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[–]quietrepentance 667 points668 points ago

Congratulations, you somehow managed to make this even creepier.

[–]blackmang 76 points77 points ago

OP's is amusing, LazyEights' is straight up creepy.

[–]honestlyimeanreally 5 points6 points ago

They're looking directly into my very soul.

[–]ScottCarmichael 5 points6 points ago

Silly Redditor. You have no soul. It is why you are here...

[–]CannedBeef 2 points3 points ago

Think to yourself: If you bought a dog, which would you rather have him look like?

[–]BDaught 24 points25 points ago

Well neither one I want to wake up to hanging on my wall...

[–]i_rarely_sleep 5 points6 points ago

Especially if you didn't put it there.

[–]karltee 16 points17 points ago

In the version that the OP posted, the human body-dog face reminded me of this b/c of the eyes.

[–]factoid_ 5 points6 points ago

Reminded me of this.

[–]frodwith 1 point2 points ago

The gif is creepier than either of them.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 43 points44 points ago

Now the dog's face looks like it got shaved and acousticmind looks like a character from The Simpsons.

[–]ern19 1 point2 points ago

You assume that the human posted this? You've obviously never seen my dog use photoshop.

Racist.

[–]acousticmind[S] 443 points444 points ago

Lovely, now I look like a chimpanzee with jaundice, have an upvote.

[–]serendipitymairead 42 points43 points ago

Would love to see the original!

[–]ISeeYouuu 63 points64 points ago

My god, I can't tell what is more beautiful here. The dog, the man or the obvious bond between the two of them. Either way, I would definitely creep-stare behind my sunglasses at you in public.

[–]kobish 8 points9 points ago

relevant username

[–]oshen 242 points243 points ago

get thee to r/LadyBoners/

[–]ipossessfetishes 32 points33 points ago

I second that.

[–]OpinionatedSouthern 18 points19 points ago

Have a third!

[–]shalafi71 9 points10 points ago

Thought OP was homey or funny lookin' till I saw the original. Hawt. No homo.

[–]desmondao 57 points58 points ago

Funny how women suggest it so often and get upboats, but when guys suggest girls should post to /r/gonewild they end up with -50 karma :P.

[–]oshen 136 points137 points ago

because r/ladyboners =/= r/gonewild but r/gentlemanboners/

(1) gonewild is gender neutral though skewed (ed, thnx thor)

(2) the OP's moobs aren't hanging out

[–]saintjoe303 79 points80 points ago

I an currently in a Japanese restaurant, and read that as radyboners... And I raffed.

[–]spazmodic- 11 points12 points ago

Just wait until they hear you talking about the gentle man-boners

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

RoR

[–]Damiend 19 points20 points ago

=/=

!=

[–]HigherFive 9 points10 points ago

I ain't no compiler, son.

[–]shortyjacobs 1 point2 points ago

=/= != !=

[–]Disconcerted 1 point2 points ago

<>

[–]NicolaeDebevec 2 points3 points ago

Explain r/ladybonersgw then.

[–]rabbidpanda 72 points73 points ago

One is calling someone handsome, the other is asking to see someone's tits.

[–]FatCat433 1 point2 points ago

"My what handsome tits you have."

[–]barker279 38 points39 points ago

/r/gonewild is far more pornographic. /r/ladyboners and /r/gentlemenboners are for sexy people doing sexy poses. Like OP for example. I'm not gay or anything but dayum, this guy gives RPG a run for his money.

[–]Morphdog9819 2 points3 points ago

a run for his money

I see what you did there.

[–]Bloodfeastisleman 8 points9 points ago

It would be creepy if she asked him to post to /r/ladybonersgw

[–]autopsi 1 point2 points ago

 /r/ladyboners

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

I can't stop seeing the dog face on yours. WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN.

[–]DoorIntoSummer 1 point2 points ago

True. I'm afraid that the part of my brain that is responsible for human face recognition got so confused that now there is no way back. What if I'll start

[–]happypolychaetes 6 points7 points ago

You...have a nice jaw.

[–]Cynikal818 27 points28 points ago

Brace yourself...the girlies are coming.

EDIT: holy shit dude...6000 people upvoted this within 1 hour. You either have great timing or are possessing incredible sorcery.

[–]acousticmind[S] 37 points38 points ago

Yes, I am also surprised at the retarded amount of upvotes this got. No sorcery involved.

edit: this is also killing my productivity at work today.

[–]Legerdemain0 7 points8 points ago

What line of work are you in?

[–]acousticmind[S] 19 points20 points ago

Graphic designer, forcibly!

[–]readysetPAUSE 3 points4 points ago

that explains the awesome shop job! Yours is the first really good / blended faceswap i've seen :D

[–]ended_world 1 point2 points ago

Apologies for being a pest, but what would be your preference for employment, ideally?

