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ProfanityOne giant size shit bitch bear. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]YourCommentBoresMe 262 points263 points ago

DON'T LOOK UP

Which subreddit are you in right now:

A) /r/pics

B) /r/funny

C) /r/WTF

D) none of the above

Vote now!

[–]asdfghjkl92 48 points49 points ago

hah, i thought it would be /r/funny. this is a good game.

[–]TheAtlas 53 points54 points ago

/r/funny

[–]MestR 65 points66 points ago

/r/funny

Also such a passive aggressive way of saying "OP, you're retarded. This isn't wtf."

[–]case9 23 points24 points ago

Someone make a bot that does this

[–]ManInTheMirage 27 points28 points ago

/r/repost

[–]MelodicWarfare 14 points15 points ago

/r/ WTF, But only because /r/WTF has been stupid as shit lately.

[–]psychroclasm 6 points7 points ago

Just went to look, and the last time it was posted, it was in funny.

[–]Chris1218218 9 points10 points ago

/r/wtf is the only subreddit of the three I'm still subscribed to. So that makes it pretty easy

[–]_Sperry_ 0 points1 point ago

shit..this guys good.

[–]bloobloobloo 0 points1 point ago

[Profanity]

[–]GenericOnlineName 18 points19 points ago

Wow, That's Funny!

[–]totosushi -2 points-1 points ago

Took me a few seconds. Well done.

[–]drockers 10 points11 points ago

I thought /r/pics

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

id say /r/funny

[–]enlowmation 2 points3 points ago

The picture made me laugh, so I thought I was in r/funny.

[–]RTgrl 2 points3 points ago

/r/wtf, I've unsubbed from the other two.

[–]Shadax 4 points5 points ago

I have no idea how I had the actual discipline to not look up.

I voted /r/funny, runner up /r/pics.

[–]Tamural 9 points10 points ago

This must be embarrassing for you.

[–]SuperSeyoe 1 point2 points ago

r/atheism. Yeah, shit has been real stupid on there lately.

[–]Alucard_draculA 2 points3 points ago

/r/funny

[–]RomeRawr 0 points1 point ago

/r/funny

I like this game.

[–]UselessRedditor 0 points1 point ago

/r/misc

[–]dbcification 95 points96 points ago

What the fuck. This is tagged for profanity. In a subreddit called What The Fuck.

Yeah, okay. I'm just going to pretend I never saw this.

[–]MetaphoricallyHitler 47 points48 points ago

No need to be such a shit bitch about it.

[–]drunk_otter 5 points6 points ago

Dude - you gotta tag comments like that with [profanity] - someone think of the children.

[–]OnmyojiOmn 10 points11 points ago

The mods are being fucking ridiculous with these tags lately. The profanity the tag is warning us about is IN THE REDDIT HEADLINE. It's not like we can filter submissions with the tags.

[–]My_ducks_sick 0 points1 point ago

I have a sneaking suspicion that it may be because of a r/WTF mod that is also the mod of a subreddit that is big on adding "Trigger Warnings" to offensive posts.

[–]okgasman 6 points7 points ago

not only did I notice the profanity in the subreddit, I also noticed it in the title. Sometimes, the tag might be a little overboard.

[–]rimo 2 points3 points ago

The mods care more about tags now than the quality of the content.

The mods need to man up and make clear to people that if some people can't handle real WTF material (this wasn't even WTF) they just need to GTFO.

[–]SOwED 1 point2 points ago

I'm glad there's someone else who feels this way. It's like 9gag just came and shit out some people into /r/WTF...I've been going to /r/nsfl and even /r/spacedicks for anything wtf cause this place has gotten so shitty. Maybe we should all tag our posts here with "Don't tag me bro! Don't tag me!"

[–]MaximsDecimsMeridius 8 points9 points ago

well, it is /r/WTF

[–]MasterNyx 2 points3 points ago

By the time you read it you've already read the profanity. That's like putting a sign after a dip in the road that says "You have just hit a dip."

[–]SirSkeezix 1 point2 points ago

Wait a second. There's profanity on the internet?

[–]yocxl 0 points1 point ago

I was gonna say "Thanks for telling me that 'One giant size shit bitch bear.' contains profanity..." Didn't even think about the fact that it's also on the What the Fuck subreddit. Haha.

[–]Raawwrr 0 points1 point ago

Screenshot it and submit it /r/wt*

[–]SOwED -1 points0 points ago

Seriously, fuck the mods.

[–]ToastStatic 21 points22 points ago

This definitely belongs in /r/funny. Or, somebody should make a reddit for posts that belong in both /r/funny & /r/WTF. /r/WTFunny.

EDIT: /r/WTFunny exists. There is only one post, and it sucks.

[–]shinshi 11 points12 points ago

You told me there was one post, and that it sucked. You did not disappoint.

[–]ToastStatic 7 points8 points ago

What'd I tell you!

[–]case9 7 points8 points ago

And I can't even downvote it.

[–]semisane8 3 points4 points ago

I see two posts, and the second one is a repost.

[–]TNine227 1 point2 points ago

Oh Reddit...

[–]kendranot 9 points10 points ago

the person who would buy me this while i was ill/hospitalized would be the person i would marry

[–]GD3 4 points5 points ago

since when did reddit start adding profanity tabs?

[–]toddkddot 2 points3 points ago

We should send one of these to that girl on the front page who just had a lung removed.

[–]root88 24 points25 points ago

throws money at screen

[–]Ninko 7 points8 points ago

I want that bear.

