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Don't do drugs... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]12pac 507 points508 points ago

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I would forever lol if the cops caught you with these baggies and they go to get them analysed, only to be told that it's just semen

[–]USMCsniper 348 points349 points ago

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i would pray for the cop to do the classic taste test

[–]renegadeofunk 161 points162 points ago

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I would pray that they don't get pissed and replace it with the real stuff.

[–]Stealyphil1905 143 points144 points ago

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Last time I got caught with dried cum the cop ate all of it (including the baggies) and said he was going to stick his maglight into my asshole if he ever caught me with cum again.

[–]anthereddit/vg/ 112 points113 points ago

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This definitely happened.

[–]Read_all_the_threads 10 points11 points ago

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You really think someone would do that?

Go on the internet and tell lies?

[–]Will_Im_Not/fit/ 18 points19 points ago

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Alright, we're over it.

[–]Sneakyferret 16 points17 points ago

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"Excuse me sir, just gotta check ya asshole"

[–]Killhead 0 points1 point ago

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"just put the seat down yourself"

[–]falousco/v/ 24 points25 points ago

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8/10, enjoyed.

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[–]HaroldHood 9 points10 points ago

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10 inch maglite, fits in 8 inches.

[–]SI_Bot 5 points6 points ago

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SI conversions:

  • 10 inch = 25.4 cm
  • 8 inches = 20 cm

10 inch(25.4 cm) maglite, fits in 8 inches(20 cm) .

[–]BillyWM/vg/ 0 points1 point ago

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I demand all assfucking with inanimate objects be denoted in metric units. Imperial is just obscene.

[–]Total_Incompeten69 10 points11 points ago

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faglight

[–]Leroy_J 10 points11 points ago

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"You'll shut your mouth if you know what's good for ya!"

[–]Raneados[!] 12 points13 points ago

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Not a real test!

who the fuck would taste a substance that you suspect is cocaine/heroin/meth/whatever

fucking might be cyanide and you're going to TASTE it to determine what it is? WE HAVE LABS FOR THIS SHIT, ROOKIE

You deserve to die

[–]martong93 9 points10 points ago

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go to church

hand out little baggies full of white stuff

disappear before police arrive

police "taste test" substance, dies

[–]USMCsniper 2 points3 points ago

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u mad

[–]MissL 1 point2 points ago

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is that a quote from the movie showtime with Eddie Murphy and Robert DeNiro?

[–]Raneados[!] 0 points1 point ago

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IF IT IS YOU TELL ME, because they owe me some dollarinos

[–]MissL 3 points4 points ago

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I just looked it up on IMDB, it's similar

William Shatner: [advising Trey on how TV cops taste drugs] You spear the knife into the bag... then pick some of the drugs up with the knife... then lightly press it on your tongue. And that is how TV cops taste drugs!

Detective Mitch Preston: What if it's cyanide? There's a reason real cops don't taste drugs.

[–]tbudke -1 points0 points ago

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He deserves to die? Classy...

[–]laughing_panda 6 points7 points ago

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He would be arrested anyway.. He intends it to look like drugs.

[–]DarqWolff -1 points0 points ago

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Prove it.

[–]laughing_panda 1 point2 points ago

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Read Counterfeit Substance, and Deliver. The charge is the same.

http://www.statutes.legis.state.tx.us/docs/hs/htm/hs.481.htm

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I imagined it would be classed as counterfeiting.

[–]Rosenkrantz_/x/ 0 points1 point ago

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Crimeception, much?

[–]charbo187 2 points3 points ago

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attempting to sell counterfeit drugs is still a crime.

[–]Wierdrice 2 points3 points ago

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Leaving something that looks like drugs isn't. Read it again, faggot.

[–]FranklinWearsPants 0 points1 point ago

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"Just semen" seems to undersell the point.

[–]SDM19 0 points1 point ago

I like your name

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    [–]DepartmentStoreSpook/mu/ 810 points811 points ago

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    Anyone who's dumb enough to snort/taste a generic white powder found in a baggy laying on the ground in a club deserves to be snorting/tasting a stranger's dried semen.

    [–]mori80 108 points109 points ago

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    Obviously you've never experienced the joy of floor drugs

    [–]Vogey/v/ 21 points22 points ago

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    My friend found some weed on the floor in a purple ziploc bag. (yes purple, i have never see one like it before.) and smoked it, made him trip balls. To this day we don't know what he smoke. Definitely not a smart move to ingest something you find on the ground.

