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[–]oldmoneey 133 points134 points ago

Hope this doesn't stay on the front page too long, poor girl...

[–]Marimba_Ani 60 points61 points ago

She'd be his sister, not his wife.

And I always downvote posts of "candid" photos of real people. They're just cruel.

Cheers!

[–]Sunflwrstarz 27 points28 points ago

I agree, I always think "what has this person done to you?" It's just mean. I wouldn't want Someone doing that to me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

some karma 4 u because you're a good human being

[–]Sleeping_Ugly_ -2 points-1 points ago

Could be married and kept her maiden name.

[–]Marimba_Ani 1 point2 points ago

Mrs. is when a married woman has taken her husband's surname.

If she were married, but kept her maiden name, she'd be Ms. Birthname. In this case, Ms. Butthead.

Cheers!

[–]Sleeping_Ugly_ -1 points0 points ago

I disagree; I kept my maiden name and go by Mrs. BUT! I suppose it's always good to know the technical rules.

[–]Marimba_Ani 0 points1 point ago

Hmm. Interesting.

I guess younger people wouldn't care, since anything mostly goes, but I guarantee you've confused some older people. But they probably had the tact not to say anything. ;)

Cheers!

[–]Amberburry 5 points6 points ago

It's already been on the front page a few times the past few years.

[–]labeille87 8 points9 points ago

I hope so too. Came here to say the same thing.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

God damn the anonymous internet hordes are mean.

[–]Ronoc88 16 points17 points ago

Oh no this just too bad. its just mean, man

[–]Soltheron 7 points8 points ago

[–]metallicabmc 3 points4 points ago

I named my character Nabooru in Ocarina of Time so that when you meet her and she says your name and makes fun of it for being weird. She says her name and 11 year old me thought it was the funniest thing ever.

[–]gypsyred 23 points24 points ago

I know you think this is funny, but it's just mean.

[–]-RdV- -3 points-2 points ago

But also funny.

[–]DaminDrexil 6 points7 points ago

[–]Fairchild660 1 point2 points ago

Bloody hell that's good! I had to check to make sure it was the same picture.

[–]Turdmeist 0 points1 point ago

lol. same here. sadly she looks cuter

[–]overide 0 points1 point ago

Lets all put money in a fund so this poor girl can get this done. I'm trustworthy so I will hold the money.

[–]MunkyPoo4u 18 points19 points ago

Come to Butthead

[–]Bunnymancer 7 points8 points ago

She's not ugly in the normal way, that's for sure

[–]Apf4 4 points5 points ago

That is so unfortunate...

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Even her eyebrows ran away.

[–]TheRev666 17 points18 points ago

You all must be new to the Internet, this is chin-chan. She's been around on 4chan for at least 3 or 4 years.

[–]cum_box_on_fire 7 points8 points ago

Not chin-chan, but this image has been on 4chan for at least 3 years. It's also a repost of a repost of a repost on reddit as well.

[–]thereal_me -3 points-2 points ago

Summer of 2007.

I know, i put it there.

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[–]TheAthiestOfAtheists 21 points22 points ago

What the fuck. Why did I even click on that.

[–]Bunnymancer 0 points1 point ago

What on earth happened to her?

[–]bsodomized 12 points13 points ago

She has a defect that caused her jaw to be "undersized." I don't know if it's genetic or not.

Her pictures were posted on 4chan a long time ago and became famous because of it. I don't know if she posted them herself, but I'm pretty sure she didn't. She discovered her "popularity" sometime later and tried to talk to 4chan about it, which resulted in the usually cruelty of 4chan.

I feel bad for her.

[–]Bunnymancer 1 point2 points ago

Ouch, that sucks... :(

[–]constantly_drunk 0 points1 point ago

Biggest mistake - trying to "talk" to 4chan about a sensitive matter.

[–]opeth10657 0 points1 point ago

What happened to her eyebrows?

[–]Bunnymancer 8 points9 points ago

Don't look at me, I didn't touch them.

[–]lolwut_huh -1 points0 points ago

But your Gilette Sensor did!

[–]BaconChapstick 0 points1 point ago

There is a thing which I unfortunately can't remember the name of, but you basically don't get any hair on your face. I have a friend who has it and has to deal with people asking him where his eyebrows are.

[–]arniegrape 0 points1 point ago

Some form of alopecia?

[–]Turdmeist 0 points1 point ago

thats just plain scary

[–]reallyhellacool -1 points0 points ago

She has cock eyed boobs

[–]k1n6 7 points8 points ago

4 / 10 would bang

[–]nox_fox 4 points5 points ago

Suddenly I have way more self-confidence...

[–]dillonflynn 8 points9 points ago

She has boobs... uhhhuhuh. Uhhuhuh. Cool.

