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[–]Lokieda 79 points80 points ago

Godamn boomers fucking things up in real life too.

[–]jambbo383 10 points11 points ago

Damn, beat me to it... Upvote for you then...

[–]AlwaysAlways 8 points9 points ago

BOOM

[–]jambbo383 4 points5 points ago

Headshot?

[–]AlwaysAlways 9 points10 points ago

Sigh....that's what boomers say. BOOM splat

[–]jambbo383 10 points11 points ago

Well i gave my last fuck on my first reply, come back tomorrow, i'm getting a fresh shipment of fucks.

[–]AlwaysAlways 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for there being a badass over here

[–]europeanscuba 38 points39 points ago

Am I the only one for some reason wants to pop one??

[–]mgr1397 14 points15 points ago

I think everyone does :D

[–]julielc 6 points7 points ago

/r/popping

Warning: Disgusting

[–]reddit_beats_college 17 points18 points ago

I should really know better than to click these links by now...

[–]chloelee 2 points3 points ago

same...

[–]doctor_why 1 point2 points ago

Maybe if college had beaten Reddit, you would have learned not to click those links. Probably not though.

[–]reddit_beats_college 0 points1 point ago

It's sure as hell cheaper though...

[–]doctor_why 0 points1 point ago

Well, the opportunity cost is certainly higher, but the potential profit outweighs the cost.

[–]DNAK1llA 2 points3 points ago

Challende Accepted

[–]quintios 8 points9 points ago

Next time use the ladle to get the spaghetti out of the pot!

[–]DennishIrst 3 points4 points ago

Looks like a steam burn.

[–]mgr1397 3 points4 points ago

This is horrific...

[–]Henipah 5 points6 points ago

If you think that's horrific I'll just leave this here.

[–]mgr1397 2 points3 points ago

I just had shivers down my back because of how disturbing that was ...

[–]hilerfleshlight 2 points3 points ago

Damnit, I'm trying to drink here...

[–]alien6 4 points5 points ago

Wow, almost looks like blister agent effect photos.

[–]Winterclaw 8 points9 points ago

For fuck sake, I remember seeing the left one on so many porn sites. Fuck you, my dick is fine.

[–]adam_smash 5 points6 points ago

That's what I look like when I get poison ivy. Extremely allergic to it.

[–]HaydenB 4 points5 points ago

As Dad always said.... LANCE IT!

[–]quirkygurl_94 2 points3 points ago

.....grabs a black sharpie & draws faces on each of them

[–]tito_bandito 4 points5 points ago

please send to /r/popping...PLEEEEEEEASE?

[–]Kahnza 3 points4 points ago

OMG I want to lance the biggest one SO bad.

[–]doctor_why 1 point2 points ago

You people are all strange... Upvotes all around.

[–]Rosencruex 3 points4 points ago

It's already there (yes I know this) and it's technically not really popping.

[–]tito_bandito 4 points5 points ago

Oh, I know. But we poppers get a thrill just THINKING about it!

[–]Rosencruex 4 points5 points ago

That's true... That one in the middle looks like it'd be a mini explosion...

[–]Kahnza 0 points1 point ago

Imagine the smell of that slimey, yellow/brown liquid. And what it looks like underneath. :D

[–]Rosencruex 0 points1 point ago

Thinking about it fascinates me to no end as well as makes me feel like throwing up... Ah Reddit look what you've done to me.

[–]um_yeah_about_that 1 point2 points ago

Owowowow

[–]360walkaway 1 point2 points ago

Is this real or just really good make-up? There was a post a month ago showing a guy with the fake version of this.

[–]Henipah 1 point2 points ago

Probably real. Google the effects of mustard gas exposure and you'll see worse.

[–]360walkaway 1 point2 points ago

I'll take your word for it... blech.

[–]keviniseasy 1 point2 points ago

Made mistake. Clicked on r/popping link. Threw up while sitting on public toilet. WTF is in a cyst anyway?

[–]EdgHG 1 point2 points ago

Disgusting. Now give me those darts.

[–]treefool 1 point2 points ago

Looks like wild parsnip blisters. Fuck. That. Shit.

[–]666PSYCHOTIC 1 point2 points ago

i had those all over my chest and back for a week after a really bad sunburn, they hurt like all holy hell and are very nasty to pop

[–]baracudaboy 1 point2 points ago

Pop.

[–]neon_unicorns 1 point2 points ago

am i the only one that just wants to poke them with a needle?

[–]RunningSmurf 1 point2 points ago

I read that as Nom Nom Nom.... I am no longer hungry

[–]adidasaids 1 point2 points ago

am i the only one that wants to pop these with a firecracker?

[–]D_as_in_avid 1 point2 points ago

Boomer!

[–]PreventFalls 1 point2 points ago

Gotta pop em all.

[–]Magnesia 1 point2 points ago

Just realized... Why am I on /r/WTF while I'm eating?

