this post was submitted on
1,209 points (53% like it)
9,611 up votes 8,402 down votes

funny

subscribe2,399,019 readers

8,974 users here now

PLEASE, No posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.


Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 97 comments

[–]BogieFlare 32 points33 points ago

Shakira can waka waka into mordor

[–]dorianp 2 points3 points ago

Came here for this exact joke :)) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRpeEdMmmQ0&ob=av2e

Btw...Euro is coming this summer, can't wait!

[–]dianthe 5 points6 points ago

Man that song brings so many good memories of the 2010 World Cup!

[–]TheOrangeIguana 1 point2 points ago

Cause this is Africa.

[–]vANatiq 0 points1 point ago

It's impossible to waka waka into your current location, except for in real life

[–]Athrox 0 points1 point ago

inception

[–]WhatsSoPunny 0 points1 point ago

It is not kermitted.

[–]Lumineus 17 points18 points ago

Art by Will Robertson. I'd love to see a whole series of these!

[–]tinyelevator 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for the credit, Lumineus! More stuff here and here.

[–]Lumineus 0 points1 point ago

That's awesome, thanks man! Keep on drawing!

[–]openletter8 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for posting the source!

[–]digitalastronaut 0 points1 point ago

Why did people downvote you :/ My pet peeve is people not listing the source/artist etc...

[–]donald20 9 points10 points ago

Share the toad

[–]Andr3wsky 6 points7 points ago

Thanks to my generation, in 40 years all major art museums will be full of paintings like this. Gen Y: trolling history since 1983.

[–]creepyeyes[!] 3 points4 points ago

I'm ok with this

[–]Paladinltd 1 point2 points ago

Frankly it's better than most of the crap now.

[–]frorge 3 points4 points ago

Is that a dead kermit?

[–]creepyeyes[!] 3 points4 points ago

Kermit is probably Frodo, and Fozzie is probably Sam. This would be the scene where Samwise says, "I can't carry it for you, Mr. Frodo... but I can carry you!!"

[–]toohardtothink 2 points3 points ago

kermit died in 1990. all that's left is a kermit-like ringwraith who travels the world attempting to find his master's hand.

[–]anexanhume 22 points23 points ago

Samwise Fozee

[–]HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO 15 points16 points ago

let us be rid of it......once and for all! Come on, Mr. Kermit. I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you!----waka, waka.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 5 points6 points ago

Would Smeagol be played by Animal?

[–]HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO 5 points6 points ago

I can see that...

[–]CarlosValdosta[S] 1 point2 points ago

I think beaker would be a better smeagol...

[–]Gooberpatrol66 1 point2 points ago

Beaker would make a better Pippin, in my opinion.

[–]grimreapergutters 3 points4 points ago

Waka waka who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

[–]N3otron 4 points5 points ago

But you can simply waka flocka and flame into Mordor.

[–]CarlosValdosta[S] 2 points3 points ago

You have to scratch the inside of your ear when you look at this... Otherwise it doesnt count.

[–]ExplainsLinks -2 points-1 points ago

click status: SFW

[–]j2eff 1 point2 points ago

That was a terrible explanation

[–]ronbreddit 7 points8 points ago

WAKA FLOCKA FLAME!

[–]TookanSam 2 points3 points ago

[–]liberaljesus 2 points3 points ago

Wow, the guys does a great impression of Obama even when he's rapping.

[–]K_Swag 2 points3 points ago

Can't decide if this is awesome or epically awesome...

[–]macropsia 1 point2 points ago

Came here expecting to see shakira naked, I am disappoint

[–]CarlosValdosta[S] 1 point2 points ago

Why would a naked shakira be in /r/funny... Wait... Where can I get naked Shakira?

[–]haiku_robot 0 points1 point ago

Came here expecting 
to see shakira naked, 
I am disappoint

[–]CarlosValdosta[S] 0 points1 point ago

God damn this haiku robot. It always knows when you post a haiku.

[–]deltron 1 point2 points ago

I need a print of this to put up on my wall with my Jesus riding Falcor

[–]CarlosValdosta[S] 0 points1 point ago

Why have I never seen this. Until now I mean.

[–]JavaMoose 0 points1 point ago

That is exceptional.