[–]hakushonan -1 points0 points ago

'Do you have T.P. for my bunghole? I would hate for my holio to get polio'

Man that brings me way back.

[–]TheBawlrus 5 points6 points ago

Chins not her fault. I think shes cute.

[–]wesleyb420 3 points4 points ago

That pencil thin eye brow is freaking me out...

[–]Rodalli 9 points10 points ago

I'll never understand why girls do that. I don't care what kind of eyebrows you have, they're got to be better looking that that hyper-plucked, drawn-in travesty on your forehead.

[–]HenniferHlopez 1 point2 points ago

Her skin is very lovely and her hair is very shiny and well-kept. And her eyes are pretty.

[–]fuzzybeard -3 points-2 points ago

BUTTERFACE!!!

[–]ohgodnopenopenope 3 points4 points ago

10/10

would bang

[–]DoctorCrouchJrWho 3 points4 points ago

I'm almost positive this girl went to my college....

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

So people don't complain about this, but they complain about the 'retarded girl' meme...

[–]0mar7ittle 0 points1 point ago

WTF I KNOW THIS GIRL. SHE USED TO SEND ME NUDES IN HIGH SCHOOL. Rockin bod, FUCKED up mouth.

[–]Megadeth619 -5 points-4 points ago

Pics or it didn't happen

[–]philguyaz 15 points16 points ago

Really? because posting nudes of someone without their permission is a totally ok thing to. That shit fucks up people's lives.

[–]D_for_Drive 0 points1 point ago

Maybe she could be the lead character of 'Porky's Butthole'.

[–]UseTheSchwartz 0 points1 point ago

"I see you have braces... I have braces too..."

[–]ScotteToHotte 0 points1 point ago

Call me crazy but I legitimately feel bad right now.

I feel like a different angle, could totally work in her favor.

[–]thereal_me 0 points1 point ago

Or if you appreciate Mayan aesthetic preferences, the she'd definitely be considered "exotic". Some people like exotic.

[–]nuworldblue 0 points1 point ago

Scumbag redditors: Feel bad for the butthead girl, still rip on bad luck brian, among many others.

[–]epsilis 0 points1 point ago

False. That's epic boob girl before her rhinoplasty.

[–]ZeroDivided714 0 points1 point ago

Come to Buttheade

[–]overide 0 points1 point ago

If she had a nose job and a chin implant, I think she could be hot...

[–]jp_lolo 0 points1 point ago

uncanny! love it!

[–]SpringheelPaul 0 points1 point ago

Am im the only one who known that butthead has brown and not yellow hair?

[–]pogiface 0 points1 point ago

I think she looks great, one day the braces will be off and she will get a nose fix I bet. I could overlook the nose, she looks great to me

[–]cephalic666 0 points1 point ago

haha she looks like Butthead!

[–]_moustachio_ 0 points1 point ago

I noticed you have braces... I have braces too gets defenestrated

[–]bearbizzle 0 points1 point ago

that just sucks.

[–]nn-DMT 0 points1 point ago

Chin-Chans cousin?

[–]iNsolenc3 0 points1 point ago

I love her sharpied eyebrows

[–]slick8086 0 points1 point ago

I say this in all seriousness, while she isn't a "classic beauty" she is not unattractive.

[–]ChillsWithKittens -1 points0 points ago

BURN IT!!!! WITH FIRE!!!

[–]Jose_Madden 0 points1 point ago

Since when did reddit become so moral? At one point it seems l Ike everyone would have thought this was hilarious and spent more time picking on the fact that it should say that this is his sister, not wife (though if she's both it might explain some things). Now it's just the thing to make sure no one's feelings get hurt and that everything is politically correct.

[–]GhostFish 1 point2 points ago

Making fun of someone for their choices in life is fair. Being cruel to someone for how they were born is simply disgusting.

[–]Jose_Madden 0 points1 point ago

I'm not saying its right to make fun of this chick, but if you're going to get pissed that someone out there is, don't do it just because that's the boat that everyone else is jumping on.

[–]happlepaff 0 points1 point ago

attention reddit

no matter how much you white knight, you will not end up having sex with this girl.

[–]SamF1sh 0 points1 point ago

That's a chick. Cool.

[–]Therealsebastiandior -2 points-1 points ago

I think there is some photoshop action happening.

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[–]BenjiBlakeway 2 points3 points ago

Yes.

[–]metallicabmc -1 points0 points ago

Uh, huh...Hey! One of you bastards got a match?

Uh, yeah-- my butt and your... Uh...Butt, huh huh huh.

[–]Mechanikore -1 points0 points ago

Arg, away we ye sea hag!

[–]ThePhenix -5 points-4 points ago

[–]F18Dubbs -5 points-4 points ago

Down vote to Oblivion!!

[–]beckova23 -2 points-1 points ago

Ewww.