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[–]im_too_literal 110 points111 points ago

Mindblower---he's not actually swimming and would be totally dry.

[–]MarBakwas 14 points15 points ago

[–]matebeatscoffee 4 points5 points ago

Thank you for this just-out-of-bed mind blown.

[–]Schamblant 23 points24 points ago

What if water suddenly took on the properties of portals and jumping in a lake would send you to a random body of water in the world... Manatees... Manatees in the bathtub

[–]IsAnyoneHungry 4 points5 points ago

Whirlpools in LoZ: aLttP.

[–]ZachChaos 1 point2 points ago

But how many times would you end up in an old person's bathtub?

[–]corbrizzle 1 point2 points ago

Have fun trying to stay hydrated

[–]ANUSBLASTER_MKII 0 points1 point ago

That's actually how water works in Duke Nukem 3D.

[–]anothermuffin 10 points11 points ago

What happened to the torso?

[–]Arcon1337 10 points11 points ago

sacrifices need to be made for science.

[–]AndrewElmore 11 points12 points ago

Is it national repost week or something??

[–]learn_after_reading 12 points13 points ago

EVERY WEEK IS NATIONAL REPOST WEEK

[–]AndrewElmore 2 points3 points ago

BUT THIS ONE SEEMS ESPECIALLY DEVOID OF SUBSTANCE

[–]Jizzit 2 points3 points ago

I wanna take a bath really bad right now, wish I had a portal in my house and one down by the shore.

[–]FUCK_YOU_REPOSTER 7 points8 points ago

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

Punch line in title....

[–]Quatroking 6 points7 points ago

Actually, you're now drowning.

[–]socialite-buttons 1 point2 points ago

Now you're sinking with portholes

[–]ReddSam 3 points4 points ago

Clever.. Exept I don't remember the ability to put portals on water.

[–]UnfoundHero 0 points1 point ago

Yep, because everyone who reposts is a karma whore.

Don't take Reddit so seriously.

[–]learn_after_reading 3 points4 points ago

Good lord man. One simple rule. No punch line in the title!!

[–]AutumnEmber 0 points1 point ago

That is not a white wall. Which means... He's a phony!

[–]jdgrafton 0 points1 point ago

That reminds me... I've had this cached on my computer for a few months now.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

i can't breath as i'm watching it

[–]Wiener_Nuggets 0 points1 point ago

We should start calling these type of OPs RPs.

[–]webdevguy2 0 points1 point ago

First thing I would do would be to make a waterfall...

[–]megakippster 0 points1 point ago

long human so longggggg

[–]razorcollector 0 points1 point ago

Where is this from? I remember hearing this years ago.

[–]furtiveraccoon 0 points1 point ago

Except, a good portion of his torso is missing. Otherwise, nice!

[–]aesamattki 0 points1 point ago

This doesn't seem like a smart idea.

[–]Legolihkan 0 points1 point ago

if it's not OC, don't post it.

[–]remhawk99 0 points1 point ago

The guy in the orange tube looks like Christopher Mintz-Plasse.

[–]enotionz 0 points1 point ago

I call BS. Everyone knows you can't shoot portals in the water.

[–]Sixtythree63 0 points1 point ago

He has no torso?

[–]GTHA 0 points1 point ago

Re-post

[–]FirmOrange 0 points1 point ago

It this kind of a rip off of the college humor song "I wish I had a portal gun" when he said "now you're cumming with portals" cause if it is I will be the happiest man alive

[–]razorleaf97 0 points1 point ago

The even funnier part is when the guy upside down doesnt come back up:D

[–]Vegeta_is_king_ -1 points0 points ago

Is it my turn to repost this yet???

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Sagasta, I will find you and I will kill you. I'm not looking for money but I do want revenge for filling up the front page with a repost. I am highly trained.

[–]CoriJane 0 points1 point ago

He didn't fill the front page with reposts, the people who upvoted this did. Learn to reddit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

But I'm not mean enough to kill pawns.