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[–]el3kt2ik 15 points16 points ago

I enjoy the Mac logo.

[–]kimball10 3 points4 points ago

Haha it's poop! :)

[–]madonna-boy 1 point2 points ago

if a picture is worth 1,000 words then this is the biography of everyone I went to school with.

[–]jadoug02 1 point2 points ago

somebody should make this reddit instead of facebook

[–]Majorshamrock 1 point2 points ago

his arm went right too fap

[–]Tebasaki 1 point2 points ago

... Steve?

[–]sirachsballs 2 points3 points ago

I ... had to upvote this.

[–]kacperp[S] 2 points3 points ago

oh. sweet irony.

[–]DrewbieDoom 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Chinchilla Dave

[–]DaMountainDwarf 0 points1 point ago

The only colorful things in someone like this' life...

[–]SilentLeader 0 points1 point ago

So he's addicted to likecohol?

[–]nukefudge 0 points1 point ago

i've only ever liked 2 things on facebook, i think. i pride myself in that.

also, where's the source on this, OP? always source.

[–]bsalper 0 points1 point ago

I would like to point out the accuracy of the monitor logo. yes!!!

[–]alephpixel 0 points1 point ago

source: the realist

[–]statusone 0 points1 point ago

I think this describes the basic Redditor dysfunction

[–]Xaotik-NG 0 points1 point ago

I feel so strange liking this.

[–]sakredseven 0 points1 point ago

fairly similar to alex pardees work

[–]lm1a2likespie 0 points1 point ago

I got all excited and was like "oh yeah! My post got some upvotes!" low and behold, you reposted it. Thanks. -_-

[–]Cyathewolf -2 points-1 points ago

I see 2 thummbs down

[–]DoctorNose -5 points-4 points ago

I think this would do better in /r/wtf.

It isn't exactly funny.

[–]madonna-boy -1 points0 points ago

it's a hyperbole. it's funny. you're not.

[–]DoctorNose -1 points0 points ago

I wasn't trying to be funny.

This is not a hyperbole. It is a visual metaphor, if anything.

[–]madonna-boy 0 points1 point ago

it's an exaggeration not a comparison. and it doesn't matter if you're trying to be funny; you have a poor sense of humor.

[–]DoctorNose -4 points-3 points ago

You definitely know everything about me. My sense of humour is flat and meager.

It is comparing facebook addiction to a heroin addiction. That is a comparison. Hence, it is moreso a visual metaphor.

It can't be an exaggeration, because there is nothing in real life that it is taking to the extreme. You don't literally tap a vein to get online, and you don't literally vomit out 'like' hands. Therefore, that is not an exaggeration.

But I'm sure you are an expert on the subject, and not just a youth posting random thoughts and trying to back them up with insults. This is the internet, after all.

[–]madonna-boy -1 points0 points ago

yeah, because when I do heroine thumbs up icons shoot out of my mouth

[–]DoctorNose 1 point2 points ago

When I do heroine usually it is after she saved me from the dragon.