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[–]theshryock 185 points186 points ago

I have you tagged as "Mr. Repost!"

Thanks for living up to the title

[–]naked_wayne 19 points20 points ago

A fitting tag.

[–]CoCoMartinez 7 points8 points ago

A titting fag, indeed

[–]Pinyaka 11 points12 points ago

[–]danchan22 2 points3 points ago

I swear he made that comic just so it could be linked on reddit a thousand times a day as a rebuttal to all of the repost complaints.

[–]theshryock 0 points1 point ago

it really does freak me out how relevant his comics are

[–]PieterPlopplop 1 point2 points ago

Can we throw in some pictures of cats and inspirational retard brothers at the prom for additional upvote whoring?

[–]3Dawg 4 points5 points ago

how do you tag people?

[–]cannot-comprehend 21 points22 points ago

run up to them, touch them, and say YOU'RE IT!

[–]SpeckledFleck 0 points1 point ago

[–]RedHotBeef 2 points3 points ago

Reddit enhancement suite

[–]Rountree85 0 points1 point ago

Did someone sa... ahh, fuck it.

[–]megloface 0 points1 point ago

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[–]crazyjapes 4 points5 points ago

I don't know about that. One can just simply repost on reddit.

[–]sugarfreelemonade 6 points7 points ago

We can have Totino's Pizza Rolls, but we have to be quiet.

[–]eequalsmc2 2 points3 points ago

THIS ONE TASTES LIKE A TACO!!!!

I LOVE TOTINO'S!!!!!

[–]yeaweckin 1 point2 points ago

What the Fuck did he say about being quiet?

[–]Ian1732 1 point2 points ago

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, ETHAN, I TOLD YOU TO JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, AND YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT.

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points ago

Old enough to be on the internet, but can't make your own pizza rolls?

[–]supersirotic 23 points24 points ago

fuck reddit

[–]ggg69x 85 points86 points ago

repost

[–]Crucks 49 points50 points ago

from like a day ago too. i don't mind when things get recycled, but this is pretty ridiculous.

[–]bkh 2 points3 points ago

Don't confuse reposts with crossposts.

[–]Sloppy1sts 40 points41 points ago

Well I'm on Reddit all goddamn day and I missed it, so whatevs.

[–]Crucks -5 points-4 points ago

its cool, i was just saying.

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[–]BMANN2 7 points8 points ago

That could have been said a lot nicer. Saying it like that won't do much but assure these people you find annoying to stay.

[–]yeahhhsortof 2 points3 points ago

The way you phrased that really made you sound like an 'adult of reddit'. Let's chill out with the middle school name calling and accept that reposts happen? An angry flaming post is not contributing to the site either. Reddit revolves around being a bunch of accepting (for the most part) communities, where people can share links they enjoy. If you want more serious content, find a different sub-reddit. No need to question the sexual preference or age of any fellow commenter.

[–]TheD33Man 1 point2 points ago

I love this account so much. Especially when I can't tell whether it's someone actually getting angry or just troll nonsense

[–]rblpro 3 points4 points ago

Hear's

Adults of Reddit

ಠ_ಠ

The none too bright one's it seems.

[–]Crucks 0 points1 point ago

hahahaha "the adults of reddit"

[–]Metacurious -2 points-1 points ago

I guess people post it, then it gets reposted on facebook etc, and then someone else sees it and goes I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS ON REDDIT YET and posts it like the next day.

[–]baxterg13 2 points3 points ago

I think this was on r/trees, so I would count this as an Xpost

[–]horseher 0 points1 point ago

It was, and I remember laughing a hardy laugh :)

[–]admvp 1 point2 points ago

I was about to post this same thing. And normally I don't give a shit about reposts, but this is literally two days old. One of my roommates is obsessed with pizza rolls so I sent him the link, checked it to make sure it was from a different post, and it was from 1am Friday. Two days reddit. C'mon, you're better than this!

[–]Rountree85 -1 points0 points ago

This is ridiculous. How does a simple comment saying only the word "repost" gain so many upvotes?

