Mike Tyson's soft side

sml6174 · 3 months

http://i.imgur.com/u1PSa.jpg

sml6174 · 3 months

"Mike Tyson has beaten every opponent he’s ever faced - except the letter 'S.'" - Seth MacFarlane

bahhumbugger · 3 months

Mike Tyson started boxing after having his pet pigeon killed by a bully. Tyson beat the bully up, and found his confidence that way. The tyson biography is a great documentary.

Sheldon_Tupac · 3 months

He got into his first fight when someone killed his pet pigeon.

ADIDAS247 · 3 months

When I was 13 I saw Mike Tyson at a car repair joint in Queens, NY. I didn't say anything to him, but he was talking about pigeons when I walked by.

I think this man likes pigeons... And tigers

tunapepper · 3 months

"I never saw my mother happy with me and proud of me for doing something: She only knew me as being a wild kid running the streets, coming home with new clothes that she knew I didn't pay for. I never got a chance to talk to her or know about her. Professionally, it has no effect, but it's crushing emotionally and personally."

SphericalArc · 3 months

You boids are my betht fwiends... Now foinacate.

tunapepper · 3 months

Making fun of people with lisps is awesome.

sml6174 · 3 months

Mike Tyson's thoft thide

FTFY

denim-chicken · 3 months

"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard."

"Iron" Mike Tyson

ericn1300 · 3 months

Kith I said

amadmaninanarchy · 3 months

He's not trying to get them to kiss he's trying to hold then do they can effectively talk smack before they fight.

Nizzler · 3 months

"I will eat your eggths!"

y2kbug · 3 months

I'll fuck you till you love me faggot.

PhiladelphiaIrish · 3 months

Two turtle dovth.

pokerjoker2 · 3 months

Now remember kids, genital chirpes is untweetable.

stanfan114 · 3 months

I laughed until I stopped.

missbeast16 · 3 months

I was initially confused from having read "Now kill."

Xenogearcap · 3 months

You obviously haven't seen "Tea with Tyson" yet! It's amazing... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzU-BAll5lI

thelongdivision · 3 months

the first thing i read was "now kids in the hall"

tunapepper · 3 months

[Tyson's] first fight was with a bigger youth who had pulled the head off one of Tyson's pigeons.

tokerdytoke · 3 months

Mike Tyson will kick your kids in the nuts.

ThunderOrb · 3 months

Mike Tyson has a lot of fancy pigeons, but he also races homing pigeons. I think he's the one guy I would prefer to lose to in that hobby.

grandpa_kens_burrito · 3 months

Read that as "Now, Kids In The Hall"

KarthusWins · 3 months

I laughed +1

ivanvzm · 3 months

Bravo

capt_slim · 3 months

To the front page with ye

ReyReysTheName · 3 months

Holy shit, nice.

ol_dirt_mcgurk · 3 months

Bahahaha. Excellent.

TheDataWhore · 3 months

I actually feel tongue tied just reading that in his voice.

The_Dane · 3 months

relevant

mi1kman_dave · 3 months

thath thooooo cute

DownvoteDaemon · 3 months

Why are pigeons so expensive in china? I heard that on npr the other day.

[deleted] · 3 months

I can hear him so crisply in my head

YouStupidCunt · 3 months

Thpinal!

thepogostick · 3 months

come here little birdies, let me bite your heads off like ozzy does to them little bats

bamdrew · 3 months

This guy had a rough time growing up how he did, especially with a lisp.

... I'm sitting this one out.

Needs_A_Drink · 3 months

"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated, and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something, and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard." -Mike Tyson

Drakeman78 · 3 months

Mike Tyson " Hell This Bitches don't have ears"

CarlosValdosta · 3 months

Straight up lost my shit. Well played.

DireBaboon · 3 months

kingthlayer

I-am-not-spartan · 3 months

Why am i laughing tho hard?

[deleted] · 3 months

I'm sure their lack of protruding ears pleases him.

Sammyscrap · 3 months

You have to read it out loud it's just so funny

derpenis · 3 months

I think you mean thoft thide

kingsalamander · 3 months

Why knock a troubled human being when they seem to be in their happiest state?

kingsalamander · 3 months

I suppose if he was nestling with two cats reddit would be sucking his cock.

SliPKnuT · 3 months

Now that Tyson is acting sporadically, someone should cast him as Lenny in Of Mice & Men.

warmingstick · 3 months

This made me cry when I was little, because I could never make it past 3 punches. Damn that Mike and damn this guy that makes it look so easy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu69QEHhvNo

heythatsfuckedup · 3 months

THE SWORD OF KITH KANAN

ZeEmmibear · 3 months

I want this to be funnier so I just keep staring at it hoping it will cause lolz.

