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[–]CookPu 19 points20 points ago

No you won't. No balls.

[–]silentsighs493 8 points9 points ago

I hope your username is true and you're a midget. please be a midget and do this. and video.

[–]LusciousDanielle 0 points1 point ago

Is it horrible that in my head this walk reminded me of a little person speed-walking?...

[–]reddit_on_hardmode 22 points23 points ago

Because keeping your composure, and acting with a little class and dignity is for losers!

[–]Platinum1211 2 points3 points ago

Oh, youre gunna be that asshole? Cool. Have fun man.

[–]M0b1u5 2 points3 points ago

You'd be an absolute idiot, then! Wicked bro!

[–]Ukraineisnotyetdead 1 point2 points ago

Hooray! I'm going to be unemployed! ... graduation is nothing to be celebrated, midgetfury...

[–]amazoncon 1 point2 points ago

How you gonna walk while you're giving it back?

[–]scubadivingzoo 1 point2 points ago

your elementary school diploma?

[–]dillonflynn 4 points5 points ago

When you're a Crip, you're a Crip all the way

From your first Swisher Sweet to your last dyin' day

[–]YKWDPM 1 point2 points ago

If you had any class, you'd do it like this.

[–]adamzep91 0 points1 point ago

I sure hope so... (NSFW) (What appeared for me when I clicked it..)

[–]Nerostein 1 point2 points ago

That's what I got. This kind of shit has been happening all day.

[–]Auflodern 0 points1 point ago

[–]preske 0 points1 point ago

if they had white tshirts they could pass for penguins

[–]mookler 0 points1 point ago

You're still a long ways away

[–]slimbruddah 0 points1 point ago

lol at white guy

[–]Chapps 0 points1 point ago

That's what one of the kids in my school did, he weighs like 280 pounds and walked up like a pimp.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

This is how I would walk when I got my diploma

IF I WAS RECEIVING ONE!!!!

[–]all_knowing_fish 0 points1 point ago

Because they obviously have there diploma too?

[–]Inktastic 0 points1 point ago

I feel like the effect will be lost with graduation robes.

[–]rampagingshenanigans 0 points1 point ago

Was anticipating Ministry of Silly Walks reference

[–]USxMARINE 0 points1 point ago

Source?

[–]TimTheEskimo 0 points1 point ago

[–]toughluck1 0 points1 point ago

I got my diploma yesterday, some kid did a silly dance routine collecting his, specs fell off his face, had to pick it up with his butt to the crowd and bowed deeply when he shook the "special one that gives you your diploma"..

[–]LusciousDanielle 0 points1 point ago

Imagine yourself dressed in traditional cap and gown... without the context of their "urban" clothing, you're just going to look like you have bow-legs and shit your pants.

[–]Spidooshify 0 points1 point ago

Don't. Life sucks after high school

[–]VIIX 0 points1 point ago

Soooo you're going to walk like Charlie Chaplin?

[–]Nathanhoff 0 points1 point ago

It looks like the ghetto march of the penguins

[–]MadManuel 0 points1 point ago

You're going to walk like you have a large turd resting in your underoos?

[–]Yatagasaru 0 points1 point ago

We shall do this leans in closer and whispers together.....

[–]LunchMasterFlex -1 points0 points ago

Pics or it didn't happen.