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Hottest WTF ever! [NSFW] (i.imgur.com)

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[–]conwyt 99 points100 points ago

It's all fun and games until that thing's beak starts chomping on her nipple.

[–]zaphod_85 12 points13 points ago

This is all I could think about....shudder

[–]subdep 11 points12 points ago

nom nom nom nom nom

[–]wstone07 3 points4 points ago

now if only i could put that on my di.... nevermind.

[–]scarface910 81 points82 points ago

That is the ugliest nipple I have ever seen.

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[–]keanus 0 points1 point ago

I vomited .

[–]scoobyduped 15 points16 points ago

I came here hoping for a ton of "No, this is the hottest wtf ever." I was sorely disappointed.

[–]YippieKiAy 7 points8 points ago

Did the same, in fact it was probably the ONLY reason I opened the comments. A "hot weird shit" war if you will. Guess today just isn't our day.

[–]revolverocelot 0 points1 point ago

Um

[–]betaincident 9 points10 points ago

Blue ring would have been more edgy

[–]FranklinWearsPants 4 points5 points ago

I was just thinking what a wildly terrible idea this would be unless you were VERY SURE what kind of octopus it was.

[–]Akyra87 34 points35 points ago

expected to see "i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going" as top comment...

[–]OCELLARIS_CLOWNING 2 points3 points ago

It's already gone there.

[–]Moikle 3 points4 points ago

I read your username as Octopus_Cloning :P

[–]MrMagpie93 -4 points-3 points ago

So two thousand-late

[–]uriman 19 points20 points ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE

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[–]imadeitmyself 4 points5 points ago

It's derived from Greek; not Latin. Octopodes is also acceptable.

[–]radula 1 point2 points ago

I assume you're being jocular. If not.

edit: I know what I'm talking about. I'm labelled in that first link.

[–]red_right_88 6 points7 points ago

Somewhere in Japan, a middle aged man is masturbating furiously

[–]Jeroknite 0 points1 point ago

Only in Japan?

[–]carpisxxx 8 points9 points ago

Sarah McSweeney

[–]misterfanwank 2 points3 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

She is not Japanese.

[–]WhitePostIt 2 points3 points ago

Except for the part where one remembers that the beaks of octopi/squid are amongst the hardest of organic matter.

[–]CGBbigspender 1 point2 points ago

The next pic is the true wtf.

[–]rainydayglory 0 points1 point ago

i would like to know more

[–]666PSYCHOTIC 6 points7 points ago

but i HAVE seen enough hentai to know where this is going

[–]anAccountUntaken 3 points4 points ago

This girl is underage in the USA...

[–]aesamattki 0 points1 point ago

how old is she?

[–]anAccountUntaken 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure, but... my friend has seen another picture of her with two other girls who also appeared very young. He told me it looked like that picture and this picture look like they're from the same day.

[–]SimilarImage 15 points16 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
2 months trollcatmeow69 Is this supposed to be hot or...[NSFW] here 32 135
6 months cuddlebot Lucky Octopus here 22 15
4 months l3roly Why!!??? [NSFW] here 16 21

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[–]dickralph[S] 57 points58 points ago

I sincerely apologize to Redditors for not being aware of the KarmaDecay website and not spending weeks searching Reddit to ensure that this image had not been posted at some point during Reddits' previous seven years. In the future I promise to work to prepare for my source of recreation more thoroughly.

[–]TysonStoleMyPanties 28 points29 points ago

It's ok buddy, don't beat yourself up over it.

Mistakes are opportunities for learning.

[–]dickralph[S] 41 points42 points ago

Thank you. I hope that one day Tyson will return your panties.

[–]TysonStoleMyPanties 29 points30 points ago

As do I, my friend... as do I.

[–]T-Luv 4 points5 points ago

They're gone. Move on.

[–]stealthcopter 1 point2 points ago

We gotta rescue them britches!

[–]Ruvaak 1 point2 points ago

Britches love being rescued.

[–]alphemale 1 point2 points ago

I had never seen it before. And even if I had, I would still be just as disturbed as the first time. So, good job!

[–]queuedUp 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for you apology, i feel that it was genuine and sincere, that being said I feel like I've seen this picture at least 20 times in the last 6 months alone. This SimilarImage thing needs to pick up it's game.

[–]UnfoundHero 0 points1 point ago

Dude, don't get too worked up over it. Reposting isn't a serious offense. There's new Redditors every day, and not everyone is on Reddit 24/7, so even if you do purposely repost something, chances are a lot of people haven't seen it yet.

[–]bagzilla -1 points0 points ago

I mean, its ok I guess. Just don't let it happen again...

[–]distractthepaladin 1 point2 points ago

God forbid that anybody should have to see anything twice so the slackers who don't spend their lives scouring every inch of reddit should have more than one opportunity.

[–]Synonysis 1 point2 points ago

Once Cephalopods have tasted the human body, especially the groodies, they will start going for more.

[–]aew20 1 point2 points ago

I think I just inked.

[–]StickySticks 1 point2 points ago

r/squidsgonewild

[–]Kwiggles 2 points3 points ago

I used to think that I was a little fucked-up, but now I know that I fall perfectly in the center of the bell curve.

[–]kirbykiller 2 points3 points ago

Im not really sure how I feel about this

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

All I'm thinking about now is Japanese porn/ Hentai

[–]Palamede 0 points1 point ago

I've seen enough hentai etc.

[–]Feetuss 0 points1 point ago

I've got the weirdest boner ever right now.

[–]StencilPrinter 0 points1 point ago

Its cute.

[–]nick9000 0 points1 point ago

Is this the prequel to Octopussy?

[–]TwelveHawks 0 points1 point ago

Sea creatures get more action than me.

[–]injekted 0 points1 point ago

As a future medical professional, I say that she needs to get that nipple checked out.

[–]TheFallingShark 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if I should be turned on or weirded out.

[–]maidofawesome 0 points1 point ago

I think that octopus is poisonous, just saying.

[–]goldenrod 0 points1 point ago

That creature is getting more action than I. :\

[–]Ham576 0 points1 point ago

Even that octopus gets more than me.... I'm so lonely.

[–]nevershoutjoe 0 points1 point ago

How is that NSFW? Nothing inappropriate was showing.

[–]CouldIFapToThis 0 points1 point ago

I was able to fap to this.

[–]TheReturnOfBatman 0 points1 point ago

I thought I was the only one.

[–]Bailliebugs 0 points1 point ago

Thanks....was about to ask the orgin

[–]Wolf_Man92 0 points1 point ago

I've seen enough...yeah I figured you already guessed

[–]sweetwillson 0 points1 point ago

no...no not the hottest

[–]quadrofolio 0 points1 point ago

I hope someone told her about the pretty sharp beak these critters have. And I hope the octopus doesn't have an appetite for nipple...

[–]shocksim 0 points1 point ago

must be a crosspost from /r/squidsgonewild...

[–]distractthepaladin 0 points1 point ago

And the winner of the Janet Jackson award is . . .

[–]FuriousBanana 0 points1 point ago

/r/squidsgonewild would appreciate this.

[–]StalinForReagan 0 points1 point ago

Well, at least I know this exists, not sure if that is a good thing or not though.

[–]youAreThirstyNow 0 points1 point ago

Unexpected.

[–]Jeroknite 0 points1 point ago

Why did I click that link?

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