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[–]Zero1343 108 points109 points ago

yup cats are a liquid

[–]TheFigment 19 points20 points ago

Alex Mack was a cat?

[–]VeteranKamikaze 2 points3 points ago

How 'bout that?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

yea, im saving this cause im sure ill use it soon.

[–]Mack_B 39 points40 points ago

[–]dieselnut 2 points3 points ago

It's freaking mesmerizing. I can't stop watching.

[–]kerokerokeropi 34 points35 points ago

I keep thinking what would happen if that were my cat and it got stuck in there, and I had to break the glass to get him out?

[–]pime 11 points12 points ago

No, the best solution is to slowly heat the glass to around 500-600F, so that it expands and the cat can slide out easily.

[–]deadpoetic333 5 points6 points ago

So bake the cat alive? Got it.

[–]mrpickles 4 points5 points ago

This kills the cat.

[–]AlbinoEwok 1 point2 points ago

not if you are careful...

[–]CeeDawg 0 points1 point ago

Not if its a cool cat.

[–]watacara 1 point2 points ago

This happened with a bullfrog i caught once, it got stuck and the end result was not a pretty sight

[–]Softcorps_dn 1 point2 points ago

Take a nail and a hammer. Keep tapping the nail, a bit harder each time, until the glass shatters. The cat will probably be scared shitless for a bit but won't get hurt by it.

[–]kerokerokeropi 4 points5 points ago

And you know this how? Are you imagining that the entire glass would just obliterate the instant it decided to shatter? I picture more like big shards breaking off and the cat getting excited and immediately starting to squirm to get out and cutting itself in the process.

I guess the best thing would be to take it to the vet and get it sedated, duct tape the entire bowl and then shatter it and peel it away.

[–]Softcorps_dn 1 point2 points ago

I would flip the bowl upside down and put the nail on the flat bottom area. That would pretty much guarantee a full break. Your way works too.

[–]Sinavestia 3 points4 points ago

I'd just shake the bowl until the cat popped out.

[–]89733 1 point2 points ago

Could probably use a glass cutter.

[–]Zktnl 58 points59 points ago

I imagine that's kinda how poke-balls work.

[–]captainahob 8 points9 points ago

Nope. Quantum tunneling.

[–]dekuscrub 15 points16 points ago

Quantum tunneling is when a particle overcomes a barrier it "should not" be able to- for example, fusion may still occur even though the particles involved are not actually hot enough to surpass the forces which repell them (because of quantum shenanigans).

You probably wanted wormholes. /melvin

[–]captainahob -1 points0 points ago

I thought that quantum tunneling allowed mass to become massless.

[–]Pointy130 7 points8 points ago

No, that's Element Zero.

[–]DarbyBartholomew 15 points16 points ago

[–]nodefect 0 points1 point ago

Wait, so eezo is produced by cats?

[–]Sinavestia 1 point2 points ago

Those darn catz.

[–]thecheattc 35 points36 points ago

I'm pretty drunk, and for like 10 seconds i thought this was a gif of a cat eating itself.

[–]AlbinoEwok 0 points1 point ago

dolan plz

[–]Haifen 14 points15 points ago

I'm not sure how I feel about voluntary bonsai kittens.

[–]Ocho8 27 points28 points ago

fun fact; cats have no collar bone, so anything their head fits into, so does the rest of their body.

[–]RexArcana 91 points92 points ago

UNSUBSCRIBE CAT FACTS.

[–]somebitchfelldown 13 points14 points ago

Cats do have collar bones. They just aren't connected to any other bones.

[–]Lord_Nuke 3 points4 points ago

This kills the cat.

[–]Haagendazstin 29 points30 points ago

[–]Igotlost 2 points3 points ago

the dreaded reddit - 9gag - reddit cycle.

[–]Lord_Nuke -2 points-1 points ago

[–]cody_au 19 points20 points ago

This looks dangerous so makes me feel sad :(

[–]TheLostViking 34 points35 points ago

don't worry the cat died shortly after.

[–]Todd_the_Wraith 3 points4 points ago

YOU SON OF A BITCH! THAT BETTER NOT HAVE HAPPENED!

