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[–]kaystl 232 points233 points ago

It almost looks like he has a huge schlong hanging out of his pants.

[–]BlueRazors 19 points20 points ago

[–]dangerm0use 38 points39 points ago

Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money...

[–]A_Known_Cat 5 points6 points ago

Or cocaine!

[–]MrFlabulous 3 points4 points ago

A whore does cocaine for money?

[–]pocketjacks 2 points3 points ago

At Charlie Sheen's house, anything is possible.

[–]KB3 -2 points-1 points ago

How long did you have to wait to use that one?! Nicely done.

[–]tom_doobie 1 point2 points ago

read the entire subreddit thank sir or madam

[–]BlueRazors 0 points1 point ago

no problem

[–]MorganFreemanJr 0 points1 point ago

I am high and what is this?

[–]DangerousDetlef 3 points4 points ago

I think the recent revival of the word "schlong" is really great. Please, keep that on.

[–]Giggity_Guy 7 points8 points ago

what exactly are your eyes doing all the way down there when theres a man with a fine chest moustache to be looking at?

[–]Todomanna 8 points9 points ago

Some people like penises. There's nothing wrong with that.

[–]Sodfarm 4 points5 points ago

I'd say almost exactly half the population is genetically predetermined to like penises.

[–]CeruleanLlama 2 points3 points ago

That's literally all I saw for like several seconds. Then I saw the mustache.

[–]CorbinStarlight 2 points3 points ago

Fucking KNEW someone else saw it!

[–]Knewtworiddet 1 point2 points ago

I was looking at the mustache then my eyes moved down. The expression on my face must have been priceless...

[–]kuhz2001 1 point2 points ago

came here for this, left satisfied

[–]sangai 1 point2 points ago

was gonna say "shame his dick is hanging outta those shorts"

[–]faptastics 1 point2 points ago

there's a mustache on that vagina...

[–]SirWinacus 45 points46 points ago

This has been reposted more times than my amount of friends.

[–]TheDroopy 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, OP doesn't know this guy.

[–]TheTwist 2 points3 points ago

So first time ever post?

[–]mjxii 1 point2 points ago

OP is a great big phoney!

[–]antonbe 1 point2 points ago

It has been reposted more mustaches than the guy in the picture has!

[–]DoodleBob88 -1 points0 points ago

And that's a lot.

[–]BlueRazors 21 points22 points ago

Imagine how hairy his chest was before he finally shaved it like that.

[–]badhobbit 9 points10 points ago

He was a sexy man-bear, I'm sure.

[–]Kelseyb 5 points6 points ago

and they found this on reddit a couple months ago

[–]Clumsy_Mandii 15 points16 points ago

That is just incredibly sexy, and manly.

[–]BlueRazors -3 points-2 points ago

*manstache

[–]tomtomlol 2 points3 points ago

Do you happen to go to MSU? I'm friends with him, too

[–]Juxta25 5 points6 points ago

The person standing behind him...his lower leg and ankle looks like a giant cock poking out his shorts. Hilarious perspective.

[–]Brobiwan 1 point2 points ago

Came here to make this observation... upvote for you

[–]Darrik 2 points3 points ago

If you 'saw' this on your facebook feed today, how come I saw this a month ago?

Am I a timetraveler?

[–]kanyeezy24 42 points43 points ago

No you didn't. You lying karma desperate ass hat.

http://karmadecay.com/imgur.com/tQuza

[–]HuggableBear 43 points44 points ago

Really? You don't think it's even slightly possible that this dude has never seen this picture and it showed up on his feed when one of his friends posted it?

He didn't say it was him, or his friend, or claim credit. He just said it showed up on his feed, which it most likely did.

FYI, nobody elected you to be the fun police. And asshat is one word, you fark reject.

[–]kanyeezy24 3 points4 points ago

fark reject :( i don't even know what that means, but it hurts man.

[–]DoodleBob88 18 points19 points ago

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe a fark reject is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

[–]SlimyEwok -3 points-2 points ago

Hey Bear.

Take the stick out of your ass.

-Ewok

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Glad somebody else noticed.

[–]AgreesWithIdiots 9 points10 points ago

[–]benkingofdragons 2 points3 points ago

LOOK OUT SOMEONES RIGHT BEHIND U

[–]Piscator629 1 point2 points ago

Someone apparently with no legs and is able to levitate.

[–]sotakeanap 1 point2 points ago

I want to hug that

[–]BanditoRojo 1 point2 points ago

Like a hip-sir.

[–]doomcoffee 1 point2 points ago

That's a mustache i'd ride, yaknowwhatImean.

[–]pieface42 1 point2 points ago

Say what you like, we all know it's you. Don't worry, I'd hit that

[–]mattrva 1 point2 points ago

The ole chestache.

[–]Sobchak_Security 1 point2 points ago

He should go with a matching face-stache. Then, the third time's the charm...

[–]riacirca84 1 point2 points ago

Anyone want some Pringles all of a sudden?

[–]420jubu 1 point2 points ago

I met this guy at Coachella this year at the hotel my buddies were staying at. He kept trying to convince us all we should shave something into our chests.

