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How I feel after IHOP (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Aleatoricism 44 points45 points ago

Pray.for.Mojo....

[–]peacecake 9 points10 points ago

He just lies there struggling to breathe.

[–]Slowboarding 15 points16 points ago

Ya ever take a crap so big your pants fit better?

[–]Hierodulos 3 points4 points ago

And then you feel so disgusting that you go home and cry in the shower.

[–]Lord_of_Bored 4 points5 points ago

And then somebody photographs your naked body and photoshops it onto the chest of an albino bonobo. And then posts it on reddit.

[–]CartmanVT 1 point2 points ago

Yes.

[–]wesman212 1 point2 points ago

With tears of joy, yeah. I love a pair of well-fitting pants!

[–]Tashre 17 points18 points ago

Is he... extruding shit?

[–]NathaNRiveraMelo 17 points18 points ago

You know, looks a little fuzzy for shit. Gonna go ahead and call this one a tail.

[–]smififty 3 points4 points ago

Or he didn't chew a caterpillar

[–]TheIrishTickler 1 point2 points ago

I'm no expert..but it looks like it had a head....I think it's a really long monkey penis...

[–]Jweisblat 10 points11 points ago

IHOP, more like I barely move.

[–]Mikeyhead 2 points3 points ago

I...need a wheelchair

[–]ObliviousAmbiguity 9 points10 points ago

Turn back, the comments suck

[–]Imperdimper 9 points10 points ago

Seriously, I came here to get an explanation about what happened to this animal, how it's possible for him to get so large. Of course, I knew it was /r/funny, and could expect nothing less than jokes, puns and disappointing comments.

Excuse me while I go off to youtube to get some quality comments.

[–]bravo_sierra 1 point2 points ago

I found it, no joke.

[–]sotakeanap 17 points18 points ago

PERNCEEEERKS

[–]bravo_sierra 4 points5 points ago

An explanation. tl;dr tourists overfeeding monkeys in Japan.

Couple more pics in there too.

[–]IWasADifferentMeThen 0 points1 point ago

Sickening. I was at the Dehiwala Zoo in Colombo once and saw an Orangutan in a similar state where visitors were throwing in candy bars and things like that.

I haven't been back to a zoo since.

[–]GeneralAntonius 2 points3 points ago

Clicked the image to laugh...but it just made me sad.

[–]kiltsaresexy 2 points3 points ago

Nutella crepes. That is all.

[–]yoreel 2 points3 points ago

I love the distraught look the other one is giving him.

[–]adjustableplaid 1 point2 points ago

more like I CRAWL

[–]schadwick 1 point2 points ago

In Here Overweight People !

[–]talashira 1 point2 points ago

Hah. Reminded me of Jim Gaffigan's skit on cake & IHOP:

IHOP -- that's a weird name for that place. I've never left there feeling like hopping. Should be called "I Barely Move." "I Need a Wheelchair."

[–]Papook 1 point2 points ago

It looks so disappointed. I don't know why, but when I first looked at this picture the first thought that popped into my head was "I thought this was Amurica."

[–]theloopdigga 1 point2 points ago

Eating at IHOP allows me to feel depressed in ways I never knew possible.

[–]kaiseresc 1 point2 points ago

bring me Ape Solo!

[–]Gyrant 1 point2 points ago

I like the expression on the other monkey in the background.

"Bob, what the hell have you done to yourself."

[–]iia 3 points4 points ago

Did Rosie O'Donnell lose some weight?

[–]StickiestFingers 17 points18 points ago

no.

[–]lookieausername 1 point2 points ago

Ba dum tssh!

[–]snoaj 4 points5 points ago

Hey, Jay Leno, you're losing it.

[–]Maxxonry 0 points1 point ago

It's like Thanksgiving, but pancakes and eggs instead of turkey and mashed potatoes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

not sure if that's crap or his tail.

[–]voidworship 0 points1 point ago

That's actually just its penis

[–]Sarcasmsc 0 points1 point ago

Chinese food does the same thing...

[–]agentfox 0 points1 point ago

Okay, I'll ask: Is that a tail, or a poop?

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

I has a head...monkey penis.

[–]dog_in_the_vent 0 points1 point ago

/r/keto

[–]Writing0nTheWalls 0 points1 point ago

Always unimpressed with ihop. Once split a stack of new york cheesecake pancakes with somebody, and I ended up paying $9 for two pancakes and a glass of water, including tip.

[–]i-wont-dance 4 points5 points ago

They're.... Cheesecake AND pancake?! What is this madness?!

[–]NiteShadeX2 0 points1 point ago

Overpriced.

[–]Writing0nTheWalls 0 points1 point ago

They're delicious don't get me wrong...but ihop is a terribly priced restaurant

[–]RogueEyebrow 0 points1 point ago

A $7 tip is pretty generous of you.

[–]voNlKONov 0 points1 point ago

Where was this? I have unfortunately found myself as a cook at iHop, and this doesn't seem right. But being a cook and not a server, I don't pay all that much attention to the pricing.

