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[–]Cadnee 1313 points1314 points ago

On a magikarp-et ride.

[–]Axle-f 121 points122 points ago

That fish is shining, shimmering, splendid!

[–]jbone664 69 points70 points ago

Now tell me fishy, when did you last let your heart decide?

[–]delachron 55 points56 points ago

A whole neww worrrrrrrrrldd

[–]pntless 93 points94 points ago

a new fintastic point of view

[–]panic_switch 80 points81 points ago

And no one to tell us roe or where to flow

[–]BigManWalter 17 points18 points ago

Or say we're only swimming

[–]fun-da-mental 35 points36 points ago

The ciiircle of liife

[–]altered-ego 25 points26 points ago

Eeeagle!!! Fly me higher chocolate bear!

[–]Putyourragefaceon 1 point2 points ago

I totally read that as J.D.

[–]melake14 1 point2 points ago

dont listen to them Turk, you're fierce..like Tay Diggs

[–]zpeed 1 point2 points ago

Or say we're only reeling

[–]bloodwrench 18 points19 points ago

Don't you dare hold your breath.

[–]xzhobo 11 points12 points ago

Now tell me, when did you last let your fins decide?

[–]HyzerFlip 261 points262 points ago

Thread over. We have a winner.

[–]TbOwNeD 49 points50 points ago

Wish 1: more splash attack Wish 2: more splash attack Wish 3: more cowb... splash attack

[–]xzhobo 26 points27 points ago

[–]HyzerFlip 14 points15 points ago

Are you gonna take that magikarp? Counter with a splash attack!

[–]xzhobo 19 points20 points ago

Magikarp, use Hyper Beam. What the fuck do you mean you don't have Hyper Beam, just use Splash attack.

[–]HyzerFlip 8 points9 points ago

I was so hoping for a hyper beam.

[–]Lusst 7 points8 points ago

I watched the entire thing.

[–]xzhobo 4 points5 points ago

I challenge you to watch the whole thing on this

P.S. it never ends.

[–]Unbroken_Circle 5 points6 points ago

Splash attack?

[–]fuzzb0y 9 points10 points ago

This kills the puns.

[–]HyzerFlip 12 points13 points ago

Who wants puns? I want more quality poke talk

[–]jries 10 points11 points ago

Magikarp evolved while Pidgey was carrying him D:

http://i.imgur.com/fGasL.jpg

[–]iamthemindfreak 17 points18 points ago

[–]pancaker 4 points5 points ago

Here, have my son.

[–]me-tan 1 point2 points ago

You magnificent bastard :D

[–]Cocomaan 1 point2 points ago

You win the internet.

[–]scnavi 6 points7 points ago

[–]gerrettheferrett 378 points379 points ago

[–]ProfessorSomething 119 points120 points ago

The look on that zebra's face is hilarious.

"I don't want to be here right now."

[–]ModerateConspiracy 98 points99 points ago

"what is happening why is there a lion on me"

[–]metalninjacake2 120 points121 points ago

in me

FTFY

[–]sehrfine 60 points61 points ago

Don't worry the Zebra will be in the Lion soon. Fakin hawt.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

So lions aren't selfish lovers? Good to know.

[–]Lolworth 24 points25 points ago

It don't matter if you're black and white.

[–]Self_Aware_Computer 20 points21 points ago

So, that's where tigers came from.

[–]WhatIfItWereTrue 6 points7 points ago

What if it WERE true?

[–]the_kind_platypus 6 points7 points ago

Caaaan you feel the love toniiight? The feast the evening brings...

[–]laudalelemera 11 points12 points ago

Madagascar??

[–]vampiresarestillcool 131 points132 points ago

ospreys carry their fish that way because it is more aerodynamic.

[–]hellcrapdamn 141 points142 points ago

And it really freaks the fish out, which is a nice bonus.

[–]DutchPrisoner 12 points13 points ago

It kind of conjures up images for me of a death row inmate getting to walk through a park on they day they off him.

[–]Nisas 61 points62 points ago

A death row inmate has likely seen a park before.

I think it would be a bit more like an alien abducting you, showing you the wonders of the universe, then eating you once they reach their home planet.

[–]Occamslaser 20 points21 points ago

Fish can't focus in open air.

[–]alexanderwales 4 points5 points ago

So the solution is tiny helmets, right?

[–]Occamslaser 1 point2 points ago

Something like reverse scuba masks would work.