NyQuil_Driver · 3 months

OK, If you say so, Mike.

Golf16 · 3 months

The first fight mike tyson ever had was because some kid kill one of his pidgeons so he beat him up!

anonymousketeer · 3 months

they don't kiss. Mike Tyson's soft side is gone.

Atario · 3 months

I agree, let's have some Kids In The Hall, right now!

dactyif · 3 months

I .. can't stand Iron Mike Tyson jokes, he's a humble guy that just wanted to raise pigeons that was thrown into the limelight, with the death of Cus D'amato he was raped by Don King and the Media. He deserves our respect and apologies.

TheDarkWolfy · 3 months

I was in a serious conversation on skype when i saw this... I couldn't hold it.

James1o1o · 3 months

You should hear some of the stuff he said in his hall of fame induction.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgwmaEbGRh8

gilbo135 · 3 months

This was taken 10 secons before he ate them

ivel501 · 3 months

My father in law raises rolling pigeons. These pigeons fly up in the air and then literally tumble and roll while flying.. He told me some guy named Mike Tyson emailed him asking to buy some of his birds.. I figured it was some other guy named Mike Tyson and I have been seeing these pictures over the last couple years that proves that it was him!

herpman101 · 3 months

funniest picture ever

Rocco87 · 3 months

My very first post on Reddit.com! I noticed so far this video of Mike hasn't been posted. So here is my contribution :) http://youtu.be/7FgS3kCv79I (Sorry I am so new I don't know if that linked or not!)

redfox2 · 3 months

That pic was from a loooong time ago, when he was still boxing.

richiebkidd · 3 months

Who do you think would win in a fight between kimbo slice and mike tyson?

The_Rat_Cook · 3 months

Now say sapphire.

AhhhClem · 3 months

A sport where the objective is to cause brain damage to your opponent and people pay to watch.

jhnyrico · 3 months

Thith ith hythterical.

Haven · 3 months

OK, so a bit of a crazy, but true story here.

My father in law lives in central Phoenix. He would walk their dogs through the alleyways and neighborhoods in the evenings. Once day as he is walking the dog, he comes across this HUGE black man in the alley. Now he's far from a bigot, pretty much as open and accepting as you can get. But when you see a huge man talking to himself, yelling at what seems to be the sky, and throwing things in an alley, you are going to turn right around.

So he goes home, and since this was someone he'd not seen before in the neighborhood, he decides to call the police.

A short while later they show up and give him the rest of the story:

Apparently this was Mike Tyson's girlfriends house (looks like he 'gave' it to her during his bankruptcy issues in the 90's) and he kept pigeons there. This must have been a common occurrence, because the police gave my father in law pretty much the exact story I relate above. Seems the pigeons get out every now and then. Either that or they are mingling with your average pigeon, which seems to upset him quite a bit.

So yeah, Mr. Tyson does seem to love his pigeons.

I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS · 3 months

LINK OF THE DAY, RIGHT THERE.

michaelvincentsmith · 3 months

He made them rape each other when the photographer left.

ajdellinger · 3 months

This seems about as safe as giving Lennie Small a puppy.

AlexZigo · 3 months

"I'll fuck you until you love me, faggot."

-Michael Tyson.

jxj24 · 3 months

Rape isn't funny.

Unless it's pigeon rape.

sargENT_shart · 3 months

Well Reddit, it took about 6 days but you finally made me laugh again!

SenTedStevens · 3 months

Kith or I'll bite your ear off... Oh, wait.

checksumfail · 3 months

Anything is your soft side when your other side is rape.

Zeeboon · 3 months

As a kid, he used to catch pidgeons and rip their heads off. For no reason. I doubt he's suddenly seen the light and loves being among his feathered brethren. Or atleast that's what I read somewhere.

My_Pet_Robot · 3 months

I lost it at "Now kith"

People in the library studying for finals are looking at me weird now

sixtysevensouth · 3 months

When they didn't kiss, he smashed them together in a ball of ignorant fury and blood and feathers.

godonskis2 · 3 months

Can I give this 10 up-votes?

cinemaone · 3 months

awww gay

Smorsh · 3 months

Mike Tython'th thoft thide.

calarval · 3 months

typical, he can beat a person to death but can't do any harm to animals

HeathenChem84 · 3 months

This picture was clearly taken moments before he ate them both....

moneymizzlle · 3 months

"Brownsville niggas do kill, tuck ya shine in my niggas do steal"

SuccessfulIndianMan · 3 months

I love 9gag

rbenedikt · 3 months

Did anybody else say it in Mike Tyson's voice

funny

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