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[–]jake_newton 48 points49 points ago

How in the hell is THAT gonna quench your thirst?

[–]frobischer 33 points34 points ago

"I've got a thirst that only a throat full of hair can quench!"

[–]BilliardKing 52 points53 points ago

throat full of hare?

[–]JBHUTT09 8 points9 points ago

Read it in that psychotic llama's voice when he said "My stomach was making the rumblies that only hands could satisfy." Made it so much better.

[–]jimbo_akimbo 2 points3 points ago

Caaaaaaaaarllll!

[–]wakkaWaakka 8 points9 points ago

Root bunny float

[–]Title_Nazi 1 point2 points ago

Bunnytrolytes, it's what people crave!

[–]bumbletowne 0 points1 point ago

Pop its head off, drink away!

[–]Parthenonn -1 points0 points ago

Is rabbit juicy? I've never had rabbit but I assume raw it would be very juicy.

[–]Thewhitebread 420 points421 points ago

Clicked on the link hoping for a picture of a bunny in a cup. Saw a picture of a motherfucking bunny in a cup. 10/10.

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[–]tanjoodo 64 points65 points ago

No you wouldn't, you would downvote and scream "REPOST!"

[–]Craigellachie 13 points14 points ago

1 cup 1 bunny.

Hell yes.

[–]dan92 13 points14 points ago

I agree. Not sure if this is funny, but I'm not really complaining.

[–]Lynch117 2 points3 points ago

I have ha it with these goddamn bunnies in my goddamn cup!

[–]142BPM[S] 1 point2 points ago

You're welcome. :)

[–]Yid 134 points135 points ago

I hate it when there's a hare in my drink.

[–]punkmasta 47 points48 points ago

It Bugs me too

[–]pubehead 52 points53 points ago

Lucky it was only a buck

[–]Orimos 23 points24 points ago

You don't deserve these downvotes.

A male rabbit is called a buck, guys...

[–]jason28 1 point2 points ago

TIL

[–]TheKZA 1 point2 points ago

I didn't know but assumed it was

[–]Dr_Bananas 13 points14 points ago

would've been a very different picture if this post was in r/WTF

[–]JJnewsync 2 points3 points ago

You made my day.

[–]Talvoren 41 points42 points ago

It looks terrified. Bet it shits in the cup.

[–]questionablemoose 14 points15 points ago

Bunnies shit everywhere anyway. They're like little poop machines.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 1 point2 points ago

Same with Guinea Pigs.

[–]Meme_Spawner 5 points6 points ago

What are these, raisins in my root beer?

[–]Thewhitebread 7 points8 points ago

Mmmmhmmmmmmm.

[–]Goobz24 1 point2 points ago

I read that in a black woman's voice. Is that bad?

[–]DarkSouls321 28 points29 points ago

Belongs in r/aww

[–]turbojeebus 35 points36 points ago

The cup even says so!

[–]mrpeach32 7 points8 points ago

Ignore the ampersand and you have a relevantly branded cup.

[–]frostedwaffles 5 points6 points ago

It's do fluffy I'm gonna die!

[–]Aliuvial 9 points10 points ago

Super cute :D

[–]MrBoone 8 points9 points ago

Most pictures of animals in physically uncomfortable positions for them are.

[–]Knewtworiddet 0 points1 point ago

Hmm... Wheres my dog.

[–]sailingonward 17 points18 points ago

This kills the bunny.

[–]TheInternetHivemind 9 points10 points ago

No...mustn't...I....will........resist....

This is the wrong subreddit, it isn't very bunny.

I hate myself.

[–]Goobz24 0 points1 point ago

Don't! There's a subreddit to get rid of those urges to make puns! /r/punny

[–]TysonStoleMyPanties 8 points9 points ago

I see your bunny in a cup and raise you, two bunnies in cups.

[–]chocolatemilkman 0 points1 point ago

I came here to see this video. Thanks for delivering.

[–]poo_smudge 2 points3 points ago

This is the cutest fucking drink I've ever seen.

[–]TolerableGrammar 1 point2 points ago

I don't know, I see as the cutest regular drink I've ever seen.

[–]Goobz24 1 point2 points ago

[–]RetailJoke 2 points3 points ago

I see a lot of awws and cute comments on here. Perhaps the bunny's lower torso was cut off and they jammed the top half into a tiny cup for shitz and gigz. Still aww?

[–]tanjoodo 2 points3 points ago

More aww than it ever was.

[–]HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO 2 points3 points ago

Thanks for not titling it "If I fits, I sits"

[–]eherr3 0 points1 point ago

Here it'd be, "if it fits, I stuffs"

[–]robogen 2 points3 points ago

Hey, it's A&W! I love that restaurant; I thought they were almost gone!

