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This guy that has been hitting on me recently posted this on Facebook with the caption "Jeaallouuusss." I don't know how to feel. (imgur.com)

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[–]kiddicus 15 points16 points ago

Alarmed. You should feel alarmed.

[–]FuzzyLoveRabbit 23 points24 points ago

He's probably kidding. I seriously doubt he's so worked up over you that he's jealous of a man kissing an industrial-sized locust.

I mean, you may be good looking, but come on, it's not all about you.

[–]organicfunk 5 points6 points ago

Also, Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti artwork. Great album btw too.

[–]searingsky 1 point2 points ago

Maybe OP is and industrial sized locust and just freaked out by all the critter kissing.

[–]Andygoesrawr 1 point2 points ago

I honestly thought that was a nun making out with the locust

[–]relevantusernamebro 0 points1 point ago

Agreed. It is most likely a joke. The jealous comment was sarcasm.

[–]DerelictDiety 4 points5 points ago

You should feel that he takes CPR very, VERY seriously.

[–]Sparkvoltage 3 points4 points ago

My hairs stood on their fucking end when I saw the picture of the man kissing the insect.

Something about a guy engaging in direct mouth to fucking mandible contact with an over-sized bug just makes me squirm.

[–]SpencerJamesK 8 points9 points ago

Maybe he's just an Ariel Pink fan

[–]froop 20 points21 points ago

If he posted this to your wall, that'd be kinda creepy. But posting to his own is normal. This is a silly picture with a silly caption. If you don't know how to feel after seeing that, I'm sorry, but you're a class-A dumbfuck.

[–]flaminghamstertranny 7 points8 points ago

You should feel like he re-posts shit reposts from /WTF on Facebook.

[–]ughokayilljoinagain 2 points3 points ago

I dunno, it's kinda funny to me.

[–]ridiculous_questions 1 point2 points ago

Well? ...ARE you jealous?

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[–]HappyDays7 1 point2 points ago

Guys, s/he meant that they posted it to Facebook on their own wall, not Op's. It was not directed at Op. C'mon, guys.

[–]MnMoneyMike 1 point2 points ago

Beware.

[–]softball753 1 point2 points ago

You should feel sick.

[–]misskbraineater 1 point2 points ago

You should feel lucky such an awesome guy is hitting on you.

[–]TheHolyCob 1 point2 points ago

Ah the old furry problem of making any sort of kissing with muzzled creatures not look like they are eating your face.

[–]IIcolour_Spectrum 0 points1 point ago

That was my first thought with the dog image. ಠ_ಠ

[–]kill4urmom 1 point2 points ago

That's a big ass grasshopper

[–]missymaam 3 points4 points ago

You should feel like its time to block him from your page.

[–]kreiger 0 points1 point ago

Yay, Facebook drama. How old is everyone involved?

[–]mypantsareonmyhead 0 points1 point ago

Combined age of 28.

[–]hisuiiro 1 point2 points ago

It puts the lotion on the skin.

[–]josefsalyer 0 points1 point ago

So did he post this on the OPs wall or his own?

[–]NeueAlliTodeskunst[S] 4 points5 points ago

His own, but he proceeded to tag me in it and IM me about odd fetishes and stuff afterward. He's an interesting guy, but has a lot of really strange interests.

[–]mypantsareonmyhead 0 points1 point ago

You're literally seeing only the tip of the iceberg, the "strange interests" he's prepared to share with you, and gauge your reaction. The disturbing interests come later. The deeper you go, the creepier it's gonna get.

[–]josefsalyer 1 point2 points ago

That's probably true. I would be very clear about your boundaries with him and ask that he stop sharing these things with you.

[–]CaptainRallie 0 points1 point ago

The bug one totally makes me think of Perdido Street Station.

[–]liberalwhackjob 0 points1 point ago

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/23/Bundesarchiv_B_145_Bild-F088809-0038%2C_Berlin%2C_East_Side_Gallery.jpg

[–]Grimeth 0 points1 point ago

Jealous... You should feel jealous.

[–]I_WANK_OVER_CATS 0 points1 point ago

Interesting

[–]Dan_Gleasac 0 points1 point ago

Feel jealous you bitch!

[–]woopdeedoodoo 0 points1 point ago

This is for one of the EP's for Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiLqAu4s-_s

[–]fistymcbuttpuncher 0 points1 point ago

Confident. Confident that he is mentally disturbed.

P.S. Don't be alone with him. Ever.

[–]Purgations 0 points1 point ago

Maybe it's a repost

[–]skyruuuuu -1 points0 points ago

The one in the top left was the cover for Ariel Pink's "Round and Round" single. Apparently a guy named Saiman Chow did this series though, it is called Summer of Love.

[–]BetterOffDark -3 points-2 points ago

Don't. It's not about you?

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