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[–]mccscott 60 points61 points ago

The spice must flow..

[–]sleeplessone 2 points3 points ago

This pleases the Navigators guild.

[–]DougLance 13 points14 points ago

There's a Star Wars reference in this comment thread. We must bury it and upvote the Dune reference. The sleeper must awaken.

[–]ratsta 4 points5 points ago

I came here to worship this.

[–]alkapwnee 5 points6 points ago

Such blatant karmawhoring, not even a day passed by...

[–]FINDtheCURE 2 points3 points ago

It's been happening all month :/ Knights of /r/new need to be less forgiving.

[–]dyland62 11 points12 points ago

it is funny no matter which one of them is saying it!

[–]0takuSharkGuy 9 points10 points ago

it's for the greater good!

THE GREATER GOOD

[–]theswiftlaw 1 point2 points ago

THE GREATER GOOD (Hot Fuzz is one of the best movies of all time).

[–]Novelt_Acct 38 points39 points ago

Bring me solo and the wookie..........

[–]ModnaRMC 10 points11 points ago

Reddit is now going to be filled with posts like this

[–]Hyetal 10 points11 points ago

And you know what?

It's your fault.

[–]WTS_BRIDGE 0 points1 point ago

This also pleases our docile, squishy masters.

[–]Contero -4 points-3 points ago

BRAZZERS LOLOLO!LOL!

[–]dissapointedorikface 5 points6 points ago

It reminds me of how I always imagined Leto II in the later Dune books. Huh.

[–]Kyrias 4 points5 points ago

I was going to say it looked what the navigator's guild pilots should have looked like.

[–]mshdptato 2 points3 points ago

"Did you bring me leftovers from your... Cheesecake Factory? ... Gooood."

[–]xmusic 2 points3 points ago

Reminded me of a big daddy and little sister from Bioshock for some weird reason.

[–]headbone 3 points4 points ago

We foresee a slight problem. The Duke's son. We want him killed. I did not say this. I am not here.

[–]mgrifone 3 points4 points ago

STOP REPOSTING!!!

[–]Dolgthvari 2 points3 points ago

Reminds me of an Advisor

http://imgur.com/SVZfn

[–]AnHonestQuestions 4 points5 points ago

Is that the manatee about the kid, or the kid about the manatee?

[–]dannyboylee 1 point2 points ago

It's the Xindi Aquatics!

[–]DrAEnigmatic 1 point2 points ago

Lutefisk!

[–]mccscott 0 points1 point ago

Being Norwegian,I often yell this randomly myself.

[–]wGrey 1 point2 points ago

Azmodan and Leah

[–]duchovny 1 point2 points ago

Post it in the original thread.

Downvoted.

[–]jason28 0 points1 point ago

is that a normal sized mermaid?

[–]bigmac3d 0 points1 point ago

First thing that came to mind for me: What if the glass shatters and the manatee falls onto the girl.

Oh God my brain is a living Final Destination movie.

[–]munge_me_not 0 points1 point ago

When I click the link, I'm getting a naked chick with two pineapples shoved up her ass. Is anyone else seeing this?

[–]Nihtgalan 0 points1 point ago

. . . . . Who is being sacrificed to Whom?

[–]capt_slim 0 points1 point ago

Well she is pretty creepy

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

"What did I tell you about disturbing my Bath, Boonowa tweepi, ha, ha. Now where is Solo?"

[–]the_addict 0 points1 point ago

Spawn more Overlords..

[–]FetchingCrow 0 points1 point ago

Yours is worded and presented better, but I must admit that it lacks originality :{

[–]Baron_Von_D 0 points1 point ago

O freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee
That mordiously hath bitled out its earted jurtles
Into a rancid festering...

[–]bithead 0 points1 point ago

Bring the spice . . .

[–]WhoLovesLou 0 points1 point ago

Probably the fattest manatee I've ever seen. Makes me think of my husband's ex.

Haaaaw. I actually feel some shame for that one..

[–]SoManySpiderWebs 0 points1 point ago

Whenever I see anything with a manatee, I immediately think of this

[–]devilbuddha 0 points1 point ago

PedoManatee

[–]Andrizzleton 0 points1 point ago

Made me think of this

[–]TheBoyYuuu 0 points1 point ago

Jizzed in his pants..

[–]slothcat 0 points1 point ago

Looks like those blobby floating aliens from half life

[–]chickendinosaur 0 points1 point ago

I hear it with a lisp: Thith Sacrifith Pleatheth Me

[–]LurkingAsian 0 points1 point ago

I think I know where this is going...Goosh goosh

[–]RobertJ93 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck is that.

[–]The_Fjordster 0 points1 point ago

Holy fuck! That manatee is not healthy!

[–]Helmet_Icicle -1 points0 points ago

Keep it in the same thread.

[–]Grammar_Nazi_Trappin -1 points0 points ago

Their some very strange looking creatures indeed

[–]dollarglis -1 points0 points ago

That's a lot of sacrifice for one little girl...

[–]twig_is_cunt_smasher -1 points0 points ago

It's the little girl saying this, right?

[–]Butterbaugh64 -2 points-1 points ago

GIVE ME THE BACON SAUCE. this one looks extremely.... juicy >:)