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[–]Shaggy57 1 point2 points ago

Especially due to this being a repost :D

[–]Skitrel 1 point2 points ago

[–]gunnersaur[S] -5 points-4 points ago

um soz, but myne is beta cuz its in englosh!

[–]Skitrel 1 point2 points ago

It's not yours. Also, please use words, this is not facebook.

[–]Balithran 1 point2 points ago

I don't know you, but I like your style.

[–]Skitrel 0 points1 point ago

Happy cake day.

[–]Balithran 0 points1 point ago

Thanks!

[–]gunnersaur[S] -3 points-2 points ago

lol who givs a fuk bout spelling i dont got time to check shit cuz i got chicks to fuk

[–]Skitrel 0 points1 point ago

Because you're fucking women in the 7 minute intervals between your replies. Sure.

There's this place called 9gag, you'll fit in there.

[–]thane_of_cawdor 0 points1 point ago

While implausible, not totally impossible. It is certainly feasible to suggest that he has (approximately) 7 minute long sessions of coitus – ostensibly with one woman – between his replies. However, and this is depending on his age, coitus more than 3 times within 7 minutes of each other would make ejaculation impossible.

If, however, we broaden his definition of "fuk"[sic] to include fellatio, cunnilingus, and other sexual acts that don't necessarily involve penetration, his assertion becomes more viable. For now, I shall give Mr. Gunnosaur the benefit of the doubt and assume that his error-riddled claim falls under the latter category.

Have a nice day!

[–]gunnersaur[S] -1 points0 points ago

Your troll identifying ability is not proficient enough for the internet. :P

[–]Skitrel 0 points1 point ago

It doesn't bother me. I am constantly indifferent when posting to reddit.

[–]ceejiesqueejie 0 points1 point ago

Lolz.

[–]ChronicBuddz 0 points1 point ago

You obviously knew it was a repost if the comic itself is already for reddit and you are a dumb immature child just sayen