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all 142 comments

[–]Edits_Your_Photo 58 points59 points ago

[–]sometypeofperson 17 points18 points ago

Voiced by totalbiscuit?

[–]FrugalNinja 0 points1 point ago

Oh yes please! And Jesse as a plucky sidekick like a Lion Fish or a blowfish!

[–]ihavenoartskills 3 points4 points ago

Hell, I'd watch the shit out of this.

[–]boxedlogic 2 points3 points ago

You have a great future ahead of you. Please don't let us down.

[–]MidwestDrummer[!] 1 point2 points ago

Got really excited, and the really disappointed when I realized it wasn't a real movie. :(

[–]KiwiParade 0 points1 point ago

You're gonna go far kid.

[–]shpeilin 0 points1 point ago

[–]Owyheemud 0 points1 point ago

Navigator, 5th Class. The Spice must flow.

[–]knarf_navillus 52 points53 points ago

[–]retinascan 10 points11 points ago

Mondoshowan Time not important. Only life important.

[–]innervision 0 points1 point ago

Best. Movie. Ever.

[–]BaqAttaq 20 points21 points ago

Dementors of the sea...

[–]Serehn 24 points25 points ago

Bring me Solo and the Wookie.

[–]blingranger 86 points87 points ago

Oh, the hugemanatee!

[–]ibanez5150 6 points7 points ago

Whatever, Seacow.

[–]Vincent133 2 points3 points ago

[–]bobdobbsisdead 1 point2 points ago

But that about George Lawson? That crazy sumbitch has been drinking since noon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhAsImXBn6g

[–]BigDeliciousSeaCow 0 points1 point ago

Yum!

[–]hickory-smoked 20 points21 points ago

"We foresee a slight problem within House Atreides. Paul, Paul Atreides."

[–]stevesonaplane 3 points4 points ago

"I did not say this. I am not here. "

[–]scylus 23 points24 points ago

[–]hansthecleverhorse 13 points14 points ago

[–]Sanwi 3 points4 points ago

That just made my day

[–]Iyoten 2 points3 points ago

-boop-

[–]bmlbml 0 points1 point ago

Every single time I have seen a manatee in an aquarium they do this. I don't get it. They must enjoy our laughter.

[–]Shitty_Watercolour 50 points51 points ago

[–]Green_Pumpkin 4 points5 points ago

Sweet mother of mercy that manatee has a beak...they're evolving...

[–]turboknight 1 point2 points ago

Redditor for 3 months. Has 219,779 comment karma. Has painted over 1000 water colours.

The fuck am I doing with my life to compare to this D:

[–]Sanwi 1 point2 points ago

I fucking love it when I find you.

[–]lifehacked 0 points1 point ago

That is actually really nice.

[–]mshimoura 0 points1 point ago

Can I purchase that?

[–]JJTM 52 points53 points ago

waited 25 minutes to rehost on imgur and repost? http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/u4f8x/first_contact/

[–]Nrksbullet 19 points20 points ago

Let this controlled experiment be a lesson. Same subreddit, same picture, same thumbnail, same title, same time...imgur.com won the upvotes by a landslide.

[–]Pyrotical 2 points3 points ago

Why do you care?

[–]Mister_Meowgi 1 point2 points ago

Too much internet for you.

[–]TheFluxIsThis -1 points0 points ago

Warning: OP is reaching Maximum Douche!

[–]suddenly_ponies -1 points0 points ago

Well it's not like that other post credited the source either so I say they're both assholes. But especially the first guy for hotlinking

[–]boop-boop-a-doop -1 points0 points ago

Same title even... :-(

[–]Skvid 13 points14 points ago

reminded me of this

[–]Apelsinjuice 12 points13 points ago

THE SPICE MUST FLOW!

[–]wingfire 2 points3 points ago

I did not say this. I am not here.

[–]andybong 1 point2 points ago

I SEE PLANS... WITHIN PLANS... I SEE TWO GREAT HOUSES...

[–]EatMyLeetSoup 6 points7 points ago

They look like pugs of the ocean

[–]PhilipGreenbriar 22 points23 points ago

BEETUS

[–]7joshy 8 points9 points ago

[–]mrmongolion -4 points-3 points ago

only reason i came here was this

[–]darnframes 4 points5 points ago

[–]Lolologist 2 points3 points ago

I love the perspective. That manatee is eerily lit and looming over her. Fantastic!

[–]Zeroman64 2 points3 points ago

Yang chas Solo chone Wookiee!

[–]raydeen 0 points1 point ago

...Nipple Pinchie!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

It's actually just a Texan snorkeling.

[–]TheBigMost 2 points3 points ago

Good morning. I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about Diabeetus.

