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[–]hacksoncode 20 points21 points ago

Hey, it's a Genuine Stick Brand stick.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I would be the person to buy it for $49.99 and then realize it's a snowman boner when I got home.

[–]kegar 1 point2 points ago

You'll have to get the snowman to flex

[–]SarahHeartzUnicorns 2 points3 points ago

This particular design of Stick Brand sticks are the stickiest Stick sticks of all Stick sticks.

[–]ACHoax 14 points15 points ago

Is Apple branching off into the snowman market?

[–]TheInternetHivemind 16 points17 points ago

branching

Heh.

But to answer your question, no. There is no "i" anywhere in the product name.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

iStick: You can point, Make a snowman's arm, Poke at dead things and holds as many songs as you can play by beating it on things.

iStick 2: Now makes phone calls *

*two year contract to only one carrier required.

[–]KiLLaKRaGGy 7 points8 points ago

to be fair, that is the perfect snow man arm

[–]ztarlite 6 points7 points ago

These things should come in pairs!

[–]gtrogers 7 points8 points ago

You need the Snowman Arm DLC pack. Get the second arm for only $9.95

[–]adarvesh0 5 points6 points ago

With new snowman elite.

[–]Sinavestia 4 points5 points ago

Preorder now and you get the collectors edition, Containing special concept art and a limited edition figurine.

[–]MegaSuperAwesome1214 1 point2 points ago

Huh. So that's what happens when we donate our bodies to science.

[–]Warbond 1 point2 points ago

Maybe I've been spending too much time on /r/diablo3 but this looks likes the sort of shit you see on the Auction House all the time.

[–]jamesfordsawyer 1 point2 points ago

I'll take 8! Zoidberg is finally becoming the crafty consumer.

[–]2goodforyou 1 point2 points ago

Awesome, I'll buy that when the Nigerian Prince gets back to me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Why did you pin the paper to a table?

[–]DoucheBagMD[S] -1 points0 points ago

it was on a wall in art class

[–]Boomtowner 0 points1 point ago

You can get that for half the price in a van off of colfax.

[–]weelluuuu 0 points1 point ago

We burn the eye's @ r/blacksmith

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

i'm pretty sure dass dies ein falsches gesicht

[–]webchimp32 0 points1 point ago

Now there's a holiday season business opportunity, a couple of sticks,a carrot, two pieces of coal and the hat of your choice in a bag.

Be plenty of idiots that bought them.

[–]opie92 0 points1 point ago

Should sell it for 3 easy payments of 19.99.

[–]munge_me_not 0 points1 point ago

When I click the link, I'm getting a naked chick with two pineapples shoved up her ass. Is anyone else seeing this?

[–]kathrynlynnx3 0 points1 point ago

this is so cute

[–]Babysealkllr 0 points1 point ago

I think you're mistaken, that's a snowman's dick not an arm. Take some anatomy classes.

[–]cbfw86 0 points1 point ago

It's funny to me because I use the Diablo 3 Auction House.

[–]Urizen23 0 points1 point ago

This is how I feel about day 1 DLC.

[–]shamroxx 0 points1 point ago

'includes elbow' is really what makes it.

[–]Rjhoward16 0 points1 point ago

I hear that these things go for really high prices on the black market. $49.99 is a steal!

[–]bluesexplosionATTACK 3 points4 points ago

More like bark market. Amirite? ehhhh

[–]TheInternetHivemind 2 points3 points ago

And the hivemind took pity upon bluesexexplosionATTACK, and did not condemn him to negative karma, but instead delivered him to positive karma.

[–]bluesexplosionATTACK 0 points1 point ago

<beaten and in a fetal position>bless you hivemind...bless you

[–]TheInternetHivemind 1 point2 points ago

I expect a religion out of this...

sees original comment is back at 0

Well I suppose frequent ritual sacrifices will do.

[–]guyguy23 -2 points-1 points ago

[–]Grammar_Nazi_Trappin -1 points0 points ago

You can sell anything online. Their will always be someone stupid enough too buy it.

[–]Odusei 4 points5 points ago

Ve grammar nazis are not amused by your antics, trapper.

[–]safesexedu -1 points0 points ago

All you have to do to rack in the dough is to say it's the arm from a snowman (insert famous person's name) built.

[–]guyguy23 -1 points0 points ago

Sorry no deal, I need two.

[–]Wrequiemzerg -1 points0 points ago

Every time i buy something i could have built or made

[–]I_am_NOT_IronMan -1 points0 points ago

I'd rather die the way I know Hugh Hefner will.

[–]Jezio -1 points0 points ago

I dunno what you're talking about, OP. As a guy who's just come from /r/AdviceAnimals' boobstorm yesterday, all I can see is real-looking boobs.

[–]BruderTuck -1 points0 points ago

I got one before it was cool...

[–]Xvalai -1 points0 points ago

Do you accept checks? If so, to whom do I make it out to?

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[–]klnh13 0 points1 point ago

It's stupid to create funny original content and then post it on r/funny…? Interesting.