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I would survive Zombieland simply because I would do anything to have sex with Emma Stone (i.imgur.com)

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[–]awesomekoifish 112 points113 points ago

Won't forget to double tap.. dat ass.

[–]432 18 points19 points ago

Someone has had the privilege of doing that. Think about that.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

The hero Reddit deserves.

[–]civic06 7 points8 points ago

And that someone is apparently Andrew Garfield from the new Spiderman...

[–]kylecoky 0 points1 point ago

punk ass

[–]RemadE -1 points0 points ago

racks pistol

[–]Raptorscars 4 points5 points ago

No matter how she looks...somebody somewhere is sick of her shit.

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[–]Cyberslasher 28 points29 points ago

Seduce her, and send the pics to us.

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[–]Cyberslasher 17 points18 points ago

How so? You said she looked like Emma Stone. I think that would vastly improve the taste of waffles.

Note: Heehee, I used a euphemism.

[–]yodawgiherd 12 points13 points ago

let's just hope she doesnt serve blue waffles

[–]verstas 0 points1 point ago

Don't find out. I did.

[–]MMPSteez 1 point2 points ago

The priorities of a redditor.

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[–]withoutaporpoise 0 points1 point ago

Don't disappoint me

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]withoutaporpoise 1 point2 points ago

Not good enough- Alan Rickman's very voice

[–]Betanut 13 points14 points ago

You and about 60 million other guys.

[–]ruinsalljokes 11 points12 points ago

i guess that means no zombie apocalypse then right?

Emma Stone prevented the apocalypse.

[–]rougegoat 3 points4 points ago

or maybe that is the zombie apocalypse. 60 million drones all after the same thing...

[–]ruinsalljokes 1 point2 points ago

MIND BLOWN

[–]walruskingmike 3 points4 points ago

That number seems a tad conservative.

[–]Betanut 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I think you may be right.

[–]AintMilkBrilliant 45 points46 points ago

At least link to the full image as it's better. Mmmmmmmmm legs.

[–]The_Enchiridion 46 points47 points ago

At least link to the higher resolution image as it's better. Mmmmmmmmm pixels.

[–]Winterclaw 11 points12 points ago

Fuck yeah, Megapixels, so fucking hot.

[–]Aeromir 3 points4 points ago

Aaaand new background.

[–]BaconMobile 9 points10 points ago

She's got some big ass feet

[–]likwidfuzion 1 point2 points ago

You know what they say about girls with big feet...

[–]furymice98 2 points3 points ago

They need bigger shoes?

[–]justanothercommenter -1 points0 points ago

Her feet are so big she's only 4 feet tall.

[–]bowfinger89 1 point2 points ago

I came here to complain that the legs had been omitted. I've had this saved on the computer for a long time...you know, for science.

[–]Ijustdoeyes 0 points1 point ago

I was super hoping she was wearing a meshy bodystocking.

This is still good though.

[–]SaturnPolly 11 points12 points ago

Imagine being Emma Stone during a zombie apocalypse. While you are not busy killing zombies you constantly have to get rid of some guy dryhumping your leg.

[–]TheEllimist 6 points7 points ago

So proportionate.

[–]ThirstyBoots 2 points3 points ago

im very attracted to the way her mouth pronounces words

[–]clyde_taurus 7 points8 points ago

Why'd you cut off her humongous bigfeet?

That's the best part, dude.

[–]Pinky676767 4 points5 points ago

Bryzgalov? Is that you?

[–]ckelley87 1 point2 points ago

It'd be "humangous beeg" if it was Bryz.

[–]thefullpython 0 points1 point ago

Why you heff to be mad?

[–]ContraHarker 4 points5 points ago

You joke, but as a foot fetishist, it IS the best part.

[–]clyde_taurus 0 points1 point ago

I am NOT joking.

I'd lick that for days.

[–]ContraHarker 0 points1 point ago

Oh right, "Humongous" made me think you were taking the piss. I've tagged you as "Fellow Foot-Lover." Perhaps we shall meet again.

[–]clyde_taurus 0 points1 point ago

Not if I get to her first.

[–]ContraHarker 0 points1 point ago

Emma Stone Feet Squad, anyone?

[–]brklynmark -1 points0 points ago

Fucking creepers

[–]carbonbased7 3 points4 points ago

It might be consensus: MORE!

[–]ahmacrom 3 points4 points ago

Jim Carrey would probably start a road warrior like gang to claim her in the Apocolypse.

[–]SRSLY_GUYS_SRSLY 5 points6 points ago

I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie

[–]alecyo12 1 point2 points ago

Dat not zombified ass

[–]brendendas 0 points1 point ago

I somehow like that hot neighbor more, Amber Heard

[–]anonymousHacker 0 points1 point ago

Even repost this pic?

[–]billiarddaddy 0 points1 point ago

There might be a battle between surviving men just for that purpose.

[–]U-bot 0 points1 point ago

both you and Jim Carey

[–]Aeromir 0 points1 point ago

MEEEOOOOWWWWW

[–]dem_aqplez 0 points1 point ago

Rule #34 - double fap

[–]KJM321 0 points1 point ago

I believe that if a zombie apocalypse ever actually began, the sole goal would be to save this woman.

[–]econymous -4 points-3 points ago

Her face is the biggest turn off to me.

[–]MinkOWar 8 points9 points ago

You're wierd, but you shouldn't be downvoted just because of that.

[–]aoskunk 0 points1 point ago

i looks good in some photos and not so in others.

[–]nanashi420 -2 points-1 points ago

is she really that hot?

i always thought she looked kind of doofy- large forehead, big wet eyes, large ears- i never once thought she was the "hollywood beauty" type. in fact i think she sucks at acting too. but that is probably becuz i have never really seen anything of hers that she really acted in. ive only seen superbad, zombie land, and i tried to watch her high school movie on a plane but it sucked. it twilight sucked.

i have yet to see a movie where she blows me away. has anyone seen "the help?" is it good? i never saw it cuz i wondered why the eff they would cast emma stone in a movie that deserved an oscar winners performance

[–]xpnerd -4 points-3 points ago

I couldn't agree more. Zombieland was a good movie, but she didn't make it good. To me.. she's a ginger that sounds like a man.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I think she's hot, but that's besides the point, she's actually a natural blonde. According to Wikipedia.

[–]KnifeFed 0 points1 point ago

Anything? Would you cut off your own penis to have sex with Emma Stone..?

[–]Das_Keyboard 0 points1 point ago

I would so let her peg me.

[–]Zystral 0 points1 point ago

Obligatory "drag testicles through half a mile of broken glass to hear her fart through a radio" comment.

[–]brassman271 -2 points-1 points ago

DAT ASS

[–]llvillvi 3 points4 points ago

i'd eat the shit out of her corn.

[–]hellbat2 10 points11 points ago

I'd drink her bath water

[–]drylube 7 points8 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]hellbat2 0 points1 point ago

DON'T JUDGE ME sip

[–]AaronPetykowski -5 points-4 points ago

Woah woah woah. You would do it to have sex with her? I would survive Zombieland to be in her presence. I would kill the entire Zombie popluation in order to get a passing glance of her.

[–]VertigoFall 11 points12 points ago

Yeah.... sure.

[–]jzeitler121 -1 points0 points ago

Want..

[–]RandomFallacy -1 points0 points ago

Need..

[–]brilliantNumberOne 2 points3 points ago

But can't have.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

I love how photos give her an ass.

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