    [–]Punkndrublic 11 points12 points ago

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    Probably sherm(pcp laced).

    [–]elCharderino 0 points1 point ago

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    Maybe it was roach-sprayed.

    [–]DoesntCareForNegroes 16 points17 points ago

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    Maybe it was semen.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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    Those little half-babies really trip your brain out.

    [–]SirWellsworthEsquire -1 points0 points ago

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    Salvia

    [–]fearofthesky 4 points5 points ago

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    I have, but it was floor-weed. Can't go too far wrong with that! And it was on the way home from a festival too, so shit kicked ass.

    [–]hahanobutreally 233 points234 points ago

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    That's the best that could happen to them.

    [–]brazilliandanny 71 points72 points ago

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    Well... I think finding real drugs would be the best that could happen to them, but I get your point.

    [–]martong93 58 points59 points ago

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    No dude, little baggies chock full of vitamins and minerals is the best thing that could happen.

    [–]dave32891 39 points40 points ago

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    And a note that says:

    "what are you doing with your life?"

    -Mom

    [–]martong93 8 points9 points ago

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    Instead of cocktails, people get chocolate milk.

    [–]martong93 13 points14 points ago

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    And instead of one night stands, people get a goodnight kiss on the cheek.

    [–]bombaal 24 points25 points ago

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    what is this, a 50's teen date to the malt shop?

    [–]martong93 18 points19 points ago

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    That's how my mom told me to woo girls.

    [–]WilsonsWarbler 135 points136 points ago

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    No. It's really not.

    [–]crash_test 149 points150 points ago

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    Sure as hell isn't the worst.

    [–]Jishkah 38 points39 points ago

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    Shattered glass. Asbestos.

    [–]NiteShadeX2/vg/ 39 points40 points ago

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    Tiny parasitic eggs for some god forsaken creature.

    [–]Sklar_Hast 7 points8 points ago

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    Do you mean the "Heart Wasp"

    [–]I_Will_Dumb_It_Down/b/ 6 points7 points ago

    cringe

    [–]CarmySmunt 8 points9 points ago

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    At least it's the best asbestos.

    [–]McBurger 47 points48 points ago

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    I'd say the best that could happen is that it's whatever drug they were hoping it was.

    [–]mrniceguy123 0 points1 point ago

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    best of the worst maybe...

    [–]desheik 27 points28 points ago

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    You obviously don't know much about people who go clubbing.
    (Yes I'm speaking in generalities, fuck you!)

    [–]pween 12 points13 points ago

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    whatever, fuck you!

    [–]AmericanGoyBlog 8 points9 points ago

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    that's hot!

    all this fuck talk... hey... wanna... go to a club wit me? holla!

    [–]pween 2 points3 points ago

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    i don't do clubbing, unless drugs are involved. even then, not my favorite thing to do. i'd rather go to a small bar with a pool table, get drunk as fuck, and then fuck.

    [–]youdidwhatnow 0 points1 point ago

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    really though, if you're drunk as fuck then chances are likely that you can't fuck.

    [–]pween 0 points1 point ago

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    i've only had that problem in the sense that i pass out before or during, but i've never not been able to get it up. i've had great sex drunk as fuck.

    [–]bocanegra 0 points1 point ago

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    Haha, you go clubbing.

    [–]pween 7 points8 points ago

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    ha fuck that! small bar, pool table, cheap pitchers.

    [–]sidownbusdriver 1 point2 points ago

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    Only siths deal in generalities.

    [–]0311 16 points17 points ago

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    Done it. Dude, like I'm gonna throw away what could possibly be free coke.

    ....it was baking soda. :(

    [–]Lunch_B0x 1 point2 points ago

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    Same happened to me, sudden nose foam.

    [–]pween 6 points7 points ago

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    if you can't tell coke from baking soda you must get shitty coke.

    [–]0311 39 points40 points ago

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    I guess you've never been a drunken dumbass before, Mr. I'm better than everyone else.

    [–]probably_high 6 points7 points ago

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    But he could tell the difference..he just said it was baking soda.

    [–]pween -5 points-4 points ago

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    misread, comment recanted.

    [–]tv-apparaten 3 points4 points ago

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    Exactly. Responsible drug-use is nothing to worry about. Some people would definitely benefit greatly from getting into a psychadelic state, forcing them to step out of their everyday normal box.

    [–]owners11 4 points5 points ago

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    I hope this was a subtle cumbox reference

    [–]bocanegra 1 point2 points ago

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    Never!

