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Boobs!.. or i move him closer [SFW] (photobasement.com)

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[–]McRibMadman 72 points73 points ago

YOU PRUDE BITCHES! YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HIM!!!!

[–]Dream0nR0ck 41 points42 points ago

That bird's blood is on their boobs

[–]Octane88 8 points9 points ago

her life is on your boobs, dude

[–]p341250n 36 points37 points ago

Spoiler: no boobs

[–]ObliviousIrrelevance 6 points7 points ago

But...internet equals boobs?

[–]SW82 1 point2 points ago

Boobs...

[–]jdc214 102 points103 points ago

Dear lord, this is one of the longest gif-loading times I've ever seen.

[–]DykeButte 42 points43 points ago

Mine didn't even have to load. It just started right up.

EDIT: What the fuck did I get downvoted for?

[–]philip1243 25 points26 points ago

Because fuck you that's why. But in all honestly I gave you an up vote.

[–]DrZippy -4 points-3 points ago

I use hover zoom and didn't even have to click a button it loads so fast. fuck you.

[–]TheFakeFrench 1 point2 points ago

When I send someone to -1 I call it a head shot. BOOM.

[–]DrZippy 0 points1 point ago

When someone reply to me saying they down voted my comment I down vote myself to show them how many fucks I give. 0

[–]Babkock 5 points6 points ago

WHAT YEAR IS IT

[–]Bonsee 24 points25 points ago

I can't believe those bitches wouldn't save that baby bird!

[–]BetaMail 2 points3 points ago

Hmm, no sign of /r/srs yet

[–]TheCommonDandy 4 points5 points ago

Snakes never attract the ladies. Get a puppy or kitten, dude.

[–]leddible 8 points9 points ago

Read this as "Get a puppy or a kitchen"...

teeheehee

[–]Lolologan17 5 points6 points ago

I ran into a guy doing this once, we got along real nice. He even showed me all the boobs he had collected.

[–]TicklesInAGoodWay 84 points85 points ago

Ummm...So nobody else thinks it's creepy that some random guy is trying to get under age girls to show him their boobs at the threat of killing a baby animal?

[–]redditMEred 190 points191 points ago

redditor for 26 days

Welcome to the internet.

[–]dmorr145 12 points13 points ago

The internet as a whole can be like a shock site for people who have never been on the internet.

[–]imonlyaman 9 points10 points ago

Also, this is just a looped gif he's using on chat roulette. The video has been around forever.

[–]beccaonice 8 points9 points ago

Doesn't change the fact that he's using it to try to get high school girls to expose themselves...

[–]Rumple_Manskin 2 points3 points ago

How do you know they're in HS? There are younger looking girls at my university.

[–]greyscalehat 24 points25 points ago

You do realize that many snakes are fed live animals naturally right?

[–]beepbeep-ribbyribby 19 points20 points ago

I think the concern here wasn't that he's feeding his snake a live animal, because everyone over the age of eight knows that snakes eat live animals. The problem is that he's making it the fault of young girls as a consequence for not exposing themselves.

[–]modernburial 31 points32 points ago

I hear also that the people who feed the snakes always drag a couple of barely pubescent teenage girls into the room and ask them to show them their tits "or Mr Mouse gets it!".

[–]greyscalehat -1 points0 points ago

I am just saying that that baby animal would probably have died in exactly the same way. Its not like he made the baby animal's life worse, just those two girls.

[–]modernburial 21 points22 points ago

...and I was just pointing out that I think the original point was having a problem with a person using a live animal feeding on another in an attempt to get under-age girls to show him their tits.

Emphasis on "under-age" and "showing their tits".

[–]LookAliveSunshine 3 points4 points ago

As a person who owns a snake and has to constantly deal with people being over dramatically grossed out by it, I honestly cannot think of a funnier way to fuck with people. Good way to make feed time more entertaining too lol

[–]mytake 7 points8 points ago

Way to combine feeding your pet with being a creepy Internet slimeball.

[–]LookAliveSunshine -2 points-1 points ago

Well I'm a girl, so IDK if it would make me a slimeball. Probably. Definitely still creepy.

[–]EpcotMaelstrom 3 points4 points ago

Regardless of gender, trying to get underage girls to show their tits is slimeball behavior. Don't ignore the issue.

