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[–]Alexanderh86 12 points13 points ago

boob meme?

[–]cooljj_20[S] 26 points27 points ago

I couldn't find an original one but they all pretty much look like this

[–]Chrusciki 6 points7 points ago

what meme i only see boobies.....

[–]Alexanderh86 2 points3 points ago

Ah ok ty.

[–]KShults 5 points6 points ago

I too am unfamiliar.

[–]BJJLucas 30 points31 points ago

Holy shit, you like 'em young.

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[–]fionnt 0 points1 point ago

yes.

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[–]cooljj_20[S] 2 points3 points ago

[–]Atreyucrzy 3 points4 points ago

ouch. im a girlfriend and reddit is just about the only website i go to.

[–]purplepony19 1 point2 points ago

Hello, this is girlfriend. I'm becoming quite addicted actually.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

HELLO, THIS IS DOG.

[–]Mrzeede 0 points1 point ago

This is space marshmallow reporting in. What seems to be the problem?

[–]cooljj_20[S] -4 points-3 points ago

[–]KShults -1 points0 points ago

Why'd you hit him if you clicked it?

[–]cooljj_20[S] -5 points-4 points ago

ha she meant my girlfriend not his

[–]Valek27 -3 points-2 points ago

Women don't make sense.

[–]Sik_muse 9 points10 points ago

Hello, this is girlfriend. Totally introduced Reddit to boyfriend last year.

[–]Piratiko 3 points4 points ago

Hello, this is actually girlfriend. The above is an impostor.

[–]jclarkfree 6 points7 points ago

hello this is not the girlfriend, just some random guy on reddit

[–]fabledman 9 points10 points ago

YES, THIS IS DOG

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

BUT WHO WAS PHONE.

[–]fabledman 7 points8 points ago

NO, THIS IS PATRICK.

[–]coletsim 0 points1 point ago

THIS IS SPARTA MOTHERFUCKER

[–]JustAnotherDweeb 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this before.. Please, tell where?

[–]KirscheBomb 4 points5 points ago

It's from the movie 'Look Who's Talking Now' with John Travolta and Kirstie Alley

[–]cooljj_20[S] -2 points-1 points ago

No lie, I searched angry or anger (or something like that) in gifs. There were like 3 of these posts on my front page and with every click of my mouse I could feel her eyes burn in to the back of my head.

[–]Mrzeede 1 point2 points ago

This thread is a complete fucking mess.

[–]Unforgiven13 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha, awesome.

[–]purplepony19 -2 points-1 points ago

FALSE!!! I simply said I didn't see what the fuss was about because it's just cleavage :P

[–]Lots42 -1 points0 points ago

MMM, cleavage.

Seriously.

And also, can you link to this cleavage?

I ask purely for masturbation purposes.

[–]jumpingflea 0 points1 point ago

Every time I open it, I can see this weird look in my girlfriend's eyes. I can tell she's weighing the chances of getting a girl with breasts like that if she switched teams.

[–]cooljj_20[S] 3 points4 points ago

Haha my girlfriend and I have had many a conversation about which celebrities she would set her eyes on should she suddenly get the urge to switch.

[–]StrikingCrayon 1 point2 points ago

My wife swings that way, she gave a me dirty look when I closed the window to fast. She hadn't seen it yet today.

[–]jumpingflea 2 points3 points ago

Your wives give me hope for the future.

[–]StrikingCrayon 1 point2 points ago

I see what you did there.

Wife not wives. It's very rare for my wife and I to have an emotional connection to the same woman. Sexually that's easy but emotionally it becomes more complicated. We actually have only found one girl and she got scared when she realized we had feelings. Now we are in some kind of weird pseudo friend zone with cuddling and hand holding. It's fucked up.

Edit: huh I guess I wanted to rant because when I re read that I was wondering why the fuck I blabbed on about that. Meh...

[–]pantherbrujah 0 points1 point ago

Your hope gives me wife for the future.

[–]lifeanalyst 2 points3 points ago

Your future gives me hope for a wife.

[–]Atreyucrzy 0 points1 point ago

why would she get mad?

[–]GushieSc2 -1 points0 points ago

you need a new gf..

[–]bluris -2 points-1 points ago

Two of my ex'es would actually point out topless girls for me at the beach, think a third one would as well, but we a couple for that long.

[–]cooljj_20[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Well my brain pieced that the end of that "sentence" together lol. I do that all the time. I think words in my head but don't type them. I have written many papers with complete thoughts but incomplete sentences. Anyway, my girlfriend does the same thing but in a more "hey that slut is topless sort of way." However is done more with tone of voice than the actual words. Then when I go to look.... BAM anger face and a whimper of disdain. sigh.... women

[–]USMCEvan -3 points-2 points ago

You and I must have been dating the same insecure betch. My ex would get threatened by a kitten because it was cuter than her. Stupidest part? She was a 6' redhead. Dumb betch.