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[–]Perma[S] 245 points246 points ago

I personally just wanted to give a HUGE THANK YOU to reddit. You guys/gals have managed to get me invited to an exclusive Galaxy S III launch party as well as an interview from The Globe and Mail.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/small-business/sb-marketing/when-social-media-marketing-goes-right/article2444003/

[–]TheNr24 28 points29 points ago

And a free one of a kind phone.

[–]FOOGEE 11 points12 points ago

I like how everyone who is posting here 3 months later are acting like they are telling 3-month-younger OP of his fortuitous future.

[–]running_fridge 412 points413 points ago

You own a samsung TV, samsung phone and a samsung laptop. I think they won you over a long time ago ;)

[–]iusuallypostwhileipo 107 points108 points ago

I'm pretty sure this is some sort of viral marketing scheme.

Could be wrong though.

[–]abom420 49 points50 points ago

Nope. I too own all 3 of the same things in samsung. Granted mine are spread out over a few years, newest being the Chronos series laptop.

[–]h2sbacteria 34 points35 points ago

Dear Sirs, I too own these wondrous gadgets and promise that I am not a shill.

[–]absolutelynothing 5 points6 points ago

Me too..

[–]SrsSteel 5 points6 points ago

I own two tvs

[–]ZXfrigginC 7 points8 points ago

This house has 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 TV's

8 fucking TVs

3 of which sit in the living room. 1 is mounted on a wall in the kitchen.

[–]vinod1978 5 points6 points ago

Are you Dr. Evil?

[–]pavetheway3[!] 4 points5 points ago

pics.

[–]drippingfist 2 points3 points ago

PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]tcpip4lyfe 4 points5 points ago

Now that I think about it, I do too. The Tv is ok but the apps on it are shit.

[–]revolting_blob 1 point2 points ago

I have a samsung phone and TV. I would buy Samsung products again in the future, over pretty much any other brand. They make great stuff, and I haven't been disappointed yet.

[–]0311 10 points11 points ago

[–]Hayden1911[!] 1 point2 points ago

[–]abom420 0 points1 point ago

Here's the thing.

When a company doesn't suck horribly they don't need to advertise and cheat the system like dicks. It may seem like it because others do this constantly, but as a triple owner of Samsung as well I honestly can say after all they have done for me I would give my first born to them.

Long live Samsung.

[–]iusuallypostwhileipo 0 points1 point ago

Why have people been replying to a comment I made 3 months ago? Did this thread get linked to something somewhere? What happened?

[–]abom420 0 points1 point ago

Yeah actually, I didn't even look at the dates sorry. There is a new thread about this phone.

[–]iusuallypostwhileipo 1 point2 points ago

It's cool. I was just wondering why I have been getting peppered with replies for the past couple days. Thanks for the response.

[–]abom420 0 points1 point ago

Are we not supposed to reply to every message we get? I must be Redditing wrong.

[–]diceypoo 7 points8 points ago

Probably his HDD as well.

[–]Silversol99 9 points10 points ago

And my axe!

[–][deleted] 474 points475 points ago

Keep sending them images of mythical creatures. You'll win them over soon.

[–]digitalcriminal 143 points144 points ago

Don't bother expanding these comments.

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 48 points49 points ago

I really should have just listened.

[–]YouJustThinkIWantIt 13 points14 points ago

Me too.

[–]Wasoomi 7 points8 points ago

What was in the images? it seem that all were deleted

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[–]JewBoySandler 16 points17 points ago

And it only took 96 days. Damn, Canada is awesome.

[–]BluePubicHair 19 points20 points ago

I'm sorry it took 96 days.

[–]megustadotjpg 10 points11 points ago

I'm sorry you had to apologise

[–]RubSomeFunkOnIt 59 points60 points ago

"Here is a drawing of a Galaxy S3. We get the real dragon, you get the real phone".

[–]intensenerd 116 points117 points ago

Nice. Maybe that guy that paid his bill with a spider drawing was on to something.

[–]Temporarily__Alone 32 points33 points ago

Yea! ... wait... what?

