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Baby Elephant stands on a log. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Anarke13 44 points45 points ago

I read "Baby Elephant stands on a dog". Very cute but I'm still very disappointed!

[–]futureperfecttense 4 points5 points ago

I read that too, was at first horrified, and then quite relieved. I don't think even a baby elephant would have too much trouble snuffing out the largest of canines.

[–]Anarke13 1 point2 points ago

113 kg (250 lb) according to my first hit on google. So it would have to be a pretty big dog...

[–]VertigoFall 5 points6 points ago

Can do.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]VertigoFall 1 point2 points ago

Put a goddamn dog pelt on it and voilla.

[–]bobtheghost33 0 points1 point ago

BigDog. The (slightly disturbing) way of the future!

[–]natural_units 0 points1 point ago

For particle physicists: 113 kg -> 6.3 * 1037 eV | 250 lb -> 6.4 * 1037 eV

[–]rrb 4 points5 points ago

These conversion bots are getting out of hand.

[–]ecmmyers 6 points7 points ago

1 hand = 10.16 cm

[–]SI_Bot -3 points-2 points ago

SI conversions:(FAQ)

  • 250 lb = 113.4 kg

113 kg (250 lb(113.4 kg) ) according to my first hit on google. So it would have to be a pretty big dog...

[–]Iliveonlovestreet 76 points77 points ago

Oh. Muh. Guh.

[–]HeyFlo 32 points33 points ago

Baby elephants always win hands-down in the cutest baby animal category.

Dem ears!

[–]Abedeus 7 points8 points ago

I dunno, have you seen the wrestling baby pandas?

Or baby Rottweilers.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

Baby red pandas have everything beat.

[–]Arcon1337 2 points3 points ago

Red Pandas also win all cat, fox, panda, bear and raccoon awards.

[–]astrower 0 points1 point ago

Red pandas are the cutest animal out there.

[–]Osiris32 0 points1 point ago

I will see your baby red panda and raise you a litter of golden lab puppies.

[–]Abedeus 0 points1 point ago

I raise a litter of rottweiler puppies.

EETSY BEETSY BEARS

[–]Osiris32 1 point2 points ago

O_O

I want to hold them and squeeze them and pet them and lurve them and name them George.

[–]Abedeus 0 points1 point ago

NO! Rottweilers can only have Egyptian or mythological names.

Like Ramses or Frigga. Or Thor.

[–]kborisk 2 points3 points ago

Or baby hippos. Or baby rhinos.

[–]Only_A_Username 2 points3 points ago

Baby Sloths. That is all.

[–]Pointy130 1 point2 points ago

Is there, like, an /r/babyelephants or something? I never get tired of them.

[–]papabro 0 points1 point ago

You obviously have never seen baby harp seals...

[–]R3volte 2 points3 points ago

Holy mother of fucks is that thing ever cute!?

[–]vfxDan 1 point2 points ago

Never Reddit before swallowing.

[–]onanismaximus -1 points0 points ago

I thought you were making an Adventure Time reference, but Lumpy Space Princess is not an elephant. That's Tree Trunks

[–]fleursauvage 15 points16 points ago

TreeTrunks!!!

[–]matus2442 2 points3 points ago

The one where she becomes the crystal queen was hilarious.

[–]Sniper_Guz 16 points17 points ago

It's actually a severed elephant leg.

[–]irawwwr 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I still can't look at cute elephant pics without thinking of that one featuring the elephant without the tusk :(

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

You reposting cunt. Ooooh you are so smart Mind_Virus, you wrote your name backwards and started another dickbag account. Get a fucking life you cock smoker. Why do you do this? Is your life so shitty that all you can do is mine karma for no reason. Once a reposting cunt, always a reposting cunt. Go to dig or funnyjunk, maybe they want you.

[–]Defonos 6 points7 points ago

Agreed. Just look at this guys account... He's just a posting whore. What's the point? People like this have somewhat ruined reddit to where it's just an imgboard now.

[–]facebalm 6 points7 points ago

I'm with you lporter. Guys like Mind_Virus have ruined /r/pics and it's just another subreddit I had to unsubscribe from. I don't even understand why he's doing that.

[–]TheBassThatAteMiami 3 points4 points ago

http://imgur.com/ZkS7s

[–]Sodfarm 0 points1 point ago

It took me a few seconds to realize why that was written as "You got mad" as opposed to the usual "you mad?"

[–]DWill88 0 points1 point ago

Do you think he was hired by Reddit to repost material, to keep the site alive and interesting to new members?

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

He could have at least posted in /r/aww

[–]bobtheghost33 -2 points-1 points ago

U mad? (I think he mad)

[–]FUCK_YOU_REPOSTER 2 points3 points ago

FUCK YOU

[–]ThirstyBoots 3 points4 points ago

that little guy has great head space for a nice head pat

[–]ptownyup 2 points3 points ago

read it as "Baby Elephant Stands on a leg". The log looked like a full grown elephant leg, i got really sad D: glad its a log

[–]PurpleDoom 1 point2 points ago

Why can't I have one!?!

[–]bmorr6836 1 point2 points ago

trunkception

[–]ghoti023 1 point2 points ago

I just watched Dumbo yesterday. Oh em gee baby elephants.

