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[–]kavorka2 256 points257 points ago

Do you mean frog statue says no?

[–]xyroclast 15 points16 points ago

Seriously, can someone explain to me why this is on the front page? It's a statue from a garden store, and it's not doing anything very interesting.

[–]TheStreisandEffect 7 points8 points ago

Because it kinda looks real? At least it did to me at first but then again I might or might not be just a little bit high.

[–]drdavidphd 1 point2 points ago

idk. i just DO NOT KNOW......

this fucking subreddit has gotten so shitty

[–]onin1977 -1 points0 points ago

Because reddit is full of high school children... I miss the reddit of old..

[–]xyroclast -1 points0 points ago

When I was in high school, ceramic frogs weren't cool

[–]HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO 28 points29 points ago

Frog says "NO". Guess again.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

Can I buy a vowel?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Y?

[–]Breathing_Balls 4 points5 points ago

Because I O U.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

E....

[–]SweetNeo85 0 points1 point ago

Because I GOTTA!

[–]Sinthemoon 2 points3 points ago

Yeah. Real frogs don't stand on giant testicles. C'mon, OP...

[–]lifeislame 2 points3 points ago

[–]AVeryKindPerson 5 points6 points ago

I'm glad not to be the first to point this out.

[–]WhatsSoPunny 0 points1 point ago

He doesn't look very hoppy.

[–]CeruleanOak 0 points1 point ago

[–]BrotherDamascus 39 points40 points ago

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

That's the results if you use match.com

[–]moukou9 5 points6 points ago

That son of a bitch was impossible to catch in Zelda.

[–]TheTwist 10 points11 points ago

[–]nukefudge 1 point2 points ago

cough

[–]saxyflutolo 0 points1 point ago

Congratulations, you beat me to it. The opportunity to post this was there... but computer says no. Oh, carol.

[–]Play_by_Play 11 points12 points ago

Geez. It took me a while to realize it was just a statue.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

How long do you look at pictures? Doubt it was awhile

[–]brosenfeld 0 points1 point ago

I first thought it was sitting on an oversized sperm statue and then I realized it was an oversized tad pole statue. It was then that I realized that the frog was a statue as well.

[–]ckenney108 0 points1 point ago

It's not a tadpole, it's a seedling.

[–]Bruins08 11 points12 points ago

  • I toad you I didn't want to go - now I'm hopping mad.

[–]HotPikachuSex 1 point2 points ago

Brace yourselves for a ribbiting pun thread.

[–]surrealasm_atwork 2 points3 points ago

no, looks like it croaked.

[–]the_Grey_Ghoust 2 points3 points ago

I wouldn't jump to any conclusions.

[–]Perryn 0 points1 point ago

Amphibian when I say this one isn't a stretch.

[–]Flashfrog[!] 3 points4 points ago

No.

[–]hexapus 1 point2 points ago

This is reddit, warts and all.

[–]king_hippo77 1 point2 points ago

Toadally cool with that.

[–]ottoman_jerk 2 points3 points ago

frogetaboutit

[–]UNHDude 0 points1 point ago

This is awful, Anura dick if you keep going.

[–]PUNisherStrikesAgain -1 points0 points ago

Get that stress under control before it causes you to croak.

[–]Wafflemonster2 2 points3 points ago

I see some resemblance.

[–]Zoloir 1 point2 points ago

Why is his thumblike toe on the outside?

Statue or not, science? (biology?)

[–]stevencsat 1 point2 points ago

Is this funny?

Human says "No"

[–]xyroclast 1 point2 points ago

Seriously, can someone explain to me why this is on the front page? It's a statue from a garden store, and it's not doing anything very interesting.

[–]casualdoodler 1 point2 points ago

[–]melissam224 0 points1 point ago

obvious a figurine, which completely devalues the humor.

[–]Aidman923 2 points3 points ago

[–]brosenfeld 0 points1 point ago

But it really means yes.