[–]canadianme63 1 point2 points ago

yummy

[–]I-make-mean-comments 1 point2 points ago

repost, repost, repost, REPOST

[–]KingDingALing1 1 point2 points ago

Looks like poison ivy. It's fucking gross.

[–]SuperBeast4721 1 point2 points ago

I really really want to squeeze them.

[–]meeeeeooooowww 1 point2 points ago

i got a really weird taste in my mouth after looking at this... i think it was the taste of puke, blood, and horror.

[–]richard_yeltser 1 point2 points ago

It is indeed a sunburn. Spent a few childhood days face down in bed because I had those all over my back. They dry out and turn crusty like giant eye boogers.

[–]LocalMadman 2 points3 points ago

I did the same. Mine took weeks to heal. That was a crappy summer.

[–]UnicornPony 1 point2 points ago

Nasty poison ivy!

At least I assume it is. The other reposts think so: http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/weyBl.jpg

[–]Rand0mhero80 7 points8 points ago

Its a sunburn......my friend got drunk in south padre and passed out on the beach for the whole day and this is what his chest looked like.

[–]hereforeyebleach 11 points12 points ago

Lets go half and half and just say it is from hogweed. It strips away your skins UV protection and causes you to very, VERY easily get that bad of a sunburn.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

Hogweed, indeed. I recognized it instantly. Nasty stuff.

[–]Rand0mhero80 2 points3 points ago

Tie.

[–]jotch 1 point2 points ago

If you get it in your eyes you can also go blind.

[–]lobzo 1 point2 points ago

Also limes do the same thing: be careful making margaritas on a sunny day!

[–]hereforeyebleach 1 point2 points ago

This I did not know. I would presume to far lesser degree.

[–]lobzo 1 point2 points ago

Still pretty bad...my buddy is half Finnish, maybe it's the Nordic blood, but he had big boily blisters like that the next day and still has scars.

[–]foerthan 1 point2 points ago

This is how my back looked after our 6th grade "graduation party".

It fucking hurt like hell. For the first few days, I couldn't have ANYTHING touching my back - including a shirt - without it causing immense pain. After a while I eventually started to wear a shirt, but the "bubbles" would pop and stain the shirt yellow. That was probably the worse ~1-2 weeks of my life.

[–]qwertyberty 4 points5 points ago

Looks more like tattoo removal

[–]Kantham 1 point2 points ago

I love how she listed up with 009 SoundSystem and "Get Good Quality Tattoo Designs" ads on her videos.

[–]johnq-pubic 1 point2 points ago

So much nudity in the related videos ... weird.

[–]Ontopourmama 1 point2 points ago

I was going to say that. I had a very similar reaction to the smoke from some clear burning that had poison ivy and sumac in it. I looks like a freak for a couple of weeks when it happened. not fun at all.

[–]chloelee 1 point2 points ago

lolololol brownie pan advertisement.

[–]jackal13antern 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, it looks like a more severe version of what I get.

[–]MikeLitoris188 1 point2 points ago

Buddy looks like a cutter, look at his wrists

[–]She-wolfe99 1 point2 points ago

Explanation!!!!

[–]johnsomeone41 1 point2 points ago

I want to pop it and let the juices run in my mouth and all over my face

[–]andrewsmith1986 2 points3 points ago

Looks like poison ivy.

[–]actionaction55 0 points1 point ago

i would have popped everything by then.

[–]LikeTwoShoes 0 points1 point ago

I used to get that, well I still do. It's a severe allergic reaction (some people get it worse than others) to a plant called Poison/Wild Parsnip. It is in the midwest and known for the fact that it causes phytophotodermatitis which is agravated by sunlight. Lots of claritin, not running around like an idiot in the plant, and ultra expensive soap that washes plant enzymes off helps, but if you don't know thats what you get and it lasts for approximately 10 days and itches like all hell. Source (yes, I nerded out and wrote a paper on it for a geo class) http://dnr.wi.gov/invasives/fact/parsnip.htm

PS. When the blisters were small I would bite to pop them as a kid because I couldn't take the itching.

Edit: to be gross, had to step up my reddit skills.

[–]Wisdom_from_the_Ages 0 points1 point ago

Looks like mustard gas.

[–]LordTacoSauce 0 points1 point ago

BOOOOOMMMMMEEEEERRRR!!!!!

[–]miahjoe 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one thinking of bubble wrap?

[–]Aoladari 1 point2 points ago

Needs Gore warning.

[–]Sikulec 0 points1 point ago

Nasty, but I have an urge feeling to sting that big bubbles.

[–]Lukealove 3 points4 points ago

What? Trying to make sense of this is frustrating...

[–]RawrXD 0 points1 point ago

Where the fuck is the NSFW/NSFL tag??

[–]Mr800ftw -5 points-4 points ago

I call bullcrap...