[–]mrhardyy 1 point2 points ago

Someone please shop waka flocka in here

[–]7joshy 1 point2 points ago

Fozzie Baggins of the Shire.

[–]CarlosValdosta[S] 7 points8 points ago

It's Samwise... Kermit Baggins is over his shoulder...

[–]angelandie11 0 points1 point ago

ya fozi

[–]StewieBanana 0 points1 point ago

File this one under "pictures that made me laugh like a deranged lunatic for 5 minutes."

[–]dogheadedwhore 0 points1 point ago

damn, it looks like alfred kubin drawings.

[–]gaius_baltar23 0 points1 point ago

this is the most awesome image of all time! well apart from that one i took of my junk but i was pissed so that doesnt count

[–]fozzyfreakingbear 0 points1 point ago

I have...to freaking get...the freaking chicken...to freaking Mordor...

[–]feor1300 0 points1 point ago

Statler: Mordor? Waldorf: Yes, use more doors, like the one that leads off stage! OH HOHOHOHOHO

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

What is this waka waka? A reference to waka flacka flames?

[–]Beddy 0 points1 point ago

Waka gonn' ball all the way into Mordor

[–]TookanSam 0 points1 point ago

wut

[–]ExplainsLinks -1 points0 points ago

click status: SFW

[–]FloobLord 0 points1 point ago

Where are the movie studio executives? I would pay to see this trilogy.

[–]cerebraldoom 0 points1 point ago

I read that as "Waku Waku" and expected an obscure Neo-Geo reference.

[–]110110 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, now all I hear is Pacman in my ear.

[–]Dasfunkeh 0 points1 point ago

So, I was procrasturbating on one of my favourite video sites (if you know what I mean ;p), and there was a thumb of this video called 'wicked wokka', and that's what I thought this was, damn I don't even know why I clicked it then.

P.s. - Ofcourse its NSFW if you were to go looking for this particular video.

[–]reddit_user13 0 points1 point ago

Unless you're Pac-Man.....

[–]shortman1400 0 points1 point ago

[–]Manlymight 0 points1 point ago

the muppets just got even more legendary

[–]jzupp 0 points1 point ago

They're integrating Fozzy into League of Legends now? Nice!

[–]joshuaolake 0 points1 point ago

Epic!

[–]youshouldbereading 0 points1 point ago

Not one thing in this picture makes sense and I love you dearly for that. Post more please.

[–]bobbymcpresscot 0 points1 point ago

Waka waka who wants to hear a funny ass joke? Fucking family guy

[–]kiltsaresexy 0 points1 point ago

Tried reading it out to my husband, but I couldn't finish. So... Much... Laughing.

[–]spazberryjam 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure it's "Wocka Wocka". Just sayin'.

[–]rderekp 0 points1 point ago

People like this joke. I got 480 karma when I posted something similar 5 months ago.

[–]CosmicBard 0 points1 point ago

"wokka wokka"

[–]AristotleJr -1 points0 points ago

Anyone wanting free karma would change Fozzie to pacman and reach the front page.

[–]Harold_Grundelson -1 points0 points ago

AND MY RUBBER CHICKEN!

[–]grisbilen -1 points0 points ago

sigh, now i have to watch Shakira and fap again...

[–]CarlosValdosta[S] -1 points0 points ago

Which video... for research purposes of course.

[–]grisbilen 0 points1 point ago

Any where she shakes her booty!

[–]CarlosValdosta[S] 0 points1 point ago

I concur.

[–]cornholio1234 -1 points0 points ago

slim shady

[–]chris_fish -1 points0 points ago

I was expecting to have to put my finger in my ear when I saw the title. Did it anyway.

[–]VolatileChemical -1 points0 points ago

Oh my god I want to see this movie. After "The Muppets" last year I have no doubt it would be amazing and moving.

[–]waka_waka_ -3 points-2 points ago

Why not? I do all the time!

[–]Wocka_Wock -4 points-3 points ago

You rang?

[–]CarlosValdosta[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Po-Tay-to's!

[–]Thefinalwerd -2 points-1 points ago

I can't tell if he is helping Kermit or parading around a fresh kill.