[–]mtn_mojo 2 points3 points ago

It's more like being dragged underwater by a shark or an orca for a while before they decide to consume you. Perhaps you'd be taken in by the blue majesty of the kingdom beneath the waves. Just maybe you'd be in awe of the beautiful glory that is the ocean. More than likely though, you'd be freaked the fuck out and acutely aware of the fact that you're about to drown before being devoured by a large beast several links above you on the food chain.

[–]rasping_radula 5 points6 points ago

I think it would be a bit more like an alien abducting you, showing you the wonders of the universe, then eating you once they reach their home planet.

Doctor Who, but with more eating-people.

[–]sapo916 5 points6 points ago

I love me some freaky fish. What do you say? Eh, eh, eh? NO?

[–]reacher 6 points7 points ago

And because the fishes mouth makes a nice "WHEEEEEOOOOOOOOO" sound from the wind

[–]kabanaga 2 points3 points ago

True. And if they were carried sideways, you'd hear the sound that's made when you blow across the top of an empty bottle...

[–]AccipiterF1 2 points3 points ago

Ospreys are the only birds that can do that because of a specially adapted reversible outer toe.

[–]andyn0133 2 points3 points ago

I finally get the chance to share this piece of info on a front page post and I'm beaten to it! Take my upvote.

[–]lecuppycake 41 points42 points ago

Once i found a fish on my roof as the result of such shenanigans.

[–]farkdog 23 points24 points ago

How do you know the fish didn't get there by himself?!

[–]RommelTJ 18 points19 points ago

That fish must be seriously disappointed. All that work and someone else takes the credit.

TIL that birds are the managers of the animal world.

[–]jbredditor 204 points205 points ago

[–]Floor_Kicker 195 points196 points ago

That fish looks genuinely fascinated.

[–]Doctor0Doctors 116 points117 points ago

"Oh! Ooooh! Cooooool!"

[–]xMadxScientistx 120 points121 points ago

Fishes love worlds.

[–]Greatbonsai 54 points55 points ago

Got that fish a birds-eye view. Fishes love Birds-eye views.

[–]prettyawkwardpenguin 26 points27 points ago

[–]jbredditor 2 points3 points ago

As much as I hate it when people say "I see what you did there," this picture never fails to elicit an audible laugh.

I feel like it should somehow be incorporated into the "oh you" guy/dog thing.

[–]NullMarker 76 points77 points ago

The claw puncturing its brain is probably tickling its fascination.

[–]itzzspencer 1 point2 points ago

ugh just got asmr just from reading that

[–]BoilerMaker11 8 points9 points ago

I guess the look on my face would be "fascinated" too if I had claws digging into my brain

[–]BeerPowered 13 points14 points ago

Its agony face is our surprised face. The fish is dying in pain.

[–]Floor_Kicker 28 points29 points ago

Now you made it sad.

[–]BeerPowered 1 point2 points ago

I apologise for showing you the reality.

[–]Floor_Kicker 1 point2 points ago

No it's your fault, I wanted to be shown the world, not realising it's such a dark place.

[–]BeerPowered 1 point2 points ago

The beauty and the horror can't be separated. They depend on each other. The world is such a scary yet wonderful place!

[–]Artemis_J_Hughes 2 points3 points ago

I was once assured by a great man that fish don't have any feelings.

[–]BeerPowered 2 points3 points ago

The Great Man has intentionately lied to you in order not to make you unhappy.

[–]klauskinski 1 point2 points ago

"In our mad society, it is easier to be seen as a great man than as a fish"

[–]TangoOscarDD 1 point2 points ago

It's ok to eat fish, cuz they don't have any feelings...

Yep, it's legit.

[–]Twaddles 5 points6 points ago

That fish looks genuinely scared shitless.

[–]beenman500[!] 1 point2 points ago

it reminds me of the whale that appears due to the improbability frive in hitchhickers guide to the galaxy

[–]TheApathyJesus 51 points52 points ago

"OH FUCK I AM A FISH THIS IS CRAZY!!!!!! "

[–]escrocs 51 points52 points ago

so here's my number

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

So claw me maybe

[–]Xeritos 16 points17 points ago

That's the wrong number.

[–]thatdudecalledZZ 2 points3 points ago

PSYCH

[–]Forhavu 7 points8 points ago

So bait me maybe.

[–]RedSkyNoise 2 points3 points ago

So call me maybe?

[–]imasadpotato 14 points15 points ago

no.

[–]burgess_meredith_jr 14 points15 points ago

[–]Greatbonsai 20 points21 points ago

Bald Eagles are always relevant. 'MERICA!

