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all 74 comments

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 67 points68 points ago

60 or so comments is the perfect time to comment, When you comment on New its really a crapshoot as to whether people are even going to see your comment. And Yet here I am...

edit: "And Now we play the waiting game."

[–]Dominus-Temporis 38 points39 points ago

Personally I just wait until there is a top comment with 25 or so points, then I piggy back on it.

[–]brilliantbutscary 13 points14 points ago

I see what you did there.

[–]AlbinyzDictator 4 points5 points ago

62 comments? I feel like now is a great time to piggyback this piggyback.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]superdago -4 points-3 points ago

Heres hoping trickle down works with karma better than it does with the economy...

[–]Terrance021 1 point2 points ago

Personally I fap

[–]LuridTeaParty 0 points1 point ago

AAAALLLLLL ABOOOOOOARD!

[–]Deleted1staccount -2 points-1 points ago

Until Captain_Killjoy stops the karma train.

[–]mahaugher -3 points-2 points ago

So meta! Butreally that shit is annoying. Watch, you'll get a top comment one day and then get irrelevant messages for a few hours ahah

[–]Corrupted_Planet 2 points3 points ago

Only 52 comments on this post but it's 9 hours old...Doubt anybody will see this.

[–]NonPermissive 1 point2 points ago

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 0 points1 point ago

My friend, redditor for a year, I am no amateur.

[–]NonPermissive 0 points1 point ago

Experience or no, '60 comments is perfect' is plain excessive.

[–]Anotherocean 1 point2 points ago

Shit, I got here at 61... Bummer.

[–]cyclicamp 1 point2 points ago

At that point the obvious things have been said at the top level. The best idea is to have an insightful/witty reply to a likely top comment, which should only be a couple choices after 60 comments or so.

So I'll just wait here with you.

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[–]joshbike 0 points1 point ago

what a sad miserable existence.

[–]6fast6furious -2 points-1 points ago

[Insert insightful/witty reply here]

[–]mcknicker -1 points0 points ago

It's one thing to hop on the karma train. It's another thing, completely, to hop in front of it (BTW, we're testing this theory out at 33 comments).

[–]truestoryrealtalk 6 points7 points ago

Just came here to say........uhh, pretty much what everyone else has already said.

[–]anonymisery 1 point2 points ago

UMM UMM UMM.... Shit.

[–]nastshabast 2 points3 points ago

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[–]DarthWHO 1 point2 points ago

This is the comment where the play on words begin.

[–]Crinklepouch 1 point2 points ago

This is a pun related to, but not the same as, the pun the above poster posted.

[–]Ideal_Ideas 3 points4 points ago

Except when I can come up with absolutely nothing witty. You know, like right now.

[–]jmonkey90 0 points1 point ago

The jerk store called, they're running out of you!

[–]SoDangAgitated 0 points1 point ago

Crap, I'm too late

[–]jewman9000 0 points1 point ago

I'M THE 54TH COMMENT!

Shit... I can't think of anything witty. Foiled again.

[–]NikeJacket 0 points1 point ago

Only 52 comments? MY TIME TO SHINE BABY

waits patiently

[–]breadmaker207 0 points1 point ago

YES I can post a witty co~..... fuck something tells me I am too late

[–]BPN1993 0 points1 point ago

63 comments on this post. Must comment now before it's too late!

[–]fawker 0 points1 point ago

[inserting witty comment]

[–]mingohagen 0 points1 point ago

In before the storm! Yay!

[–]here_for_the_lols 0 points1 point ago

14 hrs old and 67 comments. There is hope

[–]Sane333 0 points1 point ago

69th comment. Just before 70.

[–]Mr_Dickenballs 0 points1 point ago

69 comments as of yet. Better say something cool...

thundercunt

[–]SigP 0 points1 point ago

Dammit. There are exactly 70 now. I'm just a few seconds late.

[–]Jabberwocky019 0 points1 point ago

FUCK! 71 comments, this is gonna get buried *facepalm

[–]seieibob 0 points1 point ago

72! Just missed it!

