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THE FUCKITTY FUCK FUCK? (i.imgur.com)

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[–]perogies 247 points248 points ago

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If you snort random baggies of powder you find on club floors you deserve this.

[–]cakeswithahuman 94 points95 points ago

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This being the semen of someone on 4chan you most likely won't get high, but become temporarily autistic for several hours.

[–]Almondcoconuts 45 points46 points ago

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faggot

[–]ForgettableUsername 25 points26 points ago

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That's tourette's, not autism.

[–]thersoiv 14 points15 points ago

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They say faggot a lot of 4chan...

edit: a lot on*

[–]ForgettableUsername 19 points20 points ago

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Oh, I'm sure nobody on 4chan would be so impolite as to use a pejorative of that nature.

[–]kasim42784 4 points5 points ago

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homosexual

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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C'mon, just try shrimp again.. I promise you'll love it!

[–]Doxep 3 points4 points ago

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This pic was on the front page of reddit yesterday and this exact same comment was the first comment. I hate short-term reposts.

[–]Feed__Me__Downvotes 20 points21 points ago

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Note to self, start doing this to people in clubs!

[–]They_call_me_Jesus 2 points3 points ago

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I approve of this. Now do I upvote or downvote?

[–]Chernoble 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus Christ you're everywhere.

[–]arcainic 6 points7 points ago

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Dude, don't do it, it's only a matter of time until some crazy bitch shoves it up her vagoo and you end up on child support. Trust me, the thrill isn't worth it!

[–]They_call_me_Jesus 7 points8 points ago

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Now I'm wondering what would happen if MDMA were administered vaginally. I have no way of finding an answer... maybe I'll askscience.

edit: da faq

edit two: a bit more reputable

[–]QQexe 4 points5 points ago

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for the lazy but curious :)

[–]toodrunktoocare 0 points1 point ago

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"...shortly after she checks and comments, 'cunt smells sweeter, tastes like E'".

[–]headcrash69 2 points3 points ago

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I don't want to be a party pooper, but spermium only survives minutes when its not in a warm and humid environment. Unless you shock-freeze it of course.

[–]salgat 0 points1 point ago

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How the hell would they find out?

[–]we_love_dassie 6 points7 points ago

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In their defense it's either drugs or some guy's dried up cum powder.

"Hey Jeff, look I found this baggie, I think it has cocaine!"

"Careful with that, maybe someone dried up their ejaculate then dried it, crushed and left it there on purpose"

"I wasn't talking to you"

"...Oh, I thought I made a friend" =/

Jeff: "Hey! You found my cum powder!"

[–]Lady_Molotov 2 points3 points ago

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Agreed.

[–]GlennKokko 0 points1 point ago

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I love how this was used in the thread from last night as well.

[–]rocketman0739 -1 points0 points ago

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Comment thief

[–]Bailliebugs 25 points26 points ago

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Well.... I guess that's a good anti-drug campaign.

[–]wencyjones 5 points6 points ago

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Ya, I do this too; I learned it in DARE

[–]andyana 1 point2 points ago

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That really is all we have to say about that...

[–]goodtwitch 32 points33 points ago

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Crack is whack?

[–]blueye420 3 points4 points ago

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I see what you did there

[–]Howard_Beale 81 points82 points ago

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That's nothing. Got any pennies in your pocket change? Odds are pretty good that at some time in the last 20 years, one of those pennies has been in my ass. For confidence!

[–]natherex 7 points8 points ago

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Jokes on you, I'm Canadian no more pennies.

[–]joshjje 4 points5 points ago

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Jokes on you, he since moved on to the nickels.

[–]zer0hour 1 point2 points ago

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they only stopped making pennies though, not using them as currency. meaning now there's a higher chance of handling ass pennies D:

[–]unprofessional1 23 points24 points ago

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Fuck you

[–]lumpyg 7 points8 points ago

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Thanks UCB. Ass pennies!

[–]meriadocdog 1 point2 points ago

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I have probably handled ass pennies.