[–]burgess_meredith_jr 1 point2 points ago

Newfoundland, actually. My mother in law witnessed that scene from her kitchen window.

[–]Greatbonsai 5 points6 points ago

NEWFOUNDLAND, FUCK YEH, AY. Hmm... I think we may be onto something...

[–]FacePalmPro 2 points3 points ago

You Bastard!!

[–]coogie 3 points4 points ago

Yeah I've seen other videos of it too and it's pretty amazing that the hawks (I'm not sure about the specific types) figure out the best way to carry the fish like a suitcase. Not sure if it's trial and error or that's just how they're wired.

[–]Treshnell 2 points3 points ago

It's probably easiest for them to grab the fish when it's travelling along the same path that the bird is travelling.

[–]katzenjammer360 1 point2 points ago

It's an Osprey, they feed almost exclusively on fish so It's just instinct to carry them in the most aerodynamic position :)

[–]referendum 1 point2 points ago

My zoology professor said the same thing. That catch by the osprey was awesome, looks like it weighs almost as much as the osprey itself.

[–]katzenjammer360 1 point2 points ago

Easily as much, I'm guessing more. Just since birds are so light and fish are so dense. Osprey are awesome!

[–]monopixel 11 points12 points ago

Poor fish got one claw right into his brain :(

[–]EyePad 1 point2 points ago

Wouldn't that hopefully be better. You know, so you don't have to live through the whole flight and the beginning of being devoured thing...

[–]seamustfap 1 point2 points ago

Are there more? There should be a website for this

[–]perfsurf 1 point2 points ago

Ohhhhhhhhh long Johnson! Ohhh Long Johnsonnnn

[–]The_Enchiridion 8 points9 points ago

I don't know what the hell I just watched but that was definitely one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long time!

[–]CaramelRabbit 4 points5 points ago

It's a BBC series called Walk On The Wild Side, I'd seriously recommend you watch as much of it as possible.

[–]chrysilis 6 points7 points ago

[–]monopixel 2 points3 points ago

Haha... I usually don't laugh about fart jokes but the dolphins were brilliant.

[–]syntaxerror89 1 point2 points ago

I logged in just to give you an upvote ! That shit be splendid !

[–]Richeh 22 points23 points ago

Holy crap, that bird is surfing on a flying fish.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

What kind of fish is that? It looks like it would sell at a high price on animal crossing.

[–]beanmosheen 21 points22 points ago

Looks like someones goldfish out of their pond. :(

[–]D0natell0 12 points13 points ago

We have a large Goldfish pond and they kept dissapearing one by one until we covered the pond with a wire mesh. Now I know what happened to them :P

[–]krabstarr 1 point2 points ago

I have a koi pond and one of my koi just disappeared. Though I think it was a heron that's been spotted in the neighborhood, not an osprey like in this picture.

[–]Gurix 1 point2 points ago

Pepper? Mom, someone stole Pepper!

[–]DubiumGuy 2 points3 points ago

Ospreys have a near 2 meter wingspan so it has to be a golden Koi Carp. Goldfish are related to closely related to carp however.

[–]shortstopandgo 10 points11 points ago

Looks like it's got Carp-al Talon Syndrome

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

[–]TheDroopy 1 point2 points ago

Aaaaand sticks the landing! 10/10.

[–][deleted] 101 points102 points ago

He gonna get ate

[–]rattlemebones 32 points33 points ago

Damn nature...

[–]colinsteadman 96 points97 points ago

The total amount of suffering per year in the natural world is beyond all decent contemplation. During the minute that it takes me to compose this sentence, thousands of animals are being eaten alive, many others are running for their lives, whimpering with fear, others are slowly being devoured from within by rasping parasites, thousands of all kinds are dying of starvation, thirst, and disease. It must be so. If there ever is a time of plenty, this very fact will automatically lead to an increase in the population until the natural state of starvation and misery is restored. In a universe of electrons and selfish genes, blind physical forces and genetic replication, some people are going to get hurt, other people are going to get lucky, and you won't find any rhyme or reason in it, nor any justice. The universe that we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but pitiless indifference.”

― Richard Dawkins, River Out Of Eden: A Darwinian View Of Life

[–]ymo 7 points8 points ago

I missed the open quotation mark and thought this was a typical reddit comment until the Dawkins attribution at the end. Sucks for Dawkins.

[–]cheapwowgold4u 2 points3 points ago

you could be forgiven for that bc there was no open quotation mark.

[–]249ba36000029bbe9749 2 points3 points ago

Started off sounding like a PETA ad...