[–]ZACKYPANTS 2 points3 points ago

I dont know what i was expecting

[–]StewieBanana 12 points13 points ago

Step 1: Stuff helpless bunny into cup
Step 2: Take picture
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Karma!

[–]SlayerConman 6 points7 points ago

Step 1: Stuff helpless bunny into A&W cup

Step 2: Take picture

Step 3: Post to Reddit as part of advertising

Step 4: Profit for A&W

There you go. I filled in your step 3 and fixed the rest.

[–]archemedes_rex 1 point2 points ago

What went through my head when I saw the picture was: "Aw how cute wait I want an A&W hot dog"

[–]PantsOffDanceOff 1 point2 points ago

[–]ogydog 4 points5 points ago

Upvote for A&W.

And the bunny.

[–]cannonfodder76 1 point2 points ago

How do you make a bunny float?

One scoop ice cream, one scoop bunny!

[–]TP_monkey 1 point2 points ago

Waiter? There's a hare in my drink.

[–]S3XonWh33lz 1 point2 points ago

Excellent, Smithers...

[–]doctorpotterhead 1 point2 points ago

I'll take two and an order of fries.

[–]mermaidrampage 1 point2 points ago

Man, A&W is really going off the deep end with their new menu

[–]Poke493 1 point2 points ago

when the bunnys in the cup drop it like it aww drop it like its aww

[–]haiku_robot 2 points3 points ago

when the bunnys in 
the cup  drop it like it aww 
drop it like its aww

[–]Orimos 0 points1 point ago

Don't drop the bunny! :[

[–]Poke493 1 point2 points ago

Well I mean like your jaw it's really cute haha

[–]Orimos 0 points1 point ago

Ahhhhh.... Gotcha.

[–]nugpounder 1 point2 points ago

Bunny in a cup?

Chicken on a raft.

[–]greedygoats 1 point2 points ago

'The bunny is on a string and attached to the cup, so there's no worry if you don't catch the bunny in the cup!'

[–]bsjay 0 points1 point ago

Nothing I think of is original. Came to post this. Upvote for you sire.

[–]greedygoats 0 points1 point ago

Ah, at least someone understood!

[–]fivepercentsure 1 point2 points ago

Lionhead!!

[–]ColdPorridge 1 point2 points ago

Usually when there's a hare in my drink I send it back.

[–]yoyosarefun 1 point2 points ago

I would complain, there is a hare in your drink.

[–]NiftyDarkrider981 1 point2 points ago

I'd buy that.

[–]kissingthelipless101 1 point2 points ago

Amburgers and Wootbeer anyone?

[–]draiz830 1 point2 points ago

LET US KEEP PERPETUATING THE HOLOCAUST FOR ETERNITY!!! ALL OF HUMANITY WILL BASK IN THE GUILT OF THE HOLOCAUST UNTIL THE END OF TIME!!!

[–]MinnesotaBlizzard 1 point2 points ago

Waiter, there's a hare in my drink

[–]Zoltar23 1 point2 points ago

Up vote from an employee of AnW.

[–]HouseofBrouse 1 point2 points ago

A second up vote from anther A&W employee. And an up vote for you sir!

[–]notyap11 1 point2 points ago

If I fits, I sits

[–]waltbomb 2 points3 points ago

What a great value for just a hare under $1!

[–]jxj24 2 points3 points ago

Terrible value.

Cheapskate bartender put an enormous head on it.

[–]Aldo_The_Apache 1 point2 points ago

9/10

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

would bang?

[–]Aldo_The_Apache 1 point2 points ago

ABSOlutely

[–]Grammar_Nazi_Trappin 2 points3 points ago

Why is this in funny? Post in /Aww it belongs in their.

[–]LingonGlass 0 points1 point ago

Chug chug chug!

[–]THREEinINK 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't drink that if I were you.

[–]sailingonward 1 point2 points ago

Don't breath that!

[–]dualboot 0 points1 point ago

Now I really want a root beer float.

[–]townenorbit 0 points1 point ago

Thats not going to be very good tasting root beer

[–]cycl0hexan3 0 points1 point ago

Awesome. Totally going to try that order next time I'm at A&W.

[–]PUNisherStrikesAgain 0 points1 point ago

Excuse me miss, but I'd like a new drink there is a hare in mine.

[–]Disasstah 0 points1 point ago

Ain't that just fuckin adorable.

[–]PerfectCarve 0 points1 point ago

Can't start my day without my bunny shake

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Tilt your screen to the left a bit, ignore the bunny ear in the background, and now it looks like a bird in a cup. Just sayin'...

