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[–]nessplanet64 52 points53 points ago

You must be a girl.

[–]HelmsDeep 31 points32 points ago

A very loud annoying girl perhaps?

[–]baitingforyears -1 points0 points ago

How does she have friends?

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

Or a flamboyant...

[–]Drewcifur 2 points3 points ago

How does one make a link like the one you made good sir?

[–]FridayKnight_ 1 point2 points ago

It's already a website.

[–]Drewcifur 0 points1 point ago

I meant, linking it without copy pasting the website name.

I'm not very techsavvy.

[–]FridayKnight_ 2 points3 points ago

Click formatting help under the comment box. It gives you a bunch of other things too.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

What is she wearing?

[–]nikocujo 6 points7 points ago

Give Elaine a break. It was the early 90s.

[–]DrShit 1 point2 points ago

whats a pantry

[–]mrdoink20 1 point2 points ago

That woman has such diddy feet!

[–]shoffing 3 points4 points ago

IMGUR IS BROKEN

[–]AndrewNeo 2 points3 points ago

RES is broken, not imgur.

[–]jeremiahbarnes 1 point2 points ago

Actually, imgur's api is broken, not RES. It just so happens that RES is the user of said api.

[–]JFoggers 1 point2 points ago

Turn off RES

[–]alejo699 4 points5 points ago

Do you then do rock-paper-scissors to see who gets to pee first?

[–]Smellypotato 1 point2 points ago

I hate people like you

[–]JediMasterSam 0 points1 point ago

Grand theft auto??

[–]queefy 0 points1 point ago

why didn't y'all go together?

[–]OmeletteHoarder 0 points1 point ago

Damn .gifs not loading! Good thing I have watched my share of Seinfeld!!

[–]AlwaysScreaming 0 points1 point ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[–]ImAmericanfuckyou 0 points1 point ago

Damn. I like George's kicks

[–]IAmLamby 0 points1 point ago

I don't believe in having friends.

[–]jakeyjake247 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for happiness

[–]karlito9 0 points1 point ago

I think the joke is that the redditor is implying it goes to parties

[–]hellomynameis9 0 points1 point ago

how good of friends could you all be if you don't know that you're all going to be at the same place?

[–]growlingbear -1 points0 points ago

I was listening to Obladi Oblada when I clicked on this. It fit well.

[–]brningpyre -1 points0 points ago

Please use /r/reactiongifs instead.

[–]MIRcakes8D -1 points0 points ago

Watching this show right now XD

[–]Alucard100 -1 points0 points ago

teenage girls I'm guessing.

[–]murph3122 -1 points0 points ago

you capitalized friends which made me think of the show, then used a gif from Seinfeld...whoa

[–]too_many_penises -1 points0 points ago

This post reminds me of every awful tumblr ever.

[–]Komshiya -1 points0 points ago

Wow. I hate you.

[–]feckineejit -1 points0 points ago

Oh so you are those annoying kids at parties

[–]doinkus -2 points-1 points ago

George is goin' in and gettin' some.

[–]SuperGandolf6 -2 points-1 points ago

female

[–]sgtpppr -3 points-2 points ago

"When my Friends and I see each other at the circuit party"

[–]jakersbossman -3 points-2 points ago

If this is anywhere close to being accurate, I'm sure everyone else at the party wishes you didn't show up.