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[–]Piratiko 163 points164 points ago

Hilarious dad.

[–]Soup_bones 37 points38 points ago

Her expression just screams that we have no idea what goes on behind that door.

[–]aelzeiny 9 points10 points ago

This holds meme potential. Too bad there are too many already.

[–]Soup_bones 1 point2 points ago

yup. I thought about it, but then I was like "Neeeeeeeeeeeewp".

[–]ListerFriend 0 points1 point ago

The possibilities are ENDLESSSSSS

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Harryious dad.

[–]Megumii 0 points1 point ago

I'd hit dad.

[–]AlbertsShuffle 14 points15 points ago

That's just Randy from sunnyville trailer park

[–]8-bit_d-boy 3 points4 points ago

Hey Randy, knock knock!

[–]AlbertsShuffle 7 points8 points ago

Fuck off!

[–]AlbertsShuffle 0 points1 point ago

Mother fuckers with guts like that definitely on the cheeseburgers

[–]jason2li 35 points36 points ago

[–]cupaloop 4 points5 points ago

Cracking sense of humour!

[–]ApologeticKid 40 points41 points ago

I can't wait to be a parent.

[–]Breathing_Balls 17 points18 points ago

So, you want to lose your freedom, money, always worry about where they are, what they are doing, lose your hair and start dancing like a dad?

Take it from me, you will love every second of parenthood. I wouldn't change it for the world.

[–]DiscordianStooge 8 points9 points ago

To be fair, dancing like a dad has very little to do with whether or not the dancer is a father.

[–]greentangent -1 points0 points ago

And neither one of you notice the user name.

[–]AdmiralSkippy 1 point2 points ago

I don't understand what happened in the past 15 years that's made parents let their kids be adventurous kids, to having to keep tabs on them at all times. When I was 12 before I left the house all I would have to do for my parents is tell them which friend's place I was walking to. Now 12 year olds get rides even if it's three blocks away, and they have a cell phone to call their parents with if you go to the corner store for a chocolate bar.

[–]borick 0 points1 point ago

The media happened.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

My kids are too young to appreciate things like this. Going shopping with a burger king crown on my head just makes them like me more at the moment.

[–]deps_101 0 points1 point ago

At first glance, I read that as "I can't wait to be a pervert." Nice.

[–]Spacetweed 16 points17 points ago

10/10 would bang. The chick is kinda hot too.

[–]danbfree 3 points4 points ago

Upvote for actual 300ms chuckle.

[–]nardsy13 14 points15 points ago

stop reposting!!!

[–]scottyshu 2 points3 points ago

That post is so last year.

[–]The_Mexorcist26 0 points1 point ago

So is every other post in /r/funny

[–]scottyshu 3 points4 points ago

Agreed; but in this case it was my post, so I felt the need to comment.

[–]OatGerm 10 points11 points ago

That isn't her dad. ಠ_ಠ

[–]czechthunder 1 point2 points ago

I was going to say something along the lines of "But her father left 10 years ago..."

But your's was funny too

[–]rjwelch17 4 points5 points ago

[–]Rosenkrantz_ 7 points8 points ago

Someone photoshop the girl out of this, I'm-a totally fappin'

[–]nitramnaes 9 points10 points ago

well that killed my boner...

[–]TheBearOfBadNews 23 points24 points ago

Hope this helps

Edit: For those of you with sick fetishes.

[–]tempuro 0 points1 point ago

I think that was Dad's intention.

[–]NateDogTX 2 points3 points ago

Photobomb level: Master...baiter

[–]ChrispyPaul 2 points3 points ago

*Awesome dad

[–]TrollingKevi 3 points4 points ago

Repost, but ah, what the hell. It's still hilarious

[–]Breathing_Balls 1 point2 points ago

To be honest, I thought the girl was a transexual. Took me a while to see the real dad. I still would have though.

[–]Budddy 1 point2 points ago

That's the wow factor!

[–]HillbillyHomeboy 1 point2 points ago

I am absolutely going to do this to my daughter when she goes to prom. Judging by this photo, I have the body type to pull it off, too!

[–]Cocosoft 1 point2 points ago

Obvious repost is freaking obvious!!

[–]gabbagabba777 1 point2 points ago

Oh my gay god!

[–]mastercylinder2 1 point2 points ago

I'm going to end up being that kind of dad, just embarrassing and goofy.

[–]Derksen17 1 point2 points ago

I could use his stomach hair as a carpet

[–]TheMediumPanda 1 point2 points ago

I for one would like to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states.

[–]AY00 1 point2 points ago

Soon...

[–]bahamamamalama 1 point2 points ago

I see where she gets her good looks from.