[–]NarancsSarga 2 points3 points ago

Elcor ambassador: with excitement Welcome human. It is lovely to meet you. My name is Greel, how are you today? ~Bloop~

[–]cojafoji 2 points3 points ago

I had no idea guild navigators could swim.

[–]estragone 1 point2 points ago

It was either that or face Alia's Baby's First Gom Jabbar.

[–]laudalelemera 4 points5 points ago

Contrast..The beast and the little beauty!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Get in ma belly!

[–]TysonStoleMyPanties 1 point2 points ago

Images like this make me wish I was a kid again. There are so many experiences that I'd love to re-live.

Just imagine the awe and wonder in that child's mind.

[–]komali_2 2 points3 points ago

"It's almost as fat as daddy!"

[–]alat95 1 point2 points ago

I love the manatee's teeth :) it looks like it has a mustache also haha

[–]snowlion13 1 point2 points ago

that glass adds some pounds im assuming, because manatees are plump, but not THAT plump, i see them on a regular basis here in florida and they dont look like that

[–]monstercake 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, my first thought was definitely "Whoa, now that is a fat manatee"

[–]Elokin 1 point2 points ago

Happiness is a warm manatee.

[–]MyCakeIsALie 1 point2 points ago

I hear he moonlights as a Bass Dropper

[–]Stunningham2 0 points1 point ago

The first time I saw this, I watched it about 20 times in a row and was still so caught off-guard from the first time that I just kept cracking up til the end.

[–]BonzaiPlatypus 1 point2 points ago

I went snorkeling a couple weeks ago with manatees. it's crazy coming on one of them in their own habitat. They're so chill.

[–]M7600 1 point2 points ago

"We foresee a slight problem within House Atreides. Paul, Paul Atreides. "

[–]schampanes 1 point2 points ago

[–]twasbrilligand 0 points1 point ago

Why does the .gif just reverse instead of continuing?

(credit to /u/scylus for posting it on this thread)

[–]williamwzl 1 point2 points ago

My neighbor totoro.

[–]yodawgiherd 1 point2 points ago

Hello

breath

Earth clan

[–]Vylus 0 points1 point ago

I will sweep her away like a great, biotic wind! Fear me!

[–]asperous 1 point2 points ago

This what I feel like when asking my mom for something

[–]neverthesaneagain 1 point2 points ago

We mean PAUL Atreides. We want him. Killed.

[–]oldbay 1 point2 points ago

It's nice to see that Rosie O'Donnell is still reaching out to kids.

[–]inmylittlebubble 1 point2 points ago

Bo shuda. Mi bosco de Solo an Chewbacca, Ootman.

[–]BauerUK 1 point2 points ago

Now that's a Pixar movie waiting to happen.

[–]mahacctissoawsum 1 point2 points ago

SERIOUSLY!? I was going to be all like "Oh, is this the new Pixar movie?" And then, just for shits and giggles, I Ctrl+F'd "pixar"...just to see. I didn't think I'd find it, but you freaking redditors.. every damn time.

[–]PhotoshopMogul 0 points1 point ago

Haha this made me laugh. Peg leg. Lol.

[–]itsmuddy 1 point2 points ago

"I want all the ham."

[–]doubledklondike 1 point2 points ago

[–]raydeen 1 point2 points ago

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of Vogons:

"Here is what to do if you want to get a lift from a Vogon: forget it. They are one of the most unpleasant races in the Galaxy. Not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat, and the best way to irritate him is to feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. On no account should you allow a Vogon to read poetry at you."

[–]denim-chicken 0 points1 point ago

If this is what the first aliens will look like idk if I can take them seriously

[–]Tier4 0 points1 point ago

Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine.

[–]GreatNyx 0 points1 point ago

He's so PUDGY!!! =P

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Take me to your leader...

[–]tombombcrongadil 0 points1 point ago

Haha, I have never seen a manatee that fat. This is awesome.

[–]pearljamman010 0 points1 point ago

I had a middle school teacher who resembled this sea creature.

[–]poi25 0 points1 point ago

It's like a weird fucked up mirror into the future

[–]foobiscuit 0 points1 point ago

All I can think of is "i can't stop!"

[–]TheFluxIsThis 0 points1 point ago

Wow. That is the fattest manatee I've ever seen in my entire life.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Normally I hate kids in photos but this is great.

[–]Scisyhp 0 points1 point ago

BOOP

[–]NudeTayneMNW 0 points1 point ago

There's really no objective reason why that shouldn't be terrifying, but it's so damn cute.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

It's a mom and her kid outside Walmart.

[–]BombayBombBay 0 points1 point ago

That is the cutest thing I have ever seen.

[–]TheArmenian 0 points1 point ago

this sure looks like a tasty burguh

[–]Saltyduckbutter 0 points1 point ago

are you hamburger?