[–]GooGooGajoob67 57 points58 points ago

[–]TheGreatJatsby 22 points23 points ago

I had an argument today with a coworker, which pertains to your username. He was adamant that it was 'coocoocachoo'. NO, I exclaimed. It's googoogajoob! They didn't believe me. The internet proved me right. I'm 23 and they're in their 50's.

[–]pebohead 20 points21 points ago

Thats because most boomers believe they are singing "CooCooCaChoo" and it is even used that way in many pop culture bits from the past. The only reason we seem smart for know it is googoogajoob is because we were first exposed to The Beatles in a time when you could find the lyrics for every Beatles song after a 5 second search, instead of remembering the liner notes of a record you read once 40 years ago.

[–]GooGooGajoob67 15 points16 points ago

As a 19-year-old, I have similar stories. When people (often friends of my parents) find out I'm a Beatles fan, they like to quiz me.

They have no idea what they're up against.

[–]DrWinstonOBoogie 4 points5 points ago

Tell me about it. See username.

[–]ifionlyhadaschwa 2 points3 points ago

My secret identity is L'Angelo Mysterioso. So John, your pseudonym will fool no one. And I didn't need Google to find out who you are as it was in its infancy when I died.

[–]arowls 34 points35 points ago

Links to drawings?

[–]Perma[S] 63 points64 points ago

[–]OctopussCrime 16 points17 points ago

Has this kind of thing got you free stuff in the past? If so, you deserve it for trying.

[–]Perma[S] 27 points28 points ago

Not at all, I just really want a S3, so I gave it a try. First time I have contacted a company asking for anything.

[–]MarlowXim 5 points6 points ago

I've contacted them as well, just to see if they would send me an s-pen for the note, mine isn't shielded too well which leads to ghost drawings. No dice although using that thing in public gives them free advertising.

I'm not sure if its their own internal PR dept . Usually they hire from National its a PR company they do all the product demos you see for product launches in Canada. They will probably do a giveaway with Bell for probably a few S3s but its really a crap shooting winning.

[–]Salax_ 226 points227 points ago

Nice try, Samsung Canada.

[–]wheresurgodnow 112 points113 points ago

OP has been a user for over 2 years, that's dedication if it is viral marketing

[–]fall_ark 55 points56 points ago

He's only active for less than a month though....

[–]wheresurgodnow 34 points35 points ago

I too noticed this after I posted, you hold a good point.

[–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 76 points77 points ago

I remember a novelty account waiting 6 years just to complete the next sentence of a song. People are patient man

[–]seige_184 14 points15 points ago

Link?

[–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 15 points16 points ago

I was digging around for that damn link forever, I wish I had it ready, someone else might know what I'm talking about. It was the next line of a really famous 80s song. Gah!!

[–]Anal_Rapper 22 points23 points ago

You mean the karma chameleon guy?

[–]georgy11 25 points26 points ago

I'm not sure why but I have this inkling that SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT and Anal_rapper are working in tandem to whore Karma.

Collusion with the intent to whore Karma is illegal on reddit.

[–]Salanderfan 11 points12 points ago

There are Reddit sleeper agents?

[–]Perma[S] 30 points31 points ago

Samsung Canada sleeper agent 452 checking in!

[–]Reed_Solomon 4 points5 points ago

Bob?

[–]OmniscientBeing 2 points3 points ago

no, obviously it's shane

[–]Reed_Solomon 1 point2 points ago

my second guess wouldve been enzo.

[–]chronomex 1 point2 points ago

Ooooh, you corrected Reed_Solomon. That's not easy.

[–]quilan1 0 points1 point ago

It's days later, but I really wish you could have gotten all the up-votes in the world for that. You owe me a new keyboard.

[–]flinxsl 3 points4 points ago

Even if it is not him directly, hiring people who respond on facebook and such only happens because of posts like this.

[–]prose-before-hoes 14 points15 points ago

Yeah, this is pretty blatant viral marketing. Why would you ever message a phone company asking for a free phone?

