The ape (and the characters' parents, in a 50s/60s live-action series) existed BEFORE Bill Murray et al's movies/"Real Ghostbusters".

[–]stinkyp00t 0 points1 point ago

Good god that was a piece of shit. I liked it as a kid though. Let's go Ghostbusters!

[–]strawcat 0 points1 point ago

I don't know if it still is, but that used to be on Netflix instant. My 5 year old loved it.

[–]polaroidgeek 2 points3 points ago

Me too, my friend. Sadly, me too.

[–]Rawbauer 1 point2 points ago

I loved it too. You are not alone.

[–]Secret_Agent_Bear 0 points1 point ago

I understand. As a child I was a fan of many things that are just terrible. When you're young you just don't know any better.

P.S. I used to watch it too.

[–]Danzaemon 42 points43 points ago

Werewolves I can kind of understand, by were-cars? What did he do when he changed on every full moon? Drive around the streets running over people?

[–]MajorVictory 120 points121 points ago

Futurama did it.

[–]unicyclegamer 15 points16 points ago

Only video of it I could find http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HVK50mH6vw

[–]Davey_Jones 10 points11 points ago

I always thought it would be cool to turn into a car as a kid. My God, this looks horrible...

[–]unicyclegamer 6 points7 points ago

If the wheels are your hands and feet, what exactly is the muffler?

[–]icerpro 5 points6 points ago

[–]Mechanism_of_Injury 3 points4 points ago

remember to excuse yourself when you backfire infront of guests.

And I remember this cartoon. Had to be warm to turn into a car. I remember a scene where it was cold. he couldnt transform and wound up drinking soup or pouring it on his shirt to get warmed enough to do so. Homeless guy saw this and imitated it with no luck.

[–]Juxtap0sed 4 points5 points ago

That's the joke.

[–]Sly_R 0 points1 point ago

"I'll kill you too, buddy."

[–]de_dust2_420 0 points1 point ago

Werebender

[–]sketchy_coffee_cup 1 point2 points ago

Ftfy: werecar

upvote for beating me to it

[–]Deddan 7 points8 points ago

It crept along the ground on round, rubber feet.. like a wolf!

[–]NMorg 2 points3 points ago

He turned into a car if he got too hot. It was weird, a particularly hot day, exerting himself too much, or even getting too stressed, frightened or aroused It was a weird show for a weird time.

[–]ddb1 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, I think you're right. I vaguely remember something about hot water getting spilled on him, then cold water turning him back.

[–]score_ 4 points5 points ago

fucking terrible

confirmed

[–]therightclique 3 points4 points ago

Um... Are we watching the same video?

[–]DisturbedPuppy 3 points4 points ago

It is because of this cartoon that every car I see looks like it has a face.

[–]preske 12 points13 points ago

for every crappy cartoon, there was an equally awesome one. I love the 80'ies.

[–]MajorVictory 41 points42 points ago

'eightyies'

[–]anyonethinkingabout 6 points7 points ago

ah come on, you don't also say "firstst, secondnd, thirdrd...."

[–]preske 28 points29 points ago

Isn't it onest, twond, threerd?

[–]anyonethinkingabout 2 points3 points ago

dang

[–]MisterSquirrel 5 points6 points ago

wouldn't that be onest, twond, threerd?

[–]anyonethinkingabout 2 points3 points ago

dang

[–]SniperTooL 2 points3 points ago

Newton's third law of 80s cartoons.

[–]skynet0419 0 points1 point ago

LOL i remember it too. 80's cartoons were so awesome :P

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

But do you remember Teen Wolf?

[–]ProbablyNotAGoodSign 0 points1 point ago

This was the worst Saturday morning cartoon I can remember from my childhood. Fortunately, it didn't last very long.

[–]Dasoccerguy 27 points28 points ago

[–]nullghost 9 points10 points ago

Every time Robot Chicken uses a frat in a sketch, the frat name is Kappa Omega Kappa, KΩK.

(lol cocks)

[–]kenba2099 1 point2 points ago

Also the name of the fraternity in Sorority Boys, similarly used for comedic effect.

[–]Rejzorlight 26 points27 points ago

"The Honking"

[–]sketchy_coffee_cup 4 points5 points ago

[–]dannimann 18 points19 points ago

"I want you inside me"

[–]Gensega 16 points17 points ago

the moment you realize you are 30 years old and the other reddit users are way younger than you. Turbo-Teen FTW, Also see M.A.S.K.