[–]MrBurd 1 point2 points ago

Originally posted to reddit, then posted on FB by some dude and then reposted to reddit again. [/viciousinternetcyclecirclejerk]

[–]Charging_in 1 point2 points ago

Haha looks like coatesy

[–]Skwerley 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, did ya? Cause I saw it on my "feed"(REDDIT.) about 2 weeks ago.

[–]PortraitBird 4 points5 points ago

I can't decide which is funnier -- the chestache or the giant "dick" coming out of his shorts.

[–]pugzilla 6 points7 points ago

I work with that man. No joke. I work with that man.

[–]mr_z06 1 point2 points ago

WTF when i posted this i got -5 karma :(

[–]drn8 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if glorious mustache, or if two hairy arms are growing out of his chest.

[–]USMC_spidey 0 points1 point ago

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say there was probably alcohol, a bet, and lots and lots of regret involved in this...

[–]Shootsucka 1 point2 points ago

Not sure if you are talking about his giant penis, or his mustache chest hair... The giant penis is more impressive.

[–]dangerm0use 1 point2 points ago

That man's penis is huge.

[–]burdd 0 points1 point ago

Smashing!

[–]BassBox33 0 points1 point ago

That mustache is impeccable.

[–]Ramblingbear 0 points1 point ago

Now you're a man a man man man...

[–]Boobie-TGOD 0 points1 point ago

does this make me gay?

[–]masewise 0 points1 point ago

I see two brontosauruses without legs looking at each other.

[–]JordanianRiver 0 points1 point ago

My goodness he is a hairy man. Look how thick that boobie mane is

[–]Evets616 0 points1 point ago

I can't tell if the shorts or the titstache is my favorite part.

[–]avert_your_maize 0 points1 point ago

So that's where Brian Orosco's mustache ended up.

[–]the_pissed_off_goose 0 points1 point ago

holy looks like a penis

[–]trowuhweigh991122883 0 points1 point ago

This momentarily made me want to be male so I could do this... the more rational side of me said just do it to my taint instead

[–]Cabana 0 points1 point ago

He's pretty hot, hairy or not

[–]frostysnowcat 0 points1 point ago

Oh god, not the chestache again.

[–]10tothe24th 0 points1 point ago

The hipster is strong with this one.

[–]realgenius13 0 points1 point ago

Wow, we have found the King of the Hipsters, he'll be dethroned after 5 upvotes though for being too mainstream.

[–]homelessnesses 0 points1 point ago

No it wasn't

[–]imnotcheeeese 0 points1 point ago

LIES!

[–]imnotcheeeese 1 point2 points ago

i trusted you and you hurt me.

[–]OKeeffe 1 point2 points ago

The shorts are just icing on the cake.

[–]yancey2112 0 points1 point ago

EGG SALT!

[–]Cire11 0 points1 point ago

Are his nipples flexing or a mustache?

[–]namfonos 0 points1 point ago

that is fucked up bro. how much hair do you have on your chest? does it cover everything? does your back look the same?

[–]Nutinurgut 0 points1 point ago

This needs to be number 1! Double Whammy!

[–]Ruined534 0 points1 point ago

That's weird cuz it gets posted here every other day.

[–]xKJx25 0 points1 point ago

Whereola?

[–]tnakonom 0 points1 point ago

Like a sir.

[–]onederful 0 points1 point ago

oh....GOD......yep, I just went gayer.

[–]xashleyk55 0 points1 point ago

Sexiest thing I have ever seen. So much win!

[–]GrayFury 0 points1 point ago

"HELLO, LAYDAYYYYS"

[–]Teppichopfer 0 points1 point ago

Ahhh, the classic breastache

[–]lydocia 0 points1 point ago

If only my boyfriend would...

[–]mylifeisanocean 0 points1 point ago

mustits

[–]HulkyKrow 0 points1 point ago

Must be Australian

[–]newtype06 0 points1 point ago

It'd be better if he had the matching mustache for his chestache.

[–]hammertimebustamove 0 points1 point ago

This is completely unacceptable on every single level.

[–]LittleBigKid2000 0 points1 point ago

Relative of Saxton Hale?

[–]shaznbad 0 points1 point ago

New. Life. Goal.

[–]souphanousinphone 0 points1 point ago

His legs. They are so smooth.

[–]ShootyHoops 0 points1 point ago

I wish there was a way for me to upvote this post and downvote the douche in the picture.

[–]Girlindaytona 0 points1 point ago

Hair bra

[–]vocalyzer 0 points1 point ago

I'm strangely aroused....

[–]morgantosh 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a bra.

[–]KillerBYTE 0 points1 point ago

It's like I've seen this some where else, but in the same place

[–]a_random_hobo 0 points1 point ago

"Tired of looking like this? In just under two weeks, Retaphin will give you nipple mustaches!"

[–]sheabarger -1 points0 points ago

He's gone full hipster.

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[–]A_DRUNK_ASSHOLE -1 points0 points ago

Shit like this is stupid. Never post again.

[–]redditandweepit -1 points0 points ago

ewwwwwwwwwwww.... oh never mind that's a child's leg