[–]panders2reddit 5 points6 points ago

Yep. The clear giveaway is that a Canadian would never ask for a free phone.

[–]iTzMatt 3 points4 points ago

fuck that, if I could get a free phone by asking I do it.

[–]916CALLTURK 17 points18 points ago

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAR!!1!

[–]megustadotjpg 12 points13 points ago

[–]WellHeresMyFourthAcc 2 points3 points ago

Real nice try. If this is a marketing campaign, then whoever they hired as head of marketing is insanely brilliant.

[–]MYDOGSTELLA 132 points133 points ago

Anything Canada is great.....except for bell.

[–]Nixhatter 78 points79 points ago

and Rogers..

[–]Semen-Thrower 58 points59 points ago

Rogers has overpriced everything. Fuck rogers

[–]Nixhatter 23 points24 points ago

It's not even that, they have no business ethics. Overcharge you anywhere they can and lie to you to get your business.

[–]jonosvision 10 points11 points ago

Promise you a plan to hook you in, then they screw up and overcharge you and when you try and explain the plan you should have been on: "Oh, no we dont offer that."

[–]kaaatie 4 points5 points ago

They also don't have service anywhere. I'm always the only person at the cottage who can't use their cellphone because I'm the only one dumb enough to have Rogers.

[–]goliath1333 11 points12 points ago

TIL Canadians still have cottages.

[–]JaminThaGreat 0 points1 point ago

I know I'm late to the circlejerk, but all the time my calls get dropped, I get stuck on this crappy version of 3G called Edge and the signal is just crap overall.

[–]velkyr 0 points1 point ago

Can't believe I'm about to defend Rogers here... But I found that most I those problems came from retail employees lying about plans, features, and prices to make a sale.

Then again, I sat next to some scumbags at the call centre I worked at. So it's possible.

[–]velkyr 0 points1 point ago

As a former customer service rep for Rogers, I endorse this message.

[–]MacMcIrish 14 points15 points ago

and Telus...

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[–]Kaninchen95 7 points8 points ago

Funny, it's the exact opposite where I live.

[–]albrano 1 point2 points ago

Smeegy must be in Alberta or,BC and you must be in Ontario or Quebec.

[–]Kaninchen95 1 point2 points ago

I live in Vancouver, and I don't get reception from telus in my ground-floor basement.

[–]pookie_420 0 points1 point ago

Dude, fuck Telus. They have such shitty service. Sadly, this is also my provider.

[–]imwearingatowel 20 points21 points ago

Telus isn't that bad. Plus they're doing a good job keeping bunnies and other cute animals employed.

[–]cajj 3 points4 points ago

Is it wrong that I'm ready to switch to Telus just for that reason?

[–]DaNoob 4 points5 points ago

Marketing works!

[–]pookie_420 0 points1 point ago

Dont do it! Telus customer service is shit.

[–]MacMcIrish 0 points1 point ago

[–]llewbop 1 point2 points ago

I tend to agree

[–]MacMcIrish 1 point2 points ago

What're you doing over here?! This is a private conversation.

[–]llewbop 1 point2 points ago

Sorry! You left the door open so I just let myself in

[–]shutupjoey 0 points1 point ago

and Shaw

[–]aznsacboi 4 points5 points ago

Have you ever tried using Telus? Worst signal coverage anywhere.

[–]Nixhatter 0 points1 point ago

I thought they rented their network from bell? Maybe that was just 5 years ago.

[–]Pancakes1 17 points18 points ago

Bell Canada is the worst company on the planet.

[–]dezman2011 16 points17 points ago

I'm work as a tech, calling aliant is the most painful experience ever. I worked as a call center rep when I was younger so I can communicate well with them. I'm still guaranteed a half hour phone call for dsl issues and 1-2 hour x 5 department + next day call back for fibre inquiries/upgrades. Need a second static IP huh? I can't help with that you have to talk to Jean, Dial Jeans number, Jean is out of the office (two work days straight) press 0 to talk to someone else in Jeans department her voicemail says, pressing 0 does nothing but tell me I've pressed an invalid key. Dial aliant back and tell them I know my file says I can't talk to anyone but Jean for this but she is out of the office. PLEASE let me talk to someone who can do something, 20 minutes on hold and then hung up on. Fuck aliant, fuck them up their stupid assholes. I convert everyone I can to to eastlink here in NS.

