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[–]muddymidget 8 points9 points ago

The one on the left looks a little dim. Remember, it's best to change them both at the same time.

[–]k80k80k80 26 points27 points ago

Are you talking about her boobs, or the guys?

[–]id3aco 6 points7 points ago

This comment is probably the funniest thing I have ever read on this site.

[–]k80k80k80 7 points8 points ago

[–]PRedditor88 3 points4 points ago

brilliant.

[–]BenCelotil -1 points0 points ago

They're naturally asymmetrical.

[–]genzahg 5 points6 points ago

Someone please faceswap the guy on the left. I promise you at least one upvote.

[–]antwearingjetpack 2 points3 points ago

Just isolate that face, even.

[–]genzahg 2 points3 points ago

I think I'm falling in love with it.

[–]SeppukuBLUE 4 points5 points ago

[–]Mistawankaz -1 points0 points ago

Why did she have to get old? Why did she have to get implants and get plastic surgery? Why.... Just Why?

[–]dat_penguin 2 points3 points ago

Whoever's the owner of the white sedan?

[–]Zoyd 2 points3 points ago

Just as a sidenote, she kinda looks like Annette Schwarz (Pornstar) without makeup.

[–]NotSoGoodAtPhotoshop 1 point2 points ago

The right one looks like a polish version of Jason Segel

[–]Ulrich453 1 point2 points ago

"Want me to drive? " "naww I'm cooool"

[–]CresentFresh1738 1 point2 points ago

Every refrigerator has a box of Premium Saltines on top of it these days

[–]Velocity17 1 point2 points ago

Is it me or does the one on the left resemble like Drake Bell.

[–]mi11s 1 point2 points ago

For a second there I thought the fella on the left had a milk mustache... my bad!

[–]Splatypus 1 point2 points ago

Just like in dumb and dumber.

[–]mrdifficult1 1 point2 points ago

Hot girl hangin' with a couple dum dums.

[–]Rodehardputupwet 1 point2 points ago

I was hoping it was gonna be boobies!

[–]BaconL 0 points1 point ago

It's obviously her spirit animal.

Also, ignore my shitty paint job.

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[–]Citizen_Lear 2 points3 points ago

You might think, but it is a sparkly top. We need some forensics done here.

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[–]Citizen_Lear 1 point2 points ago

So, what's the answer? Elucidate please. (Or better yet, illuminate)

[–]Siethron -1 points0 points ago

"Mommy mommy turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is going into your garden!"

oh please let someone else get that reference.

[–]FeelingCute -1 points0 points ago

Naw dude, her tits are haunted