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[–]dmendo54 50 points51 points ago

[–]baconator9000 1 point2 points ago

fantastic

[–]Astralize 1 point2 points ago

[–]antonbe 17 points18 points ago

I really expected him to start breaking it down instead of bouncing up and down awkwardly.

[–]Devanismyname 17 points18 points ago

Even though he is a serial killer I relate to him a lot.

[–]Coloneljesus 20 points21 points ago

You misspelled "because"

[–]__slots__ 15 points16 points ago

I like the part where the grey skirt is semitransparent fabric.

[–]BlackZeppelin 26 points27 points ago

I like the part 5 minutes later where Dexter gets a pretty sweet blowjob.

[–]whackadoo47 8 points9 points ago

dexter seems to get blown a lot.

[–]ridik_ulass 9 points10 points ago

If I was writer, director, and main actor I'd make sure the main character gets blown a lot too. Especially if I worked with my ex wife.

[–]CrackersInMyCrack 2 points3 points ago

Not really, he's sort of awkward.

[–]FuzzyBacon 11 points12 points ago

I dunno, in a 7 year stretch he's gotten blown consistently by at least 3 different women. If you think about it, Rita probably gave him blowjobs all the time, and Lila - you know she went down on him at least 5 or 6 times. And Lumen probably gave him one right after they dumped Jordan Chase.

Fucking fictional serial killers get blown more than me. :(

[–]sfcjohn 50 points51 points ago

Blasphemer it is always the Carlton Dance always.

[–]Durpulous 5 points6 points ago

[–]StairwayToTruth 2 points3 points ago

And that episode was aired just under 2 hours ago. A glorious moment in the realm of all humanity.

[–]weareonthecruise 2 points3 points ago

[–]vVvMaze 4 points5 points ago

I will ALWAYS upvote Fresh Prince

[–]coffeeholic 1 point2 points ago

I wish I could dance like that.

[–]kaige18 0 points1 point ago

Carlton's got moves. You cannot deny that.

[–]Fartmatic 42 points43 points ago

[–]EmptheBear 3 points4 points ago

I stared at that second one for way longer than I want to admit.

[–]AustinHiggs 1 point2 points ago

What's that first gif from?

[–]Zen1 1 point2 points ago

The Critic, underrated show starring Jon Lovitz

[–]Bored_At_Night 8 points9 points ago

Isn't this also the goth dance in Southpark?

[–]trombodachi 1 point2 points ago

woah it is, never got the reference!

[–]BeachNWhale 1 point2 points ago

the original dance pimp imho

[–]371warE 28 points29 points ago

This is how I roll http://i.imgur.com/VqHmZ.jpg

[–]This-Was-Insightful 8 points9 points ago

But... but... that's a .jpg.

[–]Norse_Ginger 1 point2 points ago

I'm as terrified as you are.

No sleep tonight.jpg

[–]buckykat 2 points3 points ago

as long as the file extension is an image format that imgur uses, it doesn't matter. so, .bingbopboom doesn't work, but .jpg, .gif, .png all do.

[–]laddergoat89 3 points4 points ago

[–]ConstipatedNinja 0 points1 point ago

And if you start the extension as something that imgur uses, it's also valid.

.jpgbuckykat for example would work.

[–]cadencehz 0 points1 point ago

I love Bucky! Best comic ever.

[–]hooray_for_mustache 10 points11 points ago

This is the song that came on as I saw this. I liked it.

[–]KiLLaKRaGGy 1 point2 points ago

if only the music video had this on loop

[–]jackdbunny 2 points3 points ago

[–]punknotcrunk 1 point2 points ago

Loving, Touching, Squeezing was on when I opened this. It goes perfectly. I almost spit my beer out. Almost.

[–]antonbe -1 points0 points ago

That's some of the most hipster electronica I've ever heard. Hipsters are starting to become more mainstream!

[–]koolkid005 -2 points-1 points ago

lol, dude that's about as mainstream as it gets without being literally inside britney spears. Nothing hipster about that artist.

[–]antonbe 0 points1 point ago

I was talking about the music itself, really... it has a very "hipster" vibe and tune.

