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[–]tooktheduck 419 points420 points ago

I am so upset for that man. He was so happy...

[–]Pinyaka 102 points103 points ago

This is how super-villains are born.

[–]Razoride 32 points33 points ago

Now he'll steal 40 ice cream cones.

And that's terrible.

[–]mortificial 9 points10 points ago

That's as many as four tens!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

He'll be traveling down a rocky-road

[–]Pinyaka 4 points5 points ago

Turning his nemeses into Phish Food.

[–]bluesforpablo 5 points6 points ago

He'll be ruining the Americone Dream

[–]KDS_Heart 0 points1 point ago

Flying in a Vanilla Sky

[–]alexmetal 38 points39 points ago

*super-vanillans

FTFY

[–]Xenc 6 points7 points ago

He turned into Two-Face at the end.

[–]Trilobite50 1 point2 points ago

[–]dmai1994 1 point2 points ago

Napolean.

[–]Mikey-2-Guns 42 points43 points ago

[–]RafTheKillJoy 11 points12 points ago

I don't know what that was, but I like it.

[–]UndBeebs 8 points9 points ago

I cancelled replying to your picture 5 times because I couldn't find something to say in response to what the hell that is. Until now of course.

[–]Ozzertron 1 point2 points ago

All I can think of when I see this is the flying car cheat from GTA San Andreas.

[–]tooktheduck 1 point2 points ago

I feel cleansed. Thank you sir.

[–]Mikey-2-Guns 0 points1 point ago

[–]Skitrel 184 points185 points ago

It's actually genuinely upsetting to watch isn't it? You feel his pain, he face was so full of joy.

[–]tooktheduck 118 points119 points ago

Yea, and you could tell by his face afterwards that his entire day had been ruined. Poor little fella'.

[–]Skitrel 91 points92 points ago

Getting another one wouldn't be the same either, he wouldn't let his guard down and enjoy it with such jubilation the second time around, he would be guarded, protecting it like his precious as opposed to the open expression of joy. Feels bad!

[–]tooktheduck 31 points32 points ago

Yea, not to mention that after he went and washed up, changed clothes, remade that yummy looking cone, the entire moment would be gone.

[–]wojosmith 26 points27 points ago

I don't know about most of reddit but there is an ass kicking about to happen where I live.

[–]WaffleSports 12 points13 points ago

There's something about being attacked by a man with a face full of ice cream that just makes him not threatening.

[–]Razoride 5 points6 points ago

Until he draws blood at least.

[–]WaffleSports 6 points7 points ago

Exactly... Blood and ice cream covered faces are horrifying.

[–]ThePromoter 3 points4 points ago

I read this as blood and ice cream covered feces. What's wrong with me?

[–]Luminiferous 0 points1 point ago

Edgar Wright would agree.

[–]BarrettLM 8 points9 points ago

Oh you know that was his first though. He then saw it was a little kid and starts to reconsider, but you can watch him as he decides "fuck it", throws the shattered cone down and heads off to roundhouse a 7 year old in front of his mortified parents.

[–]BigBadMrBitches 1 point2 points ago

And you know that you can't truly enjoy replacement with the thought of what could have been in the back of your mind.

EDIT: I grammar and spellinged all over that bitch.

[–]Dorkstick 1 point2 points ago

Deep

[–]Wild_Gremlin 0 points1 point ago

Gollum?

[–]alliebp 13 points14 points ago

You could tell he was initially REALLY fucking mad. Like ready to attack whoever was behind kicking that ball. But then he noticed he was still on camera and was probably like shitshitshit play it cool it's just ice cream man and then smiles at the camera all like "hahaha no whatever, just some ice cream. what? no I'm not crying!"

[–]tooktheduck 0 points1 point ago

Yea but you know after he got away from the camera he just went inside, got in the shower with all of his clothes on, and rocked back and forth on the floor while weeping and thinking 'why me? I had it all and now it's gone!'

[–]StartAlpine 2 points3 points ago

[–]WhatsSoPunny 2 points3 points ago

Ice creamed in laughter when I saw this.

[–]accharbs -1 points0 points ago

A painful brain-freeze was avoided. Just doing their civic duty.