[–]LookAliveSunshine -1 points0 points ago

Did I ever say I was trying to get underaged girls to show me their tits? No. I just said that I thought the idea in general was hilarious.

[–]PixyFreakingSticks 3 points4 points ago

Not to pile on, but... you're killing a thing that feels extraordinary pain as it dies. You understand that, right? And I get that it's necessary, and so I don't fault you in any capacity for doing it, but Jesus... you enjoy doing it, and worse, you enjoy that other people don't like watching an innocent thing suffer and die... You really are kind of a slimeball.

[–]LookAliveSunshine -1 points0 points ago

Or the snake gets to die an even slower and more painful death due to starvation? The snake needs to eat and thats that. So, I view the animal that I am feeding my snake as food and I honestly feel no remorse whatsoever for taking proper care of my pet.

And of all the fucked up things on the internet that people love watching, I get shit for this? For thinking its funny that people freak out at a completely natural process that occurs in the wild everyday all over the world? I find odd that just because I find this gif to be funny everyone automatically assumes I enjoy torturing animals, trying to force underaged girls to reveal themselves to me online, and forcing people to watch my snake eat just to watch them squirm. None of which I ever said or are true in any way.

[–]PixyFreakingSticks 0 points1 point ago

I honestly cannot think of a funnier way to fuck with people.

You said this.

And I get that it's necessary, and so I don't fault you in any capacity for doing it (feeding your snake)

I said this. So you're just not bothering to read my comments or what?

For thinking its funny that people freak out at a completely natural process that occurs in the wild everyday all over the world?

You're right. You know what else is a natural process? Animals slowly starving to death. What about rape? That was natural once. Is that funny? You're asshole for thinking it's funny that people are bothered by something that feels pain slowly dying.

everyone automatically assumes I enjoy torturing animals

YOU SAID THE FOLLOWING

funnier way to fuck with people

You're a dick.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

ha ha hahahaha, hey guys Im gonna get these underage girls to expose themselves, LMAO THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY GUYS !!!! GUYS ?.......guys ?

[–]LookAliveSunshine 1 point2 points ago

Thats not the funny part. I seriously don't even care about that part, despite everyones predetermined opinion that I do. The part that is funny to me is the how much the girls freak out at something as natural as taking a shit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Just shit stirring :P

[–]phiz36 0 points1 point ago

Thank you.

[–]Good_Sauce 2 points3 points ago

The girl on the right is picking her nose.

[–]gonX 2 points3 points ago

Imgur mirror

[–]101Airborne 7 points8 points ago

a while back someone posted a gif where the girl ACTUALLY SHOWS HER TITS... does anyone have this?, come on reddit, dont let my penis down

[–]adanvdo 3 points4 points ago

Well-Played

[–]ramerica 1 point2 points ago

Oregon State!

[–]wentworththegreat 0 points1 point ago

i hav either seen this guy moving very slow or just a pic when on chart roulette/omegle

[–]mrpunchy 0 points1 point ago

Pedobear, how can you see boobs when they have none?

[–]grufftech 0 points1 point ago

IMGUR GOD DAMN IT; WHY DONT YOU PEOPLE USE IMGUR.

[–]Ninja0verkill 0 points1 point ago

Blackmailing at its finest

[–]dmorr145 -1 points0 points ago

That is a little extreme just to see some boobs. Also, he was already on the internet, so why did he need to kill a chicken?

[–]Waffle_Slapper -1 points0 points ago

gOLD.

[–]GingerRot -1 points0 points ago

JAIL BAIT!!!! PEDO BEAR -> USE SPAWN RUSH!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tgPoi0hWjk {Effect} No Boobs ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!!

[–]kpingvin -3 points-2 points ago

klassik! :D

[–]kryten4000 -1 points0 points ago

Sad commentary on our culture where people accept violence over any small bit of sexuality.

[–]izmar97 -1 points0 points ago

Fuck you asshole that was sucklh a cute chick. Tyen he uad to go get it eaten and on purpose.DAMN!!

[–]Ziroth 0 points1 point ago

You know people have to feed snakes like that regularly... Idiot

[–]nefu22 -4 points-3 points ago

i love this

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