How to judge bearded people at face value.

killer4u77 · 3 months

But Charlie Chaplin had that last one...

matrixrory · 3 months

what about starburns?

Chippahh · 3 months

Not to be confused with the trustworthiness of bears.

I_am_not_angry · 3 months

Whoo hoo I am the most trustworthy!

Jtcor · 3 months

It's a sad day to see charley Chaplin be considered disastrous

spiraleclipse · 3 months

Mentioned Sidney Crosby; must be Canadian.

Then again, Canadians ARE the experts on beards.

Woooftickets · 3 months

evidence backing up the accuracy of this picture: the most trustworthy of all men

Jonnydishes · 3 months

Where's 'the Zappa'?

bytor_2112 · 3 months

how the hell is my soul patch more dangerous than a homeless beard or a neckbeard....

mysteriously succumbs to neckbeard downvotes

LeonHRodriguez · 3 months

I have a Sid Crosby, but I consider myself to be very loyal/trustworthy

youngse · 3 months

Maybe it's just me, but I think the Gandalf beard should be the "very trustworthy" extreme. The full beard does not give me near the amount of comfort.

dhspamm · 3 months

I have the beirdest woner right now

rockmongoose · 3 months

Hogan is at unsavory? Fuck you too!

werebeaver · 3 months

When I think cop stache, I think untrustworthy fuck wad. Maybe it's just me though.

SammyD1st · 3 months

What about the Tony Stark?

Italian_Barrel_Roll · 3 months

Time to shave off all of the goatee except for the soul patch.

I-Am-The-Cheese · 3 months

Why is the Charlie Chaplin considered disastrous?

JohnWL · 3 months

Chinstrap and neckbeard...? Same, but different?

chip8222 · 3 months

I call the first one the "Al Borland"

Reaps21 · 3 months

Oh how I wish I could grow facial hair . . . :(

unoriginalredditun · 3 months

I question the validity of this based on the rating given to chinstraps

sj4theworld · 3 months

I would trust John Waters with my life.

FranciscoEverywhere · 3 months

Usually when I say landing strip in referring to something else...

chris_fish · 3 months

Does this only apply to black people?

spankthatweasel · 3 months

I don't know why the hitler is considered so untrustworthy and disastrous he did practically exactly what he said he was going to do.

Daz0k · 3 months

I work in a German supermarket and we literally (!) have a customer that wears the Hitler. His voice is super high pitched and he sounds like he lost one testicle.

Not sure what to think of that yet. w/e, I don't say Hi to him and no "Tschüß". I say "AUF WIEDERSEHEN"

eMosen · 3 months

Chaplin is sad

cananon · 3 months

How is the Amish beard questionable? It should be the third most trustworthy, above the mustaches.

edit: And the goatee and mustache combo is only for the darkest timeline, not trustworthy

DJ3XO · 3 months

I hate to be the guy that points this out. But this has been reposted 4 times this year. Still a nice chart though.

d_r0ck · 3 months

I'm very trustworthy and I approve of this msg.

Miffed_Kitty · 3 months

The "Friendly Chops" is better known as "The Lemmy".

enyd · 3 months

Aw. My boyfriend only grows a goatee, so apparently he's "unsavory". :( Also, what about clean shaven?

andrewdance · 3 months

Face value ಠ_ಠ

MarkDevil · 3 months

Glad to know I'm in the "Very Trustworthy" section... Full Beard! Speaking of which, I need to shave. With great beard comes great responsibility.

Jipalio · 3 months

My beard isn't on there :( its similar to the patchy beard except, not patchy in the slightest.

iasmatt · 3 months

So Osama bin Laden is the second most trustworthy person...

ymahaguy3388 · 3 months

most trust worthy = papa smurph, dumbledore

YouPickMyName · 3 months

I demand a stereotypical brown persons beard on this chart to see how he's ranked!

mwproductions · 3 months

A goatee with a mustache is called a Van Dyke.

didntVoteObama · 3 months

Neckbeard: Threatening.

WHAT?

babytheo · 3 months

The scale is totally flipped when it's women

YouStupidCunt · 3 months

Fuck this chart and its total lack of respect of the handlebar mustache.

celestialwolf · 3 months

Woo, I'm dangerous

jrkirby · 3 months

when I get high resolution images

stargoslaby · 3 months

The Hitler.

silverblaze92 · 3 months

As the Lord Commander of the Bearded League I feel compelled to inform you that no beard is inherently evil. Like the force, there are some who use their powers for evil, and gain infamy for the facial hair they sport. But we must not blame the beard, for it is but a tool, a mighty tool to be sure, and cannot help who wields it.

dgutty · 3 months

at face value

Scotsarunionforu · 3 months

woohoo I am threatening

Prplcheez · 3 months

Bah. Why does neckbeard have to be listed as "threatening"? It's not my fault my hair refuses to grow on my chin.

Snicksnee · 3 months

I would have to disagree with the mustache and goatee, especially when it is coupled with a bald head. Not trustworthy at all in my experience

flamingiceriver · 3 months

What about that dude from the hunger games with the epic beard.

thetrombonist · 3 months

Interesting how the distance from the far left to neutral was significantly smaller than the far right to neutral. this must mean facial hair is generally bad.