[–]StewieBanana 10 points11 points ago

He had everything...

[–]shampoo_my_crotch 4 points5 points ago

First time around I felt his pain. Second time around I cracked up.

[–]tooktheduck 0 points1 point ago

Your username is comedically relevant, I imagine the man in the gif had to do a bit of crotch shampooing to get all the ice cream out of his nether region

[–]WaffleSports 2 points3 points ago

Memorial day weekend will now be in honor of that ice cream cone.

[–]PhilbertMcFilibuster 1 point2 points ago

I was really actually happy for the first time in three years. I had hope for humanity. I was wishing I had my own ice cream cone right about now. Then BAM. It is gone.

[–]tooktheduck 0 points1 point ago

It's ok man, we're all in this together now. Just let it all out.

[–]locke_door 1 point2 points ago

I'm upset too, but something about that transition from happy to heart wrenching disappointment made my bowels explode in laughter.

[–]Digipete 0 points1 point ago

I do not remember ever hearing of anyone doing that before...ever. Get yourself to a hospital NOW! Bowels are not supposed to do that.

[–]tooktheduck 0 points1 point ago

Are you ok? That sounds awful.

[–]acegiak 1 point2 points ago

Agreed. Downvoted op for making me sad

[–]ian21 0 points1 point ago

The soft-serve looked like it was at that high-point of just a little melty on the outside but firm on the inside.

[–]tooktheduck 0 points1 point ago

Mmm Yea. I like my soft serve like I like my women, melty on the outside, firm in the middle, covered in sprinkles, and all over my face

[–]Zenodice 0 points1 point ago

poor bastard

[–]Sjalalala 207 points208 points ago

[–]ArianFosterThePeople 93 points94 points ago

That has to be fake

[–]SirToffo 56 points57 points ago

I looked carefully, but as far as I can tell it's legit.

[–]bassistwanted 17 points18 points ago

Math major here, the trajectory checks out.

[–]afkobaya 3 points4 points ago

Expert expert here, he is an expert.

[–]ArianFosterThePeople 8 points9 points ago

Mhmmmm, yes quite. Pixels and such.

[–]Rich0 48 points49 points ago

[–]SkateboardG 37 points38 points ago

MY HAND IS A BIRD NOW!

[–]Tiggymartin -4 points-3 points ago

omg lol.. cant.. upvote.. enough!

[–]Sleepy_McTiredson 42 points43 points ago

Accidental or not, that just plain sucks for the dude.

[–]Spillanya 14 points15 points ago

I don't know what it is, but stories/videos of people dropping their ice cream really get to me. There's something so naively exciting about getting an ice cream cone that makes it crazy sad when something like this happens.

[–]shadybrainfarm 4 points5 points ago

I don't know what it is, but stories/videos of people dropping their ice cream really get to me. There's something so naively exciting about getting an ice cream cone that makes it crazy sad when something like this happens.

you should post that and the ice cream gif in this thread.

[–]enderpanda 0 points1 point ago

Ever see the movie Follow Me Boys? There's this scene where this kid's (15-year old Kurt Russell) father comes to the Scout meeting drunk with a bunch of melting ice cream. It's always struck me as amazingly sad scene, really bothered me when I was a kid. I don't think I was old enough to understand what "drunk" was at the time, and I just felt this unbearable sympathy for the dad. He was trying so hard to be nice.

[–]you_dont_no_me 0 points1 point ago

Watching my 3 year old daughter drop her ice cream at her very first trip the local ice cream stand was the most heartbreaking thing I had ever seen.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Getting a ball to the face feels horrible. A great way to get a headache and ruin your night though.

[–]blowfish453 24 points25 points ago

i feel sad now :( what a dick move.

[–]abramsa 68 points69 points ago

The first time the .gif loaded for me, the frames with the ball were cut out. So here's this man, eating an ice cream, having fun, when all the sudden ice cream exploded all over his face and he's pissed off.

[–]knylok 1 point2 points ago

The Pop-Rocks Ice Cream Cone was not as popular as predicted.