Who cares if it's a repost, even if it was from a few days ago. I haven't seen it, and I visit Reddit a few times a day. Get the fuck off your high-horse and just downvote the post if it's not interesting to you.

[–]Istvaan 26 points27 points ago

James Harden can not contain his nom.

[–]TheBluePanda 8 points9 points ago

I keep forgetting Reddit is home to a lot of 17 year olds who have fresh memories of things like this.

[–]architects1 2 points3 points ago

You know it's sad when you see it on Facebook at least a week before you see it on Reddit...

[–]redcthulhu 2 points3 points ago

Rolling Thunder, baby.

[–]mnmlism 5 points6 points ago

I worked for totinos for 4 months, this is what I did everytime I got to try free pizza rolls for lunch (everyday).

[–]SoosMD 6 points7 points ago

Leave a comment on my webzone if you want some pizza rolls.

[–]Moonohol 2 points3 points ago

WHO'S BEEN FUCKING WITH MY MEDICINE?!

[–]beautifuldisaster88 5 points6 points ago

Go Thunder! For their crazy faces!

[–]GearedCam 13 points14 points ago

KD: "OH FUCK YEAH!!" JH: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

[–]thunderbird11 1 point2 points ago

This party is going to be off the hook!

[–]Sweaver91 1 point2 points ago

DAE not have their mother make snacks for them because they aren't 12?

[–]sargENT_shart 1 point2 points ago

Seeing this post is like seeing that tree I drive by every day.

[–]shit_reddit_says 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one here that's not 14?

[–]brokentoaster24 4 points5 points ago

This is clearly the best use of this picture

[–]happycrabeatsthefish 6 points7 points ago

your mom can't cook

[–]drylube 0 points1 point ago

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I don't think what he said was that funny. Let's not run reaction faces into the ground like we do with everything else.

[–]drylube -1 points0 points ago

I was being sarcastic, sorry.

[–]pharris610 3 points4 points ago

Upvote from a Thunder fan...

[–]I_MAKE_USERNAMES 0 points1 point ago

THEIF!!!!!

[–]kaptinkangaroo -5 points-4 points ago

Upvote for a Thunder fan, from a Jazz fan. In a couple years, we'll be right here with you.

[–]BipolarBear0 2 points3 points ago

Yep, it's summer.

[–]FUCK_YOU_FAGBOY 1 point2 points ago

A redditor that lives with his mom. THAT'S what is as old as the internet.

[–]andybent25 0 points1 point ago

I've never understood the fascination with pizza rolls. They're just really gross to me.

[–]Melkor_Morgoth 9 points10 points ago

Where else do you get your daily requirement of pig eyelashes?

[–]StewieBanana -4 points-3 points ago

They're like oriental calzones. What's not to like?

[–]andybent25 6 points7 points ago

Oriental Calzones.

[–]henryblobby 0 points1 point ago

I have never heard of pizza rolls before, but now I feel like getting myself a pizza and rolling it up to eat it.

[–]BuckRowdy 0 points1 point ago

Bi-Lo Brand Pizza Rolls are terrible.

[–]gosuprobe 0 points1 point ago

______ pizza or pizza _______ rolls... There was nothing pizza-related that woman could damage.

[–]reddust174 0 points1 point ago

This is the first time I've ever seen something posted to Facebook before Reddit.

[–]easternbachelor 0 points1 point ago

piaaazzzaaa roooouuuless

[–]RevWaldo 0 points1 point ago

⛤ ☠ Who wants PIZZA ROLLS!! ☠ ⛤

[–]killermicrobe 0 points1 point ago

cansur

[–]RobEBud 0 points1 point ago

if you notice reposts on reddit then you need to go outside more

[–]bsmith84 0 points1 point ago

This is my favorite picture in all of the internets. I love these guys.

[–]Johnnyorks 0 points1 point ago

I say the dude on the right is the expression once that lava of food enters your mouth.

[–]woof2woof 0 points1 point ago

I don't know if I'm happy to live here now.

[–]SavageHunter77 0 points1 point ago

No one really follows the Reddit rule where we shouldn't complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it doesn't mean everyone else on the internet has seen it too. Appreciate other people happiness from looking at this picture.

