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[–]Some_Random_guy1 16 points17 points ago

My identical twin is about to get an interesting surprise...

[–]Msj2705 6 points7 points ago

I guess I don't get the joke.

And you want to marry your twin?

[–]oodelay 11 points12 points ago

Let me help you: He proposed to his twin's girlfriend so now his brother is stuck with the wife.

[–]nighttrain83 2 points3 points ago

I didn't get it either

[–]planet_rob 4 points5 points ago

Stop down voting him just because he didn't understand it at first. Geez people, let's help each other out, not trod tread on them.

[–]cynicallyaggressive 0 points1 point ago

*tread

[–]MeGustaMiRaggae 0 points1 point ago

This made me laugh till' I cried. Been a while, thank you.

[–]TeCuervo 0 points1 point ago

Be funnier if she were a twin sister also

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Inc people will say they can easily tell their SO's twin apart from their SO.

[–]Solace_Sonata 0 points1 point ago

With their names all I can think of is the Fantastic Four.

[–]Jancer16 0 points1 point ago

I didn't really get it at first, I had an inkling so I came to the comments for help... Thank you planet_rob

[–]bownskie -1 points0 points ago

I wish I had $3k to spend on a prank.