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[–]ireallyhatehumans 83 points84 points ago

Not plankton

[–]Dickybow 42 points43 points ago

True.

Happy cross section of xerophytic plant, (Marram grass?)

[–]MonkeeSage 4 points5 points ago

Damn xerophytic plants. Fool me every time!

[–]Isatis_tinctoria 2 points3 points ago

It's xerophytic?

[–]LloydRays 1 point2 points ago

curcurbita?

[–]Dickybow 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, but they repeat on me..

[–]botany_thunderdome 1 point2 points ago

Yep - an especially nice staining job, too.

[–]cerebral_ballsy 1 point2 points ago

happy birthday botanist!

[–]dude123abc6 7 points8 points ago

Obviously fake, plankton have 1 eye

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

[–]alcoholiccactus 0 points1 point ago

"aren't those vascular bundles? Those are totally xylem and phloem. this cant be plankton." sorry for that. Biology nerding.

[–]mewditto 19 points20 points ago

[–]sleepfighter7 21 points22 points ago

Must have finally got that krabby patty

[–]DarkOnion 13 points14 points ago

1% evil. 99% hot gas.

[–]X17 -5 points-4 points ago

gay

[–]sleepfighter7 1 point2 points ago

you know what I never even thought of that... so by your hypothesis, Plankton is secretly in love with Mr. Krabs, and that's why he keeps trying the steal the formula!

Genius!

[–]X17 -2 points-1 points ago

FAGGOT

[–]Posts_Karmadecay 58 points59 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Are we on frontpage yet? (tissue cross section of marram grass leaf) 391coms 1770pts 7mos funny
cross section tissue of a marram grass leaf 82coms 998pts 2mos funny
cross section tissue of a marram grass leaf 3coms 16pts 2mos funny
cross section tissue of a marram grass leaf 11coms 13pts 2mos funny
Cross section of a marram grass leaf 2coms 3pts 12dys pics

source: karmadecay

[–]WeLoveKanjimari 18 points19 points ago

"Cross section of a marram grass leaf" 4 times? Hell, 5 if you count the other one? Reddit is not a clever place.

[–]derpaherpa 7 points8 points ago

You're here for two months and come to that conclusion now?

[–]SlothOfDoom 3 points4 points ago

I'm pretty sure that was how I ended up on reddit to begin with. There were giant ads all over the internet that said "Join Reddit, we are not clever!"

[–]littlewozo 7 points8 points ago

this poster literally does nothing than repost, about every 15 minutes or so, another repost.

This is nothing than spam, reposted spam.

[–]FUCK_YOU_REPOSTER 8 points9 points ago

[–]7usernames 2 points3 points ago

Finally! i have an excuse to use this!

[–]KARMA_WHORE_REPOSTER 2 points3 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Are we on frontpage yet? (tissue cross section of marram grass leaf) 391coms 1770pts 7mos funny
cross section tissue of a marram grass leaf 82coms 998pts 2mos funny
cross section tissue of a marram grass leaf 3coms 16pts 2mos funny
cross section tissue of a marram grass leaf 11coms 13pts 2mos funny
Cross section of a marram grass leaf 2coms 3pts 12dys pics

source: karmadecay

[–]SolidDexter 4 points5 points ago

This post is by Mind Virus, who is a rampant reposter. Please down vote this fucker.

[–]BicthBeCool 1 point2 points ago

:D

[–]smileureoncamera 1 point2 points ago

marram grass not plankton

[–]Vingwurf 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of how hyperspace looks in some of my DMT journeys. :)

[–]Domthecreator14 1 point2 points ago

He must've finally got the krabby patty formula... There I said it!!!

[–]Rigelface 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of one of the Hyalophora caterpillars. The second tier of black spots on the yellow projections usually run together to produce similar yellow smilies on the caterpillar's rear-end.

[–]Jesuishunter 1 point2 points ago

He finally got the Krabby Patty formula.

[–]antonia90 1 point2 points ago

Dude seriously? You didn't even bother to re-upload the picture to imgur, the link was purple! http://redd.it/lb6oo

[–]TrippSkiggins 1 point2 points ago

That's cute! Remids me of this little guy.

[–]FrostyFathom 1 point2 points ago

That is a spider sir... And should never be posted anywhere at all....

[–]PepsiDude002 0 points1 point ago

...WHAT

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Agreed. The Happy Faces are vascular traces (xylem and phloem) and the whole thing is a plant stem.

[–]chirgalfrog 0 points1 point ago

Made me smile :)

[–]AFewSecondsAgoDouche 0 points1 point ago

Yay

[–]maneeshk8 0 points1 point ago

F is for friends who do stuff together...

[–]NoodleMonger 0 points1 point ago

Sheldon!

[–]shavedaddy 0 points1 point ago

i feel like if someone photoshopped in deadmau5 ears on the faces they'd be perfect. if only i had the skills to do so.. :(

[–]wirered 0 points1 point ago

Looks like plankton finally stole the crabby patty formula.

[–]Anthonyy15 0 points1 point ago

If you look the happy critters upside down, they look like yellow bears wearing blue helmets

[–]rockpaperbird 0 points1 point ago

Obviously, a very happy intelligent design...

[–]Anomalocaris 0 points1 point ago

My child is out of control. (in the original OP)

[–]zhiryst 0 points1 point ago

They look like they have dicks on their heads.

[–]SomewhatSpecial 0 points1 point ago

It's just a facade it puts on to hide its suffering.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

you can almost hear em cheering 'yeaaaah!'

[–]Vipensan 0 points1 point ago

I want it on r/Aww now so everyone can d'aw.

[–]PeteKenBro 0 points1 point ago

you should post this to /r/Pareidolia

[–]SuperSwammi 0 points1 point ago

I WENT TO COLLEGE!

[–]ChintzyFob 0 points1 point ago

F is for friends who do stuff together!...

[–]ccipher 0 points1 point ago

It's probably trying to make Biologists feel better about their inferior career choice.

[–]bhumy 0 points1 point ago

its a dickhead!

[–]edwartica 0 points1 point ago

They look......special.

[–]Larveboy 0 points1 point ago

All i was thinking "Man, they looked like dicks. Oh happy faces."

[–]etheren 0 points1 point ago

UUUUUUUU!

[–]ObviousSubtlety 0 points1 point ago

Reminded me of chuchus from LoZ:The Wind Waker, googled it and got NSFW this NSFW. I want to unsee. :<

[–]lolpepes 0 points1 point ago

He finally got a krabby patty

[–]I_can_glitch_that -1 points0 points ago

[–]theseekerofbacon -1 points0 points ago

Checkmate atheists

[–]lastkiss -1 points0 points ago

Trypophobia, anyone?