[–]acousticmind[S] 1 point2 points ago

Are you offering me work? :) Ideally, I could work for myself, have a good client base and build a company which could specialize in motion design.

[–]supersaijinkyle 1 point2 points ago

Who needs productivity at work on a Friday, especially if you are in the US with this being a holiday weekend.

[–]TheEpicTortoise 1 point2 points ago

Possibly both.

[–]ended_world 6 points7 points ago

That second sunrise shot of your dog in the snow is truly gorgeous... And the serious look on her face is awesome... Do you have more? If so, dare I ask for an album?

[–]acousticmind[S] 5 points6 points ago

Ask, and you shall receive.

Thanks, she's pretty photogenic, more so than myself I reckon.

[–]Bethurz 5 points6 points ago

While that is a pretty photogenic dog, the only way to prove that she's more photogenic than you is to post more photos of yourself.

[–]MozartTheCat 1 point2 points ago

...for science.

[–]ended_world 1 point2 points ago

You, Sir, are a saint among men. Thank you kindly! Those are some beautiful shots and your dog is an amazing creature in the snow and cold. To waste more of your productivity, is she a specific breed? Or just a beautifully arranged melange of canine genetics (mutt)?

[–]rocn 4 points5 points ago

Aren't you that guy who is with Megan Fox?

[–]Kevingreenville 4 points5 points ago

Ummm... I wanna see more pictures of the guy.

[–]pussy_muncher 15 points16 points ago

i guess i'll go ahead and be that person to type " /r/ladyboners "

[–]Elismo 25 points26 points ago

You go ahead and do that, pussy_muncher.

[–]skakruk 3 points4 points ago

Lol you are really handsome bro, with that reverse-edited picture LazyEights did it was impossible to tell...

[–]AxMAY_ 2 points3 points ago

absolutely gorgeous ! :)

[–]ItsaGDtravesty 1 point2 points ago

The dog still looks human to me

[–]jenniferocious 1 point2 points ago

Beautiful dog, good looking guy, upvotes for you. :)

[–]deemahh 1 point2 points ago

To ladyboners you go!!

[–]KingLatifah 8 points9 points ago

You have an upvote for the mental image of an icteric troglodyte.

[–]awwkward 5 points6 points ago

Don't worry, you keep getting sunlight like you are in the picture and your jaundice will clear up in no time!

[–]fishistheice 20 points21 points ago

They look like characters in Oblivion now

[–]greenyellowbird 4 points5 points ago

This is why I love the internet.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

i fucking hope not

[–]superficial32 2 points3 points ago

I only came to the comments to ask someone to face swap the face swap.

TY for that.

[–]hotmix 2 points3 points ago

Nightmare fuel

[–]shriek 5 points6 points ago

I can confirm that's exactly how OP looks like.

[–]kelseyxiv 7 points8 points ago

[–]thornforrest 10 points11 points ago

Why?

[–]buttholevirus 11 points12 points ago

karma

[–]POSTS_GIFS 308 points309 points ago

[–]Opherian_Neyresth 98 points99 points ago

Mother of god...

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]desmondao 1 point2 points ago

Kinky.

[–]kelseyxiv 49 points50 points ago

Mars Attacks anyone?

[–]madeintheuk 9 points10 points ago

YAK YAK

[–]AcousticPoontang 42 points43 points ago

Thank god that didn't have sound...

[–]vsal 35 points36 points ago

In my head I heard Paris saying "Nerm. Nerm nerm nerm. Nermy nerm."

[–]your_penis 1 point2 points ago

Clearly, the dog is blurting out a uncompromising "blehhhhhh"

and Paris is sputtering "hah mah mah" repeatedly, ad nauseum, forevermore

[–]jherazob 24 points25 points ago

I never imagined i would say this, but i love this Paris Hilton photo

[–]TheEpicTortoise 1 point2 points ago

It seems so... fitting.

[–]rya11111 3 points4 points ago

ಠ_ಠ .. why does this exist

[–]Net_Bastard 1 point2 points ago

It fits better.

[–]zebuilin 1 point2 points ago

I don't see a difference.

[–]anexanhume 122 points123 points ago

God damn that's creepy.

[–]down_vote_magnet 42 points43 points ago

I know, the dog-man is staring into the very core of my soul.

He looks like an uruk-hai from LOTR.

[–]seagramsextradrygin 38 points39 points ago

Man-dog looks wise and possibly even a reliable tribe leader. Dog-man is his (beloved) paranoid, erratic lackey who will one day accidentally kill the young female sweetheart of the tribe in a fit of confusion. Man-dog will have to make the hard decision to euthanize dog-man. It will crush him emotionally, but man-dog is a good leader and he will do what is best for the tribe.

[–]dakatabri 10 points11 points ago

Which one's a dog-man and which is the man-dog?