[–]_reality_check 0 points1 point ago

Why is everyone in the crowd wearing blue shirts.

[–]Autoground 0 points1 point ago

Without exaggeration, I can say that this is the worst item to ever appear on my second page.

[–]3DPipes 0 points1 point ago

This was right above this link. I believe they go together well.

[–]evoim3 0 points1 point ago

Those are the exact same faces when you try to pop a pizza roll in your mouth and you remember those delicious fuckers are hotter than the surface of the sun.

[–]EbonyMelons 0 points1 point ago

Repost from r/trees my good sir

[–]ElPadre62 0 points1 point ago

THE PIZZA ROLLS WERE TOO HOT, SO I DID THIS TO COOL DAT SHIT DOWN!

[–]sd6653 -1 points0 points ago

That picture rules.

[–]Leraw 0 points1 point ago

This was just on reddit yesterday...

[–]NKarman 0 points1 point ago

You can't even put it as an x-post?

[–]Bl00DISH 0 points1 point ago

I have never heard of "Pizza roll" before. Is this a US thing?

[–]HuevosGrande 0 points1 point ago

love this pic. fucking hate okc

[–]I_MAKE_USERNAMES -1 points0 points ago

fucking thieves. Supersonics were such a sick team.

[–]HuevosGrande 1 point2 points ago

seriously. that could be the sonics up there right now. The way they were "stolen" from seattle is the worst part, so fuck you clay bennett and the whack ass city of okc.

[–]brownie_pts -1 points0 points ago

Those expressions are amazing. I actually couldn't stop giggling!

[–]balancedhighs 5 points6 points ago

When you post a comment, in the bottom of the right text window it says formatting help. Then you can do stuff like this:-

From this to this in two seconds.

[–]Fartface3000 1 point2 points ago

[–]tom277 -2 points-1 points ago

5 seconds later there was a mad dash for the kitchen

[–]Madiau -1 points0 points ago

MOM MADE FRIED CHICKEN

FTFY

[–]alecyo12 -1 points0 points ago

Am I the only one that dips the rolls in mustard? It's fucking delicious.

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[–]Gnillort_Mi 0 points1 point ago

you're not in trees.

[–]downvoteonlyman -3 points-2 points ago

even if this wasn't a repost, it is still stupid as hell. mom made pizza rolls? reddit is home to plenty of creative submissions and /r/funny has had some of the funniest threads i've ever seen. this is just mindless text over an irrelevant picture. you're the reason reddit sucks every now and then. stop making posts simply to gain karma, remember, those points don't mean anything.

[–]pingping44 -5 points-4 points ago

Guy on left, "that shit is what I'm talking about!" Guy on right, "Insert here please."

[–]OMGapotato 7 points8 points ago

Kevin Durant, "that shit is what I'm talking about!" James Harden, "Insert here please."

[–]Douchebox -2 points-1 points ago

No, that would be Lebron James and Dwyane Wade.

[–]flamingXunicorn -2 points-1 points ago

ICECREEEEEAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[–]haiku_robot 5 points6 points ago

this is probably 
my new favorite picture 
on the internet 

[–]Niikavod -2 points-1 points ago

This might be the funniest thing I've seen in at least 24 hours

[–]mearvk -2 points-1 points ago

Worth an upvote.

[–]dego_frank -2 points-1 points ago

Stolen from r/trees

[–]Rountree85 0 points1 point ago

It's not stolen, it's a cross post.

[–]ceandros -3 points-2 points ago

Funny thing, that looks like facebook memes.

[–]SuperGandolf6 -5 points-4 points ago

repost

[–]Rountree85 0 points1 point ago

[–]SuperGandolf6 -1 points0 points ago

thanx i guess?

[–]Rountree85 0 points1 point ago

Thanks

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[–]SgtBanana 7 points8 points ago

Pfffft, Thunder rules.

[–]PoPoThePenguin -1 points0 points ago

Whatever you do, don't learn how to make your own pizza rolls. Your heart will thank you.