Troll Science

boomboxdino · 3 months

Your body would smash into itself.

mlsweeney · 3 months

You'd die, portals transfer matter from one area to the other. If they were squished together, the matter would have nowhere to go and would need to be compressed. I'd be like a reverse Big Bang.

JackK3tch · 3 months

Portals are not alternative dimensions. The same amount of space exists between both pistons. That is, until they start pushing inwards. As the pistons close, the space in which YOU can exist diminishes. You would collide into yourself.

Trapped_in_Reddit · 3 months

Portals disappear when a surface moves

SpiringZero · 3 months

Using portal logic you would die

Killzonexxl · 3 months

You'd die idiot. With nothing but wall a inverse reaction would occur and you'd either be crushed or ripped apart inside out due to the inverse reaction. Either way that troll is fucking dead

tyroneisepic · 3 months

you'll die. you cant shoot portals on dark surfaces.

Rarely_Upvotes · 3 months

You would repost, I suppose that happened here.

BuzKilington · 3 months

Crushed by your own shoulders.

LonelyHerring · 3 months

Maybe, like two similar (powerful) magnets might, the portals would repel each other.

ChaydXIV · 3 months

no you'd die

scorpion7 · 3 months

You'd be crushed.

StiCimedaca · 3 months

You would be forever trapped in a vast uet empty void

Tubapher · 3 months

Fucking repost

Gtt1229 · 3 months

You'd get AID's.


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