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[–]mikelo22 12 points13 points ago

So...he hates you because of his race. Still seems racist to me.

[–]see-eh 6 points7 points ago

*Species. Cats are not a race of humans, though I'm sure many furfans will disagree.

[–]Explosives 0 points1 point ago

Specist bastard.

[–]NukeThePope 8 points9 points ago

And if you die before he does, he will eat your corpse.

[–]bouchard 6 points7 points ago

He's the only one I trust to do it right.

[–]bsonk 2 points3 points ago

Given the cost of funeral proceedings these days being eaten by your cats seems like an economical and ecologically friendly way to go.

[–]NukeThePope 1 point2 points ago

I wonder if a business plan based on this could be submitted to KickStarter?

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

Honestly, I never understood the desire for a cliche funeral. I mean What the friggity FUCK.

[–]HenkieVV 5 points6 points ago

I, and I alone, have access to the higher powers of the can opener. Even though they will not love me for this, they do respect me for it and tolerate my presence as a necessary nuisance.

[–]hamjim 5 points6 points ago

This is not true.

Your cat doesn't hate you because he's a cat. He is indifferent because he's a cat.

He hates you because you served that for his supper again...

EDIT: spelling (DYAC)

[–]VisionStadium 9 points10 points ago

[–]DeadOptimist 1 point2 points ago

I'm tempted to down vote everyone else so this post has a higher vote count in comparison... But dog wouldn't want me to.

[–]bsonk 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, but dogs are annoying. I'd rather have an asshole roommate than a super clingy one.

[–]Skarmotastic 3 points4 points ago

And dogs will love you because they are dogs.

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[–]TheTrinketWeasel 2 points3 points ago

What about if someone believes in Arian racial superiority? Isn't that a belief you might judge someone on?

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

ArYan.

[–]dlq84 0 points1 point ago

good for you

[–]SteamApunk 1 point2 points ago

[–]think_free 1 point2 points ago

Scumbag cats...Helped spawn the religions of Egypt that we are all still suffering for.

[–]Elodrian 2 points3 points ago

I weep that I have only one upvote to give this picture.

[–]Jackyxxes 0 points1 point ago

Hmm my cats hate me because they're cats -_-

[–]hypnofed 0 points1 point ago

They will simply hate you for being you.

[–]qazz42 0 points1 point ago

Hey, that's offensive. He hates you because you did not give him food.

[–]sirmediocre 0 points1 point ago

Unlike my dog. He hates you because you are black.

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

Peter Griffin?

[–]SpaissOwl 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the LOL!

[–]FlyingFish120 0 points1 point ago

he will also hate you because you annoy him

[–]SnakeMan448 0 points1 point ago

He hates you because he regards you as unclean, and you touch him with your unclean hands and mess up his fur.

Ever noticed that a cat cleans itself after you touched it? They are very fond of cleanliness.

[–]KiNGFroG 0 points1 point ago

But my cat loves me.

[–]bolaxao 0 points1 point ago

My cat doesnt hate me, that's just a stereotype

[–]Organs 0 points1 point ago

Well, MY cat loves me. And he loves you, too, because I've never seen him hate a person. Well, maybe a two year-old...

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

My sister was dating a jackass (he's gone now) and my ex-dog LOVED him.

So weird.

[–]M0nsterpower 0 points1 point ago

made me smile

[–]Commalover 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see this on here I can't help but upvote despite the repost because cats are evil.

[–]quivering 0 points1 point ago

[–]picado 0 points1 point ago

[–]FuzzyLlama13 0 points1 point ago

[–]TheAddicted 1 point2 points ago

repost sigh

[–]Lots42 -1 points0 points ago

Nobody gives a shit.

[–]TheTrinketWeasel -1 points0 points ago

Cats don't hate you. I would prefer if they did. No, to a cat you are nothing more than a moving bit of furniture that has some warm bits and sometimes precedes the filling of a food bowl.

[–]themcp 0 points1 point ago

It depends on the cat. Some cats hate you, and go through life with the attitude "you fill my bowl, I'll kill you last." A small minority of cats actively like people and go through life with the attitude "oh look, you are a person, yay, let's snuggle!" Others do as you say.

[–]HermesTheMessenger -3 points-2 points ago

Dogs will. Fucking Muslims!