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[–]ijustwanttotaco 15 points16 points ago

Should we eat him or worship him?

[–]HugotheHorrible 17 points18 points ago

I think that we should eat him to show our devotion.

[–]SkinnyRex 5 points6 points ago

Mmm, Sacrilicious.

[–]FreeThinkerLee 2 points3 points ago

Eating him IS worshiping him. Haven't you read the gospels?

[–]ijustwanttotaco 0 points1 point ago

Ohhh, like Pastafarian communion.

[–]poogmoithoing 9 points10 points ago

He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy.

[–]angg56 0 points1 point ago

you beat me to it! well damn. Dibs on his holy gourd.

[–]korkyshadow 5 points6 points ago

He will be the one to bring pastafarians and atheist together! at the dinner table.

[–]pman5595 5 points6 points ago

mmmm, it looks so delicious.

[–]MoldyBreadCheese 5 points6 points ago

We have to hide it while its still young, then worship it. Luckily, I'm a veggie so HAND ME THE BABY [insert lopsided smile here]

[–]Skarmotastic 3 points4 points ago

Pasta and a baby? There really is a god! And it's delic- oh shit.

[–]izzyg710 4 points5 points ago

Command me, Your Noodliness. I shall do your bidding.

[–]GingerBeardThePirate 4 points5 points ago

The pastafarian messiah will be born as an adult midget in full pirate clothing. Please read up on youre beuatiful religion before you post.

[–]EvilStellar 3 points4 points ago

So cute! I just want to eat him up!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

OMFSM I TOTALLY NEEDED THIS!!

[–]appletart 1 point2 points ago

Baptism?

[–]SheHailsFromTheHills 1 point2 points ago

This is so funny and cute I can hardly stand it. :)

[–]Dicky1893 1 point2 points ago

Finally, we can eat the body of our messiah and it won't taste like cardboard anus, like that Jebus fellow.

[–]JosephAM 1 point2 points ago

What once was hot then cold is now made hot again by the great microwave crucible! R'Amen!

[–]angg56 0 points1 point ago

E's not the messiah! E's a very naughty boy!

[–]suprman511 0 points1 point ago

My sauce be upon him

[–]evilwithasmile 0 points1 point ago

I'm hungry.

[–]roogleason -1 points0 points ago

It's just a kid who doesn't know anything.