[–]fl0w 21 points22 points ago

It's almost as bad as the creepy Animorphs books covers

[–]Not_a_Clue 23 points24 points ago

YES! I knew I wasn't the only one who thought this. I never read those, but this is a perfect example.

[–]ajsatx 55 points56 points ago

That cover is wrong though, I remember they always wore leotards because their clothes kept ripping.

Also this

[–]ejeebs 10 points11 points ago

That second step looks like Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

[–]HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO 2 points3 points ago

It's like those creepy ass dogs with human bodies from Sesame Street....shudder

[–]raging_asshole 2 points3 points ago

I think a lot of the creepiness comes from the fact that he matched the tones afterwards.

[–]frasier_crane 1 point2 points ago

Agree. Dog-man is the creepiest creature I've seen today. And I've been on the internet for a while.

[–]pinabusch 2 points3 points ago

you took the words right out of my post

[–]funkin 1 point2 points ago

logged in just to upvote you! happy cake day! why not, Zoidberg?

[–]KrikkitRabbit 46 points47 points ago

Is it bad that I read that as "my Face-day cake-swap" before I even saw the picture?

[–]acousticmind[S] 65 points66 points ago

And that title would have been dyslexically delightful.

[–]SharkBaitDLS 19 points20 points ago

I am totally tickled by your clever consonance.

[–]CreativelyBland 17 points18 points ago

Alliteration. Get your poetry straight.

[–]SharkBaitDLS 10 points11 points ago

D'oh! It's been a while since I've done any poetry analysis. I'm thoroughly ashamed.

[–]readysetPAUSE 9 points10 points ago

actually you're right too! Alliteration is a special case of consonance =p

[–]Octavian0 1 point2 points ago

Saved by a friendly redditor.

[–]tellhersafe 4 points5 points ago

Is it bad that I had to read this several times before I realized what was wrong?

[–]coolaidsgrape 27 points28 points ago

WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT!

[–]TitusAndroidicus 12 points13 points ago

Where'syo head at! Where'syo head at-at-at-at-at-at-at!

[–]pocket_sized_koala 1 point2 points ago

First thing that played in my head when I saw this. Thank you.

[–]SBoots 6 points7 points ago

A friend of mine merged my face with my Bullmastiffs lol

clicky for image

[–]Yid 10 points11 points ago

You're your own best friend.

[–]deemahh 1 point2 points ago

I'm a mog! Half man half dog!

[–]Captainpatch 17 points18 points ago

They look like those kangaroo people from Tank Girl.

[–]YoureMyBoyBloo 14 points15 points ago

A tear came to my eye realizing I was not the only person on earth to have watched that movie.

[–]JenReeRee 7 points8 points ago

I love that movie!

[–]grimpoteuthis 1 point2 points ago

You're not alone.

[–]dat_penguin 11 points12 points ago

[–]GeneralWarts 9 points10 points ago

Reminds me of Korn's Word up music video.

Edit: Could be considered NSFW, just realized they visit a clothed strip joint at the end.

[–]rotato 2 points3 points ago

Who would watch a music video till the end while at work?

[–]Mark0Sky 3 points4 points ago

Fixed the exposure a bit: http://i.imgur.com/zvoPq.jpg

[–]too_many_secrets 28 points29 points ago

Nice job! And happy cake day! :)

[–]Wargall 36 points37 points ago

It's your cake day too! You two should touch wieners.

[–]too_many_secrets 2 points3 points ago

Hahaha...I laughed way too fucking hard at this. Thanks and cheers! ;) Oh, and the name is an anagram....go watch the movie Sneakers. :)

[–]acousticmind[S] 21 points22 points ago

Likewise, cake comrade!

[–]acousticmind[S] 9 points10 points ago

I ... I ...

Is it possible we were lovers in a previous life?

[–]Sir_upvotesalot 7 points8 points ago

That was every bit as creepy as the op's photo.

[–]xHowla 1 point2 points ago

I'll jump in and make this a threesome!

[–]brozillafirefox 5 points6 points ago

Don't know about you guys, but it looks like a vampire from buffy the vampire slayer and an animorph.

[–]myname1srico 6 points7 points ago

That's illegal in some states you know..

[–]Smile_Y 1 point2 points ago

wut

[–]asabreeze 2 points3 points ago

[–]popcorn8123 2 points3 points ago

how do you face swap any way?

[–]clownfart123 2 points3 points ago

Looks like something from the show Grimm

[–]Toxyoi 2 points3 points ago

Shhh. I don't think anyone besides us likes Grimm.

[–]albertoo45 1 point2 points ago

Now we just need to come up with some weird hardly pronounceable German name for the new Wesen.

[–]clownfart123 1 point2 points ago

jagermeistenschnitzleausfaht

[–]albertoo45 1 point2 points ago

PERFECT!!!

