clever ad for Germany

druturn · 5 months

Maybe I am just stupid, but GOD DAMN this ad could have used some punctuation marks! My brain tried to read it as one long sentence with a shit ton of adjectives and nouns, but absolutely no verbs. Get some colons up in this bitch!

jonosvision · 5 months

Thanks imgur, because of your glitch i just spent 5 minutes looking for german words in a league of legends screen shot.

YNot1989 · 5 months

Must America point out once again that we have a Biracial President, Irish-Catholic VP, Female Secretary of State, and an Orange Speaker of the House?

_Personage · 5 months

So confused.... I see a League of Legends post-game screen.

AnomalyNexus · 5 months

Rehosted for those what can't access it: http://i.imgur.com/AaGfW.jpg

slyder565 · 5 months

Truly tolerant people don't feel the need to brag about how tolerant they are.

soylent_absinthe · 5 months

Why I detest the "diversity" movement - you tout someone's differences instead of their strengths.

"Oh YEAH? Well MY president is blacker than YOUR president!"

SRaff922 · 5 months

I think "get over it, it's been 70 years" is a far better slogan for Germany.

Salacha · 5 months

What is this ad trying to prove? That German people shouldn't move?

ancvz · 5 months

Damn I'd really love to try my luck in Germany.

agdoll · 5 months

Ich mag

im_makingfunofyou · 5 months

President BLACK

Secretary of State FEMALE

Vice President RETARDED

Your move, Germany.

doasyoupleaseorelse · 5 months

And all these things are irrelevant to actually running the country.

It seems they totally left out blacks with blond hair, albinos, and 6 fingered people. Only when Germany has people like that running it will I really want to move there. /s

RunningInSquares · 5 months

According to imgur, Germany is advertising for League of Legends now.

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yesukai · 5 months

Yeah, where in the US we just have a black president, female secretary of state, and 3 openly gay members of congress.

This image was stupid last time it was posted, and it's still stupid now.

Blunkus · 5 months

Yeah last time I checked, the US does not have ads to convince people to live here...

zaner · 5 months

Ich liebe Deutschland

DieFappy · 5 months

This is one giant repost. Plus, our health minister is now our secretary of commerce.

malvoliosf · 5 months

Yeah, too bad other countries don't advance people on the basis of sex, orientation, and national origin.

Tehadam · 5 months

As an American, I wouldn't mind living in Germany. Seems like a lovely place.

Adrexani · 5 months

well its official, imgur is fucking up, i'm getting something to do with gaming and not germans

WindSandStars · 5 months

WHAT IS HAPPENING

mayonesa · 5 months

ETHNIC GERMANS: REMOVED

appletart · 5 months

This ad makes it seem like they've overcome disabilities.

ImpairmentLoss · 5 months

This is so stupid.

Sadist · 5 months

lol @ all the americans getting butthurt and waving their dicks trying to prove the ad wrong.

lonelygamer · 5 months

The image shows up as an I-phone background confirmation. weird. it used to be the Poster everyone is talking about. Maybe I'm crazy.

LurkIMYourFather · 5 months

And just to make it clear, the foreign minister is a loser and the health minister is a wimp.

Canuck_in_Ger · 5 months

Right - its trying to convince Germans to stay in Germany?! That's why its in English.

A_Moist_Towelette · 5 months

Repost, grumble...grumble.

ThomasRaith · 5 months

Well, if my close study of movies and television shows is any indicator, here in the US all of our judges and chiefs of police are black. So there!

IzziTheEpic · 5 months

Am I the only one who sees a goddamn I-phone background? Is imgur messing up?

Hi_Im_Insanity · 5 months

And it's in English...

Ekiph · 5 months

Yeah, until you see their video game laws...

drshavargo · 5 months

For a second I thought it was all one sentence so I was just like "wat".

adamzep91 · 5 months

Yes... very clever. (What came up when I clicked it.)

[deleted] · 5 months

I'd love to move to Germany, I doubt they would give me a visa to stay though. Anything to get out of this shitty backwards country I'm in now.