[–]AirMaster97 35 points36 points ago

I like how his face at the end looks like he's gonna strangle someone

[–]Dorkstick 10 points11 points ago

Then he realized he was on camera and went back to jolly ole hank

[–]nihilite 2 points3 points ago

Someone is getting a roundhouse kick in the face.

[–]Shadax 2 points3 points ago

He did. He's serving a life sentence for murder.

[–]the_obs 13 points14 points ago

This made me sad. :-(

[–]vedaligator 54 points55 points ago

Explanation: http://i.imgur.com/xzqyF.gif

Edit: I'm sorry. It was actually the first time I wrote that word.

[–]soloreddit 2 points3 points ago

I am almost in tears laughing at this, thank you!!

[–]laldans 19 points20 points ago

Explanation

as in explain, not explein

Edit: that's alright :D

[–]iamtheprodigy 15 points16 points ago

Bet you never thought you'd have to explein that to someone.

[–]DwightPoop 0 points1 point ago

It's plein and simple !

[–]AyChihuahua -1 points0 points ago

Explaintion

[–]cloacamassima 29 points30 points ago

[–]TheInsaneDane 5 points6 points ago

Why would he smear icecream in his face?

[–]Dubzophrenia 37 points38 points ago

Gingers are mysterious creatures.

[–]Demotic 0 points1 point ago

If that's from the world cup i'm assuming it was really hot.

[–]xtemplarx 0 points1 point ago

Let me sing you the song of my people - right after apply our traditional war paints...

[–]bouldernuggets 0 points1 point ago

That kid has beetus written all over his face.

[–]vocalyzer 6 points7 points ago

Wow. This actually made me feel sad.

[–]DirtyKlam22 10 points11 points ago

[–]oridjinn 2 points3 points ago

That billionth of a second where you knw you could react 1 of 100 ways. "What ever", "Grrrrr", "Darn", "What the Fuck!", etc... The moment when you have this choice and you make it near instantly, but in that moment you have so much time to decide what to do.

[–]so_carelessly_here 4 points5 points ago

I have an ICE-CREEEAAAM sha lalala lala I have a goood ice-creeeammm shalalalalaala----- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Everyone shall die.

[–]sneg 4 points5 points ago

[–]prototypepacifist 4 points5 points ago

Came here just for this, and from your link I was able to find the real version :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAX1XQ3GVrw&feature=related

[–]almosthandsome 5 points6 points ago

That makes me feel less angry knowing it was just an accident from his two boys playing soccer. The risk of me randomly punching someone has now abated.

[–]ohman-ohgod 2 points3 points ago

And he actually smiled at the end! If that part was left in the gif, so many people will be less saddened by it.

[–]prototypepacifist -1 points0 points ago

Clearly a fake smile, though. I mean, you can still see the soul-crushing defeat in his eyes.

[–]OffersNothing 1 point2 points ago

Perfection. I love how the cone rolls of his arm then he looks at his hand in disbelief.

[–]Scrotom 1 point2 points ago

He took that rather well. I would have gone running after the douche who threw the ball.

[–]RayadoEstrecho 1 point2 points ago

That's life right there.

[–]danieljr1992 1 point2 points ago

This is heartbreaking :'(

[–]petitfromage 1 point2 points ago

So that's how the joker was born

[–]middlebird 1 point2 points ago

Is there more to this video? It looks like he's about to lay an ass whoopin' on somebody.

[–]RetroVirus04 1 point2 points ago

At the end he kinda looks a an ice cream version of two face.

[–]RobotKitten 1 point2 points ago

This has been reposted a million times. I am ok with this.

[–]duvakiin 1 point2 points ago

i almost cried. that is just a terrible terrible thing to do.

[–]tidweezy 1 point2 points ago

Depressing...

[–]milkman1509 1 point2 points ago

can i buy him an ice cream?

[–]dnietz 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure that guy got up calmly, but then walked over to kick some ass. He looked pretty serious at the end.

[–]Jarmic 1 point2 points ago

Believe it or not this is my friends dad, his name is Jeff Robson. Yes i am 100% serious.

[–]warmricepudding 0 points1 point ago

I don't believe it.

[–]cokeclassic019 0 points1 point ago

Do you know anything about what happened afterwords? Did the guy go apeshit or did he just like wash up.