[–]Dr_Emmet_Brown 0 points1 point ago

Damn it 73 comments!

[–]Neonite 0 points1 point ago

This is it! I can finally show the internet how funny I am!

(1|20)

[–]teh_i 0 points1 point ago

Well, guess I'm late - 75 comments in here now, so nothing to see here..

[–]ImFuckingRadical 0 points1 point ago

Incredible. The number of comments on here is exactly. 70. 71 now I guess.

[–]FunnySpaceTree 0 points1 point ago

I was going to be witty, then there was 79 commets.

[–]scrub4life 0 points1 point ago

iSD HFLASDKJF OAW;KFJD Lsjkl;FD DSLA FK

[–]Bukowski89 0 points1 point ago

too late

[–]feckinmik 0 points1 point ago

Comment karma is a hell of a drug.

[–]freklz 0 points1 point ago

I wanted to post a witty comment that wasn't just "WITTY COMMENT HERP DERP" but I didn't have anything witty to say.

So I posted this crap instead.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

You're all too late.

[–]vertigo1083 -1 points0 points ago

1251 comments?

yehright!

[–]Chaseman69 -1 points0 points ago

69 is the perfect amount of comments before the storm;)

[–]GraduallyImpolite 12 points13 points ago

Ohoho! I think I get it: the number 69 is a common colloquialism for a sexual position in which both partners align their genitalia with their counterpart's oral cavity. Well played sir, well played indeed, but I must say, I do find your comment a bit crass. Sexual humor is all well and good, but until know I truly though you weren't a complete moron, and I held you to a higher standard than the gibbering baboons that typically frequent reddit. You're just selling out to the crowd like the dirty painted whore you are, aren't you? For shame, a leprous goat fucking mime has more artistic integrity then you.

[–]Chaseman69 6 points7 points ago

Why sir, what a blasphemous prosecution. I am a gentleman like yourself and to bewilder me with such accusations is just proposterous.

[–]real00hammer7 -1 points0 points ago

Words coming not enough witty.

[–]evil_monk -1 points0 points ago

Not so witty comment before the storm.

[–]yasisterstwat -1 points0 points ago

Is that because youre a karma whore?

[–]cdkeeks -1 points0 points ago

Did I make it?

[–]GerbilFeces -1 points0 points ago

Oshit 25 atm

[–]Makin_Dollas_Rain -1 points0 points ago

Oh I still have time!! Think witty thoughts...

O.o

[–]irrelephant31 -1 points0 points ago

Like this

[–]FuctUp -1 points0 points ago

<Witty comment or anecdote either related or unrelated to subject matter of OP goes here>

[–]brilliantbutscary -1 points0 points ago

It's time!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

FIRST!

Edit: 39th

[–]kal0029 -1 points0 points ago

What the...get out of my brain.

[–]JustPeachy17 -1 points0 points ago

Everyone is just waiting for the Karma storm that's coming.

[–]TheBeesTrees -2 points-1 points ago

Hey everyone, this is the witty comment so upvote this one a lot.

[–]Makin_Dollas_Rain -2 points-1 points ago

Fail

[–]jvslacker -2 points-1 points ago

witty comment.

[–]Kickinback32 -2 points-1 points ago

I'm the same way then just end up passin because nothing comes to mind. Skip 6hrs ahead and 5 things have come to mind, but it's to late.

[–]bobatbills -2 points-1 points ago

THE POST-DRAMATIC ERA DEMON PINEAPPLES ARE COMING PEOPLE, QUICK TAKE YOUR WIT AWAY FROM HERE AND RIDE THE GOLDEN UNICORN TO JEHOVASUNDA THE LAND OF THE THREE!

[–]aazav -2 points-1 points ago

That's, you fucking idiot.

[–]wsmctigue -2 points-1 points ago

Witty Comment.

[–]discoa1 -3 points-2 points ago

Agreed. Just like.. THIS ONE!

[–]Einstein28 -3 points-2 points ago

Ironic how that has not happened to this post... YET!

[–]supportstaff1 -5 points-4 points ago

Im gonna repost this and get all the karma