[–]TheLostViking 19 points20 points ago

The only way to get it out was with a wand blender...... delicious

[–]Hannachomp 5 points6 points ago

Yep. I was so nervous for the cat, I couldn't enjoy the gif. Poor kitty ):

[–]mobu 6 points7 points ago

[–]riverfan823 11 points12 points ago

I would like to see the video of that cat getting out

[–]Norwazy 29 points30 points ago

[–]riverfan823 4 points5 points ago

Why am I not surprised. Well played indeed

[–]kazez2 2 points3 points ago

Well played sir.

[–]sweenster 4 points5 points ago

oh hey its the same joke someone else made the last time this gif was posted

[–]Beakerbite 0 points1 point ago

That glass just shit a cat.

[–]TuckMyFits 0 points1 point ago

You took the exact words out of my mouth. You beat me to it.

[–]Jables237 -2 points-1 points ago

Actually this gif is just a reverse of the cat getting out.

[–]funnyhowlifeworks -1 points0 points ago

Heh

[–]Jables237 -1 points0 points ago

Banana banana banana

[–]funnyhowlifeworks -1 points0 points ago

Ya, I'm an idiot. Got it... Funnier your way.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

I wish I was there. Not to witness the incredible-ness of this... but to roll him back and forth.

[–]benkingofdragons 17 points18 points ago

at first i was like DAWWW, then i was like LOOOOL then i was like WHOOOOAAAAAA

[–]tchefacegeneral 23 points24 points ago

then i was like "oh shit i need to breath"

[–]Igotlost 1 point2 points ago

but then what happened?

[–]tyranicas 3 points4 points ago

That's one way to dust the inside of that glass.

[–]Rbryson30 3 points4 points ago

Damn it, I wanted to see it try and get out...

[–]Stonebag93 1 point2 points ago

My brain screams claustrophobia while watching this.

[–]SilverHammerMan 1 point2 points ago

It took me 1.5 loops to figure out what I was watching. It was a weird few seconds.

[–]propanol 3 points4 points ago

Ah, a bonsai kitten.

[–]LegenwaitforitDary1 2 points3 points ago

one cat one cup

[–]ThisIsDK 3 points4 points ago

If it gets karma, I repost.

[–]ButteredPastry[S] 0 points1 point ago

It did get me about 900 karma so save this gif and repost in about a month.

[–]Dirge37 0 points1 point ago

How does this bonsai cat get out?

[–]FTLFrenchTheLlama3 0 points1 point ago

Yet more proof that cats are actually water

[–]souldust 0 points1 point ago

But can it get out? I want to see it get out!

[–]hakushonan 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else remember bonzai kitty?

[–]ImAnAltmer 0 points1 point ago

Poke-bowl, go!

[–]MrMagpie93 0 points1 point ago

after he's in the bowl:

"...this is fun!"

[–]xTwistedx 0 points1 point ago

how does it get out?

[–]Eliteknives 0 points1 point ago

What im wondering is: WHY?

[–]QuillJS 0 points1 point ago

I'm guessing the original was of him getting out and it was played backwards

[–]xxcbr600xx -1 points0 points ago

Why did they edit out the two girls?

[–]kylegwyn -1 points0 points ago

Oh man. Not really the same thing, at all, but this just gave me a flashback to Popples.. Anybody?

[–]DarbyBartholomew 0 points1 point ago

Vague... vague memories from my childhood.

[–]reddit--hivemind -1 points0 points ago

Use about 7 iron. /CaddyShack

[–]deepsoul13 -1 points0 points ago

Extremely effective cat trap.

[–]GiantWhaleCannon -1 points0 points ago

Hmm. A proto-Popple.

[–]markisonfire -1 points0 points ago

Now how the fuck did it get out?

[–]Moggio -1 points0 points ago

What is this catty business? Claustrophilia? Insanity?

[–]TFlo1213 -2 points-1 points ago

I hope these never go away.

[–]mr3film -3 points-2 points ago

Octopussy!

[–]TheOmnipotentPilot -4 points-3 points ago

Proof that cats are liquids.