[–]rasmus9311 1 point2 points ago

Don't fuck with a mans ice cream!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=AXaoi6dz59A - Freddiew

[–]appleofpine 0 points1 point ago

Meh, you posted it before me.

Have an upvote.

[–]adamzep91 1 point2 points ago

I don't know, are they? (What came up when I clicked the link in RES)

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 1 point2 points ago

[–]N-DAR 4 points5 points ago

[–]pancolor 1 point2 points ago

Such a sad beginning... :-(

[–]trshtehdsh 1 point2 points ago

but such a happy ending! It took my sadness away.

[–]tiexano 2 points3 points ago

Wait, are we back to 2005? Isn't this old as the hills?

[–]stickynickel 2 points3 points ago

This was on reddit in 2004.

[–]NowISeeTheFunnySide 1 point2 points ago

Yes, but this is one repost that never gets old.

[–]JewBear3 3 points4 points ago

Where are the bots? This is the oldest repost on the web.

[–]Munificence563 1 point2 points ago

I can't believe no one has posted this yet. Everything is better in reverse! http://reversegif.com/tzw

[–]superbad 1 point2 points ago

It makes me happy to see him get his ice cream back.

[–]AceDynamicHero 0 points1 point ago

From happy as could be to so pissed he wants to strangle someone in a split second. Poor guy.

[–]lefence 0 points1 point ago

At the end it looks like he's reaching for a gun or something.

[–]joshuaolake 0 points1 point ago

I am heartbroken. Sorry for your loss mate.

[–]VCS777 0 points1 point ago

Dammit Ramos!

[–]sNeAkY_HiPpO 0 points1 point ago

he's about to fuck somebody's shit UP

[–]bukkake_ducky 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure he's got a bit of a blood nose too

[–]hkdharmon 0 points1 point ago

"Excuse me a moment, won't you? I need to go kill a motherfucker."

[–]ragamufin 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure from the look on his face afterward that someone actually got murdered that day

[–]Velvet_Goldmine 0 points1 point ago

Awww, maaan....I brought that from home!!

[–]AllDesperadoStation 0 points1 point ago

A local theater has urinals similar to these. It's filled with ice so when you pee the heat of the urine melts the ice and it use that water to help drain the urine.

[–]jutct 0 points1 point ago

Poor guy, he needs a hug.

[–]really_should 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why I find this so extremely hilarious but I've never laughed this loud at gifs before (co-workers look at me astranged for all the repeated snorting)

[–]MotoBall 0 points1 point ago

I would say thanks for that but you just almost got me kicked out of the court room for laughing.

[–]lgarza12 0 points1 point ago

This is how it feels like when you get downvoted to shit after getting one upvote.

[–]MichelleyMarie 0 points1 point ago

Watching that and reading all these comments has left me with this awkward sadness mixed with laughter. I don't like this feeling.

[–]ShozOvr[!] 0 points1 point ago

I DIDN'T WANT IT ANYWAY!

[–]sambenson 0 points1 point ago

I'm currently eating an ice cream so the title of this post freaked me out a little bit.

[–]davemmm 0 points1 point ago

David Cameron?

[–]meatwad75892 0 points1 point ago

I'm a grown man, but I'm pretty sure I'd cry if I ever lost my ice cream that way.

[–]reeces_witherspoon 0 points1 point ago

Now all we need is Bob Saget doing a voiceover on this.

[–]reilly3000 0 points1 point ago

Somehow I heard Ray Romano when I saw this.

[–]MrMagic89 0 points1 point ago

so mad

[–]DaSasquatch 0 points1 point ago

His life has been shattered

[–]adammcbomb 0 points1 point ago

[–]Elsie980 0 points1 point ago

Is that Kirk Cameron?

[–]MythOfLight 0 points1 point ago

;-; did he get another?

[–]mark2chal 0 points1 point ago

haha.. in your face :P

[–]pdmcmahon 0 points1 point ago

[–]dzubz 0 points1 point ago

His face went from this--> :D To this--> <:O

But his heart was all like--> <:'(

[–]wishiwascooltoo 0 points1 point ago

he deserved it.