[deleted] · 5 months

Yes, Font size. Interesting.

Pomnom · 5 months

Well, technically the "health minister" can not be a Vietnamese. Maybe ex-Vietnamese or former-Vietnamese (I don't know the correct term) but I bet he/she has gone through neutralization process and became a German.

Multisyllabic · 5 months

Clever? More like unintelligible.

cherryjuiceandvodka · 5 months

the australian version would be:

female, atheist, unmarried, immigrant prime minister female, lesbian, mother, malaysian-chinese heritage, immigrant finance minister female govenor-general

if you live in tasmania it's plausible practically every one of your elected officials is female, same with QLD and NSW until recent elections. local councillor > state mp > premier. also federal mp > prime minister.

sgtcotrez · 5 months

President black?

xeonrage · 5 months

oh, this pic again

[deleted] · 5 months

Why would it be weird for a country to have leaders that represented the nations majority

Sturmgewehr · 5 months

As a white straight male, I can tell you my homosexual, female, minority counterparts do a better job than me no matter what in all skill sets. I am where I am today because I'm just part of the larger conspiracy. Praise them.

thenewfrost · 5 months

Germany: Where punctuation isn't a thing.

HyperSpaz · 5 months

America can have Angie, Guido and Fipsi if they like. We're done with them.

AgentUmlaut · 5 months

Bah America's immigration woes is to Germans' racism towards Turks yawn

heiter · 5 months

I am not from Germany but from Austria.

America is the land of opportunity for the rich. In Germany you can make something out of yourself with no money at all but skill. This is not true for america. The social mobility in the US is pathetic. But keep lying yourself you are #1. That way you dont have to face your weaknesses, you dont have to change, to improve. After all you are #1 in your imagination.

I had the chance to to work for a short while in america and never have i met so bigoted, hateful and backward people.

deathbytray · 5 months

And you think America is the land of opportunity?

Let's see...

Current president, African-American.
Next president, Mormon.
Previous president, mentally challanged.
One before that, a chubby chaser.

So, yes. I think we still are.

BagOnuts · 5 months

Germany actively bans books, games and video games. I don't think a government that forbids media to its population is at the forefront of creating "opportunity," no matter how many gay people are government officials...

he_cried_out_WTF · 5 months

This ad would have been so much easier to read with the clever use of colons.

baskin09 · 5 months

Yes, because as we all know Germany has a long history of tolerance

Popcorn1308 · 5 months

this picture has already been posted years ago!

darthn3ss · 5 months

I'll volunteer to move there.

blueb34r · 5 months

we had this picture some months ago!

Mein_Tarnaccount · 5 months

And all of them crappy politicians.

FreshFruitCup · 5 months

Goddammit. that sign needs commas.

speedy_slowzales · 5 months

If you are born in Germany you do not get German citizenship. I wonder how the Vietnamese guy became German.

SPAZZEH · 5 months

Ok. You hiring?

JediMasterSam · 5 months

African wildlife?

Gthetrololo · 5 months

Not to troll but.....REPOST!

SimplyAmusing · 5 months

Repost

AJMorgan · 5 months

So I'm guessing this isn't the right picture?

Vaethin · 5 months

Eh, Circlejerkmilitia freaking everywhere these days?

[deleted] · 5 months

It's a trap!

RobertJ93 · 5 months

I read it all as one sentence and was confused as fuck. It's all good now though.

socreana · 5 months

Not to forget: they are all from the conservative parties.

theanswar · 5 months

Isn't it exceptionally difficult to become a citizen of Deutschland?

tu_quoque · 5 months

What's this ad's context? Is Germany seriously recruiting American workers?

brandoncordell · 5 months

Did anyone else read that as one long sentence? C'mon designer, use some fucking contrast.

The_Pourne_Ultimatum · 5 months

So is Germany trying to increase emigration from English speaking countries?

aakaakaak · 5 months

America:

President - Black

Vice President - Mentally Challenged

Secretary of State - Lesbian

Yes, I do think America is the land of opportunity.

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