[–]Noitche 2 points3 points ago

[–]Tobachnick 1 point2 points ago

There is nothing funny about this. Everyone seems to think it is funny, but it is just a statue. Reddit must laugh its ass off at Hobby Lobby.

[–]Questmuncher332 1 point2 points ago

Please don't turn this into a new meme. We have enough of them.

[–]anexanhume 0 points1 point ago

What do you expect? It's not easy being green.

[–]electric23sand 1 point2 points ago

it looks fake.

[–]the_Grey_Ghoust 14 points15 points ago

No, that's a real statue.

[–]mrfuzzie 0 points1 point ago

And not one ribbit was given that day.

[–]Terr_ 0 points1 point ago

[–]ddalby8 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what it is, but there's something about a frog who is sitting up that is just too awesome

[–]ATierney 0 points1 point ago

Was thinking more of a fuck yea, but this works to I guess.

[–]redmango08 0 points1 point ago

Their foot, is like our hand... Just reversed O.O

[–]sovietsrule 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was a real frog at first...

[–]winterd 0 points1 point ago

Wesa no carrrre-nn about da Naboo.

[–]Ilikepineapplez 0 points1 point ago

Frog says He'll think about it.

[–]blubase 0 points1 point ago

better than spider saying burp

[–]datoverder 0 points1 point ago

As he sits upon his testicle throne...

[–]timo103 0 points1 point ago

No Peppy, YOU DO A BARREL ROLL!

[–]yolorelli 0 points1 point ago

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]alohroh 0 points1 point ago

not a single fuck was given that day

[–]likeafrog 0 points1 point ago

like a frog

[–]BumrushSC2 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for not using the line "haters gonna hate"

[–]riskybizraps 0 points1 point ago

Be real, did you take this picture from one of those weird airplane catalogs?

[–]digivolution 0 points1 point ago

am i the only one who doesn't get this?

[–]SeeBeasley 0 points1 point ago

Am I the ONLY one who's never seen a frog or any other animal in these so called "poses"?

Not sure if ? goes inside or outside the quotations?

[–]AgCrew 0 points1 point ago

"Sup"

[–]movielass 0 points1 point ago

frogs can't talk

[–]LockenessMonster 0 points1 point ago

And not a flying fuck was given that day.

[–]MoonBeamPanda 0 points1 point ago

This was the first thing I thought of when I saw this.

[–]triforcemack 0 points1 point ago

to narcotics

[–]corporatehuman 0 points1 point ago

Proof of evolution!

[–]tecksbuk 0 points1 point ago

Froggy says "Relax"

[–]grantpant 0 points1 point ago

Haha! I believe I said, "good day!"

[–]Overlord_Danzo 0 points1 point ago

I am a frog deal with it.

[–]k80k80k80 0 points1 point ago

Just look at that Kermit faced motherfucker.

[–]donnellyrfc 0 points1 point ago

im thinking more philosi-frog than frog says no

[–]UNKNOWN4825 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of Naruto for some reason.

[–]kkpappas 0 points1 point ago

this is so naruto

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

[–]solidcat00 -4 points-3 points ago

This will probably be a meme soon.

[–]lifeislame 17 points18 points ago

I have dubbed it "unimpressed frog."

[–]9Freeski 0 points1 point ago

Damn this is WAY better than the first one! Don't worry I still saw it.

[–]lifeislame 3 points4 points ago

Link to the rest

There's some serious competition right now because of Eye Contact Girl so I'm afraid Frog will be stomped and die.

[–]solidcat00 3 points4 points ago

Hahahaha! Ok.

[–]MIDItheKID 0 points1 point ago

needs the glasses.

[–]ImmortalWarrior 0 points1 point ago

Seriously, you're just inspiring them to make more image macros.

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[–]HolyHandGr3nade 2 points3 points ago

I feel like he has Geodudes trapped in his eyes doing endless jumping jacks...

[–]barron224 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit.......it does.

[–]HolyHandGr3nade 0 points1 point ago

Well dammit, now I just look like I'm insane.

[–]HolyHandGr3nade 0 points1 point ago

Stop talking to yourself.