[–]eternalkerri 9 points10 points ago

sounds like that guy could use God in his life.

[–]katalyst_ 7 points8 points ago

all scary and stuff

[–]Lolworth 6 points7 points ago

'Aters gonna 'ate.

[–]tran1821 10 points11 points ago

Then I'll shooooow you my stoooomach.

[–]Peeweedan9 28 points29 points ago

shining, shimmering. . . but not so splendid

[–]OverloadedConstructo 19 points20 points ago

Tell me, fish, now when did

[–]cryingblackman 13 points14 points ago

Last let your fins decide

[–]xMadxScientistx 10 points11 points ago

I can open your eyes, but I won't have to, because you can't close them anyway.

[–]MonkeeSage 2 points3 points ago

That was amazing.

[–]akvaod 7 points8 points ago

Over up-ways and reeling,

what a strange index of reflection!

A whole new world!

Can I please close my eyes

All this air isn't better

And when I'm way up here

It's crystal clear

That I'll soon gastronomically

Be you...

[–]people_are_animals 1 point2 points ago

For some weird reason, that's the only song I can sing on pitch.

[–]garythecoconut 7 points8 points ago

the bird is called an Osprey.

[–]RedSkyNoise 3 points4 points ago

Relevant and informative. Thankyou, Mr TheCoconut!

[–]Alexdoh 5 points6 points ago

I wonder where that fish did go...

[–]SpaceAggressor 4 points5 points ago

Fishy fishy fishy...fish.

[–]Freddie_AppsHero 12 points13 points ago

For some reason, I get the mental image of the bird plucking the fish out of the water, flying along like that at high speed, closing in on a building, releasing the fish so it smacked into the side of the building, then flying off. "Why? Because I can."

[–]altometer 7 points8 points ago

See, it's posts like this that define Reddit. A picture of a hawk with a fish isn't that funny. But with this title, I snorted and spit coffee at work. Yes, it is an old joke and has been done before, but it was a delightful thing to see on the front page.

[–]afroadam 3 points4 points ago

and then it died...

[–]blokeski 4 points5 points ago

Best comment for a picture ever.

[–]GaylordF0cker 3 points4 points ago

The title...brilliant!

[–]d8wkd7s9 6 points7 points ago

As a koi and goldfish owner: fuck everything about this. :'-( I try to respect all animals, no matter if bug or kitty. But with any animal that hurts my fish, that's an entirely different story. Once there was this red cat in our neighborhood that learned how to hunt for goldfish. That was a very, very sad year.

[–]Ana_Thema 15 points16 points ago

YOU CAN'T 'OWN' NATURE, MAN

[–]cuddlyogre 11 points12 points ago

Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat.

[–]d8wkd7s9 7 points8 points ago

If that bird was flying away with a really cute and really dead (or just crying in pain) kitty, I'm sure there would be more people here that would be sad instead of just saying "wow, awesome picture". Of course it's nature. But that fish was someones pet and I just imagine it was mine and that makes me sad.

[–]SquirtLikeABoss 1 point2 points ago

Well there wouldn't really be that situation, it's sad go see a beautiful animal like that fish die but you can't hate an animal for trying to live.

[–]cuddlyogre 2 points3 points ago

I agree. I just wanted to be witty with a Finding Nemo line.

[–]u_suck_paterson 2 points3 points ago

i got your reference

[–]RommelTJ 1 point2 points ago

I sunk your battleship.

[–]Kittycatter 1 point2 points ago

I used to have a koi pond, never had any problems. Cats, coons, coyotes never seemed to bother them (pretty surprising, backed up to a 50+ acre wilderness area) and we had lattice work over the top with wisteria growing over it to hide it from overhead prey. Worked out really well for us.

[–]d8wkd7s9 1 point2 points ago

We were very lucky too for a while and except for one extremely harsh winter we never had any problems. Many cats don't know how to catch fish. If you are however unlucky and have one in your area that figures out how to do it then the trouble starts. Fortunately, she didn't manage to catch the larger koi but all my goldfish and smaller koi. They were just too tame and probably swam right up to the cat. She didn't even eat them, just kill them and then let them lie somewhere in our garden :-(

And there are also ring snakes, those go after goldfish as well.

A couple of kilometres from here they also have herons that go for koi as well. Although it would be cool to see one, I'm just glad that they don't come here.

[–]spartican 2 points3 points ago

fuk yoo bird, bring my fish back now!

[–]SavageNoble 1 point2 points ago

ospry pls

[–]js2195 2 points3 points ago

Shining, shimmering, splendors Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?