[–]circumsanity 0 points1 point ago

[–]jakethesnake76 0 points1 point ago

wow that flavor looks drinkable :-), give ya cotton mouth though.

[–]Palamede 0 points1 point ago

/r/KarmaConspiracy is already working on that.

[–]Draiko 0 points1 point ago

Wabbit season!

[–]pliskie 0 points1 point ago

So...chocolate?

[–]skwanto 0 points1 point ago

HOLY CRAP! I haven't seen an A&W in years, they still exist?

[–]thefumingator 0 points1 point ago

came for bunny in a cup, was not disappoint

[–]dropitonhishead 0 points1 point ago

Please tell me you played Putt-Putt afterwards.

[–]xXAvIdSwAgXx 0 points1 point ago

AW cute bunnyyyyy

[–]YourPostSucksGTFO 0 points1 point ago

your post sucks because it's stupid. GTFO

[–]adamsw216 0 points1 point ago

[–]goofball_jones 0 points1 point ago

I liked the old Bunny-In-A-Cup better.

A&W has really gone downhill in my opinion.

[–]smytro 0 points1 point ago

That's awesome, I didn't even know A&W's still existed.

[–]cjc32 0 points1 point ago

Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!

[–]FrontalPR 0 points1 point ago

must... have... that... bunny.

[–]Koshercrab 0 points1 point ago

You still have an A&W in your area? In MD they've been closed down for many years.

[–]Title_Nazi 0 points1 point ago

Cup o' Bunny

[–]JeremyClarksonVoice 0 points1 point ago

Reddit needs moar bunnies. This is too cute!

[–]jax362 0 points1 point ago

Next step: Bunny in a shot glass

[–]MrFlufflesworth 0 points1 point ago

You should send that back. It's clearly improperly blended

[–]knightofmars 0 points1 point ago

Trust me, they don't go down easy like that.

[–]mangaskahn 0 points1 point ago

That's quite the head you've got on that rootbeer.

[–]seshna 0 points1 point ago

clicked on the link looking for puns. left disappointed, hopped for more

[–]maximushobbes 0 points1 point ago

A young rabbit is called a kitten. No wonder we can't resist.

[–]slyder565 0 points1 point ago

A&W advert.

[–]rewrewsuh 0 points1 point ago

that cannot be USDA approved... but it sure looks deelish!!! where is this, 142bpm? where is this from? as in real-life, of course...

[–]blazinBSDAgility 0 points1 point ago

Needs a pancake on its head...

[–]electricblues42 0 points1 point ago

So.........how'd it taste?

[–]neffstatic 0 points1 point ago

lol, made my day!

[–]chimusicguy 0 points1 point ago

This is what happens when Penn Jillette opens an A&W franchise.

[–]PhilsForever 0 points1 point ago

Read this as Bunny cop while quickly scanning. Was disappointed. Upvoted anyway.

[–]gsfgf 0 points1 point ago

TIL A&W has drastically changed their menu.

[–]Kurigauth 0 points1 point ago

A&W doesn't advertise this well enough, I've never even seen this on the menu.

[–]CrackHaddock 0 points1 point ago

Is it weird that this made me crave root beer?

[–]steviiee 0 points1 point ago

I haven't been to an A&W in so long!

[–]Negimaa 0 points1 point ago

"There's a hare in my drink"

[–]Indierocka 0 points1 point ago

How did you get so much bunny into so little a cup? I must know your secret.

[–]BoningStoners 0 points1 point ago

Just as good as ball in a cup!!

[–]YourCoConnect 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Reggie Watts for some reason. Link

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Eevee? Is that you?

[–]thisfaggotcatfish 1 point2 points ago

It's Umbreon.

[–]Thread_Kaczynski 0 points1 point ago

Should be posted to R/Awww instead imo

[–]mattockk 0 points1 point ago

Is there a snack size? I don't think I could finish a full one

[–]Plumhawk 0 points1 point ago

A&W makes the best Bunny in a Cup. They drove the old Bunny in a Cup guy out of business.

[–]Tartz55 0 points1 point ago

Aw man, I didn't get the bunny in a cup...Oh wait, it's okay because the bunny is on a string which is attached to the cup

[–]NonPermissive 0 points1 point ago

That'll be fun to clean off his fur.

[–]belladonnadiorama 0 points1 point ago

"Yes, I would like an A&W root beer float, hold the bunny please."

[–]oh_god_derp 0 points1 point ago

It looks like it has a lions mane.

[–]tfiggs 0 points1 point ago

Oh no, the bunny fell out of the cup.

But it's okay because the bunny is on a string and attached to the cup.