[–]brosenfeld 0 points1 point ago

You are not the hypnotoad.

[–]keagmcG -1 points0 points ago

his foot is entering his body

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

more like frog says "It aint gunna suck it self."

[–]Silvercumulus -1 points0 points ago

"No! I refuse to be associated with poor hygiene among single males."

[–]Assmilliner -1 points0 points ago

Man, fuck being green.

[–]waiv -1 points0 points ago

You need to give him the masamune so he will join your party.

[–]DaiTengu -1 points0 points ago

[–]Osiris32 -1 points0 points ago

The only creature incapable of giving glory to Hypnotoad.

[–]johnfoof -1 points0 points ago

well this is fucking stupid

[–]9sp7ky3 -2 points-1 points ago

Wonder how many 'disapproving frog' meme's are in /r/AdviceAnimals right now...

[–]king_hippo77 1 point2 points ago

this is winning r/aa now, guess why....http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pfhwm/

[–]FluffyAlpaca -2 points-1 points ago

fake

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]fua_neng 1 point2 points ago

LIVE, DAMN YOU!

[–]HittyPittyReturns -4 points-3 points ago

I can't believe you all can't clearly see that it's dead and is only sitting up because someone put a NAIL THROUGH IT!!!!!!!

[–]ilenka 2 points3 points ago

I got your reference and It made me feel special.

[–]SimplySausage 1 point2 points ago

..... It's clearly a well made statue. What picture were you looking at?

[–]maineiscold 0 points1 point ago

Are you referring to the post from ~month(s) ago where a guy had caught a huge frog and said that they released it unharmed but reddit called him out on it?

[–]CheeterMcSkeeter -1 points0 points ago

in after philosofrog

[–]slmizme -1 points0 points ago

To adviceanimals!!!!

[–]King-Babar -1 points0 points ago

It's a faaaaaaaake.

[–]tracerghost00 -1 points0 points ago

Repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost...

[–]ProbablyMyLastLogin -2 points-1 points ago

All obey! @_@

[–]grumpytoad -2 points-1 points ago

the inspiration behind my name...

[–]pepsicola7up -2 points-1 points ago

Is this frog sitting on a grenade, or is my mind just twisted?

[–]iliketolurk99 -2 points-1 points ago

Bad ass frog!

[–]justmakingmypoint -2 points-1 points ago

Alright Miss Portman, we need you to open your worm hole

[–]BluRayDisc -2 points-1 points ago

"No" -Frog

[–]Liberty_Lover -2 points-1 points ago

reminds me of ricky gervais

[–]Stefan9644 -2 points-1 points ago

I'm tired of your disingenuous assertions

-frog shep

[–]_kT_ -2 points-1 points ago

He reminds me of that old wise toad in Super Mario RPG.

[–]Stoutpants -2 points-1 points ago

I'm sorry but I really need you to agree with - ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD!

[–]D14BL0 -2 points-1 points ago

Privilege-denying frog.

[–]AgreesWithIdiots -3 points-2 points ago

Challenge accepted.

[–]sunnyflavoratnight -3 points-2 points ago

He ain't even mad.

[–]rockmongoose -3 points-2 points ago

No, it's getting ready to go for a backward dive and is shooting for the Olympic gold.

[–]x4n7 -3 points-2 points ago

No one messes with The Frog, see? Myaaah

[–]strangefolk -3 points-2 points ago

And feels pretty good about it.

[–]wolvmatt -3 points-2 points ago

Is he sitting on an ovary?

[–]tehchief117 -3 points-2 points ago

All glory to the hypnotoad.

[–]LiveAtTheRegal -3 points-2 points ago

[–]bilateralchicken -3 points-2 points ago

"Deal with it."

[–]Goe_Jibbs -3 points-2 points ago

All hail hypno-bro!

[–]LauretteOB -3 points-2 points ago

Froggy don't give no fucks.

[–]super_INEK -4 points-3 points ago

"swaaaaaaag"