[–]ilikeost 0 points1 point ago

WOAH! My time machine worked! I'm back in 2004 when this .gif actually was entertaining!

[–]gangstabunniez 0 points1 point ago

I think this is punched before eating thing is being taken too far

[–]strtolower 0 points1 point ago

This gif again.

[–]jtz_88 0 points1 point ago

What a douchebag...

[–]PunkyBrewsterPHD 0 points1 point ago

I had the most delayed reaction to this. I actually closed the window before raucously laughing

[–]RNRSaturday 0 points1 point ago

I have lots of random ideas for pointless reality shows. When I see this, I think, what if this were part of a pilot where anyone at any time anywhere on earth who is eating an ice cream cone would be subject to the possibility of someone randomly kicking a ball at you? On the one hand, it would be distressing, but on the other hand, it would add kind of a thrilling suspense to eating an ice cream cone. To me, this is great idea for reality TV. Alas, maybe that's why I"m an accountant, and not a TV producer.

[–]Yodawgz 0 points1 point ago

I would have the same reaction, if not worse. No body messes with my ice cream.

[–]diacf_failsters 0 points1 point ago

gee, haven't seen this one every week for like the last month or anything.

[–]caimen 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Anthony Wiener

[–]Miqchan 0 points1 point ago

Out of nowhere... Lee Sin

[–]deten 0 points1 point ago

Now I want ice cream

[–]MooSaysCow 0 points1 point ago

As much as this is reposted it still gets me every time.

[–]DannyBoi1Derz 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or are GIFs consistently more funny than videos?

[–]ZedsBread 0 points1 point ago

Videos like this make me so happy, because they remind me that we're really just a bunch of monkeys.

[–]nrichter91 0 points1 point ago

Greenman!

[–]YoureMyBoyBloo 0 points1 point ago

BOOM Headshot!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I laughed equally as hard with each successive loop until I closed the gif.

[–]deadfield918 0 points1 point ago

Schadenfreud. It makes everyone laugh except the one hurt lol

[–]AnUncomfortablePanda 0 points1 point ago

The unseen ending to this looks like a PERFECT post to r/JusticePorn

[–]SaintsSinner 0 points1 point ago

My girlfriend: "It would've been funnier if it was a kid"

[–]SoggyWaffleMonkey 0 points1 point ago

This is probably the number one most reposted gif of all time

[–]SisterStereo 0 points1 point ago

This is a repost among reposts.

[–]999Rainbowkit999 0 points1 point ago

i was eating ice cream while looking at this

[–]eskimobob117 0 points1 point ago

This is the picture imgur gave me. I was pleasantly confused.

[–]mrdoink20 0 points1 point ago

I feel so guilty for laughing manically at this man and his stupid ice cream.

[–]Melissapants 0 points1 point ago

But...he was so happy.

[–]Sinavestia 0 points1 point ago

Man, I'd be in a pissy mood all week if that happened to me.

[–]pacoiam 0 points1 point ago

Also funny!:D Sergio Ramos missed penalty!

[–]McPheenom -2 points-1 points ago

pure comedy

[–]Mmarketting -3 points-2 points ago

No matter how many times I've seen this .gif, it remains hilarious.

[–]whoatemypie77 -1 points0 points ago

That's my cousins uncle! Wow that travelled.. Hate to say it but, spoiler

he faked it for you've been framed for £250 :(

[–]cephalic666 -1 points0 points ago

I laugh every time. This shit never gets old!

[–]shakycam3 -4 points-3 points ago

It's bad enough that the cone was ruined but it also splattered IN HIS FACE. Oh mannnnn... Dying laughing!

[–]sagansaves -1 points0 points ago

Thanks a lot. I was holding my sleeping baby against my chest when I clicked on this. That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!

[–]whoputsandinmymouth -1 points0 points ago

That's funny because he gets hit by a ball while eating some icecream!

[–]EroSennin78 -1 points0 points ago

How many times is this going to happen to him it doesn't stop. How does the ice cream just keep appearing in his hand?

[–]nommas -2 points-1 points ago

Aww, poor guy. He looked like he was really enjoying that ice-cream :D