[–]koolkid005 -1 points0 points ago

That doesn't make any sense. Hipsters listen to shit from Jazz to Noise to Punk to Rock to Electronica, how can something sound "hipstery"? I mean, maybe it sounds like all the fake hipster wannabe bands that 14 year old girls love, but that's mainstream, not hipstery at all.

[–]calebungewitter 11 points12 points ago

[–]Shadax 2 points3 points ago

This needs "The club can't even handle me right now"

[–]Anonymo 32 points33 points ago

[–]Hellothereawesome 3 points4 points ago

Now that, is one good dancer.

[–]Khiraji 58 points59 points ago

[–]Jjunior130 30 points31 points ago

[–]Coloneljesus -3 points-2 points ago

Can someone please stabilize this gif!

[–]capnd 35 points36 points ago

[–]antonbe 8 points9 points ago

Hah, wow that's perfect. Someone should use some professional video editing program to put that cat into that video!

[–]capnd 1 point2 points ago

I absolutely could not agree more.

[–]antonbe 0 points1 point ago

Let's hope and wait for someone to deliver.

[–]whackadoo47 3 points4 points ago

we are going to be here for a while

[–]antonbe 2 points3 points ago

We can't escape reddit anyway, we have time.

There's even a guy that's trapped in reddit source code. I think this may be how the Matrix got started.

[–]420Warrior 2 points3 points ago

my unauthorized biography in song form ~

[–]lmYourHuckleberry -1 points0 points ago

Came here looking for this, wasn't dissapointed. Thank you Cap'n! (And FSM Ramen)

[–]myst0rys1ngs[S] 1 point2 points ago

O_O that is the best song for this gif ever.

[–]neon_kid 13 points14 points ago

[–]genesis_block 3 points4 points ago

Am I going to jail now?

[–]distorted_G 5 points6 points ago

Hot damn! It's like looking in a mirror

[–]This-Was-Insightful 0 points1 point ago

I love pages that end in .swf. They never fail to be entertaining.

[–]Agnosticvalues 4 points5 points ago

You could learn something from these cats.

[–]analcarbomb 0 points1 point ago

Oh god, this picture is now my favorite

[–]Norwegian__Blue 0 points1 point ago

And these cats :)

[–]flekkzo 1 point2 points ago

That dude has style.

[–]StairwayToTruth 0 points1 point ago

He's a real cool cat.

[–]ayures 2 points3 points ago

[–]Norwegian__Blue 0 points1 point ago

Perfect

[–]KelseyLeila 3 points4 points ago

Am I the only person on Reddit who likes going to clubs?

[–]milleribsen 1 point2 points ago

No. I enjoy them, but I go to gay clubs (being of the lavender Mafia) which I feel is a different beast all together.

[–]gwvent 0 points1 point ago

As someone currently at a club, yes you are.

[–]helpmeplzzzzzz 0 points1 point ago

There's an 80s nite I love to go to, but its not a typical club, its a Hipster bar, but it gets packed and the dance floor gets full. I hate the typical douchey clubs though.

[–]KelseyLeila 0 points1 point ago

Perhaps you're just not getting drunk enough? I'm mostly kidding, but not really. I hate it sober.

[–]drvomit 2 points3 points ago

[–]HuskyDog78 2 points3 points ago

Cobra cat!!

[–]keyree 2 points3 points ago

It's easy man. As long as you can bob up and down in time with music and do something (literally anything) with your hands, everyone will probably assume that you normally can dance but are just too drunk to be able to execute it at the moment.

[–]k3vlar80 2 points3 points ago

Do you have some sort of DVD you can sell me that teaches me these moves. The GIF you posted is far too advanced for me.

[–]atafies 2 points3 points ago

[–]wrxie 1 point2 points ago

This is on my list of favorite gifs.

[–]JoshieG 0 points1 point ago

This is on my list of creepiest gifs. God, I'm gonna have nightmares.

[–]airborneANDrowdy 1 point2 points ago

I totally Lost my shit over this. Too funny

[–]wibbley_wobbley 1 point2 points ago

This about sums it up.

(featuring Bane)

[–]kaeby 1 point2 points ago

[–]Bryce98 1 point2 points ago

I'lll leave this right here.