[–]Aged_bacon 3 points4 points ago

I feel old as well sir.

[–]vonshavingcream 2 points3 points ago

feeling old as well. I was like .. Hey .. TURBO TEEN sweet. Then.. I said to myself .. M.A.S.K. was kick ass with the yellow motorcycle / helicopter. then I clicked on these comments... UGGHH...

[–]sectorfour 2 points3 points ago

31, checking in. Voltron gave me a little kid boner.

[–]throwaway-o 2 points3 points ago

Yes.

32 years old here.

Trans Am owner.

Apparently the product placement worked very well.

[–]endless_sleep 2 points3 points ago

True, true. M.A.S.K was awesome, some of my favorite toys and nobody I talk to knows what the hell I'm talking about. Everybody seems to like Transformers these days, as well, but what about Gobots? That shit was cool, too.

[–]Durable_Turtle 44 points45 points ago

Peter Porker was just an ordinary man, living as a freelance photographer, until one day he was bitten by a radioactive transformer. Now he is mustang man!

[–]JustSuet 14 points15 points ago

Peter: You know who I am.

Mary Jane: I do?

Peter: Your friendly neighborhood Alfa-Romeo-Spider-Man!

[–]BoojiBoy 6 points7 points ago

There actually was a Peter Porker, if you didn't already know. He became Spider-Ham.

[–]Keskasidvar 0 points1 point ago

That's a Firebird, not a Mustang...

[–]throwaway-o 0 points1 point ago

MUSTANG?

BLASPHEMY!!!

That's a TRANS AM.

More respect, eh!

[–]iamadogforreal 0 points1 point ago

Except Peter Porker was the name of the real 80s comic book Spiderham.

[–]HillbillyScientist 6 points7 points ago

American Trans Am In London.

[–]agentidaho 23 points24 points ago

dat ass.

[–]Manial 6 points7 points ago

dat trunk.

[–]Shogun_Named_Marcus 4 points5 points ago

Das boot

[–]robreddity 4 points5 points ago

Deez (lug)nutz

[–]kirun 5 points6 points ago

Related [NSFAnywhere]

[–]BigClifty 1 point2 points ago

Huh. So that exists.

[–]kirun 3 points4 points ago

Somebody already did an excellent job of explaining it so I will defer to them.

[–]ak47blackjack 11 points12 points ago

Happens to me every year around this time... I don't know why.

[–]Ghost_in_the_Reddit 1 point2 points ago

I think it's called puberty.

[–]SimonWest 7 points8 points ago

He's a were-car

[–]HEY_SPENCE 4 points5 points ago

Reminds me of that episode of Futurama where Bender get's bitten by a werecar

[–]Sphigmomanometer 3 points4 points ago

Howwoooooo! honk honk

[–]celest3alove 6 points7 points ago

for all those who are intersted: the intro

[–]cuddlyogre 2 points3 points ago

He got run over by the were-car.

[–]GenericOnlineName 2 points3 points ago

I just know someone is fapping to this.

[–]fabiobean 2 points3 points ago

What's the weird part? I do this daily. It saves a ton of gas.

[–]chunkypuddles 2 points3 points ago

Why did I just get turned on?

[–]ackbar420 2 points3 points ago

They said I could be anything... so I became a car.

[–]Dealybobber 2 points3 points ago

He looks like a cat about to vomit in the beginning.

Also dat ass.

[–]dudix81 1 point2 points ago

This cartoon!

[–]freecandy_van 1 point2 points ago

That's why you don't walk into your 3D printer

[–]crappuccino 1 point2 points ago

Forget the full moon – he endures this every time he goes in for an oil change.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Got into the breakdown part of "Whole Lotta Love" on shuffle as I started this .gif up. Needless to say, :D

[–]xMidnitex 1 point2 points ago

Now that's what I call Junk in the Trunk.

[–]ToastMilwaukee 1 point2 points ago

[–]Lippuringo 0 points1 point ago

wat

[–]danish_hole 1 point2 points ago

oh, uhm, repost. So many damn reposts today.

[–]Frozenthunder 1 point2 points ago

This gives "junk in the trunk" new meaning.

[–]oncefoughtabear 1 point2 points ago

That looks like the morph transition in Macromedia flash, back when we all experimented with Newgrounds inspired animation.

[–]hypoboxer 1 point2 points ago

Still not worse than Go-Bots.

[–]Scribbl3d_Out 1 point2 points ago

Guuuurl, you got some junk in that trunk.