[–]mookiemookie 17 points18 points ago

http://loveislame.com/

[–]KillerPenguinz 1 point2 points ago

You are my best friend. I love you.

[–]mookiemookie 1 point2 points ago

It was my Valentine's Day present for my fiance this year.

[–]Kersheh 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't ship to Canada. This link brightened my night and then subsequently saddened it.

Edit: The site says it does but Google Checkout says no for my address in Ontario.

[–]Jamesfsmith 1 point2 points ago

Get her a teddy bear they said she will love it they said

[–]EdgHG 1 point2 points ago

Nothing says I love you like a shit bitch you is fine bear.

[–]cohrt 1 point2 points ago

really we need a profanity tag in WTF now?

[–]IamDaenerys 1 point2 points ago

my boyfriend got me this for valentines day. one of the better presents compared to the shakeweight I got this year.

[–]ibankai 3 points4 points ago

Ima get that for my gf for valentine's day

[–]ibankai 2 points3 points ago

too bad i dont have gf:(

[–]Spazzy_Cactus -2 points-1 points ago

Forever Alone

[–]Nelis47896 3 points4 points ago

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

[–]failbruiser 7 points8 points ago

Huh, I always thought that was Oscar Wilde. Oh well.

[–]badhobbit 3 points4 points ago

Oscar Wilde was a gay white man.

[–]Rangourthaman_ 2 points3 points ago

It's like one of those mozaic pictures.

[–]violetvenus 0 points1 point ago

I need to buy this bear! anyone know where I can buy it?"

Edit: have found website: http://loveislame.com/products

[–]Teddybear405 0 points1 point ago

Oh thats BOB, he's a pain on nights out

[–]BuyCondomsForHookers 0 points1 point ago

aww.... i got 2 little shot bitch bears. now i can show them a picture of their mom.

[–]evilspacecat 0 points1 point ago

If I had these down in Miami on Vday. SOLD OUT

[–]youhavetobekiddingme 0 points1 point ago

old news.

[–]bumbletowne 0 points1 point ago

I seriously thought this was a get well teddy bear. I was all, 'I should so get this for my grandpa who hates hospitals, thinks diminuitive wit is the best humor, and is currently in the hospital.'

Then my sex part of the brain slapped me for being an idiot.

[–]ehgitt 0 points1 point ago

Huh. Funny, looks kinda like this: http://www.reddit.com/tb/niit7

[–]hupcapstudios 0 points1 point ago

A comma or two would make that a rather pleasant message.

[–]jimpagliap 0 points1 point ago

Damn bitch you stupid fly!

[–]DimitriGann 0 points1 point ago

five bucks to whoever can say "One giant size shit bitch bear" five times fast...

[–]AWildCharizard 0 points1 point ago

That is by far the first thing that made me smile today. I have had a very rough week. Thank you.

[–]kaylameowww 0 points1 point ago

I laugh at this every time I see it in my phone library from when I saved this picture off of reddit. when I saw it here again, no laugh came. The depression of a repost. :(

[–]fuzzy_bunny85 0 points1 point ago

....profanity tag..really?

[–]PJAMA114 0 points1 point ago

Now I know what to get my girlfriend for her birthday.

[–]Fisher444 0 points1 point ago

Sorry to break it to you guys, 9gag got a hold of this 3 months ago. http://9gag.com/gag/2895164

[–]ehgitt 0 points1 point ago

I got a hold of it 5 months ago.

[–]skwishee 0 points1 point ago

That bear is quoting my cabby when I told him I was paying with a credit card.

[–]purebishop 0 points1 point ago

This is why we can't have nice things, humanity.

[–]DDTgrease 0 points1 point ago

It moments like this when I wish I could upvote something more than once

[–]DarwinismObvious 0 points1 point ago

I like the box. One giant sized shit bitch bear.

[–]Nuparurocks 5 points6 points ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]DarwinismObvious 0 points1 point ago

I did not notice the title of this post. Also i thought the bear was the joke in this scenario?

[–]moose_sex 2 points3 points ago

I HATE TO BE THE BEAR OF BAD NEWS...

[–]capncaveman 0 points1 point ago

Oh HELL NO!!

[–]onlyalevel2druid 0 points1 point ago

I totally own the smaller one. Best gift ever.

[–]collinl 0 points1 point ago

This is the first time I have actually laughed out loud on reddit. Uncontrollably I might add.

[–]Delaywaves 0 points1 point ago

Hi. I will probably get downvoted for this, but I'll say it anyway: this was taken without credit from Humans of New York, a photography blog. Just yesterday, a different HONY image was posted here without credit, and the photographer himself was forced to comment, asking us to please credit him next time. Can we please not take things without permission like this?

[–]moose_sex 0 points1 point ago

maddox?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Bitches love bear shit

[–]Scarjaka -1 points0 points ago

Mods, delete this garbage.

[–]danielgrak -1 points0 points ago

That's actually really hard to say. For me at least

[–]peted1884 3 points4 points ago

Perhaps a comma would help:

One giant sized shit, bitch bear.

[–]bigmeech -1 points0 points ago

white people trying to talk black is so pathetic

and yes i can tell it was written by a white person

[–]BeanMan24 -2 points-1 points ago

Bitch better have ma honey

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

what? shit bitch bear teddies are keeping the black man down now by perpetuating that fool mush mouth jibba jabba talk? Goddamit!

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[–]Omnifarious 6 points7 points ago

I'm sad there are couples that don't have a sense of humour between the two of them.

[–]mason55 0 points1 point ago

I got one for my girlfriend awhile back and she loves it. She shows pictures to her friends and they love it.

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