[–]meatwad75892 0 points1 point ago

'Amburgers & Wabbits.

[–]Spacecataz13 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what I was expecting.

[–]the_electric_gigolo 0 points1 point ago

deaddove.jpg

[–]Breakzer -1 points0 points ago

I am more interested in the cup. They closed all the A&W near me and you made me want one.

[–]FaySliGothyc 0 points1 point ago

excuse me miss, i have a hare in my soda

[–]tommmmmay 0 points1 point ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Mind flashed back to the horrible days of two girls one cup. What atrocity could a bunny be committing in this cup? Mother of God... The cuteness is overwhelming....

[–]Sevren 0 points1 point ago

Looks delicious

[–]splat-blam 0 points1 point ago

omg, yes. please.

[–]jonny2x4 0 points1 point ago

Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this bunny in a cup of YOUR ROOTBEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free rootbeer or, uh, he'll press charges.

[–]Akiba89 0 points1 point ago

False. That is a baby Digimon

[–]crisk21 0 points1 point ago

They call that medium well? I would file a complaint.

[–]EstroJen 0 points1 point ago

I don't know how long you left your root beer in there, but it grew hair.

[–]Im-M-A-Reyes 0 points1 point ago

maximum cuteness!!!

[–]stupidQuestion316 0 points1 point ago

Waiter there is a hard in my drink

[–]hamiltenor 0 points1 point ago

/r/aww may have been a better place for this.

[–]drandolph 0 points1 point ago

That obviously a misprint. It's not suppose to say A&W it should read AWW.

[–]sparklyteenvampire 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea why this is here instead of /r/aww, and I don't care. That is fucking adorable.

[–]skanknasty 0 points1 point ago

I just really want to eat it

[–]Miss_kittey90 0 points1 point ago

Awww-POOF

[–]chuperamigo 0 points1 point ago

No straw?

[–]pcman500 0 points1 point ago

Its so fluffy im gonna die!!!

[–]KurtV0n 0 points1 point ago

More interested in the A&W cup. I miss their bacon burgers so much!

[–]Catona 0 points1 point ago

[–]zdayhbz 0 points1 point ago

looks like you got a hair in your soda

[–]Chalupa112 0 points1 point ago

...But... It says rootbeer... But... It's a bunny... That's not right.

[–]frothywalrus 0 points1 point ago

This is what I want, and I want it now.

[–]Nighthawk6857 0 points1 point ago

i was going to up vote but then I realized this was r/funny not r/aww

[–]oVoa 0 points1 point ago

OH MY GOD IT'S SO CUTE CAN I PET IT

[–]dbm1005 0 points1 point ago

"Kill me"

[–]I_am_NOT_IronMan 0 points1 point ago

Is that a real bunny? If so wow I didn't think they were actually that small.

[–]valrousz 0 points1 point ago

Not to be a hater, but this belongs in aww.

[–]saxmanchris 0 points1 point ago

This isn't my rootbeer!

[–]TheMadHatter_9 0 points1 point ago

That looks fucking uncomfortable. Can you post another picture of the bunny outside of the cup? Not to see how much cramming you had to do, but to enjoy all the fluffiness.

[–]ninjagummybear 0 points1 point ago

Sponsor

[–]Lailu 0 points1 point ago

Adorable bunny aside, A&W is the shit.

[–]Xvalai 0 points1 point ago

If it fits I sits.

[–]pbachran 0 points1 point ago

Waiter, there's a hare in my drink.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I think they fucked up my order

[–]Arctrum 0 points1 point ago

Also would have accepted "bah in a bucket"

[–]6582A 0 points1 point ago

[–]richernate 0 points1 point ago

So uncivilized. A proper man of substance and class would have a duck in a glass.

http://imgur.com/dXEjg

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

i hate the 5000+ of you that think this is funny

[–]blackasssnake 0 points1 point ago

req'd: 2 bunnies 1 cup

[–]LupusOk 0 points1 point ago

whyyyyyyy

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

IT'S SO FLUFFY!

[–]BobOblong 0 points1 point ago

A&W is still around. Who knew?

[–]KimJongUno 0 points1 point ago

I work at a&w.... It is very popular across all of canada but seems to be more of a regional thing in the states.

I had to look this up, but there are 750 stores in canada (btw, just as how Mcdonald's canada is not affiliated with the american chain, neither is A&W canada affiliated with the american chain). Given population differences, this is about the same as there being 7000 stores in the states. Nationmaster.com says there are 12,800 mcdonald's stores in the USA. So If you could imagine one A&W store for every 2 Mcdonald's..... That is very roughly about how often you will see them in Canada.

[–]Beigaru 0 points1 point ago

UGUUUUU