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[–]daave543 40 points41 points ago

this is incredibly cute.

[–]HeatSlinger 8 points9 points ago

Hmm. Too cute.

[–]glitchead 3 points4 points ago

TBH I was waiting for one of the kids in the audience to freak out and start a bloodbath. But yeah, cute.

[–]Melissapants 13 points14 points ago

I absolutely loved the little dancey dance back kick thing. Made my day.

[–]fallingbrick 2 points3 points ago

Me, too! Someone took the time to teach this very young kid a back kick...that's hilarious!

[–]patislow 29 points30 points ago

Please, put a NSFW tag for gore like this.

[–]darkneo86 7 points8 points ago

I almost got fired when I viewed this at work. Shit, people.

[–]Targetshopper4000 18 points19 points ago

as someone who's judged a few small children's tournaments, this is painful to watch. all I see is how much money has probably been bilked from the parents. on the other hand McDojos are usually very iffy on sparring and competition, but a legit place wouldn't have children who don't know any technique spar anyways. I guess more than anything, I'm confused.

[–]Mrzeede 8 points9 points ago

They're having fun and that's all that matters I say.

[–]Wargall 5 points6 points ago

Not when you're being fleeced by an ATA mcdojang it isn't

[–]fallingbrick 0 points1 point ago

These have been spreading like kudzu here in North Carolina. One is near a grocery store I shop at regularly. When I see a parent with a kid in uniform I politely inform them the difference between ATA and WTF (gawd, but isn't THAT an unfortunate acronym).

[–]Wargall 0 points1 point ago

That's why I took up hapkido and not TKD, so many TKD places in the states are watered down, shitty moneygrabs. It's hard to find a legit place.

[–]Bustedpussy 1 point2 points ago

You must be a Lily-type.

[–]Mrzeede 2 points3 points ago

There are no such things as lily-type pokemon, silly.

[–]Bustedpussy 0 points1 point ago

Haha, I was referring to HIMYM, but you win.

[–]TheAsian96 -1 points0 points ago

This is from this Korean TV show, and if I recall correctly, they're both four years old. Four.

[–]Wizuhd 5 points6 points ago

I would be so disappointed if one of these kids were mine

[–]fallingbrick 0 points1 point ago

I think the problem is they were started too young. There are certain gross motor skill prerequisites a child must have before beginning a martial art. Some are ready as early as age 4, others not until age 7.

Some parents don't want to hear this and think martial arts is the way to make those improvements. They just take the kid to the guy down the street who takes anyone's money.

[–]RandomGuy234 5 points6 points ago

This reminds me of how most of the rounds in Toribash with my friend go

[–]GordonMcFreeman 1 point2 points ago

Toribash, ahh... How confusing you were

[–]ToTheUninitiated 3 points4 points ago

"Put him in a body bag, johnny!!"

[–]user_without_a_soul 7 points8 points ago

my eyes cannot comprehend such violence.

[–]s0undwave 8 points9 points ago

They're actually Jedi, force pushing each other the whole time so neither can hit.

[–]E765 3 points4 points ago

I've seen the full video. This is before the heat.

[–]EmmieeRosee 8 points9 points ago

This is the cutest thing I've ever seen.

[–]SugarGirl27 5 points6 points ago

I don't get it... that's how I fight...

[–]blink0r 19 points20 points ago

The spinning back kick from the kid in blue made me spit coffee all over my keyboard.

[–]syscofresh 15 points16 points ago

No it didn't.

[–]Aseconverse 2 points3 points ago

And you just typed that? Hardcore, dude.

[–]Silversol99 2 points3 points ago

I spit coffee at my keyboard to type this because the gif was funny.

[–]TokerCoughin 3 points4 points ago

I was spitting coffee on my keyboard & monitor and this post made me laugh so hard I cleaned it up.

[–]egonomiic 1 point2 points ago

Airbending at its finest.

[–]munnyfish 5 points6 points ago

i dont care if this was reposted. still makes me chortle

[–]VinceViegel 2 points3 points ago

Hate to say it but as a former Tae Kwon Do student, this really is how bad most students are. They can't kick properly and are so uncoordinated that if they do somehow get a kick off, they fall over and die.

[–]fallingbrick 0 points1 point ago

I was fine with most kicks and combos, but two still mess me up: the hook-round combo & tornado-kick. It seems I can either make the kick look really badass...or keep my balance. lol

Still, I go out there and try. Turning hook kick was hard for a while, too.

[–]DMo321Boom 1 point2 points ago

Awesome

[–]GT5Canuck 1 point2 points ago

I blame Double Dragon.

[–]MIRcakes8D 1 point2 points ago

They're break dance fighting!

[–]toclafane 1 point2 points ago

I think I can take them on at the same time and win.

[–]Splazoinka 1 point2 points ago

Rex Kwon Do at it's finest.

[–]Gotsubo 1 point2 points ago

Nah man this is street fighter and they're zoning each other

[–]SimilarImage 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Herbderber 0 points1 point ago

I'm watching this repeatedly in hopes of a sick-ass roundhouse kick eventually.

[–]salehalt 0 points1 point ago

They'd probably whoop my ass any day.

[–]Drsweetcum 0 points1 point ago

We see adorable They see mortal kombat

[–]abiera468 0 points1 point ago

SWEEP THE LEG!!

[–]galipso 0 points1 point ago

LET US TEACH YOU THE DANCE OF OUR PEOPLE

[–]MidnightWombat 0 points1 point ago

FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD

[–]sarahariel17 0 points1 point ago

its incredibly hilarious if you listen to some dubstep whilst watching this gif

[–]Loscolombos 0 points1 point ago

And the winners are the future industry's fire ferrets!

[–]kelly907 0 points1 point ago

That is so cute!

[–]redneck2121 -1 points0 points ago

GAY