    [–]lolabuster 0 points1 point ago

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    http://i.imgur.com/XJyGY.gif

    [–]i_havent_read_it 0 points1 point ago

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    Yes, buying from a drug dealer is much safer

    [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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    Actually I know a friend that went to Ultra and found a wet baggy of yeyo and asked me to dry it up for him. I'm sure it wasn't anyone's bodily fluids.

    [–]BrawndoTTM/b/ -1 points0 points ago

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    People actually do that. It's kind of gross but it happens a lot.

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      [–]tmx1911 123 points124 points ago

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      9/10 would say it tastes like loneliness

      [–]Verveblade14/mu/ 198 points199 points ago

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      9/11 would say it tastes very plane.

      [–]running_to_the_hills 21 points22 points ago

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      so they would get high

      [–]pween 5 points6 points ago

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      enough to break on through to the other side

      [–]relevantusername- -3 points-2 points ago

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      Break on through

      Break on through

      Break on through

      Break on through

      [–]GetStapled -1 points0 points ago

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      A little salty

      [–]crapcore 12 points13 points ago

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      7/11 would say it tastes like OP's breath.

      [–]HeyCarpy 81 points82 points ago

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      So what happens when someone's head gets pregnant?

      [–]Stealyphil1905 54 points55 points ago

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      I've actually seen girls put coke in their pussy. The sperm wouldn't live but it'd be fucking hilarious if they could.

      [–]AfroKona 100 points101 points ago

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      I've actually seen girls put coke in their pussy.

      Who the fuck do you hang out with?

      [–]I_Drink_Piss 48 points49 points ago

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      Not squares?

      [–]patrimac 55 points56 points ago

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      agreed if the girls you hang out with dont shove things in their pussy all the time then they are clearly losers

      [–]I_Drink_Piss 0 points1 point ago

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      Sucks that all the girls you hang out with are virgins.

      Beta as fuq

      [–]HoDownMcAssClown 14 points15 points ago

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      He must be a terrorist

      [–]sje46 6 points7 points ago

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      Is that something we say now? Squares? What is this, the fifties?

      [–]slawre89 8 points9 points ago

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      If you party alot it, shit happens.

      [–]getgot 2 points3 points ago

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      Have you never snorted cocaine off of a willing females genitals? You are a fucking peasent.

      [–]IMAROBOTLOL 7 points8 points ago

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      ... then what happened?

      [–]probably_high 5 points6 points ago

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      I've actually seen girls put coke in their pussy.

      Why? Is it supposed to get in the bloodstream quicker that way or something?

      [–]martong93 5 points6 points ago

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      dude, vodka soaked tampon (wouldn't that sting?)

      [–]Punkndrublic 2 points3 points ago

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      If you rub coke on the head of your dick you'll be able to fuck your hand for hours(or even a woman if you happen to have one tied up in your closet).

      [–]nightrunner_ks/vg/ 24 points25 points ago

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      They get AIDS and die.

      [–]Qwertstormer 5 points6 points ago

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      Hopefully no one tries to administer it vaginally.

      [–]lilstumpz 44 points45 points ago

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      "MFW"

      His face is tiny bags of dried semen?

      [–]smeagul_like 22 points23 points ago

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      OP didn't deliver the face. OP is the quintessential faggot.

      [–]daminox 7 points8 points ago

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      Fucking hate this overused MFW bullshit. THE F MEANS FACE! POST A PIC OF A GODDAMNED FACE!

      LOOK:

      mfw Fucking hate this overused MFW bullshit. THE F MEANS FACE! POST A PIC OF A GODDAMNED FACE!

      SEE HOW THIS SHIT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE? FUCK BALLS JESUS TITTIES

      [–]ProfessorPoopyPants/r9k/ 6 points7 points ago

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      Rustled? Rustled.

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      [–]grldg 49 points50 points ago

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      dont knock it til you try it.

      [–]reynej/b/ 12 points13 points ago

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      mfw http://imgur.com/q3bfS

      [–]Saicotic 2 points3 points ago

      I know it's really fucking late, but what are you drinking?

      [–]servohahn 18 points19 points ago

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      MFW

      No picture of face.

      [–]daminox 10 points11 points ago

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      So many people use MFW with no pic of a face I was certain no one on the planet had any clue what the fuck MFW meant. Clearly I'm almost right.