[–]danemcrae 7 points8 points ago

I also work as a network tech, and I concur. Calling Bell for any reason is a shitshow.

[–]m0onknight 7 points8 points ago

Its hard to get a straight answer out of jeans department anyway, they always seem to flare up.

[–]jonosvision 3 points4 points ago

I hope we can get to the bellbottom of it.

[–]albrano 1 point2 points ago

They'll just lower the price and rise it again.

[–]Malcolm1044 1 point2 points ago

Stop. Stop it right now.

[–]Zackeriess 1 point2 points ago

cannot dol

[–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 2 points3 points ago

Woah, ok, I LOVE(d) aliant. I'm recently changing to Eastlink (better internet speeds) but I've literally never, ever had a problem in my life with their tech support. Where are you at exactly? They always handled my tech problems asap and installation took me maybe 2 days tops. Maybe I'm lucky? But I've been with them for ~5 years now so..

[–]CBlackrose 1 point2 points ago

Eastlink ftw ;D

[–]german80 7 points8 points ago

Anything cell phone related just plain sucks in Canada

[–]The_Turbinator 1 point2 points ago

Anything in the telecommunication field sucks in Canada. This includes home phone, cell phone, television, internet, radio. Canada really is a 3rd world backwater in all those.

[–]PWNBUCKETS 2 points3 points ago

what do you recommend for a carrier in maritime Canada?

[–]EOTWAWKI 4 points5 points ago

Shaw. But you'll have to move to BC. But that won't be so bad.

[–]stemyao 7 points8 points ago

maritime canada

[–]Glitchz0rz 1 point2 points ago

And Manitoba

[–]PWNBUCKETS 1 point2 points ago

choose one: Rogers, Bell or Telus

[–]xav0989 1 point2 points ago

In the past 3 years, I didn't have any problem with bell. Well, there was this issue with my internet connection caping out due to faulty in-house wiring, and less then a week later, they installed new wiring even though I am not paying for the in-house wiring care plan. The technicians even called back later to check up on the issue.

[–]Stefan9644 0 points1 point ago

And rogers. Don't even get me started on Rogers.

[–]professor_winky 0 points1 point ago

[–]shivvvy 0 points1 point ago

Fuck that guy

[–]arcticfawx 0 points1 point ago

Does no one use the smaller companies like Koodo or wind mobile? I've been with Koodo for a couple years and i love it. Their selection is a bit limited but everything else is reasonable and their people are nice. 35$ plan, pay 39$/month. When i was with Rogers, it was 45$ plan, pay 76$ per month or more. Fucking ridiculous, fuck their three year contracts.

[–]hankymypanky 0 points1 point ago

Employee of one of the big three major Canadian cell phone providers here. In all honestness, they are all pretty much the same. It just depends on what your coverage is like in your area. Example: Here in Saskatchewan, Rogers doesn't get coverage outside the major cities. But in Manitoba, it gets great coverage. Rogers is a huge ripoff in Sask, but it's pretty great in Manitoba.

It really depends on where you live. Good rule of thumb is Telus for the West coast, and Bell for the East coast.

[–]willmakavelli 11 points12 points ago

The intern running the facebook page is having a good laugh right now

[–]fluxquanta 6 points7 points ago

I wish being a Samsung fanboy actually did yield free stuff, because I really do enjoy their products and I'm totally not being paid to say this.

[–]WhatEvery1sThinking 20 points21 points ago

Apple would have sued you

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

Yes, because Apple doesn't have any humour.

