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[–]REDDIT- 59 points60 points ago

Thanks for the huge red circle. There's no way I could have spotted it otherwise.

[–]fenrir_darkwolf 9 points10 points ago

There's a circle? Over what? I don't get it. Can I get an arrow pointing out the circle?

[–]Unholy-Knight -2 points-1 points ago

I hate you because you beat me to it, but i respect you :)

[–]REDDIT- 0 points1 point ago

It's OK, this post has cooled off and isn't going anywhere IMO.

[–]dannywarbucks11 -1 points0 points ago

Just because you said that, I upvoted this.

[–]Roiboo -1 points0 points ago

Why do you feel the need to share this?
Just fucking upvote it and move along

[–]dannywarbucks11 -1 points0 points ago

You mad bro?

[–]atz3ro 10 points11 points ago

This is Mew2King. He is a super smash bros melee legend. Here, watch this vid of him in action. (He does not play wow). EDIT: He is Marth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qna80MbcAAc

[–]Fvel 0 points1 point ago

I recall reading a post on reddit ages ago about how he is incredibly socially awkward.

Anyone know more on this?

[–]ShadowPhoenix951 4 points5 points ago

He is. He has Asperger's.

[–]kildis92 0 points1 point ago

He was an orphan child in the hills of Norway. When all of a sudden he beheld a talking penguin living off his 401K in the fjord-lands. This penguin took him is as his own and taught him the ways of Nintendo games. Years later this penguin also happened upon internet fame and ended up as the blue-backgrounded dweeb you all know and love.

[–]Thewhitebread 0 points1 point ago

A good friend of mine is huge into the Smash Bros scene. Not to long ago he hosted a national tournament this dude was attending and told me what I presume is a well known story within Smash circles.

Once this kid stayed over at another Smash player's house during a tournament and for whatever reason was left unsupervised for the majority of the time. Well turns out the guy hosting him apparently said something that pissed "Mew2King" off something awful. The day he was supposed to leave the host returned back to his own home to find that every last bit of his food was eaten (which was allegedly several weeks worth of groceries) and that that "Mew2King" had jerked off in the guy's bed, leaving a small but noticeable pile of spunk right on top of the sheets.

Now look at OP's picture again and imagine that story. Then judge the everliving shit out of him.

[–]Kiffe_Y 5 points6 points ago

Also, hover hand

[–]OODanK 0 points1 point ago

It also appears that her pimp is about to smack his hover hand away!

[–]Kelsadar 4 points5 points ago

Am I the only one that wonders when and why this happened?

[–]fechera 2 points3 points ago

Truth or Dare? Maybe the dare was to get him to jizz in his pants. And judging by his face, she succeeded.

[–]Karma_Seems_Stupid 1 point2 points ago

How to Earn Reddit on Karma. Save a Picture on the front page, wait a month or two. Repost..Mmm...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Reposting scum.

[–]Mountainviewer650 1 point2 points ago

I also have eaten at burger king.

[–]dannywarbucks11 0 points1 point ago

Bitch, please. Kidney Shot will do the same thing.

[–]Panagoman 0 points1 point ago

At least you waited some months before reposting it. I normally would have downvoted, but seeing the state of reddit as it is right now, i upvoted...

[–]monster01020 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, as a level 85 warlock I am immune to this effect.

[–]pwd3r 0 points1 point ago

reposttttt

[–]Pirate_Pelvis 0 points1 point ago

I like the hand on the right that seems to say, "Wait, he can't handle that much female at once!"

[–]N64all 0 points1 point ago

Have you ever been on the internet?

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit -3 points-2 points ago

Good thing it's circled.

[–]tominator001 -1 points0 points ago

I would not have known where to look without the red ring, THANK YOU

[–]Stripedcheese -1 points0 points ago

Haha, I bet that's his sister