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[–]ShallowBasketcase 125 points126 points ago

[–]tumbleweed42 52 points53 points ago

That was so... disappointing.

[–]Motanum 6 points7 points ago

i dunno what i was expecting....

[–]Pielikey 7 points8 points ago

that was actually the last thing I expected behind there despite what the door said

[–]Gembu 71 points72 points ago

And today is the day I finally get the joke. Surprisingly.

[–]Bipedal 84 points85 points ago

....supplisingly.

[–]Breathing_Balls 9 points10 points ago

Forgive Gembu. He no good engrish.

[–]thunderblumpkin 12 points13 points ago

he rack disiprin

[–]B0Boman 4 points5 points ago

Took me the 3rd time seeing it before I got it. I think that was back in 1998.

[–]peanutButterRub 1 point2 points ago

I got it the first time but I though it was stupid; then the more I sow it, the funnier it turn, and actually couldn't stop watching it. I can say I got a happy ending after all

[–]B0Boman 0 points1 point ago

This is true of pretty much the whole movie for me. That's why it's now my favorite movie, but it took a while to obtain that status.

[–]LazyDynamite 0 points1 point ago

I saw the movie at least 50 times over the course of 10 years or so before it clicked. I felt like an idiot once it did, but now I think it's one of the funniest jokes.

[–]elkins9293 0 points1 point ago

I finally got it too and laughed for ten minutes straight.

[–]cdmike70 0 points1 point ago

I understood when I was 10... I haven't seen this in so long! Really funny movie.

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[–]druturn 5 points6 points ago

Look, if you want to make it in this town, you at least have to link to imgur. Stop it with this gifpost.me bullshit. I don't even give a shit if your reply is funny or not, at least link to a RES friendly site.

[–]xElBartoX 36 points37 points ago

Is this from UHF?

[–]Anteater1138 20 points21 points ago

Yes.

[–]xElBartoX 11 points12 points ago

Damn. Havent seen that movie in a while. Used to be a huge weird al fan

[–]mindyournuts 12 points13 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecQAZoYhpJ8 the whole movie is actually available on youtube.

[–]vvdb1 4 points5 points ago

This happens at 1:20:00 for anyone wondering.

http://youtu.be/ecQAZoYhpJ8?t=1h19m59s

[–]xElBartoX 1 point2 points ago

Already have it on my netflix

[–]jlking3 0 points1 point ago

You beat me to it, but I didn't scroll down to see your post, so it's posted at least twice.

[–]89oo5 11 points12 points ago

Are you ready Weaver!?!?!?

Ahhhh red snapper! Very tasty!

[–]315to512 9 points10 points ago

"Absorutery NOTHIIIIING!! YOUS SO STUPIIIIIIID!"

Greatest movie of all time.

"What's the matter, you guys don't like bonanza?"

[–]HighSorcerer 8 points9 points ago

Conan: The Librarian was my favorite bit.

[–]lowbudgetbatman 7 points8 points ago

DON'T YOU KNOW THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM?

[–]WallOfPeanuts 3 points4 points ago

"I'm sorry but these books are a little overdue. Hehe..."

CHOP

[–]ProbablyNotAGoodSign 1 point2 points ago

Gandhi 2 also ranks right up there.

[–]315to512 0 points1 point ago

Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System?!?

[–]remhawk99 1 point2 points ago

Or you could go for what is in the box.

[–]Kap001 0 points1 point ago

Came here to say I loved this movie :D

[–]karmainfection -1 points0 points ago

It's not the best movie I've ever seen, not by a long shot, but it is my favorite movie.

[–]jlking3 0 points1 point ago

The full length movie on YouTube. :) You're welcome.

[–]Tiv3z 4 points5 points ago

Can anyone tell me what the funny is? I dont get it. Please dont hate!

[–]OscarSlenderman 3 points4 points ago

asian saying "SURPRISE!" sounds like, ""Supplies"" ...If i got it right ;)

[–]shroomprinter 1 point2 points ago

[–]315to512 4 points5 points ago

"And what better way to say, 'I love you,' than with the gift of a spatula?"

[–]WallOfPeanuts 2 points3 points ago

"Buy 9 spatulas and get the tenth for just one penny"

[–]jlking3 2 points3 points ago

My best friend's English teacher was the president of Spatula City in the movie.

[–]WallOfPeanuts 0 points1 point ago

No way! That's pretty damn cool. Wait, he was the really really unenthusiastic one right?

[–]jlking3 1 point2 points ago

Right, he's the one who was reading the teleprompter, parodying Victor Kiam of Remington razors. ("I loved it so much, I bought the company!")

[–]g0wr0n 5 points6 points ago

I could use UHF2. Weird Al, get on that!

[–]jlking3 0 points1 point ago

Hmmm .. Weird Al vs. Clear Channel. (or the mafIAA.) I'd buy every ticket to opening night so I could have the theater to myself and laugh myself drunk.