[–]ashtonishing18 0 points1 point ago

Accurate

[–]DirtyKlam22 0 points1 point ago

5/10 I'd do her

[–]four_i 0 points1 point ago

how I feel after IHOP

[–]Athene_Wins 0 points1 point ago

What's that thing near it's butt? A big long hair penis? wtf.. so gross

[–]jwatch04 0 points1 point ago

For a second i thought that was my uncle...

[–]Kat_land 0 points1 point ago

How I feel after stoned happy hour at Applebee's...

[–]plywoodr 0 points1 point ago

Relevant

[–]42Chances 0 points1 point ago

I feel much different after I hop.

[–]forrENT 0 points1 point ago

I sure don't feel like hopping...

[–]harromika 1 point2 points ago

this was a very funny joke sir.

[–]talitus 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way harder at this than I should have. Holy shit.

[–]Rumpojec 0 points1 point ago

I had...too many...pizza.

[–]gypsydrifter 0 points1 point ago

If it wasn't for my horse...I wouldn't have spent that year in college - augh!!!!

[–]angelofdeathofdoom 0 points1 point ago

relevant

[–]2muffins 0 points1 point ago

I walk in every goddamn time knowing it's going to happen. Remembering quite clearly how miserable I was the last time and the time before that. I tell myself not to subject myself to such inhumane treatment. But everytime without fail, I eat to many damn pancakes and feel miserably stuffed and bloated.

[–]Xx_Black-out 0 points1 point ago

I didn't realize there were monkeys native to America!

[–]Urban_Savage 0 points1 point ago

God, I did not want to see another "how I feel when" image, but that one caught me by surprise. You may pass.

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[–]kihadat 2 points3 points ago

Usually, when there is a "how i feel when..." post, the image or clip is of a completely different situation that shows someone experiencing the same emotion. Here, it's just showing exactly the situation in the title.

[–]Lavaburst 2 points3 points ago

Everything's fine until you forget to have the cook drop your single's t-bone.

For the downvoters - you may be misunderstanding. At IHOP (at least, when I worked there) you instruct the cook that you will have an order with a steak on it so he or she can start cooking it before the ticket is put it. Not to literally drop the meat.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

As a former cook at IHOP.

Get out while you still can.

[–]NomadE85 -2 points-1 points ago

I want a Reddit meet-up at an IHOP. I live near Beaumont TX. Who's game?

[–]dingalingking -2 points-1 points ago

Fuck that, Ihop underfeeds me almost every time. Seriously. Unless I buy two entrees, I leave hungry. But, the split decision breakfast is excellent

[–]SaltyBabe 6 points7 points ago

Do you weigh 400. Lbs?

[–]dingalingking 2 points3 points ago

175 Lbs. But breakfast is my one true love. I can't be without her for more than 10 hours or I start to go crazy. So a meal that lasts 5 minutes is nowhere close to satisfying enough for me.

[–]Hierodulos 1 point2 points ago

Right there with you, my friend. I fucking love breakfast. I used to work in a diner, and unless it was an off-occasion where I felt like eating a burger, you can bet your ass I was getting breakfast.

There was also this diner where I used to live call Starseeds that had the biggest fucking omelettes. It would seriously take up the whole large elliptical plate, and that was just the main part. The three sides came in separate dishes. I'd always cover that bitch in hot sauce and get a double side of hashbrowns. My friends would always look at me like I'm crazy, because I only weigh like 58kg (~130lbs), but I could pack that shit away like a storage unit.

[–]SI_Bot 0 points1 point ago

SI conversions:

  • 130lbs = 58.97 kg

Right there with you, my friend. I fucking love breakfast. I used to work in a diner, and unless it was an off-occasion where I felt like eating a burger, you can bet your ass I was getting breakfast.

There was also this diner where I used to live call Starseeds that had the biggest fucking omelettes. It would seriously take up the whole large elliptical plate, and that was just the main part. The three sides came in separate dishes. I'd always cover that bitch in hot sauce and get a double side of hashbrowns. My friends would always look at me like I'm crazy, because I only weigh like 58kg (~130lbs(58.97 kg) ), but I could pack that shit away like a storage unit.

[–]SI_Bot 0 points1 point ago

SI conversions:

  • 175 Lbs = 79.38 kg

175 Lbs(79.38 kg) . But breakfast is my one true love. I can't be without her for more than 10 hours or I start to go crazy. So a meal that lasts 5 minutes is nowhere close to satisfying enough for me.

[–]haloquent -1 points0 points ago

soo...is that a tail? or a giant line of shit? or a dick.

[–]billylooser -1 points0 points ago

Dude, I was eating!

[–]BanditoRojo -2 points-1 points ago

Just ... one ... more ... pancake ...

[–]Ashmatt -2 points-1 points ago

Bacon temptation!!!!!! That is all.

[–]JaneRenee -2 points-1 points ago

What the hell is Clint Eastwood doing in a monkey habitat?

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