Apple keeps track of why people return iPads, sticking post it notes on the returned iPad with the reason. A source close to Apple says an iPad 2 came back with a post it note that said, "Wife said no." This amused Apple employees. Eventually, two Apple VPs heard about it, and decided to send the iPad back to the man with a post it note that read, "Apple said yes."

http://articles.businessinsider.com/2011-03-21/tech/30027059_1_ipad-apple-employees-macrumors

[–]SenatorStuartSmalley 10 points11 points ago

wait... They use Post-Its? Isn't that a trademarked name? They should be using "note papers that have reusable adhesive strips on the back of them so that you can write important things and stick them somewhere"

[–]Big_Fish79 0 points1 point ago

Unless of course, they are actually using Post It Notes ...

[–]Teknohe 1 point2 points ago

You're getting served in the morning.

[–]Hehyeahno 11 points12 points ago

Including this reddit post, none of these is marketing by Samsung© Canada.

[–]Squishumz 2 points3 points ago

Your boss is going to fire you for that typo.

[–]turboknight 9 points10 points ago

I'm still surprised that Samsung is one of the few companies to not turn into giant penises spinning their dicks in my face. Considering every other electronics company seems to have made it their life goal to fuck me over at every turn, I'm still impressed that they've got a really good track record of products. It seems completely insane to say it in this day and age, but apart from Valve they might actually be a....good..company.

THE FUCK SAMSUNG?!

[–]tardy4datardis 1 point2 points ago

I took a chance on their laptops when they first launched them here in North America and it's sooooooo good. Two years and no problems at all, everytime I've had an hp or dell I'd have some hardware issue atleast once in the first year. Not the case with samsung. Very pleased so far!

[–]BombTheFuckers 1 point2 points ago

I'm on my 3rd or 4th Samsung laptop now. I owned each for several years. Never had any problems.

[–]BombTheFuckers 2 points3 points ago

And now I realize this thread is 3 month old.....

[–]tardy4datardis 1 point2 points ago

its alright, have an upvote anyway :)

[–]bugalou 7 points8 points ago

On a serious note, Samsung has top notch support. I have a Samsung fridge that had the compressor go out 3 weeks after the 1 year warranty lapsed. I put in a support ticket and they still honored the warranty and extended it for another 1 year. I had a LCD monitor go out as well and they had it replaced ASAP and extended the warranty for another 2 years. They even had someone calling me every other day while my cases were open asking how everything was going.
They are easily the best support I have gotten from a manufacturer ever.

[–]PancakesAreGone 5 points6 points ago

Send them a picture of a nail over your phone and threaten them you'll do it unless they give in to your demands

[–]Perma[S] 5 points6 points ago

Tempting, but where do I go from there if they say no?

[–]Shitragecomics 4 points5 points ago

To the phone repair place

[–]PancakesAreGone 2 points3 points ago

Hmm, that is a good one... Well, if they call your bluff, send them an obvious joke album or gif of you getting ready to smash the phone, then switch to a picture of some other phone or something? Get a laugh out of them for the bluff call?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

Not sure if legit

Or Samsung and reddit being clever with their advertising.

[–]Viladnmir 12 points13 points ago

Come on bro, It's..

But I love how very similar, but at the same time very different Canada is to the US. I definitely recommend you guys to move to Canada if you're not liking how things are going in US.

Fun fact: Canadians spend more time on Reddit than any other country. source

[–]Perma[S] 5 points6 points ago

Thank you for your kind words. You also just taught me something new.

The More You Know

[–]Nictionary 4 points5 points ago

Stage 1: Take over reddit.

Stage 2: ???

Stage 3: World domination by Canada and therefore profit.

[–]erbtastic 0 points1 point ago

There's only one step between 'Take over reddit' and 'World domination'?

That's quite a step...

[–]Nictionary 0 points1 point ago

Yeah that's why we haven't figured it out yet. And I take it you're in this old thread because the follow up is on the front page?

[–]MonGorTheMad 3 points4 points ago

Riot games actually does some pretty awesome stuff, too.