[–]Obliviousobi 0 points1 point ago

I saw a manatee in the Gulf when I was at St. Pete Beach 2 weeks ago, they just kind of float around lazily. They're adorable, but they really don't do much of anything.

[–]Fumblezz 0 points1 point ago

Second contact. . . rule 34

[–]HikariKyuubi 0 points1 point ago

And in a few years, if worse(?) comes to pass, they swap sides. And sizes.

[–]weckliz 0 points1 point ago

Urf the Manatee

[–]theDudeRules 0 points1 point ago

I am afraid that average Americans will look like this manatee in another 300 years.

[–]ailee43 0 points1 point ago

[–]cdca 0 points1 point ago

"Enthusiastic Greeting: Pleased to meet you, human. We come in peace."

[–]brewbrew 0 points1 point ago

Vernon Dursley?

[–]yemaste 0 points1 point ago

Oh neat. I didn't know your mom worked at the aquarium.

[–]johnny_appletits 0 points1 point ago

Their eyes are so small! I couldn't see it zoomed in.

[–]tossit22 0 points1 point ago

Derp.

[–]talitus 0 points1 point ago

'murrican seal.

[–]villageidiot1991 0 points1 point ago

Dude, where'd you get this pic of my ex girlfriend?

[–]The_Cockamouse 0 points1 point ago

Thats exactly what I look like right now! I LOVE manatees!!!

[–]phunkystuff 0 points1 point ago

DUURRRRRRRRRR

[–]CaffeinatedOne 0 points1 point ago

Diabeetus.

[–]Superhuzza 0 points1 point ago

This is absolutely amazing. Reminds me of so many great novels and comic books.

[–]Vanceatot01 0 points1 point ago

cee lo green

[–]GumboVision 0 points1 point ago

Hope it doesn't start reciting poetry to her...

[–]foxh8er 0 points1 point ago

I dunno, but I was reminded of this.

[–]feverss 0 points1 point ago

i fucking love manatees.

[–]ninjagrover 0 points1 point ago

Would you like to listen to my poem?

[–]Angusthe2nd 0 points1 point ago

Prosthenic Vogon Jeltz?

[–]Three_Headed_Monkey 0 points1 point ago

What is that Combine Adviser going to do to that girl!?

[–]dillywin 0 points1 point ago

Aziz! Light!

[–]goldenrod 0 points1 point ago

"Child," the smokey voice of the Elder filled May's little mind with a power and awe her brief existence had ever known, "you must journey to the far side of the brown wastes-" This little girl, whose destiny was being laid out to bear, looked on with wide eyed glassy innocence- "There you will find a decrepit hog who goes by the name of 'Drytear'. Speak to him; show him what you have shown me, and you will be provided with the power to accomplish your goal."
Little May continued to listen to the bovine creature whose existence she knew not of only moments before. Her quest had just begun but deep in her little heart she could feel a seed of eldritch importance germinate. Soon, she would be baptized a warrior of the Manatee Monks; a messenger and protector of their ancient ways and truths. It would not be an easy task but she knew that if her wise, watery friends were to survive the coming of the Dyre Dread, she had to succeed.
Bova, mushed his old, wise snout against the glass. May tried to muffle her giggle but it was no use and a bit of it escaped her little lips. Bova's deep and murky voice swam in her mind again. "You must go now, little May. You will be our avatar in the Dray, the world without wetness. Go to Drytear without delay and help us." May's mind felt a little larger now. She felt like a purpose had filled her up from head to toes and she was now going to leave the temple and find this Drytear. She gathered her belongings, tucked her stuffed teddy into her belt and the pouch full of mystic dust, that the priests had provided earlier, onto her waist. She was as ready as she'd ever would be. And as she stepped into the exit of the temple she slowly turned and gazed one more time at Bova has he gently waded away into the murky fog of his tank. Now was the time. May looked out to the mountains that lay before her and with a huff of her little frame she began..

..The Journey.

[–]pinkylemonade 0 points1 point ago

i imagined the manatee having the voice of Super Kami Guru

[–]jerryco 0 points1 point ago

Reassuring words from a manatee - the wise cow of the sea. manatee

[–]Kos403 0 points1 point ago

For some reason I thought the kid looked like Boo from Monsters Inc.

[–]weedroid 1 point2 points ago

That and one of these

[–]shutaro 0 points1 point ago

AZIZ! LIGHT!

[–]caylem00 -1 points0 points ago

Manatee: YOU LOOK DELICIOUS TINY FEMALE HUMAN. COME CLOSER

[–]_psyFungi -1 points0 points ago

Douche move rehosting and reposting in 25 minutes.

[–]agreezalot -1 points0 points ago

IRL? Imgur