[–]stickininyoureye 19 points20 points ago

Happy cake day, cake pal!

[–]acousticmind[S] 12 points13 points ago

Merci, à toi aussi :)

[–]meeanne 6 points7 points ago

Upvote for how uncomfortable that made me.

[–]Falmarri 6 points7 points ago

I think you somehow found your way out of /r/pics . Don't worry though, it's a common mistake.

[–]redmongrel 3 points4 points ago

NIGHTMARE FUEL

[–]urnlint 1 point2 points ago

Came here to say this.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I typically dont sign in to reddit at the office,

But when I do, its to upvote something this awesome.

[–]TSolo315 1 point2 points ago

Mother of god.

[–]rjsanch67 1 point2 points ago

Haha that could be an Animorphs cover

[–]toberman 1 point2 points ago

photoshopped.

[–]BrewedLord 1 point2 points ago

My new creepy wallpaper...

[–]sammers1 1 point2 points ago

phd2k1 boo! hilarious! FRONT PAGE ALL DAY ALL DAY. Great job

[–]m1kepro 1 point2 points ago

If my dog had your dog's face, I'd shave it's ass and teach it to walk backwards.

[–]yourafagyourafag 1 point2 points ago

I thought you said the faces were swapped.

[–]xHowla 1 point2 points ago

Happy cake day brother! We're twins :)

[–]YoureNotGayYourMomIs 1 point2 points ago

Where's YOUR cake day face swap?

[–]HomerJunior 1 point2 points ago

Pretty impressive face swap, but downvoted because fuck your cake day.

[–]RabbleRabble668 1 point2 points ago

I applaud your face swapping abilities OP, I am very impressed.

[–]terrorsells 1 point2 points ago

As long as people keep posting face swaps, I will keep upvoting them.

[–]VetaRikz 1 point2 points ago

Just tested! This is fapable! I repeat this is fapable! FAP AWAY!

[–]bobbyllama 2 points3 points ago

Good work man. Cheers to your cake day.

[–]Crux315 4 points5 points ago

This subreddit is completely ruined.

[–]zodiaclawl 1 point2 points ago

Context: Fyllehund(literally "drunken dog") is an alternate way to call someone a drunk. The infomercial is about how you shouldn't drive in the morning after a night of drinking.

[–]BladeMN 1 point2 points ago

Creepy but awesome!

[–]lebowskisweater 2 points3 points ago

fire. kill them both with it.

[–]drak0 3 points4 points ago

You're looking a little ruff...

[–]Uniboximus 2 points3 points ago

That was doggone awful

[–]harry_waters 1 point2 points ago

That's not the Esplanade in Boston is it?

[–]orm518 1 point2 points ago

Had the same thought. Damn, we're both wrong. Looked like the Longfellow.

[–]acousticmind[S] 4 points5 points ago

Nope, it's on the bank of the St-Lawrence river in Montréal. Her favorite walking spot.

[–]Trolls-Gone-Wild 1 point2 points ago

This is fucking terrifying.

[–]ffhanger 1 point2 points ago

this immediately came to mind:

word up!

[–]Fakyall 1 point2 points ago

How are you so far down?!?!?!?!?!

[–]Wargall 1 point2 points ago

...Panthro?

[–]garrow10 1 point2 points ago

Man has bandaid on index finger.....can't be unseen

[–]acousticmind[S] 8 points9 points ago

Man tore a ligament in his index while taking his pants off a couple weeks prior to this photo being taken.

[–]Fazaman 6 points7 points ago

Man tore a ligament in his index while taking his pants off

Might want to take a closer look at your technique of taking pants off. I think you're doing it wrong.

[–]fruitstripezebra 1 point2 points ago

My dad tore his rotator cuff picking up a pillow. You two should be friends.

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[–]jimx117 1 point2 points ago

Holy hell that is creepy. Like a fursona IRL. shivers

[–]Avril14th 1 point2 points ago

OP looks hot. Requesting original photo, you know, for science...

[–]Zuken 1 point2 points ago

This is my new background for our work computer

[–]Monster-_- 1 point2 points ago

Front page and the post isn't even old enough to show a score yet. Good job, op!

[–]jakersbossman 1 point2 points ago

Downvote for "cake-day."

[–]MelbaSnax -1 points0 points ago

Creepy....as....hell.

[–]kitteh-saur 1 point2 points ago

That is truly horrifying.

[–]pom1234 2 points3 points ago

Note to self- face swapping makes you ugly. OP went from a 4 to 8

[–]Half-Light 1 point2 points ago

HOLY MOTHER OF UPVOTES PLEASE HAVE ONE

[–]bdubdab 0 points1 point ago

Have an upvote, so this will be hidden and I'll never have to see it again. Except in my nightmares.