[–]Elithetuf 1 point2 points ago

I thought it said Baby Elephant stand on one leg. Waste of 30 seconds..

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

me to

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Aww

[–]sheraknima 1 point2 points ago

Why is this not on r/aww?!

[–]ManlySnowflake 1 point2 points ago

I unsubscribed from /r/aww so I wouldn't have to see this shit.

[–]JurassicParkerr 1 point2 points ago

This needs to be in /r/aww

[–]CheetoX23 1 point2 points ago

My wife loves elephants. I say this because she is not a redditor, so every elephant picture I send to her. This, sir, is a repost. I grant you no upvotes.

[–]advicemcadvice 1 point2 points ago

Can we get a source for this?

[–]Rusty-Shackleford 3 points4 points ago

Wait I've seen that guy before!

[–]notathrowaway_yet 1 point2 points ago

I disagree

[–]chewp911 2 points3 points ago

False, it's standing on its hind legs with its front legs on the log.

[–]notathrowaway_yet 4 points5 points ago

Well, it's about that time

[–]bb9496 1 point2 points ago

x-post to /r/aww, REAP KARMAS!

[–]Remus117 0 points1 point ago

Im on a log!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I want an interpretation of this wonderful piece of art. The title itself is making it wonderful.

[–]Sand_Coffin 0 points1 point ago

Cute animal? KARMA.

[–]chromedip 0 points1 point ago

Tree trunks!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Very observant OP

[–]DragnKing 0 points1 point ago

Snoot

[–]KinglyO 0 points1 point ago

I drew this about a week ago after seeing this pic on a friends Facebook

[–]Harsh_Criticism 0 points1 point ago

That fucking sucks

[–]KinglyO 0 points1 point ago

Appropriate username

[–]Aquemini182 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea why but i read this as "Baby Elephant Stands on one leg" and when I opened the picture I was very confused.

[–]raresaturn 0 points1 point ago

needs a better title, too confusing.

[–]giantsmania 0 points1 point ago

It's training to be in the circus, to make it in America.

[–]leviirish 0 points1 point ago

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/avengers-gif-let-me-love-you.gif

[–]voidXO 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting a baby elephant standing on a dog.

Fuck you.

[–]lalondtm 0 points1 point ago

Perfect example of "how the hell did this make the front page?". Cute elephant, but COME ON

[–]aishataj 0 points1 point ago

I wish I was an elephant!

[–]mwire45 0 points1 point ago

this is the best thing I've ever seen

[–]AlwaysGettingHopOns 0 points1 point ago

Sir, that is the leg of a dead elephant.

Oh, I joke, I joke.... that can't happen... elephants are too cute!!!

[–]MrsBillHaverchuck 0 points1 point ago

I read this as Baby Elephant stands on a Dog. I was less disappointed than expected. So cute.

[–]Ogurkis 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was another elephants asshole at first.

[–]Noble06 0 points1 point ago

Chicken on a Raft

[–]m_kap 0 points1 point ago

This adorable elephant makes up for the nasty spider bite I just saw in another post.

[–]Knope_Knope_Knope 0 points1 point ago

This made my boyfriend cry! The only other time i saw him cry was when his godfather went in for heart surgery!

[–]redditatx01 0 points1 point ago

It's Sy Snoodles!

[–]WhatPlantsCrave 0 points1 point ago

Downvoting Suriv_Dnim.

[–]Solsavage 0 points1 point ago

First the elephant playing with the galaxy note and now this....reddit is gonna be the cause of my arrest for felony elephant theft one day. I want a pygmy elephant so bad its scary.

[–]PRPrivateRyan 0 points1 point ago

thats fuckin' cute

[–]gmikoner 0 points1 point ago

Baby elephant has no job.

[–]DR_oberts 0 points1 point ago

Nerdfighters, I do believe we've found the puppy sized elephant.

[–]SaltFrog 0 points1 point ago

D'aww look at his little trunkkkk

[–]Purple_Herman 0 points1 point ago

He's sitting you sick motherfucker. I clicked this god damn link expecting a standing baby fucking elephant on a log. You sick fucking bastard.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Cool story, bro.

[–]Only_A_Username 0 points1 point ago

I squeed.

[–]ramirah -1 points0 points ago

Kneeling, not standing.

[–]beltonicus -1 points0 points ago

"This is my log. There are many like it, but this one is mine."

[–]KariasMike -1 points0 points ago

I'm going to get downvoted to hell for this but I don't care... This belongs on AWWW not /r/pics... Yes It CAN be posted here, but it is WAY more accurate under the previously mentioned subreddit. For people like me who are tired of the mushy karma whoring bastages who post up pictures like this... PLEASE correctly post your shit. Thank you!

[–]zleuth -2 points-1 points ago

Do you suppose that baby elephants taste like veal?

[–]Luung -2 points-1 points ago

Elephants are only useful for their ivory and succulent trunk meat. The photographer should wait for that elephant to get a bit older before harvesting it. Trunk is too small, and doesn't yet have enough ivory to be viable.

[–]robbiedo 1 point2 points ago

I know you are trolling, but that's just terrible. Elephants are sentient beings.

[–]cowzgomoo -1 points0 points ago

so fucking adorable

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