Nixflyn · 3 months

Everyone forgets The Klingon.

matthewmcinerney · 3 months

As the designer of this chart, I support this repost.

damnclem · 3 months

As a bearded man, I can assure you that this is accurate.

Proof of beardedness

RolandGSD · 3 months

I'd have assumed werewolves to be trustworthy. Now I know!

jon_laing · 3 months

False, I have a full beard and I'm a huge asshole not worthy of even an ounce of trust.

cheekytriangle · 3 months

No judgement on bearded people, but beards are like face pubes.

mockingjay22 · 3 months

i bet a serial killer is reading that picture somewhere and is thinking about growing to look like the first one..

oli704 · 3 months

Yaaay I'm true Neutral!

Horidance · 3 months

As a man with a goatee, I'm a pretty nice guy, what makes me so questionable?

Fatumsch · 3 months

Nice, I've got the most trustworthy beard!

TheMightyX · 3 months

I question the validity of this chart. Everyone knows the villain had the mustache-goatee combo. Yet this is rated as "Very Trustworthy," while sideburns and muttonchops are more neutral. I disagree. -_-

PB_IS_THE_ANSWER · 3 months

I call this line up fucking bullshit. So what if I can only grow hair in the center of my upper lip.

ApatheticAsian17 · 3 months

I would trust the fuck out of Colonel Sanders.

Trokk · 3 months

What about the fu manchu?

7WCW7 · 3 months

I remember when I first saw this a year ago. Got one about how badass wasps are?

alwc37 · 3 months

Unsavory, fuck yeah!

Calderac · 3 months

Fuck all chinstraps!

Bearded1 · 3 months

The philosopher approves this message

awesomeman23 · 3 months

Why's there no "The Neitzsche"?

Judgeman · 3 months

This one shouldn't be so far to the left...

lindels · 3 months

Nice repost

thomasdemaster · 3 months

Im one more trustworthy than "the hitler' yaay

smokey44 · 3 months

Ppl arent scared to make a holocaust joke, but nobody rocks a hitler moustache, he really ruined it for ever

Insanitys_shadow · 3 months

I need to rethink many of my friend choices, I'm sorry mike but this chart tells me you are disastrous, I think you should just get in you Nazi time machine and go home to run that giant oven store, sniff sniff.

mrwoolery · 3 months

John Waters is scarier than a werewolf! LOL

shutupnube · 3 months

Judging people based on facial hair isn't totally stupid at all!

jimmyjam12 · 3 months

you forgot the one that labels them all as possible rapist

loswaga26 · 3 months

Fuck right, I'm the most trustworthy person on the world according to this chart.

On the world.

Aiskhulos · 3 months

Is it just me, or does the Goatee + Mustache look a lot like a pedostache?

Eselore · 3 months

I shaved all my trustworthiness off today :(

NotAlways · 3 months

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Timett_son_of_Timett · 3 months

I have a colonel sanders and I am pleased with my neutral trustworthiness.

SirHenryMorgan · 3 months

Ha! Werewolf before Hitler!

Whoa_Chill_Bro · 3 months

i believe that icky pencil beard goes by "the Everlast". he's like the godfather of it all.

samurai712 · 3 months

FALSE. Saruman.

kiska9461 · 3 months

My ex has mutton chops...surprised they aren't further up the spectrum

bitch_im_a_lion · 3 months

TIL that by trimming my beard I've gone from very trustworthy to mildly trustworthy.

AlRubyx · 3 months

I'm a werewolf and I find this offensive and racist.

BongoDaMonkey · 3 months

Where's the Ron Swanson?

kyle2143 · 3 months

I think the Handlebar mustache should be a bit further to the right.

texnation · 3 months

I vote the Wilford Brimley be changed to Ron Swanson

NotAlways · 3 months

Why did hitler need to ruin the toothbrush mustache?

ThoughtNinja · 3 months

I went from a full beard down to a chin tuft after a (edit) trimming mishap. My reputation is ruined.

trampus1 · 3 months

It's true, my beard is unkempt and you really shouldn't trust me very much. I don't.

mcqtom · 3 months

My issue is with the horseshoe. Sure, Hogan ain't great, but Paul Sr. rocks that shit. Paul Sr. is fucking awesome.

BelugaTaquito · 3 months

I think we need to draw a distinction between "Full beard" and "Full beard with scooped-out cheeks". It's the difference between Commander Riker (completely trustworthy) and Zach Galifianakis in The Hangover (slightly less trustworthy).

iDork · 3 months

I wish i had a Pencil Thin Mustache

WildSeven2 · 3 months

Oh nice. I fit into the threatening category! For the first time ever I'm threatening... Bow before your lord, mortals, MUHAHAHA.

mingling4502 · 3 months

Guess I'm safe rockin the full beard

TTasteIt_ItBurns · 3 months

"The Horseshoe"?? It's called a Fu Manchu around these parts...

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