[–]Ginnysaurus 1 point2 points ago

I found that strangely sexual.

[–]McDerpenstein 1 point2 points ago

Dat ass

[–]Siglogic 1 point2 points ago

This excerpt from the show synopsis is classic:. Brett trusted no one —aside from his girlfriend Pattie, his buddy Alex, and the federal government —with his chrome-plated secret.

[–]Cry_Havok 1 point2 points ago

I don't normally bitch about reposts, but fuck, this has been posted...if my calculations are correct... exactly seven hundred trillion, four hundred twenty seven billion, eighteen million, nine hundred ninty four thousand and seven times...im not an intelligent man.

[–]Elonine 4 points5 points ago

My body is ready.

[–]DerpinDrummer 3 points4 points ago

We must destroy the original werecar to undo the curse!! who's with me?

eh.. nevermind i think ill stay on reddit

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Now post this in /r/trees as "how i feel driving at an [8]"

Max karma potential

[–]cmpbck 0 points1 point ago

Not if they remember it is a repost

[–]pr0pane_accessories 0 points1 point ago

Now that you mention it, that IS how I feel driving at an [8] :|

[–]UnknownArchive 1 point2 points ago

FUCK YES. Turbo teen was awesome

[–]TacoPantsMan 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, I couldn't remember the name of this but I used to watch it all the time. These kids nowadays...

[–]a_penguin 2 points3 points ago

Looks like Bill has some junk.... (puts on sunglasses) .....in his trunk.

YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!

[–]MadMudflap 1 point2 points ago

I need some fuel up in the arse please!

[–]Therealsebastiandior 1 point2 points ago

OMG the memories! I LOVED that show!

[–]PrettyKittyPaws 1 point2 points ago

Maybe that's where they got the idea for the Eidolons in Final Fantasy XIII

[–]Moonohol 2 points3 points ago

Seriously though, that Eidolon that turns into a car is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen in a video game. Ever.

[–]PrettyKittyPaws 0 points1 point ago

Yes, Ifrit Dune Buggy... Or the lesbian motorcycle sisters.

[–]cloral 0 points1 point ago

...or any of the others.

[–]bolognahole 1 point2 points ago

This just probed the deepest of my memories.I remember loving this cartoon (age 3-4ish).

[–]wrgm0100 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of salvia.

[–]kirizzel 1 point2 points ago

I loved that fucking cartoon!

[–]audraii 1 point2 points ago

AT SOME PART HE LOOKED LIKE QUAGMIRE

[–]Pixeleyes 1 point2 points ago

Wow, way to take my childhood and make me feel old with it. Wat, indeed.

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

But do you remember My Pet Monster?

[–]Pixeleyes 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for that nostalgia, I remember wanting the toy of that when I was 7 or 8. I never did get it. >.<

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

I had a Rainbow Brite doll. Oh, and I'm a guy. Back then it was really unacceptable by my father. He hated that doll

[–]DontTrollMeBro1 1 point2 points ago

What the actual fuck am I doing with my life?

[–]Girolmao 0 points1 point ago

Dat ass

[–]CactusJacques 2 points3 points ago

Dat bumper

[–]Kwoon 0 points1 point ago

lol his ass

[–]smileureoncamera 0 points1 point ago

Love how halfway through trying to make his face look like the front of a car they said "fuck it, it just does"

[–]BigBilbobaggins 0 points1 point ago

[–]Hythy 0 points1 point ago

Pfft, that's not that impressive -Michael Jackson can do the same:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2AgUudfcQA&t=0m48s

He can also turn into space ships.

[–]CptnCanuck 0 points1 point ago

The original werecar..... BENDER! WE FOUND IT!

[–]Aleksander73 0 points1 point ago

I think Bender does a better job when he turns into the Were-car.

[–]infinitesean 0 points1 point ago

dat ass

[–]freetofap 0 points1 point ago

Transformers; you're doing it wrong

[–]thecianmeister 0 points1 point ago

Is this where Futurama got the idea for an episode from?

[–]starwarscreature 0 points1 point ago

What happens if you put something inside the trunk?

[–]cloral 0 points1 point ago

Can someone turn this into a nope! gif?

[–]killer4u77 0 points1 point ago

This has been posted at least 9001 times

[–]snackpockets 0 points1 point ago

human form of bender!

[–]BAMspek 0 points1 point ago

I feel like I see this .gif at least once a month.

