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[–]mgawheat 53 points54 points ago

My first thought was, why would anyone want to see a birth happen?

Then I remembered how babies are made.

[–]Locke57 -3 points-2 points ago

SuddenlyClearanceClarence.jpg

[–]Evlon 18 points19 points ago

Sudden clarity Clarence.

[–]Locke57 6 points7 points ago

Why did I think that made sense? it wasn't even that late at night.

[–]amongstheliving 5 points6 points ago

oh thank God he finally went on clearance. I've been waiting all season.

[–]entbeard 11 points12 points ago

Dammit imgur, get more capacity!

[–]Sventertainer 7 points8 points ago

We need to download more RAM!

[–]entbeard 5 points6 points ago

[–]Thameus 0 points1 point ago

VCU or URI?

[–]fucking_leverpostej 14 points15 points ago

What the fuck? Seeing sausages being made is one of the most unsightly things in cooking.

[–]dundeedan 4 points5 points ago

It's a setup for OP's hilarious line about babies.

[–]sexbobomb91 5 points6 points ago

he's a hipster

[–]TheCodexx 1 point2 points ago

I like the part where they nozzle meat into a meat tube made of meat. Then I get to take it home, fry it with various meats and meat seasonings and insert it into my meaty mouth.

Seriously, half the process looks cool and the other half is disgusting. The Schoomping into the intestines is cool.

[–]twinkyza 2 points3 points ago

It's like someone taking a dump into a condom.

[–]Wammis 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure this is going to be the next "two girls" video.

[–]Way_too_poor 0 points1 point ago

Alls you gotta do is toss that feces filled penis balloon in the freezer and you got yourself a dildo! And not to mention a delectable poopsicle for when you're done

[–]Way_too_poor 0 points1 point ago

Schoomp- the sound one hears when sending the tube back to the teller at a drive thru bank.

[–]PASTAAA 0 points1 point ago

I like bacon better.

[–]Tyrant718 1 point2 points ago

Wait, you like watching pigs fuck or fucking pigs? Are you the friend?

[–]PASTAAA 0 points1 point ago

Sorry I read it wrong and thought it said something along the lines of "Who doesn't like Sausage?"

But that article was hilarious! Thanks for that.

[–]jetemange 0 points1 point ago

I think its a reference to the Simpsons... something Homer tells Lisa.

[–]fuckspace2001 -2 points-1 points ago

I came here to say just this. And I knew it would have already been said. I came anyway

[–]PiggyPork 1 point2 points ago

You get off at weird shit

[–]fuckspace2001 1 point2 points ago

on*

[–]Sariel007 1 point2 points ago

Don't judge fuckspace2001.

[–]SpesPatries 2 points3 points ago

How can you hate sausages?

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 2 points3 points ago

By being a straight male vegetarian intolerant to gluten. I think that covers all.

[–]TheInternetHivemind 2 points3 points ago

You know, I still have trouble accepting that there are strait male vegetarians who aren't in it for the pussy.

I mean intellectually I know it, but some deep part of me just doesn't want to accept it.

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 2 points3 points ago

I'm a vegetarian and the girl I'm currently dating is not. I guess that means I'm gay.

[–]TheInternetHivemind 2 points3 points ago

I didn't say you don't exist. I just said I have a hard time accepting it. It means you genuinely wouldn't eat a hamburger if it was put in front of you. This is just not a world I'm ready for.

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 1 point2 points ago

Don't worry man the knife cuts both ways. After watching Earthlings I had to get through some enormous denial and suppresion to say sane in this world as well.

[–]TheInternetHivemind 1 point2 points ago

Personality 1: This makes sense, when I look at earthlings I hav... Wait a minute...

Personality 2: This means he doesn't like pepperoni on his pizza.

Personality 1: Wha...NO! That...that's not possible...

Personality 2: Look with in yourself. You know it's true.

Personality 1: I...well...that doesn't make him a bad person...

Personality 2: You know what must be done...

Personality 1: N...no...I...I can't...........no....no...n...RUUUUUUNNN! RUN THEFRIENDLYFACEPLANT! I CAN ONLY HOLD HIM OFF...FOR.....SO.......LONG.........

Personality 2: smiles

[–]SpesPatries 0 points1 point ago

Is that really a reason to HATE sausages?

[–]Zopoko 0 points1 point ago

I am german and I am appalled that he hates sausages

[–]swine-fu 1 point2 points ago

I don't like the sausage, but I sure do like to see a meat filled intestine.

[–]muddzm 1 point2 points ago

Does 'watching sausage being made' involve watching animals being slaughtered? Either way I can't possibly understand how anyone could enjoy it.

[–]asilas1995 0 points1 point ago

He probably watched regular ordinary Swedish meal time.

[–]slotbadger 0 points1 point ago

Isn't this from The League, only the other way round? When they're filming a porno, someone says "I love sausage, but I don't want to see it being made".

[–]aesamattki 0 points1 point ago

Stop posting Facebook shit everywhere! I've taken to just downvoting them all without even looking. Fuck you.

[–]souldust 0 points1 point ago

You love watching babies being turned into pulverized meat product and seasoned to taste?