But Kevin McCarthy's no longer with us to be the bad guy. Who would play him? (And I doubt Richards will reprise Stanley, which would be essential, too.)

[–]Revanx17 7 points8 points ago

the guy on the left didn't even try...

[–]sigaven 5 points6 points ago

"baaahhh"

[–]TheDroopy 4 points5 points ago

The one on the right was even lazier

[–]sparx483 3 points4 points ago

You want prize red snapper or what's in the box?

[–]RickRussellTX 5 points6 points ago

Let's see what's in the box!

NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! STUPID! YOU SO STUPID!

[–]ebbomega 4 points5 points ago

The box! THE BOX!

[–]SimilarImage 20 points21 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
3 months aonysllo Am I a racist because I find this funny? here 140 419
4 months zeusisbuddha Supplies? here 19 113
6 months Sydviciouz Supplies here 30 163

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[–]tesla3327 6 points7 points ago

Here you

Never use that link again. Thank you

EDIT: you didn't have to delete it, I just was giving you a better link for flute future references... Great now I feel bad...

[–]snoweyeslady 5 points6 points ago

flute references?

[–]cybin 2 points3 points ago

[–]bannana 2 points3 points ago

[–]erjroy 4 points5 points ago

60% of the time, it gets me 100% of the time.

[–]Zirgoth 2 points3 points ago

That doesn't make sense.

Edit: Just continuing the Anchorman reference.

[–]MDef255 2 points3 points ago

UHF. The movie with a music video in the middle.

[–]RickRussellTX 3 points4 points ago

Be-ver-ly Hill-bill-ies

[–]BehnRocker 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit, I think the guy on the left is in Happa-Tai.

For those who don't know, YouTube "Yatta!".

[–]315to512 0 points1 point ago

And I suppose not many people here know who Gedde Watanabe is...

[–]PvtToonz 1 point2 points ago

We got it all on UHF!

[–]McGravin 1 point2 points ago

I was really hoping that when the Space X Dragon capsule got to the ISS, they would open the hatch and out would pop an Asian man yelling "Supplies!"

Most expensive horrible joke ever.

[–]benthearthur 1 point2 points ago

Same here my friend.

[–]DamagedWoods 1 point2 points ago

Okay, Tom, rooks rike A-mericans are getting ready to play. I don't suppose they'll have any problems seeing the ball with their big American eyes!

[–]the_floodxwhite 1 point2 points ago

Awesome movie! Werid Al's UHF

[–]Liquid_Spike 1 point2 points ago

"it gets me every time" or "Still makes me laugh" apparently means you can just repost shit whenever you want.

[–]vanillathunder66 1 point2 points ago

Your reposts are bad and you should feel bad!

[–]KnifeFed 1 point2 points ago

Let's remove the sound from this clip so it makes less sense!

[–]humortogo[S] 10 points11 points ago

You mean you don't hear anything ?

[–]Moncole 0 points1 point ago

My father always makes this joke.

[–]citrus2644 0 points1 point ago

I know that it is going to happen, but i still crack up, may more than i should even. good ol' racism

[–]Robo-Erotica 0 points1 point ago

The gif quality worsens everytime

[–]vodkapaintpot 0 points1 point ago

The one gif I laughed at all week was a racist one. I'm going to hell...

[–]Shiverfox 0 points1 point ago

The front guy looks like Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

[–]spiderobert 0 points1 point ago

mmmmm red snappa! is very tasty!

[–]StarDustedSnatch 0 points1 point ago

[–]elldrick 0 points1 point ago

I love when this is reposted. I've seen this many, many times, and it consistently cracks me up. I love it. I just love it.

[–]rhinorocan 0 points1 point ago

Yah you got me!

[–]d0n0v4n98 0 points1 point ago

Surprise!!!!

[–]MWozz 0 points1 point ago

It used to get me every time, until I saw this gif for the 20th time.

[–]00vapour 0 points1 point ago

so, about once a second?

[–]feddz 0 points1 point ago

Hey it's Long Duck Dong

[–]HannahLovesNarwhals 0 points1 point ago

I laughed a little too hard at this joke [6]

[–]inibrius 0 points1 point ago

The turtle. Nature's suction cup.

brilliant movie.

[–]Quato 0 points1 point ago

Twinkie wiener sandwich!

[–]etcetera101 0 points1 point ago

Best. gif. ever.

[–]SargeMacLethal 0 points1 point ago

Can people please stop writing fucking "everytime"?! It's "every time", god-damned idiots! Sorry if I seem rude, but what happened to proper grammar on this fucking website?

[–]chasejase 0 points1 point ago

When will this end.

[–]biglee90 0 points1 point ago

well that was fun

[–]em22new -1 points0 points ago

We are all worse off because of this. Why would you do this?

[–]xanadu62 -1 points0 points ago

I'm pretty sure front and center was long duk dong from sixteen candles! Awwww sexy girlfriend