      [–]Rosenkrantz_/x/ 5 points6 points ago

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      MFW newfag

      [–]timperialmarch 32 points33 points ago

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      More like "bring your own drugs"

      [–]kragmoor 7 points8 points ago

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      gah imgur is broken for me none of the links are right

      [–]aktone 24 points25 points ago

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      I cum on glad wrap, wait til it's dried, crush it up and put it in baggies.

      Have at least 10 baggies when I go out, randomly drop them around clubs.

      MFW people pick them up, thinking they are drugs and taste/snort my cum powder.

      [–]clonedcheeseburger 1 point2 points ago

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      The lord's work I tell you.

      [–]teh_al3x 4 points5 points ago

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      Disable RES, it fucks up imgur links lately.
      Actual link: http://i.imgur.com/pLNkC.jpg

      [–]MORANSTAN 19 points20 points ago

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      Damn, I hope the cops don't catch you with the little bags, they will send your ass to the nut house.

      [–]alphaweiner 25 points26 points ago

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      If they run a lab test on the 'drugs' they will find out it's dried semen and then, uh...release you...I guess?

      [–][deleted] 43 points44 points ago

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      probably still charge you with intent and say you were trying to rip people off

      [–]Stealyphil1905 20 points21 points ago

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      Fucking pigs. Can't even trick people into snorting your semen without them interfering!

      WHITE POWER!

      [–]MrMono1/b/ 26 points27 points ago

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      WHITE POWDER!

      ...?

      [–]alphaweiner 5 points6 points ago

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      Yeah, I suppose this makes sense.

      [–]nigrochinkspic 4 points5 points ago

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      Intent to distribute what? Nothing illegal about distributing your dried baby batter.

      [–]UnrealMonster/g/ 12 points13 points ago

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      Counterfeit drugs are illegal and may be harmful to your health. Also they'd probably get you on intent to commit fraud.

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      [deleted]

      [–]UnrealMonster/g/ 7 points8 points ago

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      The city strikes back with 'this dude is crazy! Send him to the mental hospital!"

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      [deleted]

      [–]UnrealMonster/g/ 2 points3 points ago

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      It's not just eating cum, it's eating freeze dried cum in a bag in public while on trial. Something something u mad?

      [–]LaughingMoose 1 point2 points ago

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      Only if you are caught selling it as an illegal drug. If you stick to your story and say its just semen then you should be fine once they had their lab results back provided they didnt frame you.

      [–]UnrealMonster/g/ 5 points6 points ago

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      "So Sir, why are you carrying around bags of semen?"

      [–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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      "Why aren't you?"

      [–]Zombies_Rock_Boobs 2 points3 points ago

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      "ya'll have a nice day now"

      [–]benmarvin/b/ 4 points5 points ago

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      You can get arrested for carrying flour if it's packaged like cocaine ready-for-sale.

      [–]cheap_chopsticks 2 points3 points ago

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      Intent to defraud?

      [–]screch 1 point2 points ago

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      release you in more ways than one

      [–]semanc 1 point2 points ago

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      But didn't he already "release" himself?

      [–]patchbag 3 points4 points ago

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      And charge you as a sex offender.

      [–]angryboobs/tv/ 1 point2 points ago

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      The irony he gets sent to the nuthouse for nutting.

      [–]Jesburger 0 points1 point ago

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      The nut house is a very à propos place.

      [–]dropdatabase/hm/ 2 points3 points ago

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      I wonder, if you mix it with warm water will it become cum again?

      [–]xvtx 1 point2 points ago

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      What if the cops show up and she jams it up her vagina and you become a FATHER!

      [–]skittymcmahon/pol/ 1 point2 points ago

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      I just came from the circle jerk over at /r/worldnews, and I must say....I fucking love /r/4chan..

      [–]bamforeo/b/ 1 point2 points ago

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      Ohgod, this is awfully awful, yet ingenious at the same time...

      [–]janice3493 1 point2 points ago

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      I didn't know Philip Seymour Hoffman used 4chan

      [–]AnonymousFan2281/b/ 1 point2 points ago

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      ಠ_ಠ

      [–]AnonymousFan2281/b/ 1 point2 points ago

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      ಠ_ಠ

      [–]AnonymousFan2281/b/ 1 point2 points ago

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      ಠ_ಠ

      [–]ThePlasticJesus 1 point2 points ago

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      teaching the public a valuable lesson... Don't pick up unidentified drugs off the floor and put them in your nose. Sounds messed up but it's much better to accidentally snort cum than accidentally snort PCP or Meth when you're looking for Cocaine.

