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[–]GuamPolice 35 points36 points ago

OH LONNNNGGG JOHNSON

[–]thunderblumpkin 9 points10 points ago

thats a BADKITTY!

[–]Superpaka2 6 points7 points ago

BAD KITTY! NO MEMEING!!!

[–]b1gl0s3r 5 points6 points ago

They're.... evolving....

[–]Delta8Kilo 2 points3 points ago

OH DON PIAAANNOOOOO

[–]djsmith89 1 point2 points ago

Damn it! I was just about to post this!

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

You keep putting bread on kitties, and you'll have an angry cat rye-ot on your hands.

[–]SurfingPenguin 9 points10 points ago

So much for trying to act aloaf.

[–]herestocrime 1 point2 points ago

I thought he made a purrfectly valid point.

[–]JeremyJustin 1 point2 points ago

It's quite pawssible he did.

[–]pre4edgc 18 points19 points ago

BREAD PUNS NOT CAT PUNS

THE YEAST YOU COULD DO WAS SAY BREAD

[–]JeremyJustin 10 points11 points ago

Aw, c'mon. Everybody loafs a good cat pun. Dough I admit that bread should have been the focus, seeing as that's the basis for the original post, I'm all for expanding on all types of rye humor. Though I do apologize if my post was crumb-y.

[–]poopbackwards 7 points8 points ago

That was a good post. Crust me.

[–]kosuth 0 points1 point ago

You seem bread for creating good buns.

[–]MYDOGSTELLA 1 point2 points ago

That was so terrible that i need to upvote it......cant....help.....it

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

Usually these puns threads featuring cats involve pussy, but I'm glad this time it's not muff, let us celebrate.

[–]nodefect 0 points1 point ago

rye-oat

[–]MadHatter69 13 points14 points ago

[–]Perturbed_Spartan 0 points1 point ago

upvote with a question mark

[–]mongster2 1 point2 points ago

inbred ∉ noun

[–]tronn4 1 point2 points ago

He jammed outta there

[–]Zer_Mortice 3 points4 points ago

It took me a wee bit too long to figure out the joke but dear lord I laughed hard

[–]yentlequible 1 point2 points ago

Oh wow, I did not get it until I read your comment and it clicked.

[–]DeweyTheDecimal 0 points1 point ago

Explains why he was eating bread like that.

[–]tarblog 0 points1 point ago

breadfish.de

[–]EntBoo92 0 points1 point ago

hehe punny :)

[–]pipii -1 points0 points ago

That's so punny!

[–]luuurkmcguuurk 0 points1 point ago

You know he's doing that because the bread is pushing on his really sensitive whiskers which he uses to sense his surroundings right. So basically you're making him think he's trapped in a tiny tube that he can't get out of.

[–]The_Real_KroZe 0 points1 point ago

This pun is stupid, because the sentence isn't one you would normally say anyway. You just needed to use the word inbred

[–]Babblerabla 2 points3 points ago

Are we reading the same title?

[–]odd84 4 points5 points ago

Yes. Inbred is not a noun. It's an adjective. You cannot be "an inbred".

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[–]odd84 -1 points0 points ago

Congratulations, you can write at a 3rd grade level... when you try real, real hard!

[–]The_Real_KroZe -2 points-1 points ago

That, and the entire phrase is just an excuse to post the gif. It's not a clever interpretation of a phrase notTHEhawk would have used anyway!

[–]Drudrundi 0 points1 point ago

First one that actually made me laugh today. Thank you kind sir.

[–]OtterJuice 0 points1 point ago

I just watched like 70 cycles of that gif and now I feel like I'm inbred.

[–]gasms 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, I laughed like a dictator when I saw this.

[–]elgevillawngnome 0 points1 point ago

I MUST RETURN TO MY PEOPLE!

[–]CosmicBard -1 points0 points ago

You're not "an" inbred anymore than you're "a" gay or "a" stupid.