They put out League of Legends, a free to play game. There's two ways to unlock content. IP, which you get through playing. And RP, which you pay for with money. Sometimes you're 10, 20, 30 RP short of affording something. Maybe that skin you've wanted is on sale, maybe a new character just came out. Put in a support ticket with a drawing of something LoL related and they'll deposit the appropriate number of RP onto your account. Always thought that was pretty awesome of them.

[–]trixter21992251 3 points4 points ago

okok, frontpage with something Samsung related = Smartphone for me.

Now to figure something out...

[–]SgtQuack 2 points3 points ago

Step 2: Apple. Just kidding. They'll sue you for posting about Samsung and them in the same lifetime.

[–]Fashoomp 1 point2 points ago

Bravo on the karma.

[–]Jewllz 1 point2 points ago

I have a samsung dishwasher that died 2 month after its manufacturers warranty ran out. Good thing i got an extended warranty, the repair man said he would probably be seeing me next year as well.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I wish I got to talk to that guy when they kept my monitor for 6 months, refused to send it back, refused to refund my money, and refused to replace it with a comparable model, then refused to respond to the BBB. Then finally after threats of legal action finally sent me a refund check for the monitor they wouldn't return..

[–]Jigsus 1 point2 points ago

Who the hell uses facebook to contact a company?

[–]chicagogam 1 point2 points ago

now that's how you revive the economy, baby steps.

[–]UncleLev 2 points3 points ago

I'm not much of a Samsung fanboy myself, but their response definitely made my appreciation for them jump a few levels higher.

Would have thought acting nice and showing you have HUMAN BEINGS working for you would be a good thing?

[–]JustCallMeBen 1 point2 points ago

Wait. You cna win people over by being nice and playing along and not being a total jerk of a company that is out of touch with its customers, and NOT just by spending hundreds of millions of dollars on stupid ads that are being shoved down consumers their throats???

(yes Samsung does all that but my point is the kind of actions like OP posted are MUCH more effective and WAY cheaper than any stupid massive ad-campaign. Just make decent products and tell people what the product can do and how much it costs, and be a nice to your customers. Companies should stop making commercials that just show beautiful happy people, trying to brainwash people into thinking the product will make you happy)

[–]zerophewl 2 points3 points ago

that does it, <tosses iphone out the window>, I am getting a samsung!

[–]phyreseed 2 points3 points ago

"Thank you for this drawing. Could you please return the drawing I sent you? It's an original copy."

[–]kal0029 4 points5 points ago

I love Samsung. They make quality stuff that lasts.

[–]Incongruity7 0 points1 point ago

Dafuq.... People actually ask for free stuff for no reason and expect it to work?

[–]brodie21 3 points4 points ago

My dad works for samsung and they get TVs, phones, computers, for christmas if the company meets a quota.

Also, they are very optimistic. I read a few lines of a company wide email and they never use the word try at all. Its we WILL beat Apple. We will take control of the phone market. All hail the fearless leader.

(just kidding on the last part, inside joke)

[–]bigronaldo 0 points1 point ago

Dang it! Why did I click on the picture of the kangaroo thinking it would open?!

[–]cooky5479 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buBegaEW7R0 .

[–]ShyHero 1 point2 points ago

You should have included more consummate Vs

[–]gferon 1 point2 points ago

Haha, and the title of the file 'smemo_*' suggests it was made with a Galaxy Note.

[–]Mazo 0 points1 point ago

Start taking notes EA. You need them

[–]DeadlyJizzAttack 1 point2 points ago

EA have been lounging in the pits of hell for too long to return to what they once were.

[–]Mazo 0 points1 point ago

Three months, man.

[–]abom420 0 points1 point ago

USA here, I too own a Samsung Exhibition or something phone, samsung HDTV, and Samsung chronos series laptop. All of them are amazing. T.V. got rained on for 12 straight hours, it chirps and beeps during every storm now but works like a charm somehow. Samsung is the new Nokia. Also recently my hard drive shit on me, they took it back put an entirely different working drive in and and sent it back in less then a week.

Also dropped this new laptop already within i'd say a month after that from around waist high to linoleum, 2 inch high huuugeeee gashed corner, still works like a charm.