[–]irawwwr 0 points1 point ago

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You think you're better than me?

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[–]Forgototherpassword 9 points10 points ago

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Is it still "relevant" when it's the actual thing?

[–]THE_CENTURION 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, I don't think "relevant" is the proper term.

[–]slackermandan -2 points-1 points ago

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Awesome reference.

[–]pirateg3cko -3 points-2 points ago

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Tagging you as Ass Pennies. You're welcome.

[–]HappyHapless 19 points20 points ago

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Painful realization why I never got that high last night.

[–]lachlan334 39 points40 points ago

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REPOST FROM LAST NIGHT

[–]TheOnlyPolygraph 4 points5 points ago

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Glad someone else pointed this out.

[–]Skyscraper_Bedouin 2 points3 points ago

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And it'll be reported next week with the title of "If you do this FUCK YOU" or "special k? More like special GAY LOL"

[–]jimbozinoh 1 point2 points ago

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MYTH CONFIRMED

[–]Auvit 9 points10 points ago

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Is that really the best title you could come up with?

It's not an overused circlejerk title, but damn...

[–]MxChaos 6 points7 points ago

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Im a dentist... and everyday I pull out peoples teeth... I like to get them really clean and then when I go to the mall, I put them on random pockets of cloths on sale.

[–]cykovisuals 9 points10 points ago

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Wouldn't it be better to put them in the pockets? ;)

[–]MxChaos 1 point2 points ago

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Thats what i do! Sorry, but english its not my native language... I still have some trouble with prepositions...

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Obvious BS, but upvoted for creativity.

[–]Greatbonsai 2 points3 points ago

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But a dentist should be able to spell 'clothes'. Neutral for half-assing.

Edit: a word

[–]MxChaos 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry for bad english... Not my native language..

What meands BS?

[–]MxChaos 0 points1 point ago

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Im going to take pictures the next time I go to the mall...

[–]WEAREGOINGTOIBIZA 0 points1 point ago

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Is that why you got into medicine, because you're some wacko straight out of Dexter?

[–]MxChaos 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, i got into odontology far before Dexter started... And odontology its not the same as medicine...

[–]DragonRisingIII 2 points3 points ago

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This was on the front page last night. Come on, people!

[–]tnick771 4 points5 points ago

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People dumb enough to do strange drugs off the ground in the club deserve this.

[–]Just_a_Sloth_Here 4 points5 points ago

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If you snort cumcain, you're gonna have a bad time.

[–]geomagus 3 points4 points ago

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They should send OP to schools to give anti-drug talks...

[–]Idonthaveapoint 1 point2 points ago

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You didn't even wait 12 hours!

[–]Heretic3e7 2 points3 points ago

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That's...

Brilliant. It's completely fucked up but only to some idiot who would snort an unknown powder found in a baggie lying around a club.

I pride myself on being a rather clever and fucked up individual but when I read something like this I realize I'm still in the ass penny category.

[–]captainnickbeard 2 points3 points ago

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And that, kids, is the true story of how i met your mother.

[–]blubase 33 points34 points ago

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and that kids, is how i snorted your brother

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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thats amazing

[–]seechao 1 point2 points ago

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I have a nice kg of 99.9% pure capsaisin, and I've been considering doing this... maybe a 50/50 mix of crushed altoids/capsaisin....

[–]ohsnapitstheclap 2 points3 points ago

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Now that's fucked up, and dangerous. Let me know what clubs, so I can stay the fuck away.

[–]silverfoxx08 0 points1 point ago

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Having been through OC spray (Pepper spray) training, the thought of that brought back horrible painful memories..have an upvote.

[–]QuerulousPanda 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure you could actually kill someone that way

[–]IamHankScorpio 0 points1 point ago

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ass pennies10

[–]anonymousHacker 0 points1 point ago

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Come on dude this shit was posted a day ago.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This was on the frontpage yesterday. I feel like I'm on a chan archive here.

