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[–]Willeth 16 points17 points ago

The amount of times I've seen this image, and I only just noticed that the wall between the apartments is wet.

This dude is not only doing this, he's done it at least once before.

[–]Jigsus 6 points7 points ago

Now that you mention it what the guy is doing makes perfect sense. He's keeping the wall wet so the water will evaporate cooling the wall and creating a steam barrier to stop the flames from entering his apartment.

[–]tbar2themax 8 points9 points ago

REAL HUMAN BEING... AND A REAL HERO... REAL HUMAN BEING... AND A REAL HERO.

[–]POTATO_ANAL_ETC 0 points1 point ago

Words cannot express how deep this is.

[–]Consistently-Cynical 8 points9 points ago

That is petrol, neighbourly hatred and all that.

[–]Genmaken 0 points1 point ago

YOUR STEREO NEEDS MORE FUEL

[–]munnyfish 6 points7 points ago

[–]jmontema 2 points3 points ago

Real men of genius...

[–]000100110[S] 1 point2 points ago

I've been checking comments on this post of mine for hours and I cracked the fuck up at yours. Upvote my friend. Upvote

[–]alaskanfarmer 2 points3 points ago

So, this gave me a little giggle because my old roommate caused a fire in our apartment when she was really drunk. We were not speaking at the time so I thought it was strange when she started yelling my name, so I came out of the bedroom and saw the fire starting to grow (it had gotten pretty big in just a few moments) and she was attempting to put it out with a glass of water. This just reminded me of that... wasn't funny at the time but now I can look back and smile a little.

[–]dead_astronaut 0 points1 point ago

did it end well

[–]alaskanfarmer 1 point2 points ago

From a previous post about why people stopped being friends with their best friend. I feel like all of the info included is relevant (this is a very simplified version of what happened):

Well, first she slept with my boyfriend. Then she apologized and I forgave her. Several months later, she got drunk and told me that she wasn't sorry and that I deserved it and had it coming. Then she burned down the apartment we lived in together. Then we got sued and instead of taking care of the damages (there were witnesses to the fact that it was 100% her fault and she admitted it to the firefighters who subsequently put it in their report... also, she had the money in the bank to cover the costs) she lawyered up and she cost me (and our other roommate) a shit ton of money that we didn't have in attorney's fees and settlement.

[–]dead_astronaut 1 point2 points ago

jesus, what a bitch. I would come up with some kind of a cunning revenge, if I were you. did you?

[–]alaskanfarmer 3 points4 points ago

I tried to think of something (I should have come to reddit to ask for advice but this was in my pre-reddit days) but I just couldn't. At the end of the day, however, karma took over. I graduated law school and became a successful attorney. I married a wonderful man and we have two beautiful dogs. We are currently living out our dream of living in Spain, which i've always wanted to do. I am very happy and never think about her.

Last I heard, she is still renting a room in our friend's house and working at the front desk of a hotel. She has a drinking problem (it runs in her family) and she ran into one of our friends once and proudly told a story of how she went out with a bunch of her friends and got blackout drunk. She was woken up at the bar at 2 a.m. by the bartender who was closing up. All her "friends" had left her there and she had passed out with her face in a pizza. So in the game of life, I think i'm winning :)

There were so many other horrible parts to this story as well - she came from a very Catholic family who loved us (me and the other roommate). She didn't tell her parents about the fire but we found out her mom had co-signed the lease, so our attorney contacted the mom (we couldn't since technically she was a party to the lawsuit) and sent her a copy of the fire report that put her daughter at fault and all the other relevant paperwork. I thought that since she was so catholic and always preached doing the right thing (not to mention her daughter LITERALLY had the money in the bank and I KNOW that for a fact), that she would get her shit together and take care of the situation. Instead, she responded by lawyering up and forcing us to pay more attorneys fees and then pay part of a settlement (we could have gone through litigation and pinned it all on her but in the long run it would have cost us about 4x as much as settling in attorney's fees and she would have just declared bankruptcy anyway - fucking bitch). I was just finished law school and the other roommate was finishing up her master's and was planning on becoming an elementary school teacher.

The absolute WORST thing she did, though, was to the other roommate and not to me. She had this terrible boyfriend who was 19 years old (we were in our mid-20's) - total mooch and a piece of shit - let's call him Tom. Anyway, when I got my bar results (this was before the fire and stuff), the girl was out of town so me and the other (non-fire-setting) roommate (let's call her Jenny), my boyfriend, and Tom went out to celebrate. The next morning, I was talking to Jenny and she said that she didn't remember anything after the first drink and had some horribly graphic nightmares about having sexual contact with Tom. We are pretty sure he slipped something into her drink and we got him to admit that he had done things with her while she was semi-conscious (we still don't know if they had sex or not). Jenny told him he had to tell our other roommate or she would. So he told her. And the other roommate BLAMED Jenny for what happened and continued to date Tom. We told her that he wasn't allowed to come into the apartment. It was so insanely fucked up.

[–]dead_astronaut 2 points3 points ago

I imagine this is what living a dream in Spain is like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isTkDSIyc6Q

fuck that sad bitch. good it's all over and you're happy now

[–]alaskanfarmer 1 point2 points ago

You know - its strange. That is EXACTLY what living in Spain is like!! Right down to my husband's moustache and the background music. In all seriousness, it is awesome here.

Yea - I really don't think about her, ever. She is horrible and her life will continue to downward spiral. I don't know what I did to make her hate me so much, but its over so fuck it.

[–]alaskanfarmer 0 points1 point ago

Immediately after posting this I see what a rant it was. She was truly horrible and I haven't thought about this shit for a long time. I guess it opened some old wounds. Anyway - it was a long time ago and it was awful when it happened, but i've very much moved on with my life and so has Jenny (she is married and pregnant with her first baby!).

[–]Corixxogator 13 points14 points ago

Thanks for taking a classic funny picture and adding big, unfunny, bold text?

[–]mmprodigy 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, this picture doesn't really need words to be funny. It's great on its own!

[–]MestR 0 points1 point ago

Are you sure there should be a question mark at the end of that sentence.

[–]Breathing_Balls 0 points1 point ago

Shouldn't there be a question mark at the end of yours?

[–]OptimistPrimeBot 1 point2 points ago

Well at least he has water...There are people in the world who don't.

[–]jstohler 0 points1 point ago

That should do it.

[–]matstar862 0 points1 point ago

To be honest. If that was my flat i would be putting anything i could to try and get it out. Or just try getting my possessions out

[–]Major_Butthurt 0 points1 point ago

You say that, but I actually had to jump to my neighbors balcony with a hose in my hands, to put out a fire started by faulty wiring. The firefighters arrived 5 minutes later, and he was on the 4th floor, with a dog inside his flat. So basically I saved his house and a dogs life just by jumping 2 meters across with my hose. Shit wasn't funny.

[–]Frisssky 0 points1 point ago

has anyone noticed the face in the fire

[–]slugsareusless 0 points1 point ago

A True Repost

[–]elcollin 0 points1 point ago

This is older than the internet.

[–]000100110[S] 1 point2 points ago

It may be. But I thought it was funny so I posted it