[–]eLZhi 1 point2 points ago

this reminds me when i was at my friends birthday party, after a while everyone was drunk and started dancing,

i got up so i wouldn't be the only person sitting and end up doing the exact same thing as the posted by the OP but without even realizing,

then i hear one girl say "look at him, blabalba baby steps" and laugh, felt pretty bad.

[–]orangecord 1 point2 points ago

Do the creep

[–]-Y0- 1 point2 points ago

Sweet moves :)

[–]biggiet2049 1 point2 points ago

Hahaha after a twelve hour shift, this is unbelievably and abnormally funny.

[–]madisongrace 1 point2 points ago

That's how I creep up on handsome men...

[–]WilliamSpacegear 3 points4 points ago

THRILLA!

[–]stevaughan 1 point2 points ago

Lol'd at this shit. I love cats. (:

[–]RogueThrax 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of that night club owner Iguana guy (Dimitri!) from Sly Cooper 2. The first boss if I remember right.

[–]mcheidbrink1 0 points1 point ago

hilarious

[–]mikeDabout2getMoney 0 points1 point ago

Needs some Digable Planets

[–]milleribsen 0 points1 point ago

I wish more people remembered this song.

[–]mikeDabout2getMoney 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could forget it.

[–]clopclopclopclop 0 points1 point ago

So THATS the 2 step.

[–]rr_at_reddit 0 points1 point ago

Why would you dance in a club at all? Aren't clubs for sitting, chatting, smoking cigars and drinking?

[–]thebitterbjacks 0 points1 point ago

I laughed out loud in a movie. It was worth it.

[–]NOW_IM_FUCKED 0 points1 point ago

And that same dance is why I never get the ladies.

[–]dollarglis 0 points1 point ago

You should wear a suit, slick your hair back and be from Sweden.

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[–]faurette 0 points1 point ago

You're a drag queen? Not that there's anything wrong with that...

[–]SweetTeef 0 points1 point ago

Where is that novelty account that stabilizes videos?

[–]SocialAssassin 0 points1 point ago

Yikes! Hopefully that's before some liquid courage?

[–]myst0rys1ngs[S] 1 point2 points ago

[–]Ralph_Baconader 0 points1 point ago

Nice try, Mewtwo.

[–]Diemac 0 points1 point ago

Favorite gif so far.

[–]poopy_vageyena_face 0 points1 point ago

Sick moves, cat dawg

[–]nixle 0 points1 point ago

You need to shave, dude

[–]likwidtek 0 points1 point ago

Heh. Someone please take this gif and add "The club can't even handle me right now"

[–]maryisneat 0 points1 point ago

maybe i'm drunk, but that's hilarious.

[–]Rallerboy888 0 points1 point ago

You morph from human to cat?

[–]AdorablyDead 0 points1 point ago

you should upload a video of you actually dancing like this.

[–]Regular_Ghost 0 points1 point ago

Why?

[–]essextrain 0 points1 point ago

This creeps me right the fuck out ಠ_ಠ

[–]Trollin_Aint_Easy 0 points1 point ago

Ah Ah Ah Ah Staying Alive Staying Alive!

[–]megustatmsaws 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvnTYfmojXQ came up as I hovered over this...

[–]markisonfire 0 points1 point ago

Dance? That's just how I walk. 'Sup ladies.

[–]Sickeninglysweet 0 points1 point ago

Just stopping by to tell you that you're getting an upvote because that picture made me laugh my ass off. No real reason. :)

[–]baconator9000 0 points1 point ago

[–]fstonecanada 0 points1 point ago

Should rename- This is how I dance Alone at clubs.

[–]550iluv 0 points1 point ago

I just lol'd and pee'd a little.

[–]ImmabouttogoHAM 0 points1 point ago

I can relate.

[–]steuf 0 points1 point ago

I was laughing way to hard to this.

[–]The_other_Aphex_twin 0 points1 point ago

Screw dancing lessons, that's what ecstasy is for.

[–]Bac-ILL-us 0 points1 point ago

We all do...