[–]mastershriz 0 points1 point ago

Tony Soprano?

[–]Guesty_ 0 points1 point ago

lmfao her dad is incredible

[–]WhatAFox 0 points1 point ago

Someone get that poor girl a back brace.

[–]hzima 0 points1 point ago

are you sure thats the dad and not some rando?

[–]Viscolucci 0 points1 point ago

Sidekick pedo standing in the shadow

[–]The_Magnificent 0 points1 point ago

He could be way way creepier.

I would be. ¬_¬

[–]Radico87 0 points1 point ago

When I make the mistake of having children, I will strive to be the dad who everyone thinks is hilarious while I only embarrass my kids.

[–]Spiderdan 0 points1 point ago

Who said that was her dad?

[–]anhydrouscake 0 points1 point ago

I would put a brazzers logo but I'm to lazy to do so.

[–]Hello_HI_Hey 0 points1 point ago

Why did I laugh so much at this but nothing else on reddit today

[–]NicksterS318 0 points1 point ago

OH MEH GHERD PHREM DRESS

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

It's the neighbor.

[–]Marcsin 0 points1 point ago

At least he had pants on; thank goodness for small miracles.

[–]nyessy 0 points1 point ago

GOOD.

[–]CampAnawanna78 0 points1 point ago

More like "Awesome, super photobombing dad".

[–]Couldntstoplaughing 0 points1 point ago

Only way I'd do her if he was watching

[–]ListerFriend 0 points1 point ago

new meme

[–]bull88 0 points1 point ago

I think that's Rob Riggle

[–]DaLuDeD 0 points1 point ago

Who is that babe??

got to get his number...

[–]UncleTedGenneric 0 points1 point ago

Is that Matt Braunger?

[–]MegaSquishyMan 0 points1 point ago

reposting dad

[–]PAULOLOL 0 points1 point ago

Cool dad is more like it.

[–]andersenz11 0 points1 point ago

one day i will become this father

[–]jpmcpeazy 0 points1 point ago

That's actually her date ಠ_ಠ

[–]unplanned_life 0 points1 point ago

She's gonna look like him in 15 years.

[–]phantomwriter28 0 points1 point ago

why does he remind me of tony soprano

[–]BrockFSamson 0 points1 point ago

Thats boyfriend

[–]avert_your_maize 0 points1 point ago

Where is his chest mustache?

[–]Norma5tacy 0 points1 point ago

Hope this doesn't turn into a meme but, considering she doesn't have a huge rack I guess it won't.

[–]newingtonnew 0 points1 point ago

that was not her father

[–]goofyasiankid 0 points1 point ago

Where is SimilarImage when you need them?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Jokes on him... his daughter will get banged that night.

[–]8ui9 0 points1 point ago

Awesome Dad

[–]Joementzer 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter, had fap.

[–]All_Your_Base 0 points1 point ago

He doesn't have a six pack, he has a full keg!

[–]BajcSmalls 0 points1 point ago

WOW, REPOST REPOST! I POSTED THIS!

http://i.imgur.com/zPP7F.png

[–]Hobmot 1 point2 points ago

Since I know you reposted it as well, I took the liberty of going through your history and giving that submission an extra downvote.

Good day.

[–]BajcSmalls 0 points1 point ago

good day.

[–]vhayduk 0 points1 point ago

Hubba hubba

[–]Souperlizard -1 points0 points ago

Bahahaha! Haha... Wait. This is a Repost.

[–]theseus82 -1 points0 points ago

It's Wormtail!

[–]btackett2 -1 points0 points ago

Just a perfect bomb... well done sir

[–]Godslilmuffin -1 points0 points ago

lmao

[–]iceplanet2002 -1 points0 points ago

I can still fap to this

[–]Kenealy -1 points0 points ago

Pink is not her color...

[–]classicmash -1 points0 points ago

Left boob bigger than right. Ayooooo

[–]AndrewSmithsPornAcct 0 points1 point ago

Right is bigger.

[–]classicmash 1 point2 points ago

I think I may actually be retarded.

[–]AndrewSmithsPornAcct 0 points1 point ago

Probably just dyslexic.

[–]classicmash 2 points3 points ago

Yeah porbalby

[–]AndrewSmithsPornAcct 1 point2 points ago

I lol'd

[–]RapeyMcStabStab -1 points0 points ago

God I miss r/jailbait..

[–]this_is_your_dad -1 points0 points ago

First.

[–]ObamaStoleMyKFC -2 points-1 points ago

Photobomb level: ∞

[–]oxiclean1 -2 points-1 points ago

ugly daughter