[–]clbinchi 2 points3 points ago

Or as the ancient philosopher once said," A bird and a fish may fall in love, but where will they build a home.

[–]glamorousglue 1 point2 points ago

A beaver dam! Bird could live on top, fish could swim inside.

[–]ApplesnPie 2 points3 points ago

Fun fact, Osprey have evolved to hold their prey forward-facing in order to decrease wind resistance while they fly. It's very interesting because how did it know to evolve front to back? Why not back to front. Then a fish would never be able to see the nest full of anxious beaks ready to tear him asunder

[–]klauskinski 1 point2 points ago

Probably easier to catch heading in the same direction. Wouldn't changing the direction of the fish require a post catch flip in fish direction?

[–]anonymoustroll 1 point2 points ago

fish are most hydrodynamically efficient held front to back.

Have you ever seen a fish swim backwards at speed? No, you haven't, because they don't.

Ospreys probably have a built-in intelligence regarding the most flight efficient way to hold "cargo".

[–]Moosh1010 2 points3 points ago

the title made this funny

[–]Spikeaxis 2 points3 points ago

Aw man... I dropped my burger laughing my ass off at this...

[–]inventor2010 2 points3 points ago

Excellent title!

[–]fusion0608 2 points3 points ago

The caption made this pic

[–]eak125 20 points21 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Feeling a little koi. 8coms 49pts 13hrs pics

source: karmadecay

[–]ThisWontFrontPage 35 points36 points ago

Better title though...

[–]Numlocks 13 points14 points ago

Nah I'm good.

[–]brettawesome 9 points10 points ago

Haha, even stole the title from one of the comments.

[–]sotakeanap 5 points6 points ago

WeeeEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee!!!

[–]fembot_ 4 points5 points ago

Best title ever. Good job, OP.

[–]ludvigssss 1 point2 points ago

impressing that the eagle holds the fish like that to minimize air resistance

[–]rockon4life45[!] 1 point2 points ago

Sad, that is somebody's pet.

[–]sirin3 1 point2 points ago

We have to go fast!
Calling for air support!

[–]katalyst_ 1 point2 points ago

showed that fish the world

fishes love worlds

[–]Cristal1337 1 point2 points ago

Aladdin - A Whole New World Sing-along

As a child I liked the story of Aladdin, but not because of the music. Now that I am older, the music is what captivates me most.

[–]upstream_swimmer 1 point2 points ago

it looks like the fish is taking a piss in mid air

[–]paulHarkonen 1 point2 points ago

Damnit OP now Im going to have that stuck in my head the whole day. Thanks.

[–]sutluk 1 point2 points ago

Damn nature :/

[–]obiwan_toblowme 1 point2 points ago

Looks more like a missile its about to deploy..

[–]timoumd 1 point2 points ago

He said hes taking me to join his kids for dinner!

[–]BoilerMaker11 1 point2 points ago

he's probably only gonna show the guy his stomach, though

[–]7za 1 point2 points ago

The title makes this.

[–]glamorousglue 1 point2 points ago

Can I get that fish to go? Thanks.

[–]Chia909 1 point2 points ago

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

A brand new place you've never been!

[–]selophane43 1 point2 points ago

My mom has a small pond with koy fish in it. There used to be 5, now there is only 1. I suspect a hawk.

[–]Mr_Mojo_Rizin 1 point2 points ago

"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship" or not

[–]ElBurritoNinja 1 point2 points ago

"I can show you my nest, throw you up for my hacthlings!"

[–]sfdmfcssfd 1 point2 points ago

Osprey!

[–]rmmcclay 1 point2 points ago

Sashimi on the wing.

[–]sometimesijustdont 1 point2 points ago

Here is a guy signing A Whole New World. You will shit bricks at the minute mark.

[–]ricefed 1 point2 points ago

All I can think of is that the fish is going "WHEEEEEEEEEEEE"

[–]farkdog 1 point2 points ago

I would be thinking "Ouch! My back!"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Do a barrel roll!

[–]SgtSplacker 1 point2 points ago

Poor guy, one second "hmm that was tasty algae" next second "AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[–]NoEgo 1 point2 points ago

"Hey! I know this is breath-taking, but really..."

[–]SpiderDan1990 0 points1 point ago

Pidgey used Fly against enemy Magikarp - It's super effective!

[–]anonymoustroll 1 point2 points ago

If I could go back in time, I would kill the inventor of Pokemon before I'd kill Hitler.