      Am I taking this too seriously?

      [–]Khajor 1 point2 points ago

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      From my experience on the internet, semen dries into an orange color when put onto a non-absorbent surface (Such as plastic instead of fabric), not white. So I'd be a little weary about the legitimacy of this claim.

      [–]Ze_Carioca 4 points5 points ago

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      A unreliable claim on 4chan?

      [–]semanc 1 point2 points ago

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      *an unreliable FTFY

      [–]midwestpaintball 5 points6 points ago

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      does not need to be white for people to think it is drugs

      [–]Neitsyt_Marian/mu/ 1 point2 points ago

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      But it's white in the picture.

      [–]Sluthammer 0 points1 point ago

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      That's cause he cut it with something.

      [–]screch 2 points3 points ago

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      This kills the cum.

      [–]kashwah 4 points5 points ago

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      [–]lemur84 4 points5 points ago

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      I read it as 'I cum on dead wasp'. I like my version better.

      <snort>, hey, does this smell like cumwasp to you?

      [–]the_troller 0 points1 point ago

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      dick ant?

      [–]TheMicrowave 2 points3 points ago

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      Brilliant.

      [–]Soulbass 0 points1 point ago

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      I would never do drugs from off the ground, but still I hate the guy that does that.

      [–]TorchicBlaziken/vp/ 0 points1 point ago

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      I'm 99% sure I've seen this before.

      [–]honestlyimeanreally 0 points1 point ago

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      Doesn't matter. Dab of the finger and you know it's semen. Not a single fuck will be given.

      [–]hk00468 0 points1 point ago

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      Oh my gosh.

      [–]twosoon22 0 points1 point ago

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      well played faggot

      [–]BuckNekkid 0 points1 point ago

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      What is this? "I see your cumbox and raise you individually wrapped freeze dried astronaut cum bags"? I've had enough internet for the night.

      [–]I-am-not-spartan 0 points1 point ago

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      I just want to know how this person came up with this idea. "Hey. I wonder what happens when I jizz on plastic wrap. Oh cool, it dries! starts playing with it Aw man, it keeps crumbling and like cocaine. I know! Let me crush it up and put it in bags so I can crop them places!"

      [–]rapevanbytheriver 0 points1 point ago

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      is this worse than crushed boogers though?

      [–]flyinpiranha 0 points1 point ago

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      This will be in season XX of CSI.

      [–]agentlemns 0 points1 point ago

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      Tastes like talcum...

      [–]GamblorTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

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      Not going to lie. I'm pretty tempted to start doing this.

      [–]thinlikenate 0 points1 point ago

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      I would love to catch that guy in the act and punch him in the face. What a sad pathetic cunt.

      [–]itsthematrixdood 0 points1 point ago

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      It is not so much that you shouldn't do drugs, its that you shouldn't do drugs you find on the fucking floor. Especially if its powder or liquid based. Either way thank's for posting this I got a good LOL out of it. I actually hope the 4chan OP really does this.

      Edit: In retrospect you PROBABLY shouldn't do drugs...but they can be awesome. If you do em you will probably be ok, but you could also be that small percentage that ends up ruining your life.

      [–]Kill_niggers_666 0 points1 point ago

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      I like it

      [–]CityofTreez 0 points1 point ago

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      You are my fucking hero!

      [–]GlennKokko 0 points1 point ago

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      I kept reading everyones username as "Anonymous" and was think "HOLY FUCK THIS GUY IS TALKING TO HIMSELF!" Im not a smart man.

      [–]t0k4 0 points1 point ago

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      Didn't the cumboxx teach us anything?!

      [–]Rosenkrantz_/x/ 2 points3 points ago

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      It taught us this.

      [–]t0k4 1 point2 points ago

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      Fact.

      [–]Edgar4llanPwn/sp/ -1 points0 points ago

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      No

      [–]screaming4metal -5 points-4 points ago

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      I lol'd buckets

      [–]jellytime/b/ -1 points0 points ago

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      Can anyone confirm if this is possible

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      I'm so going to do this!

      [–]Nightst0ne -1 points0 points ago

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      d

      [–]IAmAtomato -3 points-2 points ago

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      OP is a.... Is a.... Fuck, I don't know.

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      [–]aktone 22 points23 points ago

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      I sold you weed with my dried cum on it.

      [–]xzhobo 8 points9 points ago

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      I watered that weed with my cum

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