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[–]gzimmer 173 points174 points ago

Seems safe to me, baby can't fall off the floor.

[–]qpla 89 points90 points ago

You must be an engineer.

[–]gzimmer 29 points30 points ago

Yup.

[–]TheDuckmage 41 points42 points ago

Pure logic right there.

[–]funkme1ster 31 points32 points ago

You'd think so, but based on some of my experiences when I was drunk in university...

Let me fuckin tell you, you can fall off the floor.

[–]Methylobacterium 9 points10 points ago

it's a good thing she's being a good parent by not giving the baby alcohol

[–]funkme1ster 7 points8 points ago

Being drunk as an adult is on par for motor control with being sober as a newborn.

[–]RobinPerris 9 points10 points ago

Shitting yourself, crying and being unable to talk are symptoms of serious alcohol abuse, not regular drinking. But it's your cakeday, so it's socially acceptable tonight.

[–]almightytom 7 points8 points ago

Shitting yourself, crying and being unable to talk are symptoms of a good Friday night. FTFY

[–]Msj2705 8 points9 points ago

Friday is your sex night, too?

[–]X-Craft 8 points9 points ago

But someone else can fall on the baby...

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

Who? Al Quaeda? Ceiling monkey?

[–]RelaxingThought 6 points7 points ago

... the ceiling itself...

[–]Vexing 0 points1 point ago

That bastard.

[–]classy_stegasaurus 0 points1 point ago

Ceiling wax

[–]teuchtercove 41 points42 points ago

It's the sims' fault, mine put the baby behind the couch and just went upstairs to take a shower...

[–]MF-Brofist 28 points29 points ago

Sounds normal to me.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

I love misplacing my infant children throughout the house!

[–]freeballer 4 points5 points ago

That's the last place a kidnapper would look.

[–]Vexing 1 point2 points ago

Great parenting. Really thinking ahead.

[–]mgunk 9 points10 points ago

I actually raised a kid with the kid never coming inside, I feed him enough to sustain him from constantly crying, but he finally grew up into a teenager who should be able to take care of himself, so I locked him out of the front gate, he would still go to school but eventually starved to death over the weekend in the driveway

[–]holyerthanthou 0 points1 point ago

Wait.... I hope youre talking about the sims.

[–]ThomasMenegazzo 5 points6 points ago

Even the bed is still messy. Pretty accurate.

[–]SpcK 13 points14 points ago

Poor imitation of life as she appears to be wearing high heals while gaming.

[–]leodamascus 10 points11 points ago

She must be her party's healer.

[–]yourbuddyjoe 9 points10 points ago

Stop pretending like you know women that game.

[–]alejo699 3 points4 points ago

Clarabelle, before she had two more rugrats and got chunky.

[–]cakewalker85 3 points4 points ago

That sim looks like Felicia Day.

[–]cancerbotX 4 points5 points ago

yes, without a face

[–]circuzninja 0 points1 point ago

BEST PARENT EVER :P

[–]YoureMyBoyBloo 0 points1 point ago

FALSE: She is not watching porn.

[–]Mattkeycakes 0 points1 point ago

Or does life imitate art...

[–]Elverlong 0 points1 point ago

holding baby

Drop Throw away Recycle Lay in crib

[–]SuperMarioChess 0 points1 point ago

Playing FarmVille?

[–]Dirge37 -1 points0 points ago

My sims don't have babies :) and if I have my way they will never have babies... Only cats and dogs!

[–]spielzebub -3 points-2 points ago

what BABY