[–]Marsii 0 points1 point ago

[–]dragonite_life 0 points1 point ago

Lean wit it, Rock wit it, Lean wit it, Rock wit it

[–]AnonTheTerrible 0 points1 point ago

Listen to this and it's a lot more hilarious. XD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5UJ9NOLiq0&feature=related

[–]WooshOverMyHead 0 points1 point ago

First of all, I doubt you are a cat because cats cannot type. Second of all, if you were a cat, you would not be able to get into clubs. This is probably fake, everyone.

[–]DroopySage 0 points1 point ago

Take that pussies.

[–]supermegaultrajeremy 0 points1 point ago

[–]oldsecondhand 0 points1 point ago

I dance with no bones.

[–]eGetin 0 points1 point ago

That's better than how I dance.

[–]EmuSoFly 0 points1 point ago

I was listening to "Gorillaz - On Melancholy Hill" when I clicked this link. I had it up for the rest of the song. It was awesome. Bye.

[–]12013177 0 points1 point ago

R Kelly - Ignition (remix)

I LOL'd

[–]porkly1 0 points1 point ago

needs a bowtie

[–]Lewnidas 0 points1 point ago

[–]thegreatflatmountain 0 points1 point ago

[–]snatcher04 0 points1 point ago

Fits perfectly with Untangle by Four tet

[–]Solomaxwell6 0 points1 point ago

Don't dance that way. Arms down there say you're white and you're sorry.

[–]kllat 0 points1 point ago

[–]belladonnadiorama 0 points1 point ago

That's one suave mofo.

[–]DracoX872 0 points1 point ago

TIL Redditors go clubbing

[–]petedawes 0 points1 point ago

ITT: The most extensive collection of awkward dancing gifs on the internet.

[–]oldsecondhand 0 points1 point ago

Dansing, cobradansing!

[–]Kcry 0 points1 point ago

http://imgur.com/t7kgK like-a sir. (i made it a while ago when i first saw that gif, used it as a forum avatar but the teacup didn't turn out as planned.)

[–]insipid_rhapsody 0 points1 point ago

Yes! Thank you for making my day that much better. Cheers!

[–]dahanese 0 points1 point ago

This was my reaction

[–]JimmyCumbs 0 points1 point ago

whatever song starts with, "sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset" came on (yes I am a real life musicaly oblivious 8th grader, sort-of)

[–]thieving_magpie 2 points3 points ago

Fiddler on the roof, motherfucker. The best goddamn musical ever.

[–]wellintentioneddrunk 0 points1 point ago

That's wonderful, and congratulations, but it doesn't "START" with sunrise, sunset. So... no.

[–]thieving_magpie 0 points1 point ago

Jesus you're stupid.

[–]wellintentioneddrunk -3 points-2 points ago

Bright Eyes: Sunrise, Sunset.

[–]BelugaTaquito 0 points1 point ago

I just lean against a wall and snap my fingers on two and four.

[–]goofball_jones 0 points1 point ago

I do the same, but I snap my fingers on one...then between 2 & 3 then just before 4. Then the next bar I mix it up and do it different.

Yeah, I have no sense of rhythm.

[–]Azorka 1 point2 points ago

Sounds to me like a perfect 3/4 polyrhythm.

Your sense of rhythm is just too good.

[–]whackadoo47 0 points1 point ago

this is the only dance in my dance lexicon.

[–]Spicy_Anis -1 points0 points ago

After watching this informative video I dance like a beast, and get all the bitches.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HiuCaaQhxg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[–]2yrnx1lc2zkp77kp 3 points4 points ago

i just found that video awkward and mildly offensive...i dunno, struck me as trashy

[–]Erzsabet 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, it seems to be just making fun of a bunch of older people in the 90's, some of them seeming to be civil war reenactors.

[–]Spicy_Anis 1 point2 points ago

Offensive? Really? Well it was part of a somewhat sketch tv show on MTV way back when. I think it's hilarious.

Edit: Does it make it less offensive to know they signed a release to be on t.v?

[–]EOTWAWKI -2 points-1 points ago

Now that is the dubfuckingfunniest thing I have ever seen.

Yeah, I don't have much of a life.

[–]shelly_11 -1 points0 points ago

And you pull out a Michael Jackson dance!

[–]sethamphetamine -2 points-1 points ago

repost, congrats on nothing original.

[–]rhauschildt -2 points-1 points ago

aaaamazzing