[–]Van-CityFTW 0 points1 point ago

REPOST

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Im geussing thats the human version of Bender in the vampire car episode.

[–]HumidNebula 0 points1 point ago

I laughed the stupidest laugh when I saw this. Half way through, all I could think was "Junk in the trunk"

[–]snack_pie 0 points1 point ago

I miss the USA Cartoon Express

[–]sirspate 0 points1 point ago

You think this is something, check out the (anime) movie Utena.

[–]Alymae 0 points1 point ago

There are people that actually do get off to this

[–]DaLuDeD 0 points1 point ago

Like who?

[–]Alymae 0 points1 point ago

TF (tranformation) is considered a fetish. I'm a furry and happen to run into TF comics from time to time. I: (I'm that rare kind of furry who mainly only likes PG related stuff and dont get off to it)

[–]DaLuDeD 0 points1 point ago

ASL? :P

[–]Alymae 0 points1 point ago

18/f/canada also gay and in a relationship for 2 years

[–]DaLuDeD 0 points1 point ago

Just being a smart ass. Hope your happy.

[–]Alymae 1 point2 points ago

you bet i am

[–]glorybowl_4 0 points1 point ago

Been there, done that, got a ticket.

[–]bloodmoon2819 0 points1 point ago

This is not funny, this is god damn wtf

[–]siqniz 0 points1 point ago

and here comes the nightmares

[–]Jessedef 0 points1 point ago

Worst. Superpower. Ever.

[–]hmoffly 0 points1 point ago

I hate this god damn website.

[–]supersaijinkyle 0 points1 point ago

That scene right there scarred me for life as a kid.

[–]throwaway-o 0 points1 point ago

I own and drive the car this guy turns into.

:-S

[–]CenturionGMU 0 points1 point ago

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

[–]2funnyhumor 0 points1 point ago

Somebodies got some junk in their trunk.

[–]LawlCzar 0 points1 point ago

"They said I could become anything. So I became a Camaro. No, seriously - I really did."

[–]mcderps 0 points1 point ago

My mind is full of fuck.

[–]angelica1983 0 points1 point ago

vrooom vrooom!

[–]jimmy4010 0 points1 point ago

At least he runs on natural gas.

[–]irishboi 0 points1 point ago

Well that's one car boot I won't be putting my food in

[–]bezayihun 0 points1 point ago

The perfect definition for 'dafuq did I just see?'

[–]GlennBecksChalkboard 0 points1 point ago

When I first saw this cartoon and the guy's transformation it really freaked me out as a kid.

[–]JokermanUno 0 points1 point ago

He's got trunk in his junk.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I couldn't stop watching his ass spread out like that. Mesmerizing. I'm going to watch it again.

[–]LegendaryMouse 0 points1 point ago

im not sure you're allowed to do that bro.

[–]AgentKilroy 0 points1 point ago

Dat fender.

[–]AllWrong74 0 points1 point ago

You've never seen Turbo Teen?

[–]heymrk 0 points1 point ago

Dat bumper.

[–]Juve1 0 points1 point ago

Sorry to inform you that this is infact a repost from r/wtf, good day to you kind sir.

[–]linconpark1 0 points1 point ago

Dat Ass

[–]ls1003 0 points1 point ago

Transformers! Humans in disguise?

[–]yippeekiaymofo 0 points1 point ago

Haha I used to watch this - I completely forgot about this. Awesome.

[–]luthiz 0 points1 point ago

Junk in the trunk!

[–]orus 0 points1 point ago

I will be a car. Bitches love cars.

[–]StrangerDanger13 0 points1 point ago

I now fear cars.

[–]scottg96 -1 points0 points ago

dat ass

[–]silentkill144 0 points1 point ago

He has a lot of junk in his trunk.

[–]lufraf 1 point2 points ago

[–]uwanteetgewd 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit. Anyone else think Futurama?

[–]Artha_SC 0 points1 point ago

Happens to me everytime.

[–]VengefulToast 0 points1 point ago

Back that thing up!

[–]Br3330 0 points1 point ago

Great use of an other wise useless shape tween.

[–]moto3500 0 points1 point ago

had a hard time clicking upvote since i was laughing so hard

[–]zbearu 0 points1 point ago

[–]iamdandan 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for not putting this in /wtf

[–]goldenrod 0 points1 point ago

I remember this cartoon. It's from the 80s. Came on Saturday mornings and it was fucking terrible. I'd always flip the channel to Dungeons and Dragons instead.