Samsung for life now.

[–]SI_Bot 0 points1 point ago

SI conversions:

  • 2 inch = 5.1 cm

USA here, I too own a Samsung Exhibition or something phone, samsung HDTV, and Samsung chronos series laptop. All of them are amazing. T.V. got rained on for 12 straight hours, it chirps and beeps during every storm now but works like a charm somehow. Samsung is the new Nokia. Also recently my hard drive shit on me, they took it back put an entirely different working drive in and and sent it back in less then a week.

Also dropped this new laptop already within i'd say a month after that from around waist high to linoleum, 2 inch(5.1 cm) high huuugeeee gashed corner, still works like a charm.

Samsung for life now.

[–]moeloubani 1 point2 points ago

Had a monitor flicker a bit once and called them up - no hassle or anything just told me to ship it back and they would cover the cost. About 4 or 5 days later I had the monitor back to me working and fixed. :)

Now I have a Samsung LED TV that gets compliments every single time someone comes over, a Samsung LED monitor to match (and a non LED Samsung one for my second monitor) and just got a Samsung Galaxy 10" tablet. They seem to know what they're doing!

[–]kabomlamma 0 points1 point ago

hello marketing department of Samsung Canada, how is your day going?

[–]brokenseeker 0 points1 point ago

Are they still having workers use benzene, unprotected in their factories?

[–]Alexandurs 0 points1 point ago

Publicity stunt level: 999999

[–]4n0nym 0 points1 point ago

Come on Samsung: don't stoop to the language of teenagers. “Epic”?

[–]DiggerW 0 points1 point ago

When I read that, I got the same feeling as if my mom had said it.

[–]Tyrien 0 points1 point ago

So that page just got liked.

[–]Khue 0 points1 point ago

Kangaroo on a unicycle? What a stupid ass... Oh.

[–]lewok 0 points1 point ago

why would he expect to get a free galaxy S3?

[–]Fhorglingrads 0 points1 point ago

Should've named it a Kangaroonicycle

[–]midnitebr 0 points1 point ago

Damn, come to think about it all the cellphones from my family are Samsung! 6 current Samsung phones and the previous ones me and my father had were also Samsung! 8 phones from the same company.

[–]23bshorty 0 points1 point ago

You fucking win

[–]tTopMusic 0 points1 point ago

Can we get the actual picture file of the dragon? lol

[–]almouggar 0 points1 point ago

Hey we also made a drawing for Samsung Morocco! http://imgur.com/a/JMsR9 #MEEEH?!

[–]abom420 0 points1 point ago

Same here! Have their ancient HDTV, the Chronos series I7 huge display beast aptop, and an Exhibit II.

[–]TheCheesy 0 points1 point ago

I want one too. :0 pic

[–]rebelalliance08 1 point2 points ago

Glad he spelled favour correct as well.

[–]fc3sbob 0 points1 point ago

lol Perma you turd. I didn't think this was you until I saw you post this on FB.. lol HAI!

[–]mysta316 0 points1 point ago

So what year is your FC?

[–]fc3sbob 0 points1 point ago

uhh a 89 TII with a LS1 v8 and a 6 speed from a camaro.

[–]Perma[S] 3 points4 points ago

BOB MY BOY!

[–]Forty_Cakes 3 points4 points ago

Guy wouldn't know majesty if it bit him on the face...

[–]thehonestyfish 1 point2 points ago

I said CONSUMMATE!

[–]adaemman 1 point2 points ago

so where the hell is the original story? if it's viral why the hell can't i find it anywhere online?????????

[–]nanachan 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking the same shit! where is the viral? I'm missing something..I..feel..confused, oh fuck it's Canadians who fucking understands them anyways.

[–]adaemman 1 point2 points ago

viral=on reddit, not on reddit = not viral... i feel lonely and scared!

[–]blu333 0 points1 point ago

gotta love them crazy Canadians

[–]popscythe -1 points0 points ago

Hey look, marketing for Samsung (TM) Canada (TM) (R)

I feel so warm and funded inside.