[–]cpellegrino 0 points1 point ago

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omfg....i want to do this now...

[–]santiprogo 0 points1 point ago

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IM A SCAT MAN!

[–]Bichofelix 0 points1 point ago

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This is obviously the funniest shit I've ever heard.

[–]TheOnlyPolygraph 0 points1 point ago

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This was posted not days ago. For fuck's sake, man.

[–]DrIanBiro-Pen 0 points1 point ago

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As if anyone on /B/ has ever been to a club. As if anyone on /B/ has ever left the house.

[–]lalondtm 0 points1 point ago

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nsfw? hardly. Hilarious? Most definitely

[–]NotSiZhe 0 points1 point ago

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I've no sympathy for those stupid enough to snort up what looks like drugs of anonymous supply left on the floor of a club.

I wonder if they realise what they've snorted, and if there'd be a way to tell them and take a photo of their faces.

[–]kozuken 0 points1 point ago

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Great idea dude. I hope you never get searched before you go in, that's going to be a tough explanation.

[–]WEAREGOINGTOIBIZA 0 points1 point ago

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Nothing can shock after what that Japanese chef did. Besides this is fake.

[–]sweetsweetcoffee 0 points1 point ago

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THAT. IS. FUCKED. UP.

[–]h2orat 0 points1 point ago

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Reminded me of the Cum Box.

I'm going back to bed to end this day.

[–]GenerlClusterfuck 0 points1 point ago

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If the government wants to stop people doing drugs, they should just post examples of this. "Don't snort that powder, it could be a dirty neckbeards dry cum."

[–]cookmybook 0 points1 point ago

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Still better than dropping bags of straight rat poison.

[–]nepidae 0 points1 point ago

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this belongs in /r/4chan.

[–]jakrojan 0 points1 point ago

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If you're going to repost something, at least wait a week or two before you do.

[–]Radialshifter 0 points1 point ago

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ahhhh 4chan can always help /r/wtf get back down to basics.

[–]NocteLepus[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Would you basically be sniffing dead babies Oo

[–]Yakobalhassan 0 points1 point ago

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I think they got addicted with your Sperm....lol

[–]trust_the_corps 0 points1 point ago

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It's all fun and games until someone does a DNA analysis.

[–]cykovisuals 0 points1 point ago

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And an HIV test with a positive result.

[–]GroundhogExpert 0 points1 point ago

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r/WTF? More like r/funny!

[–]Real_Tr33 -1 points0 points ago

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NOPE

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I've just had the strangest malicious laughing session

[–]wolfbane691 -1 points0 points ago

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I read the caption as fuck titty fuck fuck ಠ_ಠ

[–]landzarc -1 points0 points ago

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First hit is free.

[–]grubbymitts -1 points0 points ago

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To be fair, that's inspired.

[–]mjones1512 -1 points0 points ago

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where is the glad wrap?

[–]cykovisuals -1 points0 points ago

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You like to lick the baggie, don't you?

[–]Xervicx -1 points0 points ago

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I instantly felt horrible as soon as I saw this. Not for how the idea was messed up, but for how truly genius the idea was.

[–]9Flame -1 points0 points ago

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If they're going to pick it up and make that assumption then they deserve it

[–]SambobmaS -1 points0 points ago

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Some people really go out of their way, don't they?

[–]soapstud -1 points0 points ago

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The longer i thought about it, the worse it got.

[–]AustralianTranslate -4 points-3 points ago

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For reddit's Australian users, here is a version of this image translated into Australian:

http://i.imgur.com/At8pl.jpg

[–]thuderroar -2 points-1 points ago

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I mean that's funny

[–]DesertTortoiseSex -2 points-1 points ago

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... I take drugs that I find on the ground...... never again...

[–]mstrkrftr -2 points-1 points ago

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And THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is why, while /b/ is no longer my home, i shall respect it; Always and forever.

[–]wallsk